Game 94: Reds at Brewers
Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, Jul 11, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
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Whoa-oh, we're (more than) half way there. Whoa-oh, living on a prayer.
Seriously, this series can't save the Reds season, but it sure as hell could put a nail in the coffin. It would be nice to se the boys go into Milwaukee and win 2 of 3 like they did earlier this season. Fogg on the mound doesn't instill that much confidence, but he pitched really well in his last start, so consider my fingers crossed.
Parra's ERA and WHIP seem a little disjointed to me. He's doing it partly because he's only allowed 9 HR this year. Since the Reds hit 7 yesterday, it's unlikely that they'll hit another one before the all star break, but who knows?
I'm kinda looking forward to playing the Brewers. It seems like forever since the Reds have played them - probably because it has been forever. They last played on April 20th. If you are looking for a reference for how long ago that was, Corey Patterson still had an OPS of .733 at the time, though his batting average was .186. In that April 20th game, Patterson drew two walks. He's drawn exactly two walks in the 139 PAs since then and zero walks since April 28th.
Okay, enough about Patterson. Time to get some positive energy going. Think Lucky, Bitches!™
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First!
Hey, how 'bout that pop tart huh?
by chandrathen on Jul 11, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
what is this...
Bizarro-Red Reporter?
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I clicked on your avatar to see it enlarged
Cold. Blooded.
But it made me laugh. Rec.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm convinced all these impostors are one guy holding conversations with himself
But who is it?
Jeff, we hardly knew ye...
i'll be there in person
and Dunn is sitting, im kinda pissed. fuck you dusty.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
have a hardon for the dutch?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 11, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn is the rotation - FHT!!!!
What about JR>
Oh well I’m going to the Florence Freedom game tonight so you won’t have Madville to kick around tonight….well at least until I have had an innocuous amount of beers and come home ready to spew forth with indigent prattle about Dustyevski. Have a Bud for me, Justin!
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
that's Dunn is IN the rotation...Christ on a Hubcap
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
i thought he was the rotation
what a man pitching everynight.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 11, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
tears are blurring my eyes im laughing so hard
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/yankees-to-sign.html
the high note is when he says “the yanks have 2009 in mind as well”. i cant wait to hear what BubbaFan has to say about this.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions
I suppose they got him to pitch batting practice?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
From Yankees beat reporter and blogger Peter Abraham
Just spoke to Brian Cashman to get his take on Eric Milton: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained," he said. "We’ll make an assessment of how he is physically and try and get him going. I have no expectations of whether he can pitch for us this season, either in the majors or minors. But I can’t tell you he won’t."
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
What's the worst that could happen if I pee on this electric fence?
The Yanks have Sidney Ponson in their rotation don’t they? And he’s actually pitching competently?
My point is that Eric Milton is still terrible.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sir Sidney was good one game
Awful the next.
I’m hoping they sign Shawn Chacon again. Maybe he’ll beat up Cashman at least….
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Cashman...
...cannot be trusted to evaluate pitchers.
I’m starting to think 2005 was the worst thing that could have happened to the Yankees. It seemed like great luck at first. Cashman kept picking up these pitchers off other teams’ trash piles, they kept turning into gold. He was catching lightning in a bottle, and everyone thought he was a genius.
I think he was just lucky. And now he keeps trying to catch that magic again. So the Yanks keep signing other teams’ castoffs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This has been the Reds' m.o. since the mid-90's
Look at how well we’ve done with it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember how we outbid NYY?
That should’ve been the first hint. If you make Steinbrenner blink, it’s time to back off.
the "rotation"
I hate it. Play the best starting 8. Every night. Period.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
that makes sense!
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't that the big problem people had with Narron?
no consistancy in the line-up? Yet I hear nothing about that when the media types talk about Dusty.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
the lineup everyone is talking about
perfay
1. Jerry Hairston cf
2. Jeff Keppinger ss
3. Junior Griffey rf
4. Brandon Phillips 2b
5. Edwin Encarnacion 3b
6. Joey Votto 1b
7. Jay Bruce lf
8. David Ross c
9. Josh Fogg p
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
perfay is the french pronunciation of perfect, right?
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
At least...
Corey Patterson is not part of the “rotation.”
