Home Run Derby Open Thread
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2008 7:43 PM EDT
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PrintIf you are watching the Derby tonight, feel free to chat it up here. If you aren't, talk about something else. No big whoop.
Derby starts at 8pm. Here are your participants:
Dan Uggla
Grady Sizemore
Evan Longoria
Chase Utley
Lance Berkman
Justin Morneau
Ryan Braun
Josh Hamilton
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6:30 PM SPORTSCENTRE
7:00 PM Billiards: 2007 Mosconi Cup
8:00 PM Party Poker.net Women’s World Open
10:00 PM SPORTSCENTRE
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
The great thing about Sportscentre
is that it’s the same logo as Sportscenter, just spelled differently.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
What was the point of all that?
Just play HR Derby, screw lame mini concerts, Lavern tossing out a ball from the stands.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
For one night, we all get to pretend Hobbs is still on our team.
Go Hobbs!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I'm rooting for Bubba's old teammate
Lance Berkman.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
wait, I thought you meant the derby
Fox.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Being in Canadia is confusing.
It also will be shown live in Canada by Rogers Sportsnet and Sportsnet HD and televised around the world by Major League Baseball International.
But I don’t think we get Rogers Sportsnet here…weird.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
I guess I could invest in that...
But then again, they use a horrible format that doesn’t play well with linux.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
Hmmmm....
I hope the MLB Network isn’t as lame as the NFL Network.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There's an echo in here
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No surprise here
but I’m a one man guy tonight. Go Joshie! Sing my praises on the Jumbotron! Do you remember that one night behind the tattoo parlor? Made me wanna renounce daddy!
The Unhetero on High
Well
We all know Josh Hamilton loves Jesus…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
HR standings, by league
NL:
Ryan Howard PHI 28
Adam Dunn CIN 26
Chase Utley PHI 25
Dan Uggla FLA 23
Ryan Braun MIL 23
Pat Burrell PHI 23
Hanley Ramírez FLA 23
Lance Berkman HOU 22
Adrián González SD 22
Carlos Lee HOU 21
Ryan Ludwick STL 21
Rick Ankiel STL 20
Mike Jacobs FLA 19
Mark Reynolds ARI 19
Jason Bay PIT 19
Nate McLouth PIT 19
AL:
Grady Sizemore CLE 23
Carlos Quentin CWS 22
Josh Hamilton TEX 21
Jermaine Dye CWS 21
Jason Giambi NYY 19
Milton Bradley TEX 19
Álex Rodríguez NYY 19
Aubrey Huff BAL 18
Manny Ramírez BOS 18
Jack Cust OAK 18
Jim Thome CWS 18
J.D. Drew BOS 17
Marcus Thames DET 17
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
Dunn sucks
he has a low batting average and walks too much.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
We can't even trade him
because nobody would want somebody who can’t even rise to the level of mediocre.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
it'll be addition by subtraction when he's gone
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
once we get rid of him, and get hopper back the central will live in fear!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody will be able to rival our outfield
of Hopper/Patterson/Hairston, with Bruce on the bench!
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
fth does this mean?
[A] fan participant - Bennett Hayes of Brimfield, Ill., - will be asked to “call a shot” before the finals. Hayes will indicate which part of the stands - left, center or right - he thinks one of the participants can reach. Using a new red ball, the two finalists will attempt to smack it into that general area.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
I guess they're attempting to recreate that famous Yankee home run
...that happened in Wrigley Field.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
who's winning this thing?
I’m watching Yo Gabba Gabba
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
I saw where you turned on Marc Maggard
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maggard's a jackass
i put up with him when he was giving free information.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
yeah, I don’t go there very often any more.
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seriously, everytime i go there the site crashes my computer.
it doesn’t load correctly, and it’s rather hard to post a comment. If there is no good free information, i’ve got no use for it. I just wait for Matt Jones to steal his info and post it over there.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
my computer always crashed before the site switched its format
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
i really wish a sea of blue was better than it is...
although, the letter to dick vitale someone over there wrote was pretty awesome.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm rooting for hamilton
chandra’s rooting for the desperate housewife
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
wazzzzzzzzzzzz up?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Former Red
Eric Milton
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 14, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
has hamilton gone yet?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
nobody likes me
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
are there any of our music experts here? I've got a question for them.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
for the most part, i don't listen to stuff from this decade.
it’s about a song from 1970, and its subsequent recordings.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's my question!
according to wikipedia the song “Friend of the Devil” (Grateful Dead) has been covered many times. However, they don’t list very many people who covered it. From my research I’ve found that it has been done by the Counting Crows and Lyle Lovett, and played in concert by Tom Petty.
