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Volquez is in!

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So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeaahhhhh!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You win my undying admiration

The King of the Surf Guitar is my very favorite axe-man.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck that change-up, Dioner!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boobs, you've got powers

use them!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4K?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the heck is going on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

volquez with the K!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VolKswagen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VOLKEZ!!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PUKE!

THAT PITCH WAS SICK!

Brent…

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

volquez just hit 97

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO WOO

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fucK

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well shit

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wagon just broke an axle

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JD DREW??????

Fuck the Heck?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That isn't funny

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

flag'd

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

eat a .gif of a dick.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't see what you did there

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

either way, the red sox sweep

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait... we kind of want the AL to win then, right?

The Reds aren’t going to need it this year, right? Might as well fuck over the Cubs if they get it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

I see EVs master plan

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he made the Yankee fans cheer JD Drew

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is Brent Beck?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon Volquez

hit 100 mph and get it over with

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on everyone

EV knows the NL is gonna score in the 8th so he can pick up the win

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

hellz yeah!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luddose !!!!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell does this stuff even mean?

knock it off man.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EV and me are both clairvoyant

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is Clint Hurdle's game.

not Dusty Baker.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0%

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Infinity:1

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we have two of the most infamous .gif posters in RR history on at the same time

.GIF OFF!!!!! battlekow vs. Brent Beck! GO!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

battlekow go...

brent beck don’t

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I have to hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time

I’m gonna “Yah Mo” burn this place to the ground

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One point awarded.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

b-kow, he's giving you a run for your money.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, one point B-Beck

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's just a ripoff

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got battlekow by a lot

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo? Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Chase Utley

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's an all-star line-up

Can Joe Buck announce this titanic struggle?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EV for the

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what are they chanting?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We like feces!

clap clap clap clap

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here we go!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yankees fans are jackasses

also, who at home has never heard of dan uggla?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

North East

he is not a sawk or yank

by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he said earlier

how some people might not know Hanley Ramirez. the fans voted him in. he was first place.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone in the northeast

They don’t follow the Mickey Mouse league over here

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Volquez in line for the lead!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what i meant

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAGON IN LINE FOR THE W!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go NL!

boom boom clap

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did we ever figure out how old Tejada is?

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

like 42

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not sure, but when he was younger they wore onions on their belts because that was the style

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for no reason at all

by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Papelbon

is just an angel

W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?

by Gay Jesus on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what to root for

Volquez getting the win…
Yankees fans being shown up by Papelbon…
Yankees fans cheering for their own side to lose…
Cubs to not have home field advantage…

so many good possibilities.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i was rooting for

EV vs. Hobbs. i lost. fuckers.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like the yankees fans cheering for themselves to lose

dumbasses

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankee fans prolly blame Papelbon for Navarro's throw...

Why is Navarro an All-Star anyway?

.310 Average with 4 HR, and apparently not very good defense…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't say that

It was closer than I thought it would be

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shut your boy down fa sho

baleee dat

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got nothing on me

go reds, and go me… the victor!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The National League is having good vibrations!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tru Dat... And they were overthrowing...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is some brilliant shit

bring in the all-star with the 4.58 ERA.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Clint the Turd...le... what'd you expect?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Weathers

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't even joke about that

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a seat Guillen

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you catch the Adam Dunn bashing moron of the day

on the facebook app?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did not see that, checkin right now

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not the normal idiots

This guy’s arguing that Dunn hurts the team because he emulates Griffey who’s been fat and lazy the last 8 years.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

griffey is carrying a few extra pounds

especially in the backside

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Beck v. battlekow

image challenge #1—- hottest (safe for crolfer) photo

than challenge #2—- most hilarious photo

the clock is ticking

by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which one is that?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Challenge #2

WIN

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Wagner SUCKS

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

billy wagner can go to hell

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of the actual game

No more Volquez W

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

there goes volquez’s win…

it’s like he’s still pitching for the reds

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously contemplating

rooting for the A.L. here

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go-ahead homer from Corey Hart

I’m calling it.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

you win

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

...

I’m going to have to start sending out Christmas cards again.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why you are my favorite non reds fan poster

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any time you're ready to come on over

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maggie

and the Ferocious Beast, lovely.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Don’t they know that this one counts?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Dempster in the bullpen...

Is this Hurdle or Baker managing?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Dusty were manager

Corey Patterson would be on the team and hitting leadoff, because he gives Dusty the speed and power he needs. That little short porch.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who can come off the bench and win it for the NL?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kirk Gibson?

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently Guzman... BS IMO

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost Chmura-ish

Must be a Wiscosin thing.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

underage girls in the hot tub

good times?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope you are all wrong

Brian McCan!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's happening

Without me even realizing it.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

say your prayers little one

don’t forget my son
to include everyone

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what would your entrance music be?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think enter sandman is pretty kickass

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i'd have to go with something from buffett or weird al

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going with the 1812 overture

It’s got kick.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that your favorite Misfits song or just the most appropriate one?