That’s progress for now.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
what they should be talking about
1. Jr Hairston SS
2. Bruce CF
3. Phillips 2B
4. Dunn LF
5. Encarnacion 3B
6. Votto 1B
7. Jr Griffey RF
8. Catcher
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I ain't a-feared of Randy Jackson presents America's Best Brew Crew
They’re all like Breakskate, and we’re all Jabbawockeez. Lil Mama says we did our thing and she respects that. Shane Sparks thought that the element where Josh Fogg struck out 9 in 7 innings was insane! Our choreography was tight! And JC Chasez wore a tie on a shirt with no collar.
quaaludes brendan??
i thought we went over this…
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Particularly these days

We were talking about how we needed to introduce the Devil to our team.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sup party people
I could really go for some brats, booze, and a Red victory tonight.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
I'd settle for two out of three, since I don't have brats.
What’s everybody drinking tonight?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Big K Diet Citrus Drop!
Jealous?
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
That could use a little Captain, eh nancy boy?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Since we're not friends anymore, apparently
can I be friends with chandrathen?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't need my permission
sniff
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Cherry is the greatest leadoff hitter ever
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Why don't we just bunt a little more?
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
playing for one run
in the first inning. With Fogg pitching.
Really? If the 3-5 gets a hit, couldn’t Cherry get home from 2nd?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
dat be some small ball
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Woo hoo, 1-0 Reds
Now Fogg just needs to throw a shutout and we got this!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I'm calling it...
1-0 complete game shutout from Fogg. You heard it here first.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
i heard it from bk first!
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a good thing...
That Bill Hall is not in the lineup tonight. Else the shutout would be over within the first three innings.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I know not to question the prophet himself
but yeah, I got you by about a minute
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...
Well, you win then.
If Fogg pitches a complete-game shutout, then you win.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That was fun while it lasted.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
But you would have won.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I should have known better.
Nobody wins when Josh Fogg pitches. Except the team he’s pitching against, I guess.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
And knowing is half the battle.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
if that happens...
I will drive to where ever you are and take you out for a steak dinner
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
traded Ben Broussard for him way back when
he of the 32 OPS+
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
There goes the shutout
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Nancy Drew was more deserving of that All-Star spot, Hardy!
Her rate of clues found in old clocks is way more impressive than secrets in smugglers’ coves.
ash is pissed!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
she hates hits on two strike pitches
more than anyone I have ever known
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
the announcers spent that inning talking about how important this series is...
I guess dusty doesn’t agree. Otherwise, he would probably let Adam Dunn play!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Nor was the third, but he swung because of the first two.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I want my season back.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The night is young
Much like our left-fielder. Let’s go Bruce!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Too late.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Take boobs
They appreciate that sort of thing.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
crowd seems pretty loud tonight
Miller Park: Good or bad place to watch a game? Good or bad fans? Discuss!
(I’m on the “good” side for both)
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
was this a waiting for godot joke, a make fun of justin's spelling joke
or both?
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
at least they have a place to tailgate
saw a YouTube video the other day showing the lot before the game.
Wish the Reds would have something like this.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
In that case, the manufactured run...
Really mattered, because a 9-2 loss looks a lot better than a 9-1 loss.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And so tell me...
Why is Corey Hart more worthy of an all-star selection than, say, Brandon Phillips?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
Ballot stuffing
I’m either bitter or impressed by the Brewers voting bloc. I can’t tell which yet.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I had no idea, but their stats are nearly identical.
But BP plays better defense (just by a smidge).
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
that really surprises me
I believe you, but I never would’ve imagined Corey Hart as like, a real, productive, player.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Yeah...
You know him from his singing career of course.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't get it
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
i trick you!
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
as will you
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Crap
You’re right. Wanna go in halfsies on plastic surgery? I’m thinking I’d be a hot sonofabitch after some butt implants.
sig lines are for suckas
i'm gonna get some abs!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Can't believe he fell for that.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gullible
And I’ve actually met ‘than. I thought he might be dumb enough to really not get it. :)
Of course I do owe him $20, so he may not be so dumb after all…..
sig lines are for suckas
Battlekow signal

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Josh Fogg is really “dealing”. Three strikeouts so far.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Voltron is wearing a Fogg mask?
and a fat suit?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I think it's Brian B
Notice that he only posted when the Reds were batting and has gone strangely silent now.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
How are you doing that from the mound?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
did you get yours activated?
that was fun
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
sell it on ebay
you’ll make a big profit!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We should be able to trade them in for G3s
Here, take my 1 year old $400 iPhone and give me the new $200 19GB version. Sounds fair to me.
i put my 8 gig on ebay for 389 buy it now, and it sold in less than an hour
with shipping, it paid for mine and my wife’s 3g phone
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
yes...
people on other carriers want it because it can be unlocked.
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by chandrathan on Jul 12, 2008 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
The way this is going, blink again, and the Reds may be at bat.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I found a leadoff batter
That is almost as bad as the Butt-Buddy.
But his OBP is too high.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Fogg/Brian B
On a pace for 15 strikeouts tonight.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
needs another.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
aflac trivia
In Reds history only 3 team mates who had 20+ win seasons in the same year
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
go way, way back....
I had to look this one up and I wasn’t even close
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I can tell you it's not going to be...
Fogg and any other two pitchers.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
aflac trivia answer
1923 Season
Dolf Loque 27 Wins
Pete Donohue 21 Wins
Eppa Rixey 20 Wins
Reds finished 2nd that season 4.5 behind the Giants
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Wouldn't surprise many around these parts.
Interesting it’s written by the same guys that did the Bonds book.
Jim Bowden has
a great COOOOSBY SWEATAH! on in that picture of him. Looks like he’s doing a Krivsky impersonation.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Aw come on, EdE.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Why on earth...
Is Ross bunting with the pitcher up next?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
OK, Dusty...
NOW Bunt.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
Well done, Joker.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
The reds have scored via a ground out and a sac fly in the same game!
wonders never cease
P.S. to Dusty
Sometimes it’s a low scoring game BECAUSE you play small ball. Not the other way around.
Yippee!
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Kepp.
Could you flat out hit, please?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
i know a guy that can flat out hit a bong
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
jung bong?
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
anyone could hit that
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ross
this inning is the perfect example of how important walks are. Ross may not score, and his walk didn’t move a runner over. But HE DIDN’T MAKE AN OUT. The fact that Fogg’s out was only the first of the inning meant that Hairston could get a run in on the sac fly. Go walks!
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No nice
I don’t trust him to keep this going. I’m sure the Brewers like their chances the longer he stays in.
Do you know what you just said?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
you just want to get home in time
for Gossip Girls or something? Come on, Brian, you (or your doppelganger) are pitching great!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Phew.
I thought that was out. Josh Fogg is bulletproof!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Now watch EdE hit a HR now.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He seems like the Reds version of Billy Hall, pounding the ball and flashing the leather against the Brewers.
welcome pete
where’s battlecat tonight?
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He went out to buy an iPhone.
I told him yours doesn’t work. He wants to talk to you, but he can’t call you, since his phone doesn’t work.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
makes sense
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No really.
He wants to talk to you.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
my phone works
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by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy fuck!
Welcome back. And congratulations on little Albertbelle or whatever.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooh ooh, I get it
you’re revitalizing your career like Travolta in Pulp Fiction? Does that mean you’re a Scientologist now?
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Don't finish that line.
You can’t die again…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey. Where ya been?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'd rather watch candlepin bowling.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I've actually never seen either.
And I think I like it like that.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
WB holmes
So the gay bible study group starts up and suddenly Alan appears. Coincidence?
sig lines are for suckas
Gay bible study?
Damn, I guess it has been a long season.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it the studiers
or the Bible that’s gay?
Just wondering…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Eh
The actual Bible is pretty darn gay.
David and Jonathan were not “just friends.” ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Is this where you been this whole time

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 11, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Note to Dusty...
Have someone up in the bullpen who doesn’t suck, please.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
What happened?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost a HR, a few feet foul
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just doing that because he knows what pitch he is going to throw next.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Emilio Estevez could do a fine job playing Josh Fogg in the movie version of his life
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
JOSH FOGG IS FUCKING BULLETPROOF BABY!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Huge strikeout.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
...perhaps.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
FTH
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
Hey Alan
Congrats, she’s adorable.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
Oh, did you find his wife's website too?
Adorable’s not exactly the word I’d use.
Apathy - I could take it or leave it.
Thanks.
Did her pics make the rounds?
I was gonna post some but I may never find the time for an actual diary fanpost thingy.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone else feel nervous about Bray here?
gulp
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Don't you mean
“Yes, because I’m responsible for the two runners on base”?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah...
But Bray sounds better against Fielder.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You typed too soon
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Dental Plan!!
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions

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