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Game 93: The Third

Reds lead.  It really is quite fun.

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Jul 2008 by Slyde - 296 comments

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Griff's heating up

a few months too late, but I’ll still enjoy it.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto

3 PITCH AB….work em Joey work em

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's so stupid

that for basically the same flyball out, Dunn gets credited an out, while EdE gets a sac fly.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You want batters to get some kind of stat for advancing the runner?

Maybe call it, a productive out? Seems kind of like the same category as a “hold” to me.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've got something you can hold

you turncoat you

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm just saying

that the sac fly is a stupid stat.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Third!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Bronson - keep the lead

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

The wind seems to be blowing out for both teams.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Morningafterroyo is having trouble.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as we're talking about crappy stats

The fact that Arroyo is STILL on pace for a win after JQuest got tagged with the L yesterday proves how worthless the W-L stat is

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gin and Bromo didn't do the trick this time

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pull him now.....

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

How does Little Lord Fontenot get a home run? That’s his second of the series, is it not?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

Zambrano in to pinch hit. Loves it.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit

I haven’t understood a thing you’ve said for the past week

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

listen to "last mango in paris"

it will be made clearer

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe...

...he’s trying to invoke Gay Jesus?

Like in “Bend Over, Greek Sailor”...

We grease him up proper we grease him up right
Then hot buttered rump is the course for the night

Bend over Greek sailor, bend over for me
I need satisfaction, so get on your knees
Bend over Greek sailor, bend over for me
For I get so lonely when I go to sea…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 10, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be in my room

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

Please get Arroyo out of this game before we lose it and I commit ritual seppuku

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You heard the man, Gay Jesus

Yank Arroyo.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ on a pink f&%king bat, Bronson

Carlos sent up by Lou to humiliate Arroyo

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think that's the case

Zambrano is probably better than any of the bats on their bench. He’s hitting around .350. Plus the Cubs are losing, so they wouldn’t send up a guy just to make an out to prove a point. This way Lou sends up a legit threat, and still gets to preserve his bench for the later innings. It’s a smart move.

Plus Big Z grounded out to Arroyo, so look who gets the last laugh.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

r'ced...Still you gotta love Lou

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, tHom really has the least enthusiastic HR call ever, doesn't he?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom.....outta here

ROSS THE MERCILESS!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just noticed that...

Only his second of the season? Wow.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

playing time?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His HR rate has dropped

At this pace, he’d hit about 10 over 600 plate appearances

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trade bait for sure

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, would much rather move Ross

and finish out the season with Bako. Bako has been the better option for us behind the plate (and at the plate) all year.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although, given that he's performed better, I would be ok moving Bako if we got something better for him

Neither one is the answer back there (and don’t even mention Javy), but the biggest thing Bako has going for him is the way he handles the young pitchers. They’re comfortable throwing to him.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The biggest problem is that he shouldn't play everyday

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol'd

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the same can be said of Ross

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No catcher can though

What’s the average games played per year for a starting catcher? 120 games?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Lee Ross the Merciless!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love the runs today, but seriously folks

this offense was fucking anemic the past two days. what gives?

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Iron supplements.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Law of averages

If only they had eight Froppersons, they would score more consistently. As long as they’re not hitting one HR every inning, or however that faulty logic went.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm telling you these guys do so much better offensively when they are patient and work the pitcher.

Of course as soon as I write this Kepp hits the 1st pitch for a single.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would love to do it

But I don’t think I’ll be able to this year.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was on tmz

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good question.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is the best 3D view on Gameday?

Do any of you use the 3D Gameday from MLB.com to follow the game? I think the best view is to position yourself directly behind the plate and then tilt the field so it is coming out of the screen straight at you. That way, you can see the pitches come in as if you are the hitter.

Has this been discussed?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I do

It annoys me when it changes automatically depending on the handedness of the hitter.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're right

I just noticed that. How annoying. I have to keep fixing it. I wondered why I had to keep adjusting.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I fix it in the middle

it seems to hold for all hitters…usually.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that should probably be it for Bronson

I like our starters to go more than five innings, but he’s looked pretty hittable and has over 100 pitches. Of course this means he’ll probably start the next inning.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bray is throwing "hard" in the bully

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB, BP.

Three pitches, three swinging strikes.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DUNN

Dunn’d it!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You would have Dunn'd it too!

If you were watching on Gameday 3D the way I described above, you would have hit it out too. That pitch was fat! Not phat, you understand. FAT!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn goes all Holy Moses on tHom

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That sounded far.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And YEAHHHHHHH DUNNERRR!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another meaningless HR

/half our commenters

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think those are our commenters saying that...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you think?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could respond in kind

but I don’t even know who America’s poet laureate is.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And here I am ordering a stapler...

What a mediocre season Dunn is having.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now every starting position player

has at least one hit. Most have two!

But with the groundout by Votto, our team OBP dips below .500, 16 for 33.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On gameday...

He hit it to the balls/strikes/out circles…I imagine he may have hit that over a few buildings in real life…

What's the score here? What's next?

by sm00th_kw on Jul 10, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey...

this looks like one of them hit parades

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just throw strikes

We’re up by 5 runs Bray!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quiet once again...

are people working or something?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

steaming over EdE's error

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am

The man is holding me down yet again.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here.

Catching up the last few hours.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ruh roh.

In play, run(s).

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tradebait's in

The new kid on the block. From the West Coast.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom.....outta here

ROSS….THE MERCILESS!!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

he’s insatiable

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another one?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Each one less meaningful than the previous!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, come on now.

Everybody knows that only Adam Dunn hits meaningless home runs.

/stupid reds fans

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Bray made it on base, too?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

theyre not saying "Bray"

they’re “Bruuuuuuuuuce”

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh

Makes sense. Stupid GD.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it would have made sense

had I used all the words

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this offense better continue

with no off-day tomorrow.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BILL BRAY?

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce

Hit for Bray

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

GameCast said Bray singled, and is currently on second base. Which would be cool, but I’d be more excited if Bruce got the hit. He needs to get whacking again.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday corrected itself

Rather politely…. and now it shows Bruce.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 HRs today

When the wind is blowing out at Wrigley, funny things can happen. Too bad they get 3 more chances.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 10, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gamecast is all confused

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More confused than Brantley?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's unpossible

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm talkin' about

How many times has he said that today?

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

flat out

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Billy Billy Billy

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you done it yet?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, i've still got right at a 100 to go...

it’ll have to happen another day.

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully some day in 2009

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lazy bum.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just don't want it bad enough.

Winners want it. Jeff Brantley said so.

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, thank god dunn is out now.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got taken to task by Hal McCoy today

So, I posted a comment on Hal’s blog today which read as follows:
“Mr. McCoy, I’m hoping that you, out of all the journalists that cover the Reds, would be the one to finally ask Mr. Baker why in the hell Griffey is still batting third. Has he ever offered a reason why the team is in the bottom of both leagues from that spot in the order, aside from the fact that Junior was great once upon a time? I am baffled, as I know many, many others are. Please ask him. Please.”

To which I got a surprising e-mail reply:
“Matthew: I’m disappointed in that if you are on my blog I assume you also read what I write. I wrote once early in the spring and once not too long ago about Griffey batting third (one was on a recent blog). Baker said it is out of respect for who he is and what he has accomplished and the fact he believes Griffey will hit.

All I can do is report that – that’s my job. I can’t argue with him or point out that he is no longer the Griffey of the past. That’s not my job nor my place. By saying what you said on my blog it makes me look bad, like I’m not doing my job. And if you had paid attention you would have known the answer. And all the bloggers who keep harping on it can harp all they want. Baker isn’t going to change it.

Take care, all the best.
Hal”

Thoughts?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he believes griffey will hit?

There’s a great reason.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess he's got a point

He asked Baker why Griffey was batting third, and Dusty gave him an idiotic answer. I guess it’s not Hal’s place to say, “Follow up query: Dusty, are you aware that you are a raging asshat?” But I also don’t think that your comment makes Hal look bad. Sportswriters are our conduit to the players (and in this case, managers), but it’s not a two way street. We can’t have Hal take out our frustrations and take Dusty to task. He can only tell us what Dusty has to say about the situation.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's kind of being a prick here.

Couple of counterpoints:
1. Just because you’re on his blog means you have to read everything he writes? Now that’s just a bit presumptuous isn’t it? It’s not like he’s the Apostle Paul or something.
2. He asked Baker in the spring, when Griffey had not produced any results yet in 2008, coming off a season in which he hit .277/.372/.496 with 30 HR and 93 RBI. Who wouldn’t bat him third coming out of spring training? The real question is, now that he’s batting 240/.354/.411, why have him still bat third? That is a valid question now, with more than 1/2 a season gone by now and circumstances being vastly different, even though he asked Dusty in the spring.
3. He isn’t doing his job, because of #2.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey kids, it's Corey Patterson!

I wonder if they remember him here in Chicago?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corey in for Dunn.

In a four-run ballgame, with balls flying out of Wrigley left and right.

Dustyevsky did actually manage in ths ballpark before, right?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Since when has he actually managed?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time...

He over-managed (you have to manage in order to do that)...

Or micromanaged (ditto)...

Or mismanaged…

You get the picture…

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FTH ? I leave for a short while onlyto come back to CoPhat

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was only a matter of time.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boom....outta here

Votto hits the Reds’ 7th HR of the day

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The 7th on the day - 1st pitch HR for Joey

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Another one.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, Batters 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 (2x) have all homered?

I’ll take it.

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Must bum out Dustballs...not much smallball today

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the other hand, very little base clogging

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep...don't want no cloggers

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or dingleberries.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

Who the hell plays the outfield now that A. Phillips hit for Patterson on the Double Switch?

