Game 94: Reds at Brewers
Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, Jul 11, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
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Whoa-oh, we're (more than) half way there. Whoa-oh, living on a prayer.
Seriously, this series can't save the Reds season, but it sure as hell could put a nail in the coffin. It would be nice to se the boys go into Milwaukee and win 2 of 3 like they did earlier this season. Fogg on the mound doesn't instill that much confidence, but he pitched really well in his last start, so consider my fingers crossed.
Parra's ERA and WHIP seem a little disjointed to me. He's doing it partly because he's only allowed 9 HR this year. Since the Reds hit 7 yesterday, it's unlikely that they'll hit another one before the all star break, but who knows?
I'm kinda looking forward to playing the Brewers. It seems like forever since the Reds have played them - probably because it has been forever. They last played on April 20th. If you are looking for a reference for how long ago that was, Corey Patterson still had an OPS of .733 at the time, though his batting average was .186. In that April 20th game, Patterson drew two walks. He's drawn exactly two walks in the 139 PAs since then and zero walks since April 28th.
Okay, enough about Patterson. Time to get some positive energy going. Think Lucky, Bitches!™
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First!
Hey, how 'bout that pop tart huh?
by chandrathen on Jul 11, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
what is this...
Bizarro-Red Reporter?
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
things have gotten a little crazy around here today
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I clicked on your avatar to see it enlarged
Cold. Blooded.
But it made me laugh. Rec.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm convinced all these impostors are one guy holding conversations with himself
But who is it?
Jeff, we hardly knew ye...
by chesirecat on Jul 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
very perceptive...
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 11, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll be there in person
and Dunn is sitting, im kinda pissed. fuck you dusty.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 11, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have a hardon for the dutch?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 11, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn is the rotation - FHT!!!!
What about JR>
Oh well I’m going to the Florence Freedom game tonight so you won’t have Madville to kick around tonight….well at least until I have had an innocuous amount of beers and come home ready to spew forth with indigent prattle about Dustyevski. Have a Bud for me, Justin!
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
by Madville on Jul 11, 2008 6:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's Dunn is IN the rotation...Christ on a Hubcap
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
by Madville on Jul 11, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought he was the rotation
what a man pitching everynight.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 11, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tears are blurring my eyes im laughing so hard
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/yankees-to-sign.html
the high note is when he says “the yanks have 2009 in mind as well”. i cant wait to hear what BubbaFan has to say about this.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose they got him to pitch batting practice?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Yankees beat reporter and blogger Peter Abraham
Just spoke to Brian Cashman to get his take on Eric Milton: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained," he said. "We’ll make an assessment of how he is physically and try and get him going. I have no expectations of whether he can pitch for us this season, either in the majors or minors. But I can’t tell you he won’t."
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the worst that could happen if I pee on this electric fence?
The Yanks have Sidney Ponson in their rotation don’t they? And he’s actually pitching competently?
My point is that Eric Milton is still terrible.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sir Sidney was good one game
Awful the next.
I’m hoping they sign Shawn Chacon again. Maybe he’ll beat up Cashman at least….
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cashman...
...cannot be trusted to evaluate pitchers.
I’m starting to think 2005 was the worst thing that could have happened to the Yankees. It seemed like great luck at first. Cashman kept picking up these pitchers off other teams’ trash piles, they kept turning into gold. He was catching lightning in a bottle, and everyone thought he was a genius.
I think he was just lucky. And now he keeps trying to catch that magic again. So the Yanks keep signing other teams’ castoffs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has been the Reds' m.o. since the mid-90's
Look at how well we’ve done with it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember how we outbid NYY?
That should’ve been the first hint. If you make Steinbrenner blink, it’s time to back off.
by ken on Jul 11, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the "rotation"
I hate it. Play the best starting 8. Every night. Period.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that makes sense!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that the big problem people had with Narron?
no consistancy in the line-up? Yet I hear nothing about that when the media types talk about Dusty.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the lineup everyone is talking about
perfay
1. Jerry Hairston cf
2. Jeff Keppinger ss
3. Junior Griffey rf
4. Brandon Phillips 2b
5. Edwin Encarnacion 3b
6. Joey Votto 1b
7. Jay Bruce lf
8. David Ross c
9. Josh Fogg p
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 11, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
perfay is the french pronunciation of perfect, right?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, in the pluperfay tense
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 11, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least...
Corey Patterson is not part of the “rotation.”
That’s progress for now.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what they should be talking about
1. Jr Hairston SS
2. Bruce CF
3. Phillips 2B
4. Dunn LF
5. Encarnacion 3B
6. Votto 1B
7. Jr Griffey RF
8. Catcher
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ain't a-feared of Randy Jackson presents America's Best Brew Crew
They’re all like Breakskate, and we’re all Jabbawockeez. Lil Mama says we did our thing and she respects that. Shane Sparks thought that the element where Josh Fogg struck out 9 in 7 innings was insane! Our choreography was tight! And JC Chasez wore a tie on a shirt with no collar.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
quaaludes brendan??
i thought we went over this…
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Particularly these days

We were talking about how we needed to introduce the Devil to our team.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sup party people
I could really go for some brats, booze, and a Red victory tonight.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd settle for two out of three, since I don't have brats.
What’s everybody drinking tonight?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big K Diet Citrus Drop!
Jealous?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
That could use a little Captain, eh nancy boy?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nancy boy...
now that’s funny
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we're not friends anymore, apparently
can I be friends with chandrathen?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't need my permission
sniff
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heart Healthy Diet water
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dogfish IPA
buzz is wearing off now, though.
by ken on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hudson doing his NoHo impression.
Nice
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cherry is the greatest leadoff hitter ever
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than Juan Pierre?
I doubt that.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hairston is a man possessed
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what year is this?
1986?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why don't we just bunt a little more?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
playing for one run
in the first inning. With Fogg pitching.
Really? If the 3-5 gets a hit, couldn’t Cherry get home from 2nd?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dat be some small ball
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Manufacturing in Wisconsin
is alive and well
by ken on Jul 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo hoo, 1-0 Reds
Now Fogg just needs to throw a shutout and we got this!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just need to win every inning
hopefully the Reds can survive the Fogg
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling it...
1-0 complete game shutout from Fogg. You heard it here first.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i heard it from bk first!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a good thing...
That Bill Hall is not in the lineup tonight. Else the shutout would be over within the first three innings.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are saving him for a potential walk off
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't Paul Sinatta sing that?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know not to question the prophet himself
but yeah, I got you by about a minute
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
Well, you win then.
If Fogg pitches a complete-game shutout, then you win.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fun while it lasted.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you would have won.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have known better.
Nobody wins when Josh Fogg pitches. Except the team he’s pitching against, I guess.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And knowing is half the battle.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that happens...
I will drive to where ever you are and take you out for a steak dinner
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for that
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Brewers fans manage to vote Russell Branyan to the All-Star Game too?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the ultimate two-outcomes guy
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
traded Ben Broussard for him way back when
he of the 32 OPS+
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Pick up the phone, Rickie!"
“It’s me! You!”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There goes the shutout
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nancy Drew was more deserving of that All-Star spot, Hardy!
Her rate of clues found in old clocks is way more impressive than secrets in smugglers’ coves.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that didn't take long
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a bomb
especially on an 0-2 pitch
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ash is pissed!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash is always pissed
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she hates hits on two strike pitches
more than anyone I have ever known
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the announcers spent that inning talking about how important this series is...
I guess dusty doesn’t agree. Otherwise, he would probably let Adam Dunn play!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
theres no way those first two pitches to votto
were strikes
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nor was the third, but he swung because of the first two.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reds fans cheated again by their own team.
Fogg again. I want my money back.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want my season back.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is battlekow?
I figured he’d stop in
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The night is young
Much like our left-fielder. Let’s go Bruce!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too late.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going visiting
if I’m not back by the top of 3 send help
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take boobs
They appreciate that sort of thing.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crowd seems pretty loud tonight
Miller Park: Good or bad place to watch a game? Good or bad fans? Discuss!
(I’m on the “good” side for both)
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He thinks it godo
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was this a waiting for godot joke, a make fun of justin's spelling joke
or both?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least they have a place to tailgate
saw a YouTube video the other day showing the lot before the game.
Wish the Reds would have something like this.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a little late for predictions
but i say we lose this game 9-2
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 11, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In that case, the manufactured run...
Really mattered, because a 9-2 loss looks a lot better than a 9-1 loss.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redreporter
Where optimism goes to die
Jeff, we hardly knew ye...
by chesirecat on Jul 11, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was optimism
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And so tell me...
Why is Corey Hart more worthy of an all-star selection than, say, Brandon Phillips?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ballot stuffing
I’m either bitter or impressed by the Brewers voting bloc. I can’t tell which yet.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea, but their stats are nearly identical.
But BP plays better defense (just by a smidge).
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that really surprises me
I believe you, but I never would’ve imagined Corey Hart as like, a real, productive, player.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
You know him from his singing career of course.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't get it
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take your sunglasses off
It’s dark outside.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
i trick you!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may be gullible
But I can learn from my mistakes. You’ll always be ugly.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as will you
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap
You’re right. Wanna go in halfsies on plastic surgery? I’m thinking I’d be a hot sonofabitch after some butt implants.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna get some abs!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 pack abs?? ha
I’m down to about a pony keg now
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Can't believe he fell for that.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gullible
And I’ve actually met ‘than. I thought he might be dumb enough to really not get it. :)
Of course I do owe him $20, so he may not be so dumb after all…..
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice battlekow signal by the way
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
If he doesn’t show up soon I may have to go big time on him. :)
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let me know when
because I want to see big time better than that one
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Battlekow signal

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well kids, I'm bouncing for now
Win Reds, and all that.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Josh Fogg is really “dealing”. Three strikeouts so far.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Voltron is wearing a Fogg mask?
and a fat suit?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's Brian B
Notice that he only posted when the Reds were batting and has gone strangely silent now.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they were talking about Ted Williams OBP
.482 for his career. damn
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
I was seriously out of the room for 90 seconds and I missed the entire Reds at bat? WTF?
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How are you doing that from the mound?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can blog from the mound. It's an add-on for G3
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you get yours activated?
that was fun
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was kidding. I still have the old one.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sell it on ebay
you’ll make a big profit!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should be able to trade them in for G3s
Here, take my 1 year old $400 iPhone and give me the new $200 19GB version. Sounds fair to me.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i put my 8 gig on ebay for 389 buy it now, and it sold in less than an hour
with shipping, it paid for mine and my wife’s 3g phone
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, did they realize they were buying the old one?
by Brian B on Jul 12, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes...
people on other carriers want it because it can be unlocked.
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 12, 2008 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way this is going, blink again, and the Reds may be at bat.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RR should have a wiffle ball team
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I found a leadoff batter
That is almost as bad as the Butt-Buddy.
But his OBP is too high.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fogg/Brian B
On a pace for 15 strikeouts tonight.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
double post
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
needs another.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aflac trivia
In Reds history only 3 team mates who had 20+ win seasons in the same year
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
has to be way back
Blackwell, Walters, Derringer maybe
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
go way, way back....
I had to look this one up and I wasn’t even close
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can tell you it's not going to be...
Fogg and any other two pitchers.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aflac trivia answer
1923 Season
Dolf Loque 27 Wins
Pete Donohue 21 Wins
Eppa Rixey 20 Wins
Reds finished 2nd that season 4.5 behind the Giants
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leatherpants, Rijo under investigation by the Feds
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't surprise many around these parts.
Interesting it’s written by the same guys that did the Bonds book.
by bengalred on Jul 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Bowden has
a great COOOOSBY SWEATAH! on in that picture of him. Looks like he’s doing a Krivsky impersonation.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw come on, EdE.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why on earth...
Is Ross bunting with the pitcher up next?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
see page 32 Chaper 3
of Dusty’s book
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, Dusty...
NOW Bunt.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Fogg is the Joker
It always looks like he’s smiling.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and not in a good way
unlike brandon phillips
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's go Cherry!!
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done, Joker.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well done Jerry
small balls again
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woohoo! sac flies
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2-1 Reds for those scoring at home
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The reds have scored via a ground out and a sac fly in the same game!
wonders never cease
by bengalred on Jul 11, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
P.S. to Dusty
Sometimes it’s a low scoring game BECAUSE you play small ball. Not the other way around.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had to read that twice
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yippee!
