All-Star Game, Thread II
Volquez is in!
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So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doing our best to slow down the new thread, eh?
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any of you fucking pricks move and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of ya!
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
doin great honeybunny
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sick guitar solo!
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You win my undying admiration
The King of the Surf Guitar is my very favorite axe-man.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell?
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck that change-up, Dioner!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the we make another one??

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boobs, you've got powers
use them!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the heck is going on.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
VOLQUEZ, VOLQUEZ
clap…clap…clap
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
volquez with the K!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VolKswagen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VOLKEZ!!
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PUKE!
THAT PITCH WAS SICK!
Brent…
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
volquez just hit 97
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wagon just broke an axle
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JD DREW??????
Fuck the Heck?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EV welcome to the All-Star

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That isn't funny
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
flag'd
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
eat a .gif of a dick.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't see what you did there
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cubs slowly losing home field advantage
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
either way, the red sox sweep
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait... we kind of want the AL to win then, right?
The Reds aren’t going to need it this year, right? Might as well fuck over the Cubs if they get it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I see EVs master plan
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he made the Yankee fans cheer JD Drew
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is Brent Beck?
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this dude who is totally sweet
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well be aiiiiteeee
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon Volquez
hit 100 mph and get it over with
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on everyone
EV knows the NL is gonna score in the 8th so he can pick up the win
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hellz yeah!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell does this stuff even mean?
knock it off man.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha good point!
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EV and me are both clairvoyant
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this doesn't wreck his confidence.
wock wock
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is Clint Hurdle's game.
not Dusty Baker.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
0%
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Infinity:1
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we have two of the most infamous .gif posters in RR history on at the same time
.GIF OFF!!!!! battlekow vs. Brent Beck! GO!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
battlekow go...
brent beck don’t
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh? Chris Sabo? Yamo Be There ??
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I have to hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time
I’m gonna “Yah Mo” burn this place to the ground
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya Mo'kay to drive?
Ya M’alright?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicken SOCCER
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Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One point awarded.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
b-kow, he's giving you a run for your money.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, one point B-Beck
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's just a ripoff

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got battlekow by a lot
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo? Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Chase Utley
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's an all-star line-up
Can Joe Buck announce this titanic struggle?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are they chanting?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we are gay, we are gay
hooryay
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We like feces!
clap clap clap clap
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
everyone take up for Papelbon!
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yankees fans are jackasses
also, who at home has never heard of dan uggla?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
North East
he is not a sawk or yank
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he said earlier
how some people might not know Hanley Ramirez. the fans voted him in. he was first place.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone in the northeast
They don’t follow the Mickey Mouse league over here
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volquez in line for the lead!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Volquez in line for the win!
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's what i meant
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAGON IN LINE FOR THE W!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who won??? Tie, rematch, draw???
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go NL!
boom boom clap
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or is Volquez now in line for the win?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did we ever figure out how old Tejada is?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not sure, but when he was younger they wore onions on their belts because that was the style
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That Papelbon
is just an angel
W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?
by Gay Jesus on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what to root for
Volquez getting the win…
Yankees fans being shown up by Papelbon…
Yankees fans cheering for their own side to lose…
Cubs to not have home field advantage…
so many good possibilities.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i was rooting for
EV vs. Hobbs. i lost. fuckers.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the yankees fans cheering for themselves to lose
dumbasses
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankee fans prolly blame Papelbon for Navarro's throw...
Why is Navarro an All-Star anyway?
.310 Average with 4 HR, and apparently not very good defense…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cause Ivan Rodriguez sucks now
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll be a Red next season
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can never have too many washed up catchers
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really think he'll be a Red
but he still plays good defense
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BK I dominated him and you know it
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't say that
It was closer than I thought it would be
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets get a rematch, 3 vs. 3
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shut your boy down fa sho
baleee dat
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you cant stop me

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got nothing on me
go reds, and go me… the victor!
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The National League is having good vibrations!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tru Dat... And they were overthrowing...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is some brilliant shit
bring in the all-star with the 4.58 ERA.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Clint the Turd...le... what'd you expect?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Weathers
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't even joke about that
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a seat Guillen
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you catch the Adam Dunn bashing moron of the day
on the facebook app?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did not see that, checkin right now
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the normal idiots
This guy’s arguing that Dunn hurts the team because he emulates Griffey who’s been fat and lazy the last 8 years.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
griffey is carrying a few extra pounds
especially in the backside
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brent Beck v. battlekow
image challenge #1—- hottest (safe for crolfer) photo
than challenge #2—- most hilarious photo
the clock is ticking
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which one is that?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to have some blueberry pancakes.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
double trouble

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Challenge #2

WIN
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Wagner SUCKS
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
billy wagner can go to hell
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of the actual game
No more Volquez W
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
there goes volquez’s win…
it’s like he’s still pitching for the reds
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously contemplating
rooting for the A.L. here
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Go-ahead homer from Corey Hart
I’m calling it.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kid nation..... yes please.... booom

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ford Network, banggggggginnnnnnnnn (everyday at 3)

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meant foood..... got a lil excited at Giada DEALORENTSES!!!
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
...
I’m going to have to start sending out Christmas cards again.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why you are my favorite non reds fan poster
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah im a huge reds fan
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any time you're ready to come on over

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Myth Bustin a NUT
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Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes me happy in so many ways
Well done.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maggie
and the Ferocious Beast, lovely.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling tie ballgame
with no pitchers left
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Don’t they know that this one counts?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Dempster in the bullpen...
Is this Hurdle or Baker managing?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Dusty were manager
Corey Patterson would be on the team and hitting leadoff, because he gives Dusty the speed and power he needs. That little short porch.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who can come off the bench and win it for the NL?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kirk Gibson?
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Guzman... BS IMO
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milwaukee fans will get a Brewer in the game
What’s Jeff Cirillo up to?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Announcing games for the Brewers and sleeping with their female on-air talent
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not announcing games, but doing the before and after features on the road, rather
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah cause you cants stop me....
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost Chmura-ish
Must be a Wiscosin thing.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
underage girls in the hot tub
good times?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope you are all wrong
Brian McCan!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's happening
Without me even realizing it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
say your prayers little one
don’t forget my son
to include everyone
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what would your entrance music be?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think enter sandman is pretty kickass
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i'd have to go with something from buffett or weird al
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Where Eagles Dare" by the Misfits
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going with the 1812 overture
It’s got kick.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that your favorite Misfits song or just the most appropriate one?
We seem to share a lot as far as musical taste goes.
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard it at a DC United tailgate (Screaming Eagles supporters group), but didn't know what it was
Then I dug out an old Misfits album and said, “Holy shit, I recognize that song!” It would be awesome to come out of the bullpen to:
I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!
You better think about it, baby!
I AIN’T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!
You better think about it, baby, baby, oh!
As for favorite Misfits song, I have to admit that I really like Metallica’s cover of “Last Caress.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...are you telling me that you're aren't completely up on the Misfits?
I need to make you a zip file.
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I forgot
I was thinking how “Saddam A Go Go” by GWAR would be awesome entrance music.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But probably I should go with something from Yacht Rock
“This is It” by Kenny Loggins.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would come in to Evan Dando's acoustic cover of "Skulls"
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/042708/think-aboutos.gif
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reaaaal intimidating.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd let the heat do the intimidating!
that music would be fitting for my 52 MPH fastball
Reds Hall of Fame Certified Speed
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm... okay.
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"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, in my heart, you're the one true .gif king
So deep breath, and try again. You’re the best.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not you. It's me.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I now hate physics professors
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just to shut the Yanks fans up I want Ludwick to jack one
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think that someone that just batted shouldnt' have been an all star!
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's great baseball
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you trying to tell me that brandon phillips couldn't have done that?
how in the name of jeff brantley was that guy not an all star?
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
I’m saying it has been rare for a Reds relief getting a K and then a Reds catcher getting a CS. Unfortunately.
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh
i was just trying to make fun of brantley
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also
BP sucks. Slyde convinced me.
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im the champion right???? Im like the Rod Dibble of images
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You're like shortstop's cousin, right?
Gotta be.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shortstop is nicer
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
trying really hard and missing the target??
yes
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're not ready to be a man, let alone a champion
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You came in third to battlekow and FVA
And shortstop if he was here
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since I'm no longer paying attention to the game
If anyone’s looking for some good new music, “Stay Positive” by the Hold Steady gets an enthusiastic thumbs up from me.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THis shits hot... pick it up TODAY

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll check it out.
Right now I really like it when “Rich Girls” by the Virgins pops up on the Sirius in my minivan.
Fun fun fun.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2009 all-star game in STL
I’m sure the hype will be the same
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm glad cincinnati got rewarded with an all star game for building a new stadium...
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my opinion
GABP is not worthy
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...I like it
Imagine the Home Run Derby.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
imagine it here

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Single A Stadium in the country
By a mile.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they could get the dragon on the scoreboard to breathe fire after every home run
I would absolutely host the All-Star game there.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
done and done
smoke out the nose, fire out the a**
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self-portrait

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're jsut not eating the right acid, man.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well there has to be something somewhere around the stadium
they aren’t having the game in the field from “Field of Dreams” either.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean a giant hole in the ground
several years after the previous stadium was imploded isn’t good enough?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the freedom center isn't exactly raking it in either
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thats only slightly racist
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for truthiness
Our tax dollars at work.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 16, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Indiana Pacers have the best basketball arena in basketball
and they refuse to have one….. the team and city pay all the money and the NBA and MLB in the case of the Reds get all the money….. All Star games in reality are f*in stupid for teams and most dont actually want them
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll also have a contender on the field by the time we open our new stadium
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's gonna be awesome
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the snacks even
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There will be snacks, there will
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we seriously throwing Dempster in the 9th inning?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In the end I am going away a champion, there was no offical judding
no rules, no actual follow through…... BJ knows it that guy performed like Arroyo against the Blue Jays I dominated I holla….. I rematch anytime take me rapid fire…. you know… im bringing the A game bra
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you are by far the coolest guy here
hug yourself twice
by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you wear an A cup bra?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im just tryin to battle a little bit im bored as well, dont do drugs anymore, trying to keep it clean
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should enter a home run derby
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BK your boys afraid now
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were truly champion
you would knock me out with a kickass “official Judding” .gif.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want something right now?
Lets go 3-3 rapid fire for all the marbles
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does JD Drew sleep with a magnetic pillow or some shit like that?
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
magnetic s*** actually
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just lost your right to sell the high life
is what you did
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I need to smell me a hot dog.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For $15 I'll BE a macadamia nut
(What does that even mean?)
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's KINKY
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its $13 bro, and it means you would be one for that much money
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he didn't say bra this time, see how easy it is to train people?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes they just need a shove

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I googled "mind the gap" and got this instead. Figured you wouldn't, uh...mind.

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to touch the third rail
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine's fully charged
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss college.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaningless stats
AL-NL record in extra-inning games
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
small sample size
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once again want to say I was at the All Star game in Milwaukee and it was the coolest thing ever
until the riot almost happened then didnt happen that blew monkey terds
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Go go Gadget German heritage!

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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did you do?
Steal my 11th grade SI Swimsuit Issue?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever the contest is
this is the winner
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... I get SI thankyouverymuch
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she couldn't help it
the water was cold
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin went there
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed at that one
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't even have to ask him about it
he’ll tell ya!
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Uggla needs to hitch a ride south on that spooge
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by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankee dumbasses
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar08/news/story?id=3491135
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rivera with a blown save?
That was NOT in the MLB script.
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nevermind
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could shut the Yanks up
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tejada is having a good game
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i agree
but can uggla play the game the right way and get down the bunt?
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless his last name is "Rose"
no.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great point!
How can this be an all-star game and there not be a bunt? Don’t they know how to bunt?
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MVP?
Is it whoever hits the gamewinner?
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Haren had teh best game but it's hard togive it to him even if teh NL wins.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton overcame a drug problem
Not sure if you’d heard.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also got robbed by MLB rules last night
but it has to be a Yankee.
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by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uggla for LVP
double play then the error!
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vaughn?
I don’t think he got a hit tonight.
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