Reds at Marlins, Thread 2
So far Griffey has hit his 600th homer and Hairston has broken his thumb.
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Foist.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
It's how people in New Jersey say it.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What is with all this HBP nonsense?
Volquez needs to throw at Ramirez or Uggla now.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
Wait he isnt Latin American either
on the weekdays they must go after anyone.
Yeah. I like it too.
It means that Dusty can always have his CF batting leadoff, and it won’t actually hurt the team.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Patterson will play
The Fates seem to be with Dusty on this one
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Amazing how Patterson keeps finding his way back into the lineup
like some cockroach that survives the nuclear winter
Sort of like having some Eight Ball in the fridge.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah crap.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
600 ball
The marlins announcers said the guy who caught the ball told the Reds officials that he wasn’t going to give them his name, and if they want to contact him, they can contact the Marlins. Says he “has plans.”
That's fucking stupid.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
OK...
I wasn’t going to call him a jerk until this detail emerged, because it’s his ball, and he should do what he wants with it.
If you got a ball like that, you would at least think of selling it, particularly if you’ve got four hungry children and a crop in the fields.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm, maybe I don't want that leading off after all.
Or maybe he just does that when there are runners on base . . .
He still managed to take an 0-2 count to 7 pitches.
That is a ‘professional at bat’‘
Oh well...
Volquez had a no hitter.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
i have no clue who we call up
there’s no infielder on the 40-man, so we’re gonna have to waste someone’s option or go without a backup SS for a week. My guess is Luis Bolivar, because it doesnt really matter if they waste an option on him, or maybe Chris Valaika, who’s just starting to hit in Chattanooga.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Jerry Gil
I think he came up with Ari (so Thom will know plenty) as a SS with a 70 arm. I know he has been in the OF in Louie but is there a chance?
more than hairston did before he took over the spot
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Didn't I read that Gil was put on the suspended list?
What about Andy Green? Is he any good at SS?
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Those Colecos will rust right up on you
No, Gil finish the sale, finish the sale
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but...
...they might not want to reward him by calling him up if he was a bad boy.
Or is it only the Yankees who think that way?
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it's only the Yankess who can afford to think that way
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
"Jerry, you've been a dirty birdie."
/wedges 4X4 between Gil’s ankles
/readies the sledge hammer for a hobbling
I'm wondering what he did to get on The List
Bronson Sardinha was released by the Mariners for something he did that landed him on the suspended list. He won’t say what it was, except that it was “a mistake off the field.” Apparently, the Rainiers were playing in Fresno, and they just left him behind there.
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Guess the Demographic
The Marlins have “Benihana Thursdays”
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Ham and Eggers.
Benihana is a really classy place.
Even better than Red Lobster!
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
From Fay's blog, I had to point this out
Jerry Hairston Jr. injured his thumb sliding into second in the first inning and was taken out of the game. He’s being recognized.
Recognized, John?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Maybe he got called up...
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Leave it to Jacque Jones
To come up hacking at a pitcher who is having control problems.
Could you imagine an outfield with both Patterson and Jones in it?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
They were on the cover of last month's "Dustler"
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
That was my first inclination as well.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you maybe call up Matt Kata
at least has MLB experience. He has a little ss background and you do not have to worry about options that way.
well that is a minor technicality.
i thought he was. my mistake
Details.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess Voltron thought it was too easy earlier
Now wants to get outs with the bases loaded
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 9, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
i hope dusty calls the press box to complain
not that visiting managers have a lot of clout
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Marty said Votto didnt touch it
If he didnt touch it they can not call it an error, can they
It was hit right at him.
It’s all at the discretion of the official scorer.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
in his defense (sort of)
it looked like he might have been shielded momentarily
but he still should have caught it
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
because they score everything a hit
they are worse than the old Cubs guy who never gave Sandberg an error unless there was just no way around it
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Do not walk Cantu
And put the tying run at the plate.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Crap.
Another run in.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn still beating up Treanor
anyone else finding this amusing?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
and finding that nasty curve
far less amusing?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
this game is starting to annoy me
The Reds can not afford to let this slip away
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Halfway there.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Prefontaine syndrome
Going all out from the very start leaves you prone to fatigue and vulnerable to horrendous car crashes.
the throw could have been better
but I’m blaming Joey for that one
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Stop it, Votto, you fucking hoser.
That’s an error for Janish and all 3 of Volkie’s ERs.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I'm scairt of their Ross
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Holy shit.
Can we kill Cody Ross, please?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
we can trade for him again
he’s sure to start sucking then
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
how strong is his love of lolcats and Jesus?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 9, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not sure if you can judge a man by his goatee
but….
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Chris Denorfia
Has the weirdest facial hair.

Though maybe he’s had to shave it off, since he’s back in the minors.
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Huh
Never heard that one before. Too much time spent reading boob’s old signature had me thinking of Billy Beane’s nipples.
Wow.
I can’t believe he got out of that.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
anyone warming in the pen?
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Has anyone notice the love affair that Marty has with Janish?
He can do no wrong, according to him Votto should have had the error on the throw from Janish.
Well
Man Mountain said the same thing.
Janish has a reputation for having a great glove, so maybe that’s influencing Marty’s view.
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Edwin Encarnacion grew up admiring Neifi Perez
Well that’s your problem right there, sir.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
fuck you cody ross fuck you cody ross
btw: fuck you cody ross.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
angels fan here
just wanted to stop by real quick and offer my congrats to Junior Griff on his 600th bomb…....lord knows i’ve seen him do that to my favorite team numerous times…....Congrats JR!
i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks!
Hopefully you can see him do it against your team again in the World Series.
...If he gets traded to a contender.
or FOR your team
BRef has Gary Matthews as the Angels DH.
So here’s us at RR batting our eyes at Chaownessdgsdg Figgins.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
figgy's missed alot of time this year........cant stay healthy.........and lord knows we need him back in the lineup
i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks
Very sporting of you.
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no prob
its easy to like a guy like Jr even if he plays for a rival…....he plays the game the right way and has the sweetest swing these eyes have ever seen
i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
amen brother
Hang out for a while if you want, we are pretty harmless to strangers (other than Cub fans and an occasional Indians buffoon)
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
appreciate the gesture.......
but halos game is bout to kick off so im headed back home (so to speak) good luck with the rest of your game…....looks like you’re well on your way to a win.
i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, fingers crossed
Again, thanks for the note, and good luck to the team that doesn’t play the Dodger Way. Hope you win tonight too.
If Bako is out here, I bet you a million internet dollars
Volquez goes out next inning.
Why would we want to do that?
After the good money they paid the catcher witch.
Speaking of which, Chad Moeller seems to have been making his payments. A very clutch HBP today.
He came in as a pinch-runner. (!)
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"The bee's knees"
A bee’s “corbiculae”, or pollen-baskets, are located on its
tibiae (midsegments of its legs). The phrase “the bee’s knees”,
meaning “the height of excellence”, became popular in the U.S. in
the 1920s, along with “the cat’s whiskers” (possibly from the use
of these in radio crystal sets), “the cat’s pajamas” (pyjamas were
still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases which made less
sense and didn’t endure: “the eel’s ankle”, “the elephant’s
instep”, “the snake’s hip”. Stories in circulation about the
phrase’s origin include: “b’s and e’s”, short for “be-alls and
end-alls”; and a corruption of “business”.
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Jared Burton is the height of excellence.
I like that much better.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
nice job by Burton
his best performance since “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I bet you were thinking of "Becket"
Burton, O’Toole
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Or Lincoln
I can’t figure out how Burton ever got ready. I only saw Lincoln and Bray up in the pen, and then Jared came in. (Dusty went to Jared!)
How did Janish get to 2B?
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Thanks :-P
What kind of fielding error?
Should he have gotten to 3B?
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Why did you say it was bad baserunning?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
thanks
Guess Gameday’s lagging. As usual.
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Psshhhht....
That was a bomb by Jacobs.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
From the fay:
In time for Tuesday’s 7:10 p.m. game against the Cardinals, the Reds will hang a 54-foot banner at the Crosley Terrace entrance of Great American Ball Park saluting Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th career home run.All fans attending the Tuesday, June 17 game against the Dodgers (7:10 p.m. ET) will receive a poster, presented by Toyota, commemorating the historic homer.
Are we gonna hang a banner at RR?
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for those interested
This download torrent has all the songs featured on Yacht Rock with well-interspersed quotes from the series.
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3567735/Yacht_Rock_Soundtrack.rar
The good news is
Weathers is contractually bound to walk the first batter he faces
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Why does Baker have an aversion to make Burton the setup man?
Just do it, he is the setup guy..he should be pitching now.
THAT's the picture I was looking for earlier
muchos gracias, sierra hombre.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
You said that maybe it's over
Not if you don’t want it to be. For once in your life, here’s your miracle. Stand up and fight!
This is it!
phew
he’s ejected…we have a chance at pulling this game out now.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
why was he ejected?
Arguing the call?
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yep
and using all sorts of naughty language to do it.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
was it a strike?
it looks inside on Gameday, for what that is worth.
No, apparently that's one of the magic words.
According to Grande.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
"the flag goes down"
the fans get up and they get out of town
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
by Man Mountain on Jun 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
woo hoo
nice catch by Bruce
of course Ryan Freel would have dove over that mother!!
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
H TO THE IZZ-O! V TO THE IZZ-A!
OH MY GOD THAT PLAY WAS AWESOME.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
hopefully one day...
he’ll have us all throwing up that dynasty sign
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

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