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Kepp.
Could you flat out hit, please?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i know a guy that can flat out hit a bong
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jung bong?
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 11, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone could hit that
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ross
this inning is the perfect example of how important walks are. Ross may not score, and his walk didn’t move a runner over. But HE DIDN’T MAKE AN OUT. The fact that Fogg’s out was only the first of the inning meant that Hairston could get a run in on the sac fly. Go walks!
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
heathen.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is Fogg's pitch count?
not that they matter
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
60
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No nice
I don’t trust him to keep this going. I’m sure the Brewers like their chances the longer he stays in.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just have to hope Dusty knows when to pull the plug
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you know what you just said?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I know
dare to dream Paul, dare to dream
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just want to get home in time
for Gossip Girls or something? Come on, Brian, you (or your doppelganger) are pitching great!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
61
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
inning over.. whew
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my heart skipped a beat when i saw how well that ball was hit
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew.
I thought that was out. Josh Fogg is bulletproof!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP needs to learn the rules
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
phillips
two really bone head plate appearances tonight
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now watch EdE hit a HR now.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems like the Reds version of Billy Hall, pounding the ball and flashing the leather against the Brewers.
by ol Pete on Jul 11, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
welcome pete
where’s battlecat tonight?
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just woke up. He’ll be around soon.
by ol Pete on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He went out to buy an iPhone.
I told him yours doesn’t work. He wants to talk to you, but he can’t call you, since his phone doesn’t work.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
makes sense
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No really.
He wants to talk to you.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my phone works
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck!
Welcome back. And congratulations on little Albertbelle or whatever.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh ooh, I get it
you’re revitalizing your career like Travolta in Pulp Fiction? Does that mean you’re a Scientologist now?
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't finish that line.
You can’t die again…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey. Where ya been?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'd rather watch candlepin bowling.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've actually never seen either.
And I think I like it like that.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WB holmes
So the gay bible study group starts up and suddenly Alan appears. Coincidence?
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gay bible study?
Damn, I guess it has been a long season.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it the studiers
or the Bible that’s gay?
Just wondering…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
The actual Bible is pretty darn gay.
David and Jonathan were not “just friends.” ;-)
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this where you been this whole time

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 11, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to Dusty...
Have someone up in the bullpen who doesn’t suck, please.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whew
that was close
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
He can dodge bullets, baby.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost a HR, a few feet foul
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fly ball that went out
but just barely foul
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep Flat Out
or maybe delayed it
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by Caleb on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're going to lose if Fogg stays in this game.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh... 0-2 count...
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god he took strike two
That looked rather hittable.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's going to walk Braun after getting ahead.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's just doing that because he knows what pitch he is going to throw next.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Emilio Estevez could do a fine job playing Josh Fogg in the movie version of his life
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But who will write the novelization?
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey ladies
This one is for Veruca Salt:

He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sister Sledge
is a Pirates thing.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEA!
nice K
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JOSH FOGG IS FUCKING BULLETPROOF BABY!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All Star my ass!
You just gots struck out by Josh Fogg
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Huge strikeout.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...perhaps.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FTH
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit
how did that happen? Braun just pflat out missed several pitches.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
common bill bray
use your sideburn powers to end this inning
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Alan
Congrats, she’s adorable.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, did you find his wife's website too?
Adorable’s not exactly the word I’d use.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
Did her pics make the rounds?
I was gonna post some but I may never find the time for an actual diary fanpost thingy.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else feel nervous about Bray here?
gulp
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because today is opposite day apparently.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you mean
“Yes, because I’m responsible for the two runners on base”?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Historically, LHB have a higher OPS against Bray than RHB
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't tell dusty
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah...
But Bray sounds better against Fielder.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is going on around here?!
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wooooo
one out away from getting out of this
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i jinxed it
sorry guys
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You typed too soon
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by TheC on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dental Plan!!
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so confused now
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonofa.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD NO
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
new fred
bill hall coming. yikes. http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/11/569968/game-94-part-ii
by Rick House on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh good, Majewski oughta work out fine, just fine.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
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