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Game 85: Part II

Another day, another thread, another lack of offense.

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Johnnypronto behind the plate

First!!!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is so Scottish

Bruce, Ross, McLouth, Dunn (probably). Billy Bray sounds like the name of a Highland hero.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bray is dealing

What did I miss? :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

about 4 "Together Agains"

Edinson was dealing about 92mph. EE got ejected for arguing

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good idea.

PH for a decently hot Mientkiewicz with a guy hitting .176 against lefties.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jeez, how do Pirates fans

put up with such an inane manager?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do we put up with Dustyevsky?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bray is making hitter look silly

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*hitters

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

who else heard the “FUCK NO!” by that last hitter?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3 nice job

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the 8th inning

patience.

By the way, anyone else not happy that Dunn’s SEVEN walk off HRs got no play last inning? Seven is more than 5, and in less time, it would be more impressive, no?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Dunn sucks.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate when I loose what inning it is!

Now I am on double secret probation. I cannot make fun of Dustyevsky

by CrimsonKing on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How much was your ticket, Dunn?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marte

sounds like a much cooler version of Marty.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean Dumbasshole Marty?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First of all Dad

It’s “Marte,” not “Marty.” And secondly, we wouldn’t Marte with you, even if you were the last dad on earth.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

how about those rainbow suspenders?

Just caught this one again the other night. I tried to find a picture of the Cincy-Cleveland interstate sign (when the bus does the Y-turn to avoid going to either town), but no luck.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you being sarcastic?

I don’t even know any more.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KGJ double!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

griffey says

who says i can hit lefties?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S GOOOOO

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Junior is not running well, Chris.....

he looks like he is running uphill vs running up a stairwell. i guess that is “well”?!?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd prefer to mock

the Yoda-esque “running well, Griffey is” parsing that Chris did

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tie game coming up

I’m calling it damnit.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

more beer!

whatchu drinking? PBR?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Straight Budweiser, holmes

16s, no less. On sale.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NICE!!!!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

contact bp

contact now

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ask

and ye shall receive.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

need a run some how BP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JCH?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be me

He’s just jealous of my prognostication skills. Who wants the rolling cash 5 numbers? :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ken?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP!!!!!!!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ALL TIEDS UP

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRANDON PHILLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO OWNS?????????

I DO.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ketchup

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do not need you

in order to make a triumphant post.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BETTER PETROLEUM!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BP

BPHR!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, they prolly shoulda pitched around Phillips

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jch has the juice

lets torment us some Grant County women. Where dey at, bro?

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he be winein and dinin

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine is about 6 feet away

On the couch. She seems terrible unimpressed at my supernatural gift.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which supernatural gift?

prognostication or impregnation?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both are appropriate situations to say

“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is impressive

if it can happen from 6 ft away

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All I'm saying is you may not want to share a drink with jch

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you drink his milkshake?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common! continue the inning kepp

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would presume Burton as well

since Livingston is still hurt

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ass+u+me

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wrong

“We must go to Coco’s Boathouse. Now!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He must keep the fire burning

for a walk-off win in the ninth

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong wrong wrong wrong

wrong wrong wrong wroooong your wrong

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flags

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Canada Day!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

straight to (my) CoCo

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Coco, again.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

is nothing easy for this team?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

swinging at the first pitch

missing bunts, hitting game-altering homeruns in late innings.

but thats about it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play Joey Votto

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

CANADA!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, Votto.