My question is, who else has covered this song, and did Tom Petty release a version of it on an album?
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw Bob Dylan perform it in concert
Tore the roof off the place when he played it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HAMILTON!!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
id really like to see dunn in this
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
he'd never swing because he is lazy
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
nah, he'd probably try to bunt
because he lacks baseball savvy
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Dusty would definitely tell him to bunt
because he thinks that makes him more likely to hit it out on the next pitch.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
one hr one out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
two hr one out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
two hr two out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
two hr. three out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
three hr three out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
5 hr three outs
these are not cheap hr’s
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
six hr 3 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
they are all 500 feet
amazing
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
six hr 4 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
six hr 5 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
seven hr 5 outs
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8 hr 5 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
8 hr 6 outs
umpire just took a hr away
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
9 hr 6 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
10 hr 6 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
11 hr 6 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
12 hr 6 outs
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12 hr 7 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
13 hr 7 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
14 hr 7 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
15 hr 7 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
15 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
16 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
17 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't it kind of a disadvantage
to hit so many out in the first round?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
18 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
last one was 518 feet
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
19 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
20 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
21 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
22 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
two more for the record
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
23 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
24 hr 8 outs
tied the record
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW!!!!!!!!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
HOLY COW
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
hobbs hit one 502
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
504
wow
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
volquez and hamilton
good stuff
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
dont use it all up hammy
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Marsellus Wallace
is gonna be pissed at the Wagon.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The Triple A All-Star Derby has nothing on this
(that is where I was tonight)
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
too bad hamilton
did get along with our players
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
*didnt
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
i think you have it backwards
the other players didnt get along with hamilton. he seems to have no trouble in texas
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in a HR Derby
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Holy crap
19 home runs. Is that a record?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
19 hrs
youve got to be kidding
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
20
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Is there some sort of a record for number hit out in first round?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
so, if Hamilton has to hand the winning fan a check
will he have to give it to Johnny Narron to hold?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Be interesting to see how far it really went
Will HitTracker be covering the home run derby?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
does he have to bat for the rest of the game?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
record is 24
just tied it
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
it's making me move the updates down here
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
25 hr 8 outs that's the record
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
26 hr. 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
27 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
28 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
28 homeruns is the second most total home runs in a derby
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
28 hr 9 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
28 home runs w/ ten outs
i think everybody there is in amazement
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
amazing
i heart hamilton
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
he should bunt
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
27
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
That poor guy's 70 years old
His arm’s going to fall off. Does he have to pitch the next round, too?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
he hit over 12,000 feet of home runs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
do the others really need to go?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
you think he'll win this thing or is he all tuckered out?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Dunno if he's tuckered out
But I think his pitcher is.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
My roomate asked if they could bring in a relief pitcher
I thought they were going to have to.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
He threw, what, 60 pitches?
He can’t throw another 60…can he?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I don't think anyone else is going to hit a combined 28 homeruns
They should just let that stand.
Or let Hanley Ramirez’s kids pitch to him.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the crowd would be very disappointed
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I may despise everything about the Yankees
But I was getting chills from hearing a sold out Yankee Stadium build to a roar and chant Hamilton’s name. That was incredible, and not sure the moment would have been the same anywhere else.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it'll be tough
but I wonder if he’ll skip the 2nd round. If he does that, he could get some energy back.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
he should skip the second round
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
My roomate doesn't follow baseball
I told him about Josh Hamilton as he came to the plate. And then proceeded to do THAT. I fucking love Josh Hamilton.
Then Steve Phillips (I think) ruined it
“I need someone to towel me down after that.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
if steve phillips were the reds gm
he would’ve traded juan castro and gotten josh hamilton back
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
the kid who has hamilton
must be pretty happy
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I found your softball jersey
Number (L)7
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez is going to throw a perfect game tomorrow
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
bittersweet?
this should bring you back to reality… or something like reality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpAz9lH0sNc
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
don't let the facts get in the way of a bad story
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
he was addicted to crack
tried heroin, never addicted to it. this has come up before
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Why didnt everyone suck Daryl Strawberry off when he made a comeback?
Society = racist
Brent Jonathan Beck
because when he made a comeback, he sucked
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
a lot of sorry players have been on a world series winning team.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
yet wasn't that before his drug problems?
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you know it was a dumb comment
if three people crap on it at the same time
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah because you guys are likely racists too
Go grab a Josh Hamilton jersey and hate on Straw B some more racists
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
there's that drug addicted bastard
who can’t even make a decent comeback.
YOU SUCK!
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
HAMILTON RULES!
STRAWBERRY SUCKS!!!
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
haven't you seen how many comments get pointed out as being racist?
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah then he helped the Yanks win three 96, 98 and 99
all of which he was a big help to the team
Brent Jonathan Beck
Don't do drugs, don't smoke crack
Just hit the books, and the ball with the bat.
(Or however that Chris Sabo rap went)
(Yup, I only quote rap lyrics by white guys)
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
that's racist!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, the blood of his enemies on his trousers!
Hard fucking core for Luther “Shark” Lavay.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because you're a racist because you like Josh Hamilton
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I like Josh Hamilton
Because he played on the Reds.
Racist?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
According to our new friend Brent.
And his words, “I project that your not cool and your life isnt fun”.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
but he was very instrumental to their success in those games.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
BIG HELP!!!!!!!
those were MVP quality years, just like Hamilton.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
that's not racist
that’s bias!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i thought this was funny
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I did too
I’ll rec it.
Though there’s nothing funny about recreational drug use, son.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks guys!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought racism was cool
that’s why were rooting for Hamilton, right?
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Is this racist?
The Unhetero on High
by Gay Jesus on Jul 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
kudos!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
So did Luis Sojo
The line to suck him off starts with you.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Realizing Hamilton is no longer on the Reds after watching that display
Makes this a cruel, cruel summer.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
at least he's in the AL so we can still root for him
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a performance enhancing drug?
Cuz if it does that, I want our infield hooked on black tar heroin as soon as possible.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't liking players whose names start with "Ham" racist?
Or at least anti-Muslim?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
here's a good line:
Remember the other day when they superimposed a video of Volquez throwing a fastball over a video of him throwing a changeup? My dad looks over at me and says “That must be what the game looked like to Mickey Mantle.”
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
by Blue on Jul 14, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ryan braun is batting
he’s the last one he needs 18 to advance to the finals with hamilton
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
justin morneau vs. hamilton in the finals...
boomer says hamilton will take some second round swings
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that there's anything wrong with that
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Speaking of cats ... The Mariners are bad asses, they pitch with kittens now I heard
Brent Jonathan Beck
That picture has been doctored
Jamie Moyer doesn’t pitch for the Mariners
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Shortstop, this guy's stealing your thunder.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Yeah its cause im pumped, the Reds are moving to the NHL and playing hockey now instead of baseball
Brent Jonathan Beck
Pssht
Everybody knows the true Reds have been playing the beautiful game since the 1800’s.
(By the way, I tried posting this earlier and the reply button was crashing my firefox. As well as when I tried to flag our new friend’s comment/picture.)
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Mariners pitchers hate all animals
Even after they leave the Mariners.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it's awesome!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of the Reds new pitchers playing for the Lookouts.... fuckin weird??? IM excited though
I always new Chewy would make it to the bigs
he luddat crack too!!
Brent Jonathan Beck
Wookiee of the Year
(Had to be said)
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i love puns!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of the home run derby that's going on
Hobbs just broke 30
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
he quit at 32 i think
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
hamilton of course had the three longest home runs of the contest
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
he quit after a couple of outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
and white like crackers
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite part
Was when he hit zero homeruns with the golden ball for charity.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
this thread escalated quickly
I mean it really got out of hand.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
duh, it needs an Extreme home makeover, lets call Ty (GAY) Pennington from ABCs
Extreme Gay Makeover Homes and cribs
I heard he hits a nasty aluminum bat
Brent Jonathan Beck
A shot at Fay on FJM
If all four were close to their average big-league numbers, the Reds probably would be right in the thick of the National League Central race.Adam Dunn, career averages:
247 / 381 / 521Adam Dunn, 2008:
228 / 380 / 528
Bolded part is Fay’s writing
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Yeah
Especially that guy whose favorite team is “Staff.”
Huh huh.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe it says stat.
and he’s a fan of rape?
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
do you have the addresses for these ready to go just in case?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
looks like you would have fun with that
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i havent' heard them say
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Abreu had
...42? Somewhere in the 40’s.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And then...
...hardly ever hit homers again.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I haven't a clue, really
But he’s not really known as a power hitter these days.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
He wasn't then either
He’s only hit 30 twice. His slugging percentage topped .500 four straight seasons by the age of 28 but has only done it once since then.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Yeah, but
he hasn’t even broken 20 since then.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
So...
...he’s getting old, and his home runs are turning into doubles? The reverse of what happens with young players, whose doubles turn into home runs as they mature?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
No
he’s always hit doubles. My point is that he’s never been a home run hitter, just that he occasionally hit home runs. (Can a stathead speak in sportswriter jargon?)
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Could be just a fluke, I guess
But his home runs really have dropped since he won the home run derby. Not suggesting it’s cause and effect, but I think going from 20 to 30 a year to 15 a year is significant.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, I think it was something like 42 in the Derby
and 47 ever since then.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I propose that this thread be saved and displayed prominently
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
over at let's go tribe
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
they should add that to their 100 page rules list
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you refer to feces on that site?
Or do you just have to poop on their plastic wrapped faces in private?
The Unhetero on High
I'm sure they've had overkill
of Cleveland Steamer refernces.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
no
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
go to
and look it up…don’t risk pictures
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
I shouldn’t have to be explicit about this, but am I the only one who lol’ed at my sig?
John Hancock
now that you point it out...
it is funny…
I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It would be so literal!
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
At first glance
I thought that it was just a morbid reference to the recently deceased Josh Hancock. I thought maybe you were just a sick bastard.
The Unhetero on High
Sorry
I like Brent’s better.
Also, my boss’s last name is Hancock, so if I need her to sign anything, I always ask for her ol’ _ Hancock.
...That sounds a little dirty, but I just didn’t want to give her name out to you degenerates.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
If they are
then, yeah, probably I do.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
you people are cracking me up tonight?
(Who in the hell are YOU PEOPLE?)
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
hamilton's up
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
0 hr one out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
1 hr 1 out
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
1 hr 2 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
1 hr 3 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
1 hr 4 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
2 hr 4 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
2 hr 5 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
3 hr 5 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
3 hr 6 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
3 hr 7 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
3 hr 8 outs
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
3 hr 9 outs
this sucks
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
hamilton loses :-(
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Do these make sense in your own mind?
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He probably...
...just learned how to post images.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
He laughs at limits
They’re racist.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Watch closely!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS KID HAS CAUGHT LIKE EVERY BALL HIT THAT ISNT A HOMER TONIGHT??!
LETS SIGN HIM UP!!!
Brent Jonathan Beck
I was meaning to ask the other night
You’re not, like, a friend of shortstop’s or something, are you?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
My computer is non-crappy!
Now, the display is still shattered, but that’s a different issue.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
Yeah, yeah
That’s karma for me being a racist.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
9:32 — Edinson Volquez leaves a briefcase on home plate after Hamilton's seventh.
It contains the crop reports for next year’s orange harvest.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
So that's what Marcellus Wallace had in the case?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
that's beautiful
because he’s wearing a Cubs uni.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
gosh darn it
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
whoah whoah whoah
we don’t use that kind of language here. Take your foul mouth over to LGT if you want to talk like that.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
sorry
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahaha
they make that?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Because fuck them, that's why.
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh Hamilton - FAIL
Just another Daryl Strawberry. The white man is kept down by the Canadian once again. I could have written this script before the derby started.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
justin morneau won...
but i don’t think anybody really feels like he won
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by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
even morneau
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
9:31 — I don't think we've mentioned the guy throwing to Hamilton yet, but, damn.
