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Reds at Marlins, Thread 2

So far Griffey has hit his 600th homer and Hairston has broken his thumb.

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Foist.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean...

S. Eva Foist, J.D.?

by Gray on Jun 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Paul

Juris Doctor isn’t paying attention

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's how people in New Jersey say it.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hova up with sacks jacked

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What is with all this HBP nonsense?

Volquez needs to throw at Ramirez or Uggla now.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait he isnt Latin American either

on the weekdays they must go after anyone.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 9, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Householder

I liked the Lofton idea.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. I like it too.

It means that Dusty can always have his CF batting leadoff, and it won’t actually hurt the team.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patterson will play

The Fates seem to be with Dusty on this one

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing how Patterson keeps finding his way back into the lineup

like some cockroach that survives the nuclear winter

by bengalred on Jun 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sort of like having some Eight Ball in the fridge.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that poor, beautiful horse

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's in a better place

A Hebrew National package.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She Answers to a Higher Authority

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah crap.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

600 ball

The marlins announcers said the guy who caught the ball told the Reds officials that he wasn’t going to give them his name, and if they want to contact him, they can contact the Marlins. Says he “has plans.”

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what a putz

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's fucking stupid.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK...

I wasn’t going to call him a jerk until this detail emerged, because it’s his ball, and he should do what he wants with it.

If you got a ball like that, you would at least think of selling it, particularly if you’ve got four hungry children and a crop in the fields.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a business man

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a smart young man

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well...

Volquez had a no hitter.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have no clue who we call up

there’s no infielder on the 40-man, so we’re gonna have to waste someone’s option or go without a backup SS for a week. My guess is Luis Bolivar, because it doesnt really matter if they waste an option on him, or maybe Chris Valaika, who’s just starting to hit in Chattanooga.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Gil

I think he came up with Ari (so Thom will know plenty) as a SS with a 70 arm. I know he has been in the OF in Louie but is there a chance?

by kennythered on Jun 9, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure

as much as anyone

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Does he still play any SS?

by kennythered on Jun 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more than hairston did before he took over the spot

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't I read that Gil was put on the suspended list?

What about Andy Green? Is he any good at SS?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gil is active again

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but...

...they might not want to reward him by calling him up if he was a bad boy.

Or is it only the Yankees who think that way?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's only the Yankess who can afford to think that way

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Jerry, you've been a dirty birdie."

/wedges 4X4 between Gil’s ankles
/readies the sledge hammer for a hobbling

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm wondering what he did to get on The List

Bronson Sardinha was released by the Mariners for something he did that landed him on the suspended list. He won’t say what it was, except that it was “a mistake off the field.” Apparently, the Rainiers were playing in Fresno, and they just left him behind there.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess the Demographic

The Marlins have “Benihana Thursdays”

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ham and Eggers.

Benihana is a really classy place.

Even better than Red Lobster!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Fay's blog, I had to point this out
Jerry Hairston Jr. injured his thumb sliding into second in the first inning and was taken out of the game. He’s being recognized.

Recognized, John?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kind of a rough slide at 2nd there

janish was limping slightly

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good

Cuz we’ve got shortstops to spare.

Even Red Reporter’s shortstop is out of action!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he got called up...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Iz can haz nxet avalable flites to Flordia?"

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a Bush league slide.

He stuck his legs out to trip Janish instead of sliding into him.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave it to Jacque Jones

To come up hacking at a pitcher who is having control problems.

Could you imagine an outfield with both Patterson and Jones in it?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They were on the cover of last month's "Dustler"

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[shudder]

Wait, where’d that fistband g… OH MY GOD!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who else thinks

dusty is asking c-pat how he feels about playing SS?

by thedecline19 on Jun 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit...

two runs in

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez

NOW Hermida gets a hit.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Volquez loves unearned runs.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that has to be an error

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh jeses christ

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

base hit

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's crap.

The ball was hit right at Votto, and he gives it the matador.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope dusty calls the press box to complain

not that visiting managers have a lot of clout

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marty said Votto didnt touch it

If he didnt touch it they can not call it an error, can they

by CrimsonKing on Jun 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was hit right at him.

