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Game 61: Reds at Phillies

Cincinnati Reds at Philadelphia Phillies, Jun 5, 2008 1:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Thursday, Jun 5, 2008, 1:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Homer Bailey vs Cole Hamels

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Homer Bailey
0-0 0.00 0.00 0
0



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Cole Hamels 5-4 3.73 1.11 69 23


I hope everyone enjoys Homer's only start before his inevitable MRI.  Remember: Win=Happy.  Lose=Sad.  Homer Pitching = Dire Circumstances.

Let's get a split!

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Fist.

Lineup per the Fay:

Lineup:

Jerry Hairston Jr. CF

Jay Bruce LF

Griffey RF

Brandon Phillips 2B

Joey Votto 1B

Edwin Encarnacion 3B

Paul Janish SS

David Ross C

HOmer Bailey P

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Griffey playing in a getaway lineup? Now I've seen everything!

No Patterson, but no Dunn. Hmm.

I really want Griffey to hit #600 today, so we can put that whole argument of “Was he trying to delay it?” behind us.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Adam Dunn

Dustbag subbed in Janish for defensive purposes in advance, so he wouldn’t get criticized for taking Dunn out for defensive purposes.

Not really, but the actual reason (per the Fay) is even worse:

-It’s a day off for Adam Dunn. “I can see him winding down little bit,” Dusty Baker said. “I remember Ted Williams saying after you’re extremely hot for a long period of time - like Dunn was for the month of May—you’ll have a down period because you get physically worn out from running the bases. . . Plus, he’s 1-for-8 with five punchouts against Hamels. It’s a perfect time. Getting Junior back, both of them aren’t out at the same time.”

Dunn is apparently too tired to play on the getaway day because he’s been running the bases too much.

I don’t know about you guys, but I think Dunn has been mostly trotting around the bases lately.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn's been on base in 21 straight games

winding down indeed

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the 1-8 with 5Ks off Hamels

I think I would probably pinch hit Juan Casto for him there.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

God Forbid

Griffey and Dunn ever start at the same time again. And I’m a wee bit skeptical if Ted Williams ever complained about running the bases… I am excited though, as this’ll be the first game I can follow on the radio all season. Best part about Ohio, IMO.

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 5, 2008 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

As anyone can tell you

Its hard to argue with a sample size of 8. There’s some solid numbers there to build an argument on Dusty.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jun 5, 2008 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he read it sideways

and thought Dunn was 1-over-infinity against Hamels.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the (few) posters on the Good Phight

is named Whole Camels. That always makes me chuckle.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

'sup brendan?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone a little nervous about Bailey

and what will happen?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jun 5, 2008 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Johnny is

But I’m not. Time for Homeboy to figure it out, and it may as well be in the majors at this point.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on Jun 5, 2008 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd like to know johnnypronto's thoughts about him

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a CG shutout

to shut him up permanently (although I suppose he’d complain about Bailey blowing his arm out… maybe 6IP 1ER?)

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 5, 2008 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am pretty sure he will be a good pitcher in time

I think he will be a frustrating pitcher in the short term, with flashes of brilliance followed by 2.2 inning outtings. You know like most young pitchers.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jun 5, 2008 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me try.

We’re going to lose today. I can say with 10000% certainty.

Cole Hamels is unstoppable. He will fart in our general direction. He will say that the Reds’ mothers were hamsters, and our fathers smelled of elderberries. We will have no choice but to run away.

Homer needs an MRI. That is why he can’t get anyone out at AAA, and he won’t be able to get any of the Phillies out today.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

In addition...

We should get Jason LaRue back, because he is French, since we will want him to represent the Reds in a surrender before the first pitch is thrown.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would prefer to see Rheal Cormier

He has kind of a shared history between the the Thrillies and the Reds.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. But of course.

Cormier sucked a lot worse than La Whiff too.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the winter, Homer was forced to eat Johnnypronto

and there was much rejoicing.

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm nervous

All Pronto’s asininity aside, Homer’s had his struggles this season in L’ville. And he’s facing a lineup that seen him before and hit him hard. I think his calling up made sense given the circs, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see him get knocked around. Plus he’s not getting the ideal lineup today in terms of run support.

Ultimately, today won’t mean much one way or another. Homer’s goal should be to earn his spot in the major league rotation by keeping his walks down and keeping runners who reach from moving into scoring position.

If Homer can be a legit major league pitcher, then the Reds’ quest to build a playoff contender will be a lot easier. /ESPN featured comment

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

In case you didn't hear

Danny Herrera was sent down to make room for Homer.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard

you talk in your sleep

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hear the secrets that I keep?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like 10010100110110010101001

Don’t hate me!