Jamie Moyer looks good for his age.
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how can a guy hit 28 hrs in one round and lose
they need to rethink the rules of the hrd
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
This must have been what it was like
when Chuck Berry burst on the scene.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chuck, this your cousin, Marvin...Marvin BERRY
You know that blogging style you’re looking for? Well check this out!
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What if Morneau had hit 28 and Hamilton had won
what would be your opinion then?
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
(Bear in mind that if you root for Hamilton, you are a racist)
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The History Channel had a show on the other day
Explaining the mechanics of crucifixion. They actually got people to volunteer to be hung on a cross while they took heart readings. After awhile, the subjects started looking pretty bad, and their heart rates had tripled, but they didn’t take them down. It was a pretty sick show, all told.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
your probably right….
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you want to say something ridiculously inflammatory first?
Like, why does everyone have cool names for Johnny Cueto? You could have given just as good of names to Brandon Backe! You all are neo-Nazi pederasts!!!!!!!!1
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
a softball game?
i dont remember this ever before…
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
actually this is the first time ive watched the whole
homerun derby
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody needs to tell Whoopi
not to slide into first.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
449 comments
does this automatically go to the top of the “most commented” header?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
I lack posting savvy
Plus, we don’t get invited to the meetings, so we really have no clue how the innerworkings of the site operate.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they automatically disappear when you reply to a deleted comment
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
BTW
good comment on Trent’s blog. I just noticed that Edwin’s OPS+ is 112, good for 11th in the Majors at 3B. Of the 10 guys in front of him, only Evan Longoria is younger.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Something was deleted?
What did I miss?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
crolfer, ear muffs
a man givng a blow job to what appeared to be a woman.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Coutlangus fan, I guess
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Careful with the "YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!!!1!!!" picture, shortstop
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
umm...
if you see someone getting a blow job, they can’t really appear to be a woman.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
You'd think not
But well, there it was.
Gay Jesus works in mysterious ways.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Some sites
have a porn jpeg that people get when they link to images from offsite.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
True
Always risky to hot-link images from other sites.
If that’s what happened, he might not even have seen the picture he posted. Since he had a different one in his cache.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well done everyone, well done
Brent, havanaconnection, and gay jesus have really livened up RR lately
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Josh lost it because he's too good a guy
I think his pitcher lost his velocity after the 80th pitch or so. Josh started swinging at a lot of pitches that weren’t very good—he was trying to keep the pitch count down. But you can’t hit it 518 ft unless there’s a little bit on it.
But that guy was his coach or something in high school, and it was a really big deal for him to be pitching in Yankee Stadium. I’m sure Hobbs could have had anybody he wanted as his BP pitcher—he chose somebody who deserved it.
And he stuck with him, even though that probably lost him the Derby. Good man, Josh.
(At least, that lets me feel good about the whole thing.)
But during the broadcast
They said he asked his pitcher to take a little off it partway through the third round, because he was having trouble hitting it.
If that’s true, it doesn’t sound like the old guy was struggling.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
the natural is on tv
you guys can’t imagine who this guy reminds me of
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
i just turned it on too
watching it while i was reading through this thread. you mofos are crazy
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
I had to go out for a BFFer's birthday last night
and at the bar, I was watching the magic happen. All I could think was “man, I wish I was on RR right now”.
And after the madness that I see happened, I can only agree more. Its too bad I missed a night that will live on in Red Reporter Wiki legend.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Did anyone else hear this?
I stepped away from the TV to partake in the wisdom of Brent Breck, but I saw this morning that Rick Reilly mentioned something about how the ball sounds different coming off of Hamilton’s bat, and the last time he’d heard that sound was from Bo Jackson. I hope he didn’t say this, because WAY TO RIP OFF BUCK O’NEIL, RICK REILLY! On behalf of the pretty-much-defunct Red Reporter Book Club, I censure you!
reilly definately said that
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by chandrathan on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
on rick reilly
when i was in college we used to crank call the sex show they did on the local radio station on sunday nights. we always gave our name as “rick reilly”, because we always asked ridiculously lewd questions like “what does it mean when a guy puts his ‘bombs in the bunker’”? we didnt respect rick reilly or his work.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 15, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
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