Great throw to get the runner at 2nd.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

on the mlb.tv feed, at least

you can hear what they say on the field pretty well, which is neat.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PBF me ASAP

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

country mile

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

metric mile

eh

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross...another great play on D

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch out, perfect throw, nice tag.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

If Dusty called that … well, he was due.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he and the Pirates manager are on the same wavelength.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why doesnt wilson get run

he argued a tag call

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good point

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, nevermind

the douchebag umpire is at third base

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Becuse he was only tagged once.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't tag 2nd twice

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Echo...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

If it was at 3rd the call would have been different.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice pitch out

but he was safe

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no way

got his second foot that came in

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

deke slide

other foot snuck in

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, good defense from the Reds

I can like this team!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i can has cheezburger?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

evil genius?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you rang?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

once, twice,

three times a good play

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COMMON REDS

END THIS NOW

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sweep the leg

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Bruce says

I’ll take all of these please

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rally caps

ENGAGE

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't her (ex)husband

partly responsible for Obama getting elected to the Senate? He was the Republican opposition, then had to drop out after some philandering in Europe? Am I making this up?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is right.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know about that

but her husband is the disgraced former governor of IL.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was the one.

It came out from the divorce proceedings that he had cajoled her into going to swingers’ clubs. Lots of comments about wanting to sleep with other women when he could have slept with her were made.

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

failed top prospect with low self-esteem pitching

good beginnings…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUCE

1B

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

single

no bunt, no bunt, no bunt…

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ross is okay at bunting

so, it’s okay, for now.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a start

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lead-off single<walk-off HR

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ROSS, HIS KINSMAN

HIT IT OVER THE CLAN MCLOUTH.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIME FOR SOME ILL-TIMED BUNTING

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

do not do it

I beseech you, do not do it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I approve of this bunt

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lost track that Ross was up

still thinking JB was near the top of the order

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce with the slumpbuster

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my that is ...

you fill in the blank

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haute?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ONE OF THE FEW TIMES WHERE A BUNT IS OK

WELL DONE, ROSS THE MERCIFUL

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good bunt. good bunt.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok

common javy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is hitting for CoCo?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LLM

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard some one say today

that he has made more game ending outs than anyone else this season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

not even close

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless Bruce steals third...

And he hits a sac fly.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JoVa

not to be confused with HOVA

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"his biggest offensive plays have been like that"

well, yeah, besides those doubles last night

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SURPRISED NO COREY HERE

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that would be some hot lefty-on-lefty action

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We want the other guy who makes outs 80% of the time.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again with the LLM

at least he’s pinch hitting for the pitcher

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good lord

.197 BA pinch hitting…um, I hope thats a Hard .197

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least he isnt playing everyday

like with mccainin

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why I can't vote for him

he’d play LLM every day

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COMMON CHERRY

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss Jacob Cruz

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D.T. Cromer

was my cat

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

nobody puts cherry in the corner

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh noes

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rats

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i can has an affeldt?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Burton, hopefully.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HAVE TO LEAVE

SOMEONE PLEASE DISENGAGE RALLY CAPS WHEN YOU ARE DONE USING THEM

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mom cat

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That town's drinking water

needs to be Erin Brockovich’d.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon

weird beard!

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's strange and gay?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Pat Robertson “turned” him.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Canada Day!

(Also, that’d be strange and a gay guy’s wife)

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, I realized that after the post button had been released

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i wanted to watch an episode of The Wire so I can send the disc back to Netflix

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I second that motion.

There’s still another episode of the Office on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

I won’t be happy until the Reds win it with a walk-off in the bottom.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We all knew this was coming

When the bases are loaded, no outs, and your 4-5-6 batters up, and you only score one run on a ground out?

Well, Junior’s gotta do what Junior’s gotta do.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does burton use some sort of Oija Board

to figure out how to fashion his facial hair?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was a chinstrap

to keep his hat on

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Bear

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dad?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap

well i hope thats not it

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you want the pirates to score more?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sandy

Tonight I’m planning a very illegal beach fire. You’re all invited.

by Red Menace on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tonight?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

I have to wait until late when the island police is presumably sleeping. I want it to be a Reds walkoff victory party.

by Red Menace on Jul 1, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good news: Matt Capps will likely pitch the 10th

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

double post

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes....lead off ground rule double

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thompson to pinch run? Please?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just for karma's sake

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty doesn't get it.

