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Game 85: Part II

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Another day, another thread, another lack of offense.

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Johnnypronto behind the plate

First!!!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bray is dealing

What did I miss? :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

about 4 "Together Agains"

Edinson was dealing about 92mph. EE got ejected for arguing

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good idea.

PH for a decently hot Mientkiewicz with a guy hitting .176 against lefties.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jeez, how do Pirates fans

put up with such an inane manager?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How do we put up with Dustyevsky?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bray is making hitter look silly

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*hitters

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

who else heard the “FUCK NO!” by that last hitter?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-2-3 nice job

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's the 8th inning

patience.

By the way, anyone else not happy that Dunn’s SEVEN walk off HRs got no play last inning? Seven is more than 5, and in less time, it would be more impressive, no?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate when I loose what inning it is!

Now I am on double secret probation. I cannot make fun of Dustyevsky

by CrimsonKing on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How much was your ticket, Dunn?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marte

sounds like a much cooler version of Marty.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean Dumbasshole Marty?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First of all Dad

It’s “Marte,” not “Marty.” And secondly, we wouldn’t Marte with you, even if you were the last dad on earth.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So

how about those rainbow suspenders?

Just caught this one again the other night. I tried to find a picture of the Cincy-Cleveland interstate sign (when the bus does the Y-turn to avoid going to either town), but no luck.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KGJ double!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

griffey says

who says i can hit lefties?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LET'S GOOOOO

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Junior is not running well, Chris.....

he looks like he is running uphill vs running up a stairwell. i guess that is “well”?!?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd prefer to mock

the Yoda-esque “running well, Griffey is” parsing that Chris did

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tie game coming up

I’m calling it damnit.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more beer!

whatchu drinking? PBR?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Straight Budweiser, holmes

16s, no less. On sale.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NICE!!!!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

contact bp

contact now

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ask

and ye shall receive.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JCH?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be me

He’s just jealous of my prognostication skills. Who wants the rolling cash 5 numbers? :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ken?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP!!!!!!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALL TIEDS UP

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHO OWNS?????????

I DO.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NICE!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ketchup

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do not need you

in order to make a triumphant post.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BETTER PETROLEUM!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP

BPHR!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, they prolly shoulda pitched around Phillips

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jch has the juice

lets torment us some Grant County women. Where dey at, bro?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he be winein and dinin

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mine is about 6 feet away

On the couch. She seems terrible unimpressed at my supernatural gift.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which supernatural gift?

prognostication or impregnation?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Both are appropriate situations to say

“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that is impressive

if it can happen from 6 ft away

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All I'm saying is you may not want to share a drink with jch

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you drink his milkshake?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

common! continue the inning kepp

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would presume Burton as well

since Livingston is still hurt

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ass+u+me

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was wrong

“We must go to Coco’s Boathouse. Now!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He must keep the fire burning

for a walk-off win in the ninth

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wrong wrong wrong wrong

wrong wrong wrong wroooong your wrong

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flags

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Happy Canada Day!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

straight to (my) CoCo

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coco, again.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

is nothing easy for this team?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swinging at the first pitch

missing bunts, hitting game-altering homeruns in late innings.

but thats about it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play Joey Votto

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh

CANADA!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice, Votto.

Great throw to get the runner at 2nd.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on the mlb.tv feed, at least

you can hear what they say on the field pretty well, which is neat.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PBF me ASAP

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

country mile

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

metric mile

eh

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ross...another great play on D

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitch out, perfect throw, nice tag.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

If Dusty called that … well, he was due.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why doesnt wilson get run

he argued a tag call

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good point

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, nevermind

the douchebag umpire is at third base

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He didn't tag 2nd twice

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Echo...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed.

If it was at 3rd the call would have been different.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice pitch out

but he was safe

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no way

got his second foot that came in

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

deke slide

other foot snuck in

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, good defense from the Reds

I can like this team!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can has cheezburger?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

evil genius?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you rang?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

once, twice,

three times a good play

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON REDS

END THIS NOW

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sweep the leg

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jay Bruce says

I’ll take all of these please

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally caps

ENGAGE

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wasn't her (ex)husband

partly responsible for Obama getting elected to the Senate? He was the Republican opposition, then had to drop out after some philandering in Europe? Am I making this up?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is right.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was the one.

It came out from the divorce proceedings that he had cajoled her into going to swingers’ clubs. Lots of comments about wanting to sleep with other women when he could have slept with her were made.

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:09 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

failed top prospect with low self-esteem pitching

good beginnings…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRUUUCE

1B

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

single

no bunt, no bunt, no bunt…

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ross is okay at bunting

so, it’s okay, for now.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's a start

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lead-off single<walk-off HR

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIME FOR SOME ILL-TIMED BUNTING

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do not do it

I beseech you, do not do it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I approve of this bunt

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I lost track that Ross was up

still thinking JB was near the top of the order

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce with the slumpbuster

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my that is ...

you fill in the blank

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haute?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ONE OF THE FEW TIMES WHERE A BUNT IS OK

WELL DONE, ROSS THE MERCIFUL

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good bunt. good bunt.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

common javy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is hitting for CoCo?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard some one say today

that he has made more game ending outs than anyone else this season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep

not even close

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unless Bruce steals third...

And he hits a sac fly.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JoVa

not to be confused with HOVA

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"his biggest offensive plays have been like that"

well, yeah, besides those doubles last night

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SURPRISED NO COREY HERE

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be some hot lefty-on-lefty action

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We want the other guy who makes outs 80% of the time.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again with the LLM

at least he’s pinch hitting for the pitcher

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good lord

.197 BA pinch hitting…um, I hope thats a Hard .197

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least he isnt playing everyday

like with mccainin

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's why I can't vote for him

he’d play LLM every day

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by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON CHERRY

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I miss Jacob Cruz

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D.T. Cromer

was my cat

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also

nobody puts cherry in the corner

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rats

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can has an affeldt?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burton, hopefully.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I HAVE TO LEAVE

SOMEONE PLEASE DISENGAGE RALLY CAPS WHEN YOU ARE DONE USING THEM

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mom cat

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon

weird beard!

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's strange and gay?

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by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah

Pat Robertson “turned” him.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Canada Day!

(Also, that’d be strange and a gay guy’s wife)

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, I realized that after the post button had been released

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by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

i wanted to watch an episode of The Wire so I can send the disc back to Netflix

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I second that motion.

There’s still another episode of the Office on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No.

I won’t be happy until the Reds win it with a walk-off in the bottom.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We all knew this was coming

When the bases are loaded, no outs, and your 4-5-6 batters up, and you only score one run on a ground out?

Well, Junior’s gotta do what Junior’s gotta do.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does burton use some sort of Oija Board

to figure out how to fashion his facial hair?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought it was a chinstrap

to keep his hat on

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally Bear

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dad?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap

well i hope thats not it

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you want the pirates to score more?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sandy

Tonight I’m planning a very illegal beach fire. You’re all invited.

by Red Menace on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tonight?

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by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed

I have to wait until late when the island police is presumably sleeping. I want it to be a Reds walkoff victory party.

by Red Menace on Jul 1, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good news: Matt Capps will likely pitch the 10th

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes....lead off ground rule double

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thompson to pinch run? Please?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just for karma's sake

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty doesn't get it.

Patterson PR now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

If we only tie, I’d rather have Dunn’s bat still in there.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Patterson could use some good PR

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you got what you wish for

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nevermind

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

patterson running?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Capps

is the harmless thing I wanted to beat the daylights out of a thread ago

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time to get down and dirty

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Griff's a little late on the 87 MPH

ketchup!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For what it's worth

GameDay has them all at 92 (last one was 93).

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

602 more than Chris Welch

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What an idiot.

Dusty deserves to lose this game…

But not until after the Reds tie it up, then wind up scoring nothing because CP strikes out in the bottom of the 13th.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

honestly

I’d rather just win

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

someone needs to tell the crowd

just because its a flyball
doesnt mean its out

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also: bring their friends

18k audiences aren’t that much fun.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh come on, man.

If you were there and you saw the ball jump off the bat like that, you’d think the same thing.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i probably would

you got me

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP can't hit into a double play.

Hit it into the air, BP. Common.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

contact

bp lane even

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WhAT ARE YOU DOING PHILLIPS!?!?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is he doing?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hitting the run tying single

thats what

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't seen the same guy get out at second so often

since 8th grade

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Franchise delivers, and Corey Patterson is in left field.

I retract my previous statement.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um...how about some fireworks on Canada Day?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Common Joey

Celebrate Canada Day all over Matt Capps’ face

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ew

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what she said.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit...

well, at least we tied

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Corey Patterson probably gets an at-bat.

To lower his average to his weight.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is key to a Reds victory

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Extra extras tonight.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, I got to stay up late enough

to remember to pay my rent. So there’s that.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it Tackleberry!

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cancer claimed two victims

And scrambled my browser. My computer is a worthless pile of crap. Not sure why it isn’t batting leadoff.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weathers?????

COMMON!!!!! why???

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as the wolf said to the chicken that saved his life

I am a Wolf. This is my nature.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs