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Game 85: Part II

Another day, another thread, another lack of offense.

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Johnnypronto behind the plate

First!!!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM EDT   0 recs

Also

do not let in any runs.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This game is so Scottish

Bruce, Ross, McLouth, Dunn (probably). Billy Bray sounds like the name of a Highland hero.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

Bray is dealing

What did I miss? :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

about 4 "Together Agains"

Edinson was dealing about 92mph. EE got ejected for arguing

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Good idea.

PH for a decently hot Mientkiewicz with a guy hitting .176 against lefties.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

jeez, how do Pirates fans

put up with such an inane manager?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

How do we put up with Dustyevsky?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

bray is making hitter look silly

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

*hitters

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

haha

who else heard the “FUCK NO!” by that last hitter?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

1-2-3 nice job

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

it's the 8th inning

patience.

By the way, anyone else not happy that Dunn’s SEVEN walk off HRs got no play last inning? Seven is more than 5, and in less time, it would be more impressive, no?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No.

Dunn sucks.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I hate when I loose what inning it is!

Now I am on double secret probation. I cannot make fun of Dustyevsky

by CrimsonKing on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

How much was your ticket, Dunn?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

Marte

sounds like a much cooler version of Marty.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

You mean Dumbasshole Marty?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

First of all Dad

It’s “Marte,” not “Marty.” And secondly, we wouldn’t Marte with you, even if you were the last dad on earth.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So

how about those rainbow suspenders?

Just caught this one again the other night. I tried to find a picture of the Cincy-Cleveland interstate sign (when the bus does the Y-turn to avoid going to either town), but no luck.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you being sarcastic?

I don’t even know any more.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

KGJ double!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

griffey says

who says i can hit lefties?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

LET'S GOOOOO

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

Junior is not running well, Chris.....

he looks like he is running uphill vs running up a stairwell. i guess that is “well”?!?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT   0 recs

I'd prefer to mock

the Yoda-esque “running well, Griffey is” parsing that Chris did

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Tie game coming up

I’m calling it damnit.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT   0 recs

more beer!

whatchu drinking? PBR?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Straight Budweiser, holmes

16s, no less. On sale.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

NICE!!!!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT   0 recs

contact bp

contact now

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT   0 recs

ask

and ye shall receive.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

need a run some how BP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT   0 recs

thank you

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

JCH?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That would be me

He’s just jealous of my prognostication skills. Who wants the rolling cash 5 numbers? :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ken?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BP!!!!!!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

ALL TIEDS UP

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

BRANDON PHILLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

WHO OWNS?????????

I DO.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

NICE!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ketchup

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I do not need you

in order to make a triumphant post.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BETTER PETROLEUM!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

BP

BPHR!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah, they prolly shoulda pitched around Phillips

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

jch has the juice

lets torment us some Grant County women. Where dey at, bro?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT   0 recs

he be winein and dinin

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mine is about 6 feet away

On the couch. She seems terrible unimpressed at my supernatural gift.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

which supernatural gift?

prognostication or impregnation?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Both are appropriate situations to say

“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that is impressive

if it can happen from 6 ft away

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

All I'm saying is you may not want to share a drink with jch

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you drink his milkshake?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

common! continue the inning kepp

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT   0 recs

Burton and Koko in the pen....

lets get some Bucs. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT   0 recs

Who pitches for the Reds?

Burton, I would assume.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT   0 recs

I would presume Burton as well

since Livingston is still hurt

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ass+u+me

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I wa