Patterson PR now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

If we only tie, I’d rather have Dunn’s bat still in there.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Patterson could use some good PR

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got what you wish for

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

patterson running?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Capps

is the harmless thing I wanted to beat the daylights out of a thread ago

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to get down and dirty

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Griff's a little late on the 87 MPH

ketchup!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For what it's worth

GameDay has them all at 92 (last one was 93).

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

602 more than Chris Welch

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What an idiot.

Dusty deserves to lose this game…

But not until after the Reds tie it up, then wind up scoring nothing because CP strikes out in the bottom of the 13th.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

honestly

I’d rather just win

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

blown save opp

lets get a sac fly

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

someone needs to tell the crowd

just because its a flyball
doesnt mean its out

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

also: bring their friends

18k audiences aren’t that much fun.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on, man.

If you were there and you saw the ball jump off the bat like that, you’d think the same thing.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i probably would

you got me

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP can't hit into a double play.

Hit it into the air, BP. Common.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Warning track.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

contact

bp lane even

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WhAT ARE YOU DOING PHILLIPS!?!?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What is he doing?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hitting the run tying single

thats what

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good hustle

Wilson made a perfect throw.

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't seen the same guy get out at second so often

since 8th grade

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Franchise delivers, and Corey Patterson is in left field.

I retract my previous statement.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Um...how about some fireworks on Canada Day?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Common Joey

Celebrate Canada Day all over Matt Capps’ face

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ew

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joey ... baby

Let’s go crazy

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit...

well, at least we tied

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Corey Patterson probably gets an at-bat.

To lower his average to his weight.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is key to a Reds victory

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Extra extras tonight.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, I got to stay up late enough

to remember to pay my rent. So there’s that.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it Tackleberry!

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cancer claimed two victims

And scrambled my browser. My computer is a worthless pile of crap. Not sure why it isn’t batting leadoff.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

weathers?????

COMMON!!!!! why???

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as the wolf said to the chicken that saved his life

I am a Wolf. This is my nature.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeeeeezus

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks weather...

this guy wanted to be our closer?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now

Griffey and Karma are even

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take heed take heed of the western winds

take heed of stormy weathers.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin' Christ, Stormy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well that oughta do it

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

game over.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you have got to be kidding me

DFA!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have a feeling weathers

is in need of an mri

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dick Pole

is asking Weathers how he’s holding his extra base hits..

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well I ain't stayin up for this shit

getting up early tomorrow and relying on morning amnesia. Toodles.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 1, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Putting on my Basil Fawlty face

“Typical. This is just… typical!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Weathers.

Because we wanted to stay up to see you do this shit.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't we trade this asshole?

Some teams really think he’s good, don’t they? Why can’t we dump him before he does any more damage?

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We couldn't even trade Scott Hatteberg

Weathers has to be a tougher sell

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

before tonight his ERA was 3.66

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm ...

have you seen his FIP? 5.13!!!

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade him to Seattle

They don’t believe in FIP.

by Nick Papageorgio on Jul 1, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My point is that somebody will see that and think he has value

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you're right

My multiple exclamation points were supposed to be self-mocking.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking closer

He has a few years running of a sub-4 ERA in a hitter’s park. It’s certainly conceivable that someone will roll the dice on him.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

relief pitching is so unpredictable anyway

I don’t doubt that he will be traded for a mediocre prospect if the Reds management ever finally gives up on the season.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should have some extra value

as a Type B. He was classified as an A at the end of last year.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true

His ERA at home last year was 4.28.

On the road it was 2.87, but I imagine some of those parks were hitters parks too.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was saying

that he’s had an overall ERA of under 4 while pitching more than half of the time in a hitter’s park.

by ken on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just prove how pointless ERA is in that split

Opposing hitters were hitting .233 at GABP and .234 on the road.

After looking at the splits, I’d say the most telling stat for Weathers is . . . yes, his W-L record. 2-6. I think that sums up David Weathers. For someone who knows how to win, he sure sucks at it.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs