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Game 93: Part 2

Already down 1-0 after the first inning.  Dunn should tie it up with a meaningless home run.

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Game 93: The Third

Jul 2008 by Slyde - 208 comments

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Second!!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

199485716th

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

We’re outcommenting the BCB SOBs. :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

A ‘than genuine rec

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

new thing

from now on, it only takes 3 recs to make a comment green. make brendan look good, folks

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really

they have a pregame thread and then a game thread. They’re up to over 400.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SBN suggestion

Add a “Debbie Downer” option after “rec” and “flag”, complete with sound effect.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if George Grande's

crawlspace at home is jammed full of teenage boy corpses.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think that was an official call for the use of the utility belt!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He dresses as a clown on the weekend

Giving out bikes from the back of his van in the poor neighborhoods.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes sir EE

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I meant Edwin will hit a meaningless HR

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes sir

ede homerun? didn’t expect that

by truckparade on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fay reported that the wind was blowing out

GameDay says that it is blowing directly in towards homeplate. Who to believe?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was Fay's a typo?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's definitely blowing

(We’ll hold on to that statement to describe the progress of the game/bullpen/offense/team in general/the best way to get accepted into the Ivies later on)

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, I get it.

a pun!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Follow your heart

And your grammar skills.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My heart

has murmur skills.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

For Johnnyporno, it doesn’t matter which way it’s blowing, just that it’s blowing.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE!

Way to sound excited, Thom…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's a good question

no idea how to find out

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My half-assed method

of H+BB-R-CS gives:

Votto: 73
Dunn: 86
Hairston: 40
Patterson: 13

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unclutch runners

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see force outs on BBRef

But maybe I’m missing something.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

like forceouts

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Add HBP and ROE

Votto: 79
Dunn: 91
Hairston: 42
Patterson: 17

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

especially first base

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think...

If I had to guess, on a percentage basis, Hairston has been the most often stranded runner, simply because he seems to get on base a lot and get left at third…

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just can't seal the deal...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice place...

For another BA home run against a Cub left-handed starter…

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i need a shower

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shortstop...

Probably has a picture of a cat taking a shower.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck is this

I go register some voters and come back to this abuse??? It’s on ‘Nukkah

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Abuse?

Jus’ tellin’ him what you tol’ me.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've confused him with johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I have

I apologize, Senor Cat. I’ve seen so many Red Reporters come and go in my time. After awhile, they start to run together.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Accepted and forgiven

I have doubts about my abilities in a battle of the snide comments anyway

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just thinking aloud

I like the name Jedmonds, but not as much as I like the name Chutley.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i am in milwuakee now

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully i can see the reds win tomorow

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are they playing marquette?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you a regular visitor?

Of course, Milwaukee has sure had its share of visitors.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if regular

the cheese could affect that.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was in chiacago to visit roosevelt university

saw the reds play tuesday night, and decided to follow them 90 miles north to milwuakee.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new college was chartered as Thomas Jefferson College on March 28, 1945 and had financial backing from Marshall Field III, the Julius Rosenwald Foundation, the International Ladies’ Garment Workers Union and other organizations and individuals. Two weeks later, President Franklin D. Roosevelt died, and with his widow Eleanor’s permission the college was renamed Roosevelt College in his memory.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also with Eleanor's permission,

the school’s Japanese exchange students were given their own special dormitory.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's racist.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have a stroll through the Pabst mansion

while you’re there, if that’s your bag.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about now?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh-huh

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did than give up on his comment conquest?

great success!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

everyone's making fun of me

it makes me sad :-(

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're not just teasing

we’re that mean.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's hot

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Marty get mugged?

He’s not on the radio today.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cubs 3B coach

sounds like the opposite of Berry.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only one out, eh?

This is shaping up well.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who is this guy on the radio with thom and Brantley

I’m half-listening but just heard him say Dunn isn’t even having a medicore year…

by D-Rock on Jul 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fay

He also wants the Reds to roll the dice with Hudson in center next year

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like RHM said, didn't we learn our lesson with David Ross?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What could possibly go wrong?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Cincinnati Reds, where nothing could possib-lie go wrong.

Possibly go wrong. Huh. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

23 home runs before the All-Star break sucks!

Is the All-Star break always this late in the year? It seems later than usual.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fth happened in 1981?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

strike 2

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's like one short of an out, right?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was with the multiple ASG

in the early ‘60s? A SABR member should know.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably a money making scheme

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caleb mentioned this a while ago

He wasn’t sure why they had multiple ones though.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh.
When the Midsummer Classic came to the Steel City in 1959, the fans were expecting a game worthy of the title “All-Star”. After all, the previous year’s thirteen-hit sleeper had left the fans with a lot to be desired.

In an attempt to rejuvenate their interest, the league administration had decided on a doubleheader (over a two day period) which seemed like a good idea at the time.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

even still

he’s on pace for 40 again.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he sucks.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In play, run(s)... grooooooooan

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But

the Secret Chiefs do not.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thom: "Well John, anything else goin' on?"

John Fay: “Ehhh… not that I know of…”

Story of your life, Fay.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How was THom's call of Fontenot's double

I didn’t like the call of the home run the other day at all. Basically treated it like the #8 hitter shouldn’t ever hit the ball out of the infield – after complaining about the walking the #8 hitter a few innings earlier.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 10, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nobody ever accused him of being internally consistent.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy is that George Grand one funny guy

Jesus with a jackhammer…we blessed with such announcers:
sMarty
tHomboy
Clownboy
The Crappy Ol’Leftover
and now introducing; G. Grande Comedian!!!!

And not to mention the cast of idiots that parade through the radio booth every 2nd inning.
Geez….I really am not that bitter….....

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

started already?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit

I haven’t understand a thing you’ve said for the past week

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me either

Makes me wanna hang out with Mr. ‘Ville to be honest.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting.

Lilly has thrown 43 pitches, 40 of them balls.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Erm.

20 of them balls.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes Jeff Brantley talking sounds like a DJ scratching a record

but not as cool

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My 2 year old

just walked up and said, out of the blue, “mommy has a ‘gina.” To which I replied, “I sort of remember it.” —-He just stared at me.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sure he didn't say, "angina"

maybe he’s a future cardiologist

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my ten month old know about seven words

one of them is shit

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My son has yet to use a curse word

I’m disappointed

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite

My son was playing some nickelodeon game on playstation one day when he was about 4, and his guy died. With the exact inflection I use, he yells, “Aw, DAMNIT!”. I laughed so hard my butt hurt.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well at least one's a quality word

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have

I’ve also had the “Don’t do drugs” talk. The commercials say that it’s never too early to talk to your kids about drugs.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Never buy blow from a guy who works in a restaurant- they always cut it."

That kind of talk, you mean?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure

I hung up my spurs after I quit being a server.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Figured the white gold

flowed freely up there.

Back to your question, it’s not uncommon on Wall Street. Or in law firms.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm

turning a deaf, gay ear to all of this.

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

matt jones of the jaguars apparently

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom Boonen of Quick Step

Banned from Le Tour this year because of it.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo

run scoring double!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brantley is gagging

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard not to, eh?

low hanging fruit…

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go ahead!

they are encouraged!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I already did

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

You guys are on fire today. Good times.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

on what?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for clearing that up

some members of the audience were confused.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guilded the Lilly!

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boom.....outta here

4-3 Reds!

(how come he couldn’t do that last night?)

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

someone's been listening to jim rome!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

way too much.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not lately, he's out this week and next

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Sklar Brothers are filling in for him one day

that’s good radio

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

twins are creepy

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

I might listen to Whitlock, but that’s about all I can stand.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing's as bad as the cawherd

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, that guy sucks

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Turn away for a few minutes, and we’re up 1.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

keep watching, and we'll lose the lead in no time!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I'm not watching.

I’m not superstitious. Maybe a little stitious.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There

are so many ways I can go with that one.

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 10, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Holy shit

A successful hit-and-run!

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

see? proof that it works!

Therefore, we should hit and run MORE!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lilly out after 2 2/3?

Wow.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who would of thought?

the reds causing a start to come out early?

by truckparade on Jul 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would not have gotten some one up in the pen until they scored 7

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is GD screwed up?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

generally, yes.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It had Ross as "in play, no out", on the 4th pitch from Wuertz

In the middle of the commercial break

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see Jerry Jr.. Kepp, KGJr. and BP get it done.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bronson has home run power!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's my copy of that CD fool?

I need to annoy the neighbors soon. :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you'll get it next time i see you!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice bat that Bronson has,,,is he gay?

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No

he is most decidedly not a member of my team. Only a straight man can be that queer.

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brantley saying he "intentionally" walked Ross to get to Arroyo.

If that was the case, couldn’t Lilly have done that?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how is arroyo doing?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

giar

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey scrubs fans

courtney cox will be the chief of medicine next year

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That kind of sucks.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whaaaaaaa?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because kelso retired

regardless of what the season finale said

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That season finale was dogshit

I’m glad to see they’re bringing it back, but it’s not going to be nearly as good.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when it is scedualed to show the new

seasons?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the cubs pitcher married to ashlee simpson?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

that dude(?) is from Chicago.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man hairston

what is up?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There is a witch involved.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you send Hudson to steal here?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, but you know Dusty does.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now would actually be a good time for a hit and run.

As long as Kepp can slap it the other way.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cherry's paying the utility witch

Let him run…

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We have a leadoff man.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was that Corey Patterson dude doing, then?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

corey patterson

one true outcome

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i smell a gikgj

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, I have to agree with you.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FTH is Brantley talking about?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

madville may be incoherent

but he is no match for the cowboy!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brantley vs. Madville

2 chairs, a table, 2 bottles of liquor, talking Reds baseball. I’d pay a nominal charge to watch that.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can

watch the game on tv….

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... if I wasn't at work.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its amazing how

much better offense is when the batters work the count.
Except from BP, of course

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yes

get that stroke back Kepp

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course he did.

Anything he can do to run us out of the inning.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUNYA!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

605!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom......outta here!!!!

605 bay-bay

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kobe how my ass taste?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woohooo!!!!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KEN GRIFFEY JUUUUUUUNYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB Kid!

Suck it Cubs!

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jul 10, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yay griffey!

i always said he was hte best!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jr. works the count and 605!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That Ken Griffey Jr.

Might just turn out to be a decent ballplayer someday. Maybe even as good as his old man.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

like they would understand

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody watching WGN

Did they throw it back?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell?

where are all these hits coming from?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stolen base!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the update

Brantley is nearly incomprehensible.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's one of the better base-stealers in the league.

He doesn’t get nearly enough credit for that.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssshhhhhhhhh.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not until he rounds second

and gets tagged by the pitcher 15 feet from 3B.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From working the count?

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what? that's crazy

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 for 19 with three walks?

Wow.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still nobody out.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

everytime i see adam dunn's name in print

is say it in my head like that guy says aaron burr in the milk commercial.

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know we're friends

but I just kind of assumed you said everything with that voice.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ettu, brendank?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huhuh - what that you say

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what number pitcher is this

for the cubs? like in the rotation…

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Null set

He’s a reliever.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th, I think, behind Harden, Zambrano, and Dempster

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Assuming you're talking about Lilly.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Already a reliever.

Lilly got lifted after giving up three in the top of the 3rd.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 3?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then two singles.

So they brought in a reliever with men on 1st and 3rd.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

8-3 good guys

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Manufacturing runs, up 4.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

up 5

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We were up 4 when we were manufacturing them, dick.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

moving on up to another thread

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/10/568981/game-93-the-third

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

With the three home runs and a double.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And for fans of playing the game the right way

Edwin would like to give you this deep fly ball to center. It may be caught for an out, but it scores a run.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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