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All-Star Game, Thread II

Volquez is in!

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So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck that change-up, Dioner!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

boobs, you've got powers

use them!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

4K?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck the heck is going on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

volquez with the K!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

VolKswagen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

VOLKEZ!!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

PUKE!

THAT PITCH WAS SICK!

Brent…

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

volquez just hit 97

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

fucK

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wagon just broke an axle

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

JD DREW??????

Fuck the Heck?

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That isn't funny

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

flag'd

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

eat a .gif of a dick.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't see what you did there

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way, the red sox sweep

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait... we kind of want the AL to win then, right?

The Reds aren’t going to need it this year, right? Might as well fuck over the Cubs if they get it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

I see EVs master plan

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon Volquez

hit 100 mph and get it over with

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on everyone

EV knows the NL is gonna score in the 8th so he can pick up the win

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hellz yeah!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell does this stuff even mean?

knock it off man.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is Clint Hurdle's game.

not Dusty Baker.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

0%

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infinity:1

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we have two of the most infamous .gif posters in RR history on at the same time

.GIF OFF!!!!! battlekow vs. Brent Beck! GO!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

battlekow go...

brent beck don’t

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I have to hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time

I’m gonna “Yah Mo” burn this place to the ground

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

One point awarded.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

b-kow, he's giving you a run for your money.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, one point B-Beck

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just a ripoff

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got battlekow by a lot

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo? Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Chase Utley

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's an all-star line-up

Can Joe Buck announce this titanic struggle?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are they chanting?

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

We like feces!

clap clap clap clap

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yankees fans are jackasses

also, who at home has never heard of dan uggla?

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

he said earlier

how some people might not know Hanley Ramirez. the fans voted him in. he was first place.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone in the northeast

They don’t follow the Mickey Mouse league over here

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez in line for the lead!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what i meant

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAGON IN LINE FOR THE W!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Go NL!

boom boom clap

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That Papelbon

is just an angel

W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?

by Gay Jesus on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what to root for

Volquez getting the win…
Yankees fans being shown up by Papelbon…
Yankees fans cheering for their own side to lose…
Cubs to not have home field advantage…

so many good possibilities.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i was rooting for

EV vs. Hobbs. i lost. fuckers.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the yankees fans cheering for themselves to lose

dumbasses

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankee fans prolly blame Papelbon for Navarro's throw...

Why is Navarro an All-Star anyway?

.310 Average with 4 HR, and apparently not very good defense…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't say that

It was closer than I thought it would be

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got nothing on me

go reds, and go me… the victor!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The National League is having good vibrations!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Tru Dat... And they were overthrowing...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is some brilliant shit

bring in the all-star with the 4.58 ERA.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Clint the Turd...le... what'd you expect?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Weathers

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't even joke about that

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take a seat Guillen

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, you catch the Adam Dunn bashing moron of the day

on the facebook app?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

did not see that, checkin right now

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the normal idiots

This guy’s arguing that Dunn hurts the team because he emulates Griffey who’s been fat and lazy the last 8 years.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

griffey is carrying a few extra pounds

especially in the backside

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brent Beck v. battlekow

image challenge #1—- hottest (safe for crolfer) photo

than challenge #2—- most hilarious photo

the clock is ticking

by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one is that?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Wagner SUCKS

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

billy wagner can go to hell

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the actual game

No more Volquez W

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

there goes volquez’s win…

it’s like he’s still pitching for the reds

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously contemplating

rooting for the A.L. here

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Go-ahead homer from Corey Hart

I’m calling it.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thanks

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maggie

and the Ferocious Beast, lovely.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Don’t they know that this one counts?

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Dempster in the bullpen...

Is this Hurdle or Baker managing?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

If Dusty were manager

Corey Patterson would be on the team and hitting leadoff, because he gives Dusty the speed and power he needs. That little short porch.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

who can come off the bench and win it for the NL?

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Kirk Gibson?

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Guzman... BS IMO

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope you are all wrong

Brian McCan!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

say your prayers little one

don’t forget my son
to include everyone

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

what would your entrance music be?

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think enter sandman is pretty kickass

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i'd have to go with something from buffett or weird al

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going with the 1812 overture

It’s got kick.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that your favorite Misfits song or just the most appropriate one?

We seem to share a lot as far as musical taste goes.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard it at a DC United tailgate (Screaming Eagles supporters group), but didn't know what it was

Then I dug out an old Misfits album and said, “Holy shit, I recognize that song!” It would be awesome to come out of the bullpen to:

I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!
You better think about it, baby!
I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!
You better think about it, baby, baby, oh!

As for favorite Misfits song, I have to admit that I really like Metallica’s cover of “Last Caress.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...are you telling me that you're aren't completely up on the Misfits?

I need to make you a zip file.

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot

I was thinking how “Saddam A Go Go” by GWAR would be awesome entrance music.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reaaaal intimidating.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd let the heat do the intimidating!

that music would be fitting for my 52 MPH fastball

Reds Hall of Fame Certified Speed

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm... okay.

5VHJHFv6aSm1VyN5iNZUDbXN7WZXpXULx3ivacCjdnoQ1bGjyoEY5b7162GXKaRu4Na0xromg-JEGsjivh/humping_squirrels.jpg”/>

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I now hate physics professors

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i think that someone that just batted shouldnt' have been an all star!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That's great baseball

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

you trying to tell me that brandon phillips couldn't have done that?

how in the name of jeff brantley was that guy not an all star?

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

I’m saying it has been rare for a Reds relief getting a K and then a Reds catcher getting a CS. Unfortunately.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

i was just trying to make fun of brantley

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

BP sucks. Slyde convinced me.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since I'm no longer paying attention to the game

If anyone’s looking for some good new music, “Stay Positive” by the Hold Steady gets an enthusiastic thumbs up from me.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll check it out.

Right now I really like it when “Rich Girls” by the Virgins pops up on the Sirius in my minivan.

Fun fun fun.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

2009 all-star game in STL

I’m sure the hype will be the same

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm glad cincinnati got rewarded with an all star game for building a new stadium...

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well there has to be something somewhere around the stadium

they aren’t having the game in the field from “Field of Dreams” either.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean a giant hole in the ground

several years after the previous stadium was imploded isn’t good enough?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Indiana Pacers have the best basketball arena in basketball

and they refuse to have one….. the team and city pay all the money and the NBA and MLB in the case of the Reds get all the money….. All Star games in reality are f*in stupid for teams and most dont actually want them

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's gonna be awesome

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the snacks even

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be snacks, there will

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we seriously throwing Dempster in the 9th inning?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

In the end I am going away a champion, there was no offical judding

no rules, no actual follow through…... BJ knows it that guy performed like Arroyo against the Blue Jays I dominated I holla….. I rematch anytime take me rapid fire…. you know… im bringing the A game bra

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If you were truly champion

you would knock me out with a kickass “official Judding” .gif.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want something right now?

Lets go 3-3 rapid fire for all the marbles

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just lost your right to sell the high life

is what you did

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

meaningless stats

AL-NL record in extra-inning games

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Amen.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

small sample size

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once again want to say I was at the All Star game in Milwaukee and it was the coolest thing ever

until the riot almost happened then didnt happen that blew monkey terds

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Go go Gadget German heritage!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did you do?

Steal my 11th grade SI Swimsuit Issue?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever the contest is

this is the winner

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

... I get SI thankyouverymuch

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Hey, I saw you replied to one of the Dunn bashers. I was referring to the other guy in the “Dusty” thread, check him out when you get a chance.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

she couldn't help it

the water was cold

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin went there

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed at that one

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't even have to ask him about it

he’ll tell ya!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rivera with a blown save?

That was NOT in the MLB script.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could shut the Yanks up

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

tejada is having a good game

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree

but can uggla play the game the right way and get down the bunt?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless his last name is "Rose"

no.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great point!

How can this be an all-star game and there not be a bunt? Don’t they know how to bunt?

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP?

Is it whoever hits the gamewinner?

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

uggla for LVP

double play then the error!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vaughn?

I don’t think he got a hit tonight.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP would have had that too

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

EXTREMELY NOT MVP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong reply

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla- NOT MVP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been uggla.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXTREMELY NOT MVP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Danny Boy...

YOU SUCK!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again, BP has two outs right now

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Fuggla

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Aaron Cook

Todd Coffey’s long lost twin?

He sure pitches like it.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY MOSES!!!!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm calling WP on the IBB

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Gentlemen, my name is Carlos.

You know who I am.

Intentional BB.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you the gopher in my pants?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If NL somehow wins... MVP= Cook

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Cook looks scared

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by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Longoria.

Game Over.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

is tony parker in the stands?

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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow... this is crazy

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god that's some funky shit!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

This is really a great game.

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by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

awesome play by Tejada

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

that was a ridiculous inning!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP!!!

TEJADA SAVES IT!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Tejada MVP

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by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

How bout Aaron Cook?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uggla doesn't have to commit sudoku now...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I love playing that game on the train

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by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sudoku

Death By Numbers

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

did I miss the rapture?

what the hell happened to everyone?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

i just got yelled at to turn off the tv

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

"shit"

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

watches a lot of Reds games I take it?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes!

griffey is her favorite

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey

maybe Francisco Rodriguez should have pitched more than 1/3 an inning.

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by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Look what he’s wearing! It was a conspiracy!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's throwing up gang signs!

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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

The infamous 4-3 Mafia

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

clothing! I knew it!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bullets!

My only weakness!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like he peed his pants

and you aren’t cool unless you pee your pants

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

billy madison!

Bonus Points!

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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't get it

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huey Lewis and

the New Thread.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

pokker ...........

Poker ..oh I just love the game, I am literally a poker addict. The Iphone poker game will just add to my addiction as it is I am madly in love with my iphone, and this just makes it great. Portable poker, way to go…

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Addiction Recovery Tennessee 

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