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Game 96: Reds at Brewers PART II

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Please, sir, may we have another?

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C'mon Corey

HBP is the best part of your game.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Jul 13, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow... I just woke up like 15 minutes ago

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Old Bailey

The Central Criminal Court in England, commonly known as the Old Bailey, is a court building in central London, one of a number housing the Crown Court.

So I guess the Homer Bailey is where they judge the distance for long balls or something.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Jul 13, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alan, did you get in a fight with that pussy from Cleveland?

is that how you lost your privliges. Or did you kill JD in hopes of running this site?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, I bet JD's still alive

I haven’t seen a Fat Vegas JD around.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't lose my priveleges.

I’d been away for so long that I forgot how to post a front page story.

I got it under control now, baby. Warmin’ up.

I’m starting to feel kinda like the ‘92 Beastie Boys.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2008 3:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey nice to see yer back pal

“im FVA and im back from the dead / chillin’ at the beaches down at Club Med”

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm guessing you have.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah... kinda disconcerting

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reminds me of when I did a study abroad in England

We were having classes in a middle school, and when we’d go out for lunch, all the kids would be on the playground smoking.

Of course, I was about that age when I had my first fag in my mouth, amirightGayJesus?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me

Actually, the kid was younger, I think. Middle schooler.

I was kinda nervous. Especially when he decided to sit in the sear right behind me on the bus.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the picture

“I. Drink. Your. Beershake!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is Homer's pitch count?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

86

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Jul 13, 2008 3:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

86

60 strikes 26 balls

by kcox17 on Jul 13, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

86 at last showing, 60 strikes

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not bad at all really

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

make that 90 pitches

and tiring fast.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Jul 13, 2008 3:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

86

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Base hit.

Billy Boy? Warm up.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, he listened.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap throw by ross

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice tag EdE!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bone head play by weeks

looks like something the Reds (Freel) would do

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, who'd the Brewers give up to get CC

And for that matter the Cubs for Blanton?

Any other deals while I was gone?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brewers gave up Laporta

the Cubs got Harden, unless they made another trade that I missed

by coviner on Jul 13, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt LaPorta

Cubs got Harden for Murton, Sean Gallagher, Corey’s brother, and another one

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brewers gave up LaPorta plus minor leaguers

Cubs got Harden for Murton, E. Patterson and a few others

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LaPorta is legit

probably will be playing later this year

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haven't heard anything bout him... odd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOVER, N.H. – Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama says Al Gore would play a key role in his administration if he wants one, but he won’t say whether he’d ask him to be his running mate.

After listening to Obama address a crowded community center Wednesday, a voter asked him to consider naming Gore as his running mate before the nomination is decided “as a way to take the wind out of Hillary’s sails.”

The voter even proposed a campaign slogan: “Obama and Gore: Experience and Youth. Obama and Gore: Wisdom and Truth.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21474241/

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cubs got Harden, not Blanton

They gave up mostly junk. Matt Murton. Sean Gallagher (I think?). Eric Patterson.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right, that's what I meant

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take that Weeks!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer just let out a barrage of F-bombs

Dusty going with Bray. Nice game today, Homer, you’re awesome.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup, very nice game by our boy

Leaving with a lead against CC Sabathia is not an easy thing.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Bailey has that arrow tatoo on his forearm

why doesn’t MLB make him wear long sleeves?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am actually against Dusty removing a starter

i would let Bailey finish the inning. He is going well, it would be character building.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In this case, its the right move

One mistake to the lefty and you ruin this great start. If Bray gets the out here, then Homer ends with a great line and some confidence.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

character building was more of joke

i felt like with 2 outs, and a runner on first, give Bailey one more hitter. I am not going to say that I am right because of what Bray did. Bailey may have given up a homerun, I just felt like he could have gotten Fielder out. There are no stats to back that up.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto's in too

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*stands up and gives Homer an ovation*

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can't

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ÜBER COMMON

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strike this (guy) out

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit shit shit shit shit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOO BILLY NO

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well.. that sucked

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh oh... Honest Mike on his way in.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTH Homer's effort for naught

Dusty Dumbass…Copat late in throwing the ball…here comes Lincoln

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he carry's a big knife around wtih him too.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 4:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

game over

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bray will get the out here

... thus preserving his sub 3 ERA, but still clearly not doing the job.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did tHom say "goddamn"

when Bray went 3-0?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty - look at Homer, he's pissed at you and SO AM I

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm glad Homer is digusted

We need guys with that attitude. I’m waiting for the day that Homer blows up in the media and calls Dusty a dumbass. That wouldn’t surprise me at all.

by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty amazing stuff

Dusty protecting Bailey when usually that isn’t his style. Literally, can’t fault Dusty for that, but Bray has to pitch better. Poor job by “Bill”.

Bailey needs a trank. He kept the team in the game. We don’t need selfish players, especially from you after a mechanical breakdown this year.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 13, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHO ARE YOU?

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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just got here

back and conscious from birthday weekend. I didn’t realize Linconl was still alive/on the team. so wahts new?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bailey had a good outing

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stop inviting the bullpen to your birthday bash

Now they’re all hung over and can’t find the strike zone for shit.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SOS via Dusty Dumbass, Hairston hurt, Bailey does a fine job

Time to take a blog break for old Mads

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yesssssssssss

take that bill hall!!!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bill hall getting out in a clutch situation

THESE ARE NOT YOUR FATHER’S REDS!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but gameday not letting me see shit

this IS your father’s mlb.tv

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My father's Reds

went to multiple World Series’

by buckeye22fox on Jul 13, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait...

We got Bill Hall out?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice job by Lincoln

let’s get the sticks going!

by bengalred on Jul 13, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Had Edwin been in high school

he would have to run sprints for not catching that with two hands.

by buckeye22fox on Jul 13, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's get some RUNS!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

david ross bunting

that won’t help.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 13, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is true...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nor Will IN PLAY-OUTS

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joey K Votto?

eh, crap

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

common Jay

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or not

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i guesss gay jesus has forsaken us

and cool god hasn’t been around this year.

DUSTY IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, I want CC on our team next year

for this nickname alone.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Credit where it's due

I’m pretty sure I ripped that one off of battlekow.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Well, it's amazing and rec'd just the same

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok.

battlekow gets a rec next time he’s in town, on me.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

same

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i still prefer unskinny bop

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 10:59 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm, you might have a point

After that home run, he’s the Unskinny Bopper.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 11:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right...it works on two levels!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 11:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow...

So I posted the video of Sabathia homering over at Let’s Go Tribe, and I called him “Black Sabathia” in the description. They freaked out and actually edited my post. Am I way off base here, or is that abnormally uptight?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 14, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

It is.

Seems like par for the course over there, though. I thought it was pretty funny, personally, and I don’t think it’s offensive. It’s obviously a reference to the band and not a racial thing at all. Here’s that rec I owe you.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 14, 2008 2:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

If they HAD to edit your post, couldn’t they have at least made it decently funny? That shit doesn’t even make sense.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 14, 2008 2:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll admit that I was a little uneasy with the name when I first saw it

Obviously I knew what you were getting at and ultimately liked it, but I can see why they flipped out. It doesn’t help that they’re prone to flipping out over the trivialest shit anyway, but whatever. I felt comfortable with my spelling (inserting the extra “b”) because I felt it made it explicitly clear that I was referencing the band. Or the unholy rite.

Now to go check out exactlyl what they had to say about your post. Maybe we can reach a compromise where we all just call him “The Bridge to CC Sabathia” or something.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 2:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHOA!

The fuck was up with the “Reds fan” slam in the comments? Does anyone here go over there and taunt them whenever Brandon Phillips has a good game? Cuz it’s been like three years now and I feel that we should both be over it.

The LGT folks find a way to make me mad every time I go over there. They are sucking any fondness I had for the Indians right out.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 2:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Reds fan" slam?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 14, 2008 2:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s talking about the other fanshot: “are we going to get updates after every c.c. loss as well? neither or both. not one or the other. don’t be a reds fan.”

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 14, 2008 2:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, that seems completely out of nowhere.

Except for one incident (which virtually no one over here agreed with), we’ve pretty much left them alone. We’ve seen them come over here talking shit more than we go over there.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 14, 2008 2:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you made the mistake in assuming they were baseball fans

Not sure why they’d be bitter over hearing about Sabathia – in a fanshot, no less. They got a good deal for him. It’s not like the Phillips deal where he was basically stolen from them. I’m getting the impression they just don’t like other fans.

Apathy - I could take it or leave it.

by Slyde on Jul 14, 2008 2:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get that impression too.

One guy there is giving ‘than crap asking if winning 7 out of our last 10 puts us ahead of the Pirates. Shouldn’t somebody tell him that his team is a game back from the Royals?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 14, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nevermind, 'than just did.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 14, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

computer troubles, or i woulda responded to it sooner

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've been deleted for trolling

We don’t really need to be getting into any flame wars.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow...

that was kinda rude i think

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 2:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe, but it's their site

And you were interjecting yourself into something that was, at best, between them and battlekow. We are can be classier than that, ‘than.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 3:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you jockeying for an admin spot or something?

Cause it doesn’t pay anything and the Dental Plan is still not resolved.

Apathy - I could take it or leave it.

by Slyde on Jul 14, 2008 3:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Well we’ll march day and ni-ight
By the big cooling tower.
They have the pla-ant
But we have the power.”

Nope, don’t wanna be an admin, but I’m a big fan of the people being able to police themselves. Also a fan of that delightful term, “netiquette.”

...

...

Let’s Go Tribe! are jerks!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2008 3:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slyde

This is my 9,000th Red Reporter Comment.

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

link?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 2:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

found it

here

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 14, 2008 2:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i even appologized for the Phillips comment

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 14, 2008 4:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's go tribe doesn't even alow swearing

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 14, 2008 4:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabbathia is warmed up now

Dusty will probably be beaten to death about his “choice” in swaping Bailey for Bray, but it was the right choice. You coddle the young pitcher against the big slugger. Bray is to blame. Pitch like a man.

Really depressing loss if they do lose.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 13, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I won't argue with his move to bring in Bray

But he should have brought in Lincoln to face the righty when Bray walked Fielder. I actually agree with Thom here. Not to absolve Bray at all, but I don’t think Dusty’s out of the woods.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point

Dusty is quite the managing god

by Johnnypronto on Jul 13, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As in

“God, Dusty is managing? Still?!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fun fact

Lincoln made sure that construction continued on the Miller Park dome even while the inning was going on. It was a statement that life would move forward, even while the struggle between two bitter opponents was underway.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ditto

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All right Kepp

Time for another meaningless Dunn Home Run

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

BOOM BOOM CLAP

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHIT

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tough out for adam

I can’t believe that Prince is able to bend down that far

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've been to the grocery

Crisco and sugar are on the bottom shelf.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

clap your hands

stop your feet

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jr sighting - on Deck

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Junior on deck to pinch hit from the Bahamas?

Wow!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way that's Jr.

It’sNatosha and Darren Baker in a Ken Griffey Junior costume, a la the old donkey skits from yesteryear.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EdE it is time to refute these accussations

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Least clutch walk ever

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about that one last June?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He just flew in and boy are his arms tired!!!!!!!!!!!!

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

60? would be nice here

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

606

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jr. hitting .206 against lefties

2 pitches – 2 srrikes

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The problem

with stacking the lineup with righties is you don’t have any righty pinch-hitters.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Junior,

The 606 area code is for Eastern Kentucky. Reds country. Do us a solid and hit one for all those bluegrass Reds fans.

Signed,

Your good friend, ‘Nukkah

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should have paid extra postage to get it there quicker.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU GRIFFEY

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pooface

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 pitches - KKKKKKKKK

But who else could dusty send up LLM?

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bako

You’re right though, he’s leaving his bench pretty thin. I guess that’s what happens when you start most of the game with scrubs.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weathers

this doesnt bode well

by kcox17 on Jul 13, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bailey didn't look overly good today

He looked better his last two AAA starts. Fastball was mph higher on average and his curve was nasty.

Lucky for us when he pounds the zone and is crisp, he can pull off a ok start.

But he can pitch better IMO.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 13, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bailey was fine today, this ain't AAA

Oh boy here’s Stormy…yow

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weathers in

I’m off to be amused by Craigslist ‘missed connections’. Such as this gem:

I am looking for the guy that I met at the riverside Marina Friday night. I said that I wanted just one night, but I can’t stop thinking about you. Lets do it again.

Nothing says class like fucking a guy you just met in a boat.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait

Did she meet him in the boat, or know him in the boat? And should “boat” be pronounced “butt?”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you sure it was a she ?

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they met at the marina

Before getting to know each other in the boat. And I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “OUCH!”.

This one may actually be better, just for the visual:

I bought 2 light up tambourines from you on 7/12/08. You swore you knew me from somewhere but you said you lived in Mason and I don’t. Just wanted to let you know I wish you did know me… you were beautiful ( even with your bunny ears on). If you see this feel free to hit me back!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it'd be funny to make those up

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sure a lot of them are fake

But that doesn’t keep me from laughing.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This one's the best one I've seen in a while.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mis/693796534.html

May be a little NSFC.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I can't find my fave anymore

It was in the personals, a “classy” escort for men with a preggo fetish, she only charged $200/hour. With an ‘updated’ picture that placed her squarely in the “WEBN Miss Morning Sickness” contest.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lmao

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am now partly responsible for the poisoning of America's youth.

Fuck yeah!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was Kepps ball - Jesus BP

Don’t you know who’s pitching

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because walks will haunt

And David Weathers is already a scary motherfucker.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got out of that one...phew

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stormy beats the reaper again!

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See that, rest of the Major League teams?

Away from the confines of GABP, David Weathers is lights-out!* And can be yours for just a decent prospect! Help buoy your playoff hopes today, with a genuine David Weathers. Has closing experience.

*Some lights may still be on.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Copat the Automatic Out

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Horrible. Absoultely horrible.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's better than OxyClean!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CC is a fuckin' bull

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he does WHAT to bulls?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can you give a little more on that comparison?

Er, maybe not…...

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was a great moment

Dining with friends, one of whom orders the potato soup. Another friend takes one look and says far too loudly, “That looks like what you get when you milk a bull!”

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet Jesus that guy is good

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many innings will they CC in for ?

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoever said they don't want CC on their team is an idiot

Although I do believe the objections were based more on money. Still.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoever doesn't want

Kevin Brown, Mike Hampton, Carl Pavano, and AJ Burnett on their team is an idiot.

by Nick Papageorgio on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So.. who do we run out in the 9th?

And do they bring CC back in the 10th? I hope so. Let him ruin his frickin’ arm on us.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burton or Coco, right?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 13, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wrong, I guess

This is a little scary.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently weathers.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pitching 3rd game in a row

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burton has a sore lat or somesuch

Hence the time off. So said the Fay earlier anyway.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

link

Linky

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm

there’s this thing called the DL, and usually when someone is injured and can’t play you put them on it. that way, you can bring up someone to replace them while they are hurt, and you don’t have to test fate everyday with david fucking weathers

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does anyone else think

That Brent Breck is still over in the first thread just commenting to himself? And that he thinks the sig line is actually meant for his signature? I have so many questions!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brilliant move by dusty - Weathers...christ on a Penguin

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUUUUUCCCKKK

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK... we could use our closer now I think

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice throw from Weathers to Votto - they both should get an error

This game is over unless they bring in Burton

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome

david weathers is a stud and by stud i mean total douche who shouldnt be pitching

by kcox17 on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This one's on Dusty..........again

This is WEather’s third game in a row and you’re bringing him out to pitch a second inning? Stupid.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where the hell is Jarod Burton?????

Coco is coming on…

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See above

He has a sore lat muscle.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IF C.C. Sabathia beats us with the bat right here.....

... I don’t know what I’ll do, but it will involve swearing.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

i thought there was no way a pitcher who has pitched 3 games in a row and 4 outta the last 5 would be called upon for a second inning of work.

I really need to stop thinking and just submit.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 13, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that the bases are loaded and no outs..now he brings on CoCo

Here’s an example of the manager losing a game. Start with Bray then go to Stormy’s second inning of work, don’t forget starting ‘The automatic out’.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 13, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 13, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So Dusty... Load the bases with no outs

Seriously you have your pitcher intentionally load the bases with no outs hoping for what? A triple play? If we some how survive this, it just proves the world is wacked.

Beware the toothpick knows.

by Pilsner73 on Jul 13, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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