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha, I get it

I’m a nerd. HA!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sup johnny?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know chillin at the casa

Unfortunately, I think I made a bad mistake and probably will have a job next week.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

what will you be doing?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know...

i lived in lexington for most of my life, but i’ve never been to keeneland

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats deplorable

Keeneland is a lexington institution. You get dressed up, get trashed and occasionally look at a horse. If you are unlucky like several of my friends, you fall down and get a PI

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't like horse racing...

so i’ve never had the desire to go…

there are other places to get drunk :-)

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the races, right?

/indiana

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe i just don't like racing

because i’ve got no desire to go to a car race either

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a good experience

Also, I have a personal connection to keeneland as my great great uncle built it

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the Sex and the City premier

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you see it yet?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have to see it; I lived it.

points?

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes you did, Willie

Yes you did

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just occurred to me

that that quote may also be from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

Pee Wee Herman = Willie Mays

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was actually Pee Wee Reese

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sister Ray

lasts longer than Danny Ray, apparently.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Sugar Ray

Although, unlike Sugar Ray, Danny Ray will be back soon.

“We didn’t want to send him out,” Baker said. “It was numbers. We didn’t call him up for an experiment. They told us he could get people out and he was fearless.”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet FSN Ohio is real Glad Jr.

is going for 600 today, since the game isnt going to be on TV

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Waltz Business Systems no longer believes the whole world is smiling at them

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those without TV

MLB.TV is giving a Free 5 day trial. You do have to enter a credit card, but if you cancel before the 5 days are up you won’t be charged.

Im signing up now

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't do that, if I were you...

They will probably put you on the “auto renew” list, and renew you at the start of next season, no matter whether you cancel or not.

Just ask BubbaFan how ethical they are over at MLB.TV.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

there is a box that asks if you want to auto renew and I said no.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that probably doesn't mean anything

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's sort of like the box on some tax forms...

That says “check if blind.”

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like a "Do Not Resuscitate" box

Doctors don’t make money from dead patients. Besides the contents of their wallets, and the occasional gold filling.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

now they say the game is blacked out

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they've got you in the system now

mwuahahahaha

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Resistance is futile.

Prepare to be assimilated.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, they used to base it on whatever information was in your profile.

So you could change it to suit your needs. But now it’s recognizes your location and shit.

Try a proxy?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jun 5, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

but how is it blacked out? It is a out of market game

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

im in louisville. the game is sold out and in philadelphia. so im on the phone with their cistomer service now

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Located in India, of course)

Frankfort is the capital of Kentucky, isn’t it?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on how you look at it

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what they're trained to say now...

In order to make you feel like you’re talking to someone in the United States.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha that button is bullshit.

they renew me automatically all the time.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jun 5, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes 2 and 3 times a week

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i second that don't do it

coming from someone who was charged four times in one month, among many other problems with them.

by Daedalus on Jun 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warning

I would have 0% confidence that MLB.TV will let you cancel the charge, or that they employ anyone who would know how to do that.

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks man

me too

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I would condone this, but

there is a thing called tvants…and a really good website that can be found…that shows ways…that well…you do the math.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 5, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My question is...

Is there any merit to dangling Homer as trade bait if he comes up and pitches well, provided the offers we get are worth it. I get the feeling that Homer is very highly regarded outside the organization and with the recent success of Thompson, does that make Homer expendable?

"Here's to you, Mr. Ceremonial First First Pitch Thrower Outer"

by jmgard6 on Jun 5, 2008 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

young promising pitchers should rarely be expendable, IMO

Not that they shouldn’t trade him, but they better be getting someone to replace Dunn/Griffey in the deal. I would not consider Thompson a sure thing at this point either. I’d feel much better having 6 pitchers for 5 spots next year.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course there's merit

It all depends on what offers we get. What “worth it” means.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty and Dusty said they didn't see a time out on BP's attempted steal of 3rd and Home last night

The replay clearly shows the umpire right in front of Phillips holding his hands up to say “Time out.” Am I wrong about this?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them

What do your ears tell you, Slyde? That’s the Dusty way.

“What did it sound like, Bish?” If you’re like me, and just watched “Sneakers” the other day, that might make sense to you.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

good movie

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the ump at 2nd clearly called time

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that it wasn't fun to watch

just that I thought it was obvious that time had been called.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure you did

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've now started my fight with buffalo wild wings to get this game on tv

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I could go to BWW for the game

Stupid work.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on Jun 5, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cherry goes down swinging to start us off

stupid Homer!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce grounds out

Homer sucks today!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Griffey grounds out

this one’s over.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is bruce

like 0 for his last thousand?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs to be sent down, it is obvious that he has been figured out.

I predict that he might even lose 100 points on his batting average this year

by CrimsonKing on Jun 5, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sup peoples?

It has been too long since I game-threaded with you all.

Let’s go Homeboy.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jun 5, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That was it

that was the high point

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh...

Jimmy Rollins just grounded out to first.

All is lost!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

did he get a cat scan?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no

If you look at the Doppler radar there is an accumulation of clouds over homers head. Outlook is not good today

by CrimsonKing on Jun 5, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not on GameDay.

I’ve found Yahoo! Sports to be pretty reliable, mainly because it is simple and doesn’t have a lot of graphics.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep Rollins, Rollins, Rollins - WHAT!

He can swing at the first pitch and get out too. So CoPat = 2007 NL MVP.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he doesn't get a vote i'm gonna be pissed

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

GameDayAudio is at least 10 seconds behind GameDay.

Consider yourself lucky.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Eight pitches.

That is five more than the minimum to get three outs.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the Phillies alternate home unis

solid off-white

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

As I said above, that is five pitches more than the minimum.

To get through an inning. That is simply unacceptable.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best possible scenario

Bailey and Bruce get in a battle of one-upsmanship to win the affections of andromache.

Profit!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am so down with that.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jun 5, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if that doesn't happen...

there is always boobs’s couch

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer out of the first in 8 pitches?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/pronto’d

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

why does gameday suck in Philly

Homer’s fastball really is not at 88 mph is it?

by CrimsonKing on Jun 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

If it is...

(and I’m serious this time), he needs an MRI.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not.

We can assume that it’s at least 20 mph off. 108 MPH fastballs, fuck yeah!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

91-93

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's lazy

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's about right.

Probably see it touch 94-95 in the next inning or two.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly

It usually took him an inning or so to really warm up last year, and he would get better as the game progressed. I’ll take that today.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Show me on the radar where he touched you...

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 pitches for Homer

Sets down Rollins, Victorino at home and abroad, and Chutley.

This is my pitching prospect, with whom I am well-pleased.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hacking on the road again

I wonder if this is a trend.

Hey, Slyde! Slyde!!! The meatloaf! We want it!

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds like an interesting topic to look at

I’ll check it out tomorrow, or tonight.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the contact hitting graphs

is there anything to indicate about GIDP. Brandon does this a lot and im sure its because he swings at everything but is there any data to show that they happen when the pitch is generally low or away or whatever?

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can look

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

double post!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go

2nd & 3rd.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

EEE walks.

There goes the perfect game. Hamels still has a no-hitter though. NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

(getting it out of the way early today)

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

good job...

but janish had already doubled

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, asshole

GDAudio has issues.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no problem...

how’d you know the pet name chan calls me?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now Janish broke up the no-no.

He still has a shutout though, so the game is still lost.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yawn, double

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

They're still asleep in India.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh he is indian for sure

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you let him know you are transcribing your conversation

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that you are putting the conversation to other use or rebroadcast...

Which is strictly prohibited by Major League Baseball.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should ask him what the capital of India is.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indiapolis

right?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are you?

and why are you stealing my jokes?

there are funnier people on the blog ya know

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he says i cant get reds games on mlb.tv ever

because fsn owns the rights to every game, even the ones they dont televise. so when they dont feel like showing it, im fucked. even though i live in louisville

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why i don't have extra innings...

it’s a stupid service unless you live across the country from your team

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

or riding elephants

I have a friend from Bangladesh who told me that some guys walk around with elephants and sit them in peoples driveways so the owners have to pay them to leave. So that might be one of my new life goals.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't think sellouts were a factor for mlb broadcasts

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda awkward with you both being here today

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if you go away again?

it’s just so hard to trust you

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everytime you go away...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty doesn't think anybody on the team has a bigger heart than Danny Ray

I thought have a big heart was considered a health issue. Especially for someone as small as DR

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Heartrera?

I don’t think Heart had a bigger hit than “Majewski Man.”

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

we squeaked through another inning

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

But all is lost. No strikeouts.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

TSJ!!

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Good play?

Marty and Hal McCoy were babbling about the weather and yelling at kids to get off their porch.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah.

tough throw

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it a bit late for the mlb.tv

“when is manny gonna hit 500 commercials”?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jun 5, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

peyton manning is the only one with 500 commercials

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the jukebox at buffalo wild wings...

i’m getting everclear right now…

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah it's the one about how rough his childhood was

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or as i like to call it

every everclear song

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's buffett

and that’s not really his song….

he just makes money on the merchandise

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but buffets are delicious

I was in target the other day and there was a margaritaville blender for like $90. Come on Jimmy lower your prices.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

when it first came out and was website only

it was 200…

so he did!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha...well

My MLB.TV will be getting cancelled today after I listen to the game on gameday audio for free

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty is calling all of Griffey's ABs

I guess they don’t want Brantley butchering an historic call.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

griffey requested it

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geki is pissed

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary Matthews on the call for the Phillies

taking time off from solving crimes with Jeannie and Corry Anders

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Double Post!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

double post!

close so close

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

damn close. He hammered that ball

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know?

do you mean to tell me this thing is on television… somewhere?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I googled it

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs

did you get a live voice yet?

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just got off the phone

all in all it wasnt a terribly painful process. talked to 2 people, both were helpful. a little too much red tape, but as long as im cancelled as they said i am, it all added up to a 30-minute waste of time

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't understand why baseball doesn't want you to be able to watch games

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

im gonna cancel

after the game so i can listen to the audio atleast.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted to post something about what the press here is saying about Volquez today

but it seems that the wagons complete domination of opposing teams has become common place. There were a few articles that gave the basic details about the game here but nothing special.

They did broadcast the game on local tv last night and I caught the end at my local colmado.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jun 5, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh...

There went the no hitter for Homer.

All is lost.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It's over.

Phillies winning by default, 0-0

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit

they just turned the yankees game on the big screen

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

of course they did

The yankees are the best team ever and BDubs laughs at your cincinnati reds

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 5, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have to watch the reds on the mix channel anyway

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean, you DON'T want to watch the Yankees?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

Aren’t you IN Cincinnati or it’s immediate environs?

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am ten miles south of cincinnati

being treated to the yankees

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

people are sheep

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brantley:

“Ruiz not the speediest of catchers. Then again, how many catchers are?”

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll go with one

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Hamels don't hurt 'em

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You've been saving that one, right?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it did occur to me earlier, yes

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell me

have you seen her?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice sac bunt

2 down

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

farts

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

fartz indeed

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I went to camp

We used to call it “Arts and Farts and Crafts.”

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ricky martin!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well Brantley said it was partly on Bruce

because he wasn’t assertive enough to call of Janish. But Janish shouldn’t have been there in the first place, according to Marty.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sense in arguing.

This game is over, for all intents and purposes.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god.

...I say that. And just realized it was wrong.

dumb.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jun 5, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

brantley is horrible at play by play

i had no idea a run scored or even that the ball was in the outfield. he said bailey didnt call off janish

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

you will never know what's going on when brantley is calling the game...

and if he gives you the score, it’ll only be right if that happened to be the score three innings ago

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 minutes to go...

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Since it's ESPN

is there going to be a bunch of pre-draft stuff, or is the actual draft starting at 2?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pre-draft stuff started at 12

negro league “draft” started at 1. real shit starts at 2

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 5, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those without tv

That was Janish’s error all the way. Bruce perhaps should have called him off, but Janish was settled under it and just booted it.

Cool Part: Janish’s next play was outstanding. He was obviously still thinking about the boot as he was running in from left field and all the sudden you see Homer running out to the outfield to give him a slap on the back.

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i told you he has an attitude problem

young punk showing up his teammate like that!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's number 40 for the yankees

they’re so cool for not having names on their jerseys!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

BubbaFan isn't here today.

You’re on your own.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 5, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's watching the yankees game

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the big screen in Great American apparently

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a big screen on a building in cincinnati

i’m sure it’s playing the yankees game

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wang, according to wikipedia

You really don’t recognize a big Taiwanese pitcher?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just saw him from behind

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how did that make you feel?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 5, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bailey still doesn't have his mechanics

If he could get more extension, he would get another 2-4mph on his fastball and late movement.

The Phillies have got to stop knocking everything into the ground. I expect them to shell Bailey the next go around. He badly needs a changeup too.

So lets see:
1.More extension and repeating mechanics
2.Changeup.

Boy, that is all thats needed for him to succeed in the pros. He should have that when he is….........27.

by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hey dick pole

shut your pie hole

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 5, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he's really struggling today

Why don’t the Phillies just stop hitting the ball into the ground. Idiots. They should know that.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 5, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coming next: The Battle of Bailey

Londoners would come to refer to it as the Blitz. “If only Chamberlain had gotten more extension,” they clucked. “We could have gotten another 2-4 years of appeasement.”

by Brendanukkah on Jun 5, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello from the Good Phight… I think I’m the only one posting in the game thread so i thought I’d come over here for a bit. I’m at work, so following on ESPN.com. Can anyone fill me in as to why I see Iron Hands replaced Jimmy Rollins?

by foos05 on Jun 5, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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