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dust is going into LF...show em how Dustbag

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Dusty forgot he Double Switched

Kind of like batting out of order.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it's the first time he's done that either

There’s been a lot of “Wait, now who plays there?” moments this year. For a National League guy all his life, that is stunning.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Javy played 3rd. Lets see what he can do in left

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

I think he double switched but didn’t change the batting order.

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by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday says he did

But Gameday has known to be wrong.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday is working under the assumption that the manager isn't a whack job

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there its fixed

you were right.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another 3 hit day for Kepp

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First three hits in July, I think

I still say it was dumb to bat him second.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn in the 2 hole for me right now

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope you enjoy that :-)

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More fun than Bronson singing to the Crappy ol Leftover....so my designer friends say

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Y'know

assuming we hold this five run lead, Bronson has a .500 record. Middle-of-the-roadyo.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn's in your 2-hole?

gross.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 10, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

sounds charming.

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by Gay Jesus on Jul 10, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't you know your Holeness...

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he could

O P all over my S

...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...

by gaymoses on Jul 10, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laugh track on high

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try for 606 while you're at it, Jr.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ross...

Hitting an un-catcher-like .265 now.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamecast is also confusted.

It doesn’t know who’s playing CF.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Coco..the way the ball flies...get out the FLAG

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No flag.

CoCo should not be in this game.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to make a joke about Dustyevsky using Coco in this game

Not a joke, apparently. Y’know we might need him against Milwaukee, Dusty.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK - no flag, if the reds lose its on you...

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least you have whatever was posted below.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 10, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure what I'm more worried about

His top being made out of rubbers, or his “web-shooter.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grrrrr

rabbi

...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...

by gaymoses on Jul 10, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something gay, no doubt

Mothers, lock up your daughters. Smithers is on the prowl.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mothers lock up your sons - you mean

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Gamecast...

Derrek Lee just filed out to nobody in center.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's about right

CoPa is in CF

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fer shure Dude

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought phillips hit for patterson?

that’s what gamecast told me anyway

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's wrong

the systems assumed Dusty double-switched, but really he just subbed for the pitcher and for Dunn – separate transactions.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dusty's too smart for the computers!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely says it all....

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This should go in the CoPat watch.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only can he not get on base

He can’t even get in the field.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 pitches and counting...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On your feet RRs...applaud etc

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

15 pitches...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikes out Aramis

Also counts as a strikeout for Porthos, Athos, and D’Artagnan.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...and this one belongs to the Reds!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKkkk - gets a hug from Ross

Brokeback Battery

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

19 pitches for Coco

Let’s just hope the offense remembers to do this again against the Brewers.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice game

The score looks more like it a Bengals-Bears game, though!

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by BubbaFan on Jul 10, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i just returned from my tour of the lakefront brewery

i highly recomand it. Madville will like that it is all you can drink, and the tour guide and his brother run the place. The tour guide was pretty fucking hillarious and walked around with a glass of beer in his hands. There was another family from Cincinnati, who is also here to watch the Reds.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know I only drink on bowling nights

Mon and Tues in the Summer; Thurs during the winter….sometimes on the weekend and occasionally on Weds. And I only drink Coors, Bud, Killians or Mickey Bigmouths and have been known to have a few Jack and Diets.

Reds Win, Cool God, Gay Jesus and gaymoses..pray for now in the hour of our near death.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you wouldn't drink a beer from a small local brewery?

that is like choosing applebea’s over a really good local diner.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am no beer connoisseur

I don’t drink it for the taste
I don’t care about what it is brewed from
I don’t care what day is was born
I like it really cold and full of alcohol.

But I’ve never eaten in an Applebees, nor probably will I, so i do understand your point.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thinking of resturants

if any of you find yourself in Milwuakee go to Maders. It is a German resturant and it is very very good. You get a ton of delicious deutchlande delicaises. I had the Barvarian platter and potato pancakes, and a chocalte torte for desert, and it was absolutly excellent.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mesoraco with a grand slam tonight in Dayton

And Lotzkar with a solid five innings.

Stubbs bumped up to Chattanoogie went 4-for-5 (and 1 was for extra bases!), and is hitting a Bruce-like .800. Promote him again! Sean Henry keeps hitting…

Pettyjohn does his thing – 7.1 innings, 24 hits (not really, but close), 2 Ks, 0 BBs, 0 runs.

by Brian B on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not a huge fan of Dave Ross by any means, and I hate to say this on the aftermath of a big game for him, but it’s clear to me that he is our best option at catcher in the lineup. Dusty needs to look at BB-Ref to see that plain as day. Bako’s OPS+ is like 74 and it’d be even lower if you take away his first month… Ross atleast has an OPS+ over 100, and he deserves more playing time…

by onemoreredoctober on Jul 11, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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