We seem to share a lot as far as musical taste goes.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard it at a DC United tailgate (Screaming Eagles supporters group), but didn't know what it was

Then I dug out an old Misfits album and said, “Holy shit, I recognize that song!” It would be awesome to come out of the bullpen to:

I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!
You better think about it, baby!
I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!
You better think about it, baby, baby, oh!

As for favorite Misfits song, I have to admit that I really like Metallica’s cover of “Last Caress.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait...are you telling me that you're aren't completely up on the Misfits?

I need to make you a zip file.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I forgot

I was thinking how “Saddam A Go Go” by GWAR would be awesome entrance music.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reaaaal intimidating.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd let the heat do the intimidating!

that music would be fitting for my 52 MPH fastball

Reds Hall of Fame Certified Speed

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Muskrat Love

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm... okay.

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"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look, in my heart, you're the one true .gif king

So deep breath, and try again. You’re the best.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not you. It's me.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I now hate physics professors

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just to shut the Yanks fans up I want Ludwick to jack one

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think that someone that just batted shouldnt' have been an all star!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's great baseball

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you trying to tell me that brandon phillips couldn't have done that?

how in the name of jeff brantley was that guy not an all star?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

I’m saying it has been rare for a Reds relief getting a K and then a Reds catcher getting a CS. Unfortunately.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

i was just trying to make fun of brantley

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

BP sucks. Slyde convinced me.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since I'm no longer paying attention to the game

If anyone’s looking for some good new music, “Stay Positive” by the Hold Steady gets an enthusiastic thumbs up from me.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll check it out.

Right now I really like it when “Rich Girls” by the Virgins pops up on the Sirius in my minivan.

Fun fun fun.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2009 all-star game in STL

I’m sure the hype will be the same

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm glad cincinnati got rewarded with an all star game for building a new stadium...

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...I like it

Imagine the Home Run Derby.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

done and done

smoke out the nose, fire out the a**

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Self-portrait

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well there has to be something somewhere around the stadium

they aren’t having the game in the field from “Field of Dreams” either.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean a giant hole in the ground

several years after the previous stadium was imploded isn’t good enough?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats only slightly racist

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd for truthiness

Our tax dollars at work.

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by jch24 on Jul 16, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Indiana Pacers have the best basketball arena in basketball

and they refuse to have one….. the team and city pay all the money and the NBA and MLB in the case of the Reds get all the money….. All Star games in reality are f*in stupid for teams and most dont actually want them

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by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's gonna be awesome

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the snacks even

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There will be snacks, there will

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we seriously throwing Dempster in the 9th inning?

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In the end I am going away a champion, there was no offical judding

no rules, no actual follow through…... BJ knows it that guy performed like Arroyo against the Blue Jays I dominated I holla….. I rematch anytime take me rapid fire…. you know… im bringing the A game bra

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by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you wear an A cup bra?

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were truly champion

you would knock me out with a kickass “official Judding” .gif.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You want something right now?

Lets go 3-3 rapid fire for all the marbles

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by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

magnetic s*** actually

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just lost your right to sell the high life

is what you did

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I need to smell me a hot dog.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For $15 I'll BE a macadamia nut

(What does that even mean?)

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's KINKY

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meaningless stats

AL-NL record in extra-inning games

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Amen.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

small sample size

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once again want to say I was at the All Star game in Milwaukee and it was the coolest thing ever

until the riot almost happened then didnt happen that blew monkey terds

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by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go go Gadget German heritage!

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did you do?

Steal my 11th grade SI Swimsuit Issue?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever the contest is

this is the winner

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... I get SI thankyouverymuch

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Hey, I saw you replied to one of the Dunn bashers. I was referring to the other guy in the “Dusty” thread, check him out when you get a chance.

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by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotcha

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she couldn't help it

the water was cold

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin went there

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by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed at that one

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't even have to ask him about it

he’ll tell ya!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Uggla needs to hitch a ride south on that spooge

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

squeeze 'em

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rivera with a blown save?

That was NOT in the MLB script.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nevermind

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

correct

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could shut the Yanks up

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by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tejada is having a good game

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree

but can uggla play the game the right way and get down the bunt?

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless his last name is "Rose"

no.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great point!

How can this be an all-star game and there not be a bunt? Don’t they know how to bunt?

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MVP?

Is it whoever hits the gamewinner?

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter

no need to explain

by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also got robbed by MLB rules last night

but it has to be a Yankee.

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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uggla for LVP

double play then the error!

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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mo.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vaughn?

I don’t think he got a hit tonight.

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