It’s all at the discretion of the official scorer.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit, Votto.

His defense is really sucking. and it costs runs every time.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

in his defense (sort of)

it looked like he might have been shielded momentarily

but he still should have caught it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The official scorer is a dillweed.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

because they score everything a hit

they are worse than the old Cubs guy who never gave Sandberg an error unless there was just no way around it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not walk Cantu

And put the tying run at the plate.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Single

Cantu is a nemesis.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would take him out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

with a broken bottle

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

Another run in.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now get some freakin runs

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

34 pitches that inning

and I was beginning to worry he might make it thru/into the 8th for once.

by bengalred on Jun 9, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

maybe one more inning

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP, hacking

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Three swings, no contact

The catcher thanks you for the breeze, BP.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn still beating up Treanor

anyone else finding this amusing?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Todd Trainor > Matt Treanor

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and finding that nasty curve

far less amusing?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this game is starting to annoy me

The Reds can not afford to let this slip away

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Halfway there.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge inning for Volquez

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prefontaine syndrome

Going all out from the very start leaves you prone to fatigue and vulnerable to horrendous car crashes.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my

we need a shortstop

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this kid is just not ready

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was on Janish, not Votto

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the throw could have been better

but I’m blaming Joey for that one

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad throw

actually a very weak throw

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop it, Votto, you fucking hoser.

That’s an error for Janish and all 3 of Volkie’s ERs.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincoln is up

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOHICA warning

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOHICA

Edinson’s not going to make it through this inning.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm scairt of their Ross

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i iz

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was gone

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

Can we kill Cody Ross, please?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we can trade for him again

he’s sure to start sucking then

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not sure if you can judge a man by his goatee

but….

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Denorfia

Has the weirdest facial hair.

Though maybe he’s had to shave it off, since he’s back in the minors.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to twist one boys

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a double play

we used to call it “twisting one”

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

Never heard that one before. Too much time spent reading boob’s old signature had me thinking of Billy Beane’s nipples.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost…
there…

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I can’t believe he got out of that.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone warming in the pen?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lincoln was

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone notice the love affair that Marty has with Janish?

He can do no wrong, according to him Votto should have had the error on the throw from Janish.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

Man Mountain said the same thing.

Janish has a reputation for having a great glove, so maybe that’s influencing Marty’s view.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edwin Encarnacion grew up admiring Neifi Perez

Well that’s your problem right there, sir.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that literally made me gasp

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you cody ross fuck you cody ross

btw: fuck you cody ross.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto was thisssssss close

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

angels fan here

just wanted to stop by real quick and offer my congrats to Junior Griff on his 600th bomb…....lord knows i’ve seen him do that to my favorite team numerous times…....Congrats JR!

i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!

by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

Hopefully you can see him do it against your team again in the World Series.

...If he gets traded to a contender.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or FOR your team

BRef has Gary Matthews as the Angels DH.

So here’s us at RR batting our eyes at Chaownessdgsdg Figgins.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Very sporting of you.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no prob

its easy to like a guy like Jr even if he plays for a rival…....he plays the game the right way and has the sweetest swing these eyes have ever seen

i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!

by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

amen brother

Hang out for a while if you want, we are pretty harmless to strangers (other than Cub fans and an occasional Indians buffoon)

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

appreciate the gesture.......

but halos game is bout to kick off so im headed back home (so to speak) good luck with the rest of your game…....looks like you’re well on your way to a win.

i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!

by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope so

but have you met our bullpen?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, fingers crossed

Again, thanks for the note, and good luck to the team that doesn’t play the Dodger Way. Hope you win tonight too.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very cool

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still don't understand

why we can’t double-switch the catcher out in these situations.

by Gray on Jun 9, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

because:

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would we want to do that?

After the good money they paid the catcher witch.

Speaking of which, Chad Moeller seems to have been making his payments. A very clutch HBP today.

He came in as a pinch-runner. (!)

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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jared Burton is the bee's knees.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"The bee's knees"
A bee’s “corbiculae”, or pollen-baskets, are located on its
tibiae (midsegments of its legs). The phrase “the bee’s knees”,
meaning “the height of excellence”, became popular in the U.S. in
the 1920s, along with “the cat’s whiskers” (possibly from the use
of these in radio crystal sets), “the cat’s pajamas” (pyjamas were
still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases which made less
sense and didn’t endure: “the eel’s ankle”, “the elephant’s
instep”, “the snake’s hip”. Stories in circulation about the
phrase’s origin include: “b’s and e’s”, short for “be-alls and
end-alls”; and a corruption of “business”.

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jared Burton is the height of excellence.

I like that much better.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think Burton will hit for himself?

I say he should. An dusty just may agree.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job by Burton

his best performance since “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet you were thinking of "Becket"

Burton, O’Toole

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul Scofield

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Lincoln

I can’t figure out how Burton ever got ready. I only saw Lincoln and Bray up in the pen, and then Jared came in. (Dusty went to Jared!)

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Up by three, pitcher doing well...

and you hit for him? With Andy Phillips?

by Gray on Jun 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bad base running by Janish

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

walking Jr again

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Andre Dawson

The Hawk!

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How did Janish get to 2B?

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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday sez:

Fielding error by Cantu.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks :-P

What kind of fielding error?

Should he have gotten to 3B?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hit a ball by Cantu

2 base error

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by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did you say it was bad baserunning?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

on Bruce's fly ball

he should have been tagging

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

Guess Gameday’s lagging. As usual.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Psshhhht....

That was a bomb by Jacobs.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

another bomb hit by Florida

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

another bong hit in Florida

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

South Florida no less

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From the fay:
In time for Tuesday’s 7:10 p.m. game against the Cardinals, the Reds will hang a 54-foot banner at the Crosley Terrace entrance of Great American Ball Park saluting Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th career home run.

All fans attending the Tuesday, June 17 game against the Dodgers (7:10 p.m. ET) will receive a poster, presented by Toyota, commemorating the historic homer.

by Gray on Jun 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are we gonna hang a banner at RR?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great idea

probably need one of those with Super powers to post it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for those interested

This download torrent has all the songs featured on Yacht Rock with well-interspersed quotes from the series.

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3567735/Yacht_Rock_Soundtrack.rar

by Red Menace on Jun 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm telling you

Dusty’s setting up Patterson for the 11th inning sacrifice bunt.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that he will pop foul

with no one on

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terriffic

David Weathers to face Babe Ruth.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The good news is

Weathers is contractually bound to walk the first batter he faces

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh tying run at the plate

and it is Cody freakin Ross

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, so.

We avoided a double switch for this shit?

by Gray on Jun 9, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why not Cordero here?

oh wait, never mind

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does Baker have an aversion to make Burton the setup man?

Just do it, he is the setup guy..he should be pitching now.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT's the picture I was looking for earlier

muchos gracias, sierra hombre.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is it!

Your back’s to the corner!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You said that maybe it's over

Not if you don’t want it to be. For once in your life, here’s your miracle. Stand up and fight!

This is it!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see you Cody

that was a great pitch by Weathers

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

phew

he’s ejected…we have a chance at pulling this game out now.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why was he ejected?

Arguing the call?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see below

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

and using all sorts of naughty language to do it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it a strike?

it looks inside on Gameday, for what that is worth.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it was

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it was a strike

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooohhhh

he said the f word

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, apparently that's one of the magic words.

According to Grande.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"friend?"

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To me, coming from you

“Friend” is a four letter word.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"the flag goes down"

the fans get up and they get out of town

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"fistband"

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross ejected!

Now we may have a chance?

by Gray on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was unexpected.

Well, Cody delivered a bomb, even if it was an F-bomb.

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo

nice catch by Bruce

of course Ryan Freel would have dove over that mother!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

H TO THE IZZ-O! V TO THE IZZ-A!

OH MY GOD THAT PLAY WAS AWESOME.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fine play, young man!

And he didn’t even kick an old lady in the face like Freel!

by Brian B on Jun 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jay

he’s a hustla homie

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully one day...

he’ll have us all throwing up that dynasty sign

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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