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All-Star Game, Thread II

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Volquez is in!

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So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh yeaahhhhh!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

sick guitar solo!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You win my undying admiration

The King of the Surf Guitar is my very favorite axe-man.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what the hell?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Suck that change-up, Dioner!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT   0 recs

boobs, you've got powers

use them!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

4K?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Fuck the heck is going on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

VOLQUEZ, VOLQUEZ

clap…clap…clap

by jacob brumfield on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

VolKswagen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

volquez with the K!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

VOLKEZ!!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT   0 recs

PUKE!

THAT PITCH WAS SICK!

Brent…

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT   0 recs

volquez just hit 97

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT   0 recs

WOO WOO

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

fucK

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

fuck

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

well shit

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Wagon just broke an axle

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

JD DREW??????

Fuck the Heck?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That isn't funny

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

flag'd

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

eat a .gif of a dick.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i don't see what you did there

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

either way, the red sox sweep

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wait... we kind of want the AL to win then, right?

The Reds aren’t going to need it this year, right? Might as well fuck over the Cubs if they get it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Good point

I see EVs master plan

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

At least he made the Yankee fans cheer JD Drew

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Who is Brent Beck?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   0 recs

well be aiiiiteeee

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

c'mon Volquez

hit 100 mph and get it over with

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Come on everyone

EV knows the NL is gonna score in the 8th so he can pick up the win

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   1 recs

hellz yeah!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Luddose !!!!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what the hell does this stuff even mean?

knock it off man.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

haha good point!

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

EV and me are both clairvoyant

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

this is Clint Hurdle's game.

not Dusty Baker.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

0%

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Infinity:1

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So we have two of the most infamous .gif posters in RR history on at the same time

.GIF OFF!!!!! battlekow vs. Brent Beck! GO!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT   0 recs

battlekow go...

brent beck don’t

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If I have to hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time

I’m gonna “Yah Mo” burn this place to the ground

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chicken SOCCER

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

One point awarded.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

b-kow, he's giving you a run for your money.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, one point B-Beck

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's just a ripoff

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I got battlekow by a lot

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Boo? Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Chase Utley

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well done.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's an all-star line-up

Can Joe Buck announce this titanic struggle?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

EV for the

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT   0 recs

what are they chanting?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT   0 recs

We like feces!

clap clap clap clap

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

here we go!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT   0 recs

yankees fans are jackasses

also, who at home has never heard of dan uggla?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT