Game 60, Part II
by Rick House on Jun 4, 2008 8:42 PM EDT
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That was awesome, way to get out of it, Wagon.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Better score some runs now
me thinks the Wagon has only one inning left – unless we have a manager with no intelligence!
Reds fan for 40 years!
Funny you should mention that...
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Dudepick
is probably hoping it rains so EV can take an hour off, then come back for 120 more pitches.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
I really hope he isn't reading the thread tonight.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't get it
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't get it
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
chandrathan doesn't get it
replying, that is
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
that was one of the patented brand new red reporter glitches
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
RR 2.0!
New and im…. umm…. new.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that should have been our slogan on the baseball reference page
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not much for nitpicking...
but isn’t that more of an old Fred?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
fine. this is what you get when you image search for "new Fred"
Yahoo! Image Search. To hell with Google.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Nice mouth, Hairston!
You kiss your mama with that mouth?
Nice crowd mic action, though.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose
Why doesn't he just wait until there's a ball in the dirt and then strike out on it
So he can run to first. That’s his best chance.
sorry, gamecast just added two pitches
7 total pitches. That makes it ok.
No, it was 5 pitches
and that was an 8 pitch inning. Unbelievable.
someone tell Dusty's boy that it's ok to take a few pitches...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
By the way, a Corey Patterson batting average update.
.196
Batting SECOND.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Myers stuff is just to good tonight
The Reds are just gonna have to force him from the game.
Slow curve balls in the dirt . . .
I don’t think that qualifies as “too good.” Just when the offense is intent on losing FAST.
McPattermack
I like it. But we should just go ahead and name it Neifi McPattermack.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
there you go.
you perfected it.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
neifi mcpattermacklayton?
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
McPattermacklayton...
can we add anyone else?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
that's a rush limbaughism
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait until the next home game.
Where Corey will be booed so loud, you’ll be able to hear him in Kentucky.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
....beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, and Dunn was still trying to figure that one out in the dugout.
Dusty needs to be suspended for another week or so. And by “suspended” I mean “fired” and by “another week or so” I mean “for life.”
Marty couldn't get over how bad it was
that Votto didn’t put the bat on the ball. No mention on whether or not the strategy was sound.
he criticizes the players a lot more than the manager
why?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
He talks to the manager every day for the pregame bit.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
so
I can’t imagine that daily chat would make MARTY timid.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
you don't understand
Dudepick NEEDS the speed and MAAAAAAAAX POWER that McPattermack brings to the table.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
VolKKKKKKKswagen.
90 so far on the year.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
first pitch swinging
Bruce is running laps after the game.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
I had a vivid dream about talking to Dusty last night
about the draft. The he and his wife were making fun of Vietnamese people.
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
And if you just learned to lucid dream...
you totally could have dream-beat the shit out of him!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
I had a dream that Christian Shepherd told Dusty that he can go now
true story
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Who does the Dusty in your head take with the 7th pick?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He was talking about Lawrie
but was concerned at his lack of position
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Hey, so anyone else catch that Brett Myers has a no-hitter?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Cloning
Corey plays exactly like Dusty wants his players, swing at first pitches, don’t clog the basepaths with walks. I bet Dusty would like 8 more Corey Pattersons to fill his lineup.
Beware the toothpick knows.
but once he brings in corey # 9 to pinch hit for the pitcher...
...who’s going to be corey patterson #5’s defensive replacement in the 8th innning?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
no one replaces McPattermacklayton.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
don't try to steal
don’t try to steal
don’t try to steal
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
chris and george want him to steal third at the same time
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
He should have just cut across the pitcher's mound
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
plus he stole it
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I should have trusted Phillips
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
I wonder if the phillies will be caught off guard
When BP takes off to 2nd…
Beware the toothpick knows.
Dust's thought process:
OK, I fixed the lineup, then I got this game squared away, Now I’ll perfect the Volkswagon
Reds fan for 40 years!
Callas said that the Reds have the 2nd most CS
and the #1 team, the Giants, have 10 more steals.
I’m going to email C. Trent about small ball.
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
do you love Caught Stealings?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
I noticed that a week or two ago
I meant to mention it, but I couldn’t stop crying.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
here comes Votto
he’ll get it done. I promise.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
i knew it!
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Great call.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You think Votto knows they're goig to pitch around him?
Evidently not. He swings at the first pitch. And the second. This is a pleasant surprise for Myers.
Dear Cub Fans
You can have both Corey Patterson and Dusty Baker back and we will take Lou off your hands.
Beware the toothpick knows.
that's 2-for-1, you can't beat that deal
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
You mean Rusty and "K"orey?
That’s how Cub fans know them.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I would rather have Dave Miley managing this team
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
we'll take Prior off your hands too
Oh wait a minute . . .
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
It should be noted that the Reds have been taking pitches this inning
except for Votto
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
i sure hope the rain beats weathers to the mound
why is dusty so stupid?
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
there should be a FIRE DUSTY BAKER banner on the RedReporter front page.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
On the bright side
He’s the second highest paid manager
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Dusty divorces Patterson and marries Joey
Dusty got turned on by swinging at bad pitches.
fucking dishes needed cleaning
could someone let me know how the Reds scored?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
BP walk, steals 2nd
Votto double
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Dudepick started choking on his chew and couldn't make a decision for 5 minutes
1. BP BB SB
2. Votto 2B.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Have you ever noticed
how if you are cool and drink beer, you can’t wait to get away from your hot woman and hang out with the guys?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
and how if you drink Captain and Diet
you totally get major experience points on your next roll?
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
No, you can't wait to get on the computer and hang out with other losers like yourself
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
I wonder if there's some sort of "book" on Edwin
A slider after he pulls that foul ball down that 3rd base line seems to get him a lot.
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Is my Gameday correct, Voltron to pitch the bottom of the 7th?
Did Dusty forget how to use the bullpen phone?
Beware the toothpick knows.
except that voltron is at 109
and he will probably not make it through the inning, get ready for the storm
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
the only thing that gives me indigestion
more than weathers is carnies and small pitchers going out for another inning after throwing 105 pitches, just because they will bat in the next inning.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
is volquez going to pitch forever?
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
forever? at this rate
he’ll be lucky to make it through the season.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
we'll probably need to sub him out for defensive purposes
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
everybody clap your hands!
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
I swear
GABP has the worst cheers ever. My favorite?
GO… GO… GO…
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
oldsmobile park has the best!
go nuts! go nuts! go nuts! go nuts!
lugnuts! lugnuts! lugnuts! lugnuts!
x4
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Slide to the right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhnQDbYZAU
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
8 pitch inning.
Edinson Volquez is all that is man.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Does Voltron come back out for the 8th?
My guess is Dusty ruins him to win this game.
Dusty ruin young pitchers?
Would never pitch a young starter like that or two starters in an extra inning game
Beware the toothpick knows.
I'm gonna say no friggin' way.
But Dusty and I don’t see eye to eye on most things.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty.
Although I’m taller than Herrera is.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i hope someone is doing an authentic rain dance in the comfort of their living room
like me
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
how's that era looking?
stretching out the era and strikeout lead in that small ballpark?
kickass!
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
A pristine 1.32
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
If Dusty doesn't take out Volquez
He will have a MRI done soon
grif!
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
walk
pinch runner?
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
yep it's brandon
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He better be
Because his burger-loving ass is on first base.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
Takes the 3-1, ball 4.
Bronson PR again.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
no, I'm pretty sure BA is from FL
no flag for him.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
having to look shit up on myspace for chan
i need to be conky tonkin’ at the beach
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Boom... outta here.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a thought
but how about bringing in Coco to pitch the 8th (against Victorino, Utley and Howard) instead of the ninth?
and Corey's
and Neifi’s, and Prior’s…well, maybe not his dreams per se.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I'd rather
We score 3 or more here and not worry about it as much. :)
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
Bringing in the lefty to face C-Pat.
Strategery.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
it's called playing the percentages
Patterson has low numbers against pitchers
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
you should see his numbers off the tee
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
that's even worse than this lefty normally hits
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Patterson batting .160 against lefties
So he wins.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
i predict a double
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I predict a strikeout
on four pitches.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
how many was it?
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as Patteron doesn't somehow find a double play
it doesn’t matter. Bruce is due. He’s gone three AB without a hit!
he'd better be bunting
so Bruce can drive in two
The small park is going to yield a homerun to Cpatt
so says Dusty..so say we all
Welsh tearing into Dusty's decision not to PH for Patterson.
Awesome.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Brett Myers: 1h, 6bb, 8k
thats Nolan Ryan-esque, isn’t it? Screw pitch-counts!
Dusty: ignore me.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I fear for the female wait staff at the local Hooters
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
CoPa 4th at bat -
1st pitch – ball
2nd pitch – foul
3rd pitch – foul (breaking new ground here)
4th pitch – foul
5th pitch – K
Beware the toothpick knows.
jussssstt a bit outside
according to gameday..
"K"orey strikes again. Another robust 0-for-4.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Nice. he didn't hit into a DP
small victories.
by Nick Papageorgio on Jun 4, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
I've never hated a player this much
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
God bless you please, Jay Bruce
A (redleg) nation turns its lonely (and lusty) eyes on you.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
rather than bat corey...
the reds should have a contest where one fan per day gets to take his at bats. it would be the awesomest contest in the history of contests and the reds might actually better for it. seiously.
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Seriously
Who told Jay to swing at the first pitch tonight? Was the last week an aberration for him?
Bruce's average below .500
Send his ass down to AAA!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Since 1956
Bruce is the first player with more than 50 career AB’s that has had a batting average of more than .300 after every at bat of their career. (courtesy of BRef.com’s Stat of the Day)
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
maybe weathers injured himself warming up
or on the steps of the bullpen
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Billy Boy.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 4, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The sound a donkey makes
or, if you prefer, an ass, is called “braying.”
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
weathers has pitched in 6 games since May 23rd.
that’s basically every other day.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
I've got a feeling that Gameday is way off on the radar gun
everyone is throwing mid-80s fastballs.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
fuck
dunn dropped another one
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
clearly he's not scrappy enough
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
looking at Jay Bruce shirtless helps, too
ummm, thats what I hear, at least. From girls.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
oh billy billy billy
oh billy billy billy
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
volquez is going to have a tough time getting to 20 wins
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
harang should be more worried about 20 losses
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
never thought I'd see that in print
sob
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
bray is nasty
looking good this season. he has assumed the Norm Charlton role! lets get Roenicke up here by Aug to be Dibble.
Why you want to replace a brutha?
I’m here already!
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose
by Officer Dibble on Jun 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Bray has given up a lot of walks
and his 1.59 WHIP isn’t pretty
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Fans in Philly sure like to boo their league-leading offense, don't they?
Granted, Howard isn’t tearing it up this year, but I think their expectations are a bit out of whack. No?
Memo to Buster Olney
That hole in Ryan Howard’s swing is back, and it’s bigger than the one in your head.
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
by Man Mountain on Jun 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
just so you guys know
coldplay is shitty
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
My wife downloaded that single last night
And upon hearing the entire thing, my first reaction was a weak rendition of Life in a Northern Town.
Plus that little arm move in the commercial is a total ripoff of Michael Stipe from Losing My Religion. Without the little spin he does.
Lame.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose
by Officer Dibble on Jun 4, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
your flag is more orange than bk's
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
might as well call our team "the oranges"
i wouldnt know the difference
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Good idea bringing in Codero now?
I vote yes
because we all know they are going to lose tomorrow!
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
If he gives up the tying run here, you can’t blame Dusty. This was the right call.
Of course, you might blame Dunn.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think plan Q...
Would be about right.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Dusty for everything
it makes me right 99% of the time.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Burrell is out of a game that could well go to extras
Thank God for Cholly Manuel.
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
I'm assuming that "so" is a double-entendre there?
if so, well done.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
ground ball to the first base side of second.
Hairston fields and tosses a shaky throw to first. Votto digs it out. End of the inning.
he's got something for ya
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/6/4/546037/game-60-thread-part-iii
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
okay, this hockey game is extremely good to watch
and I am by no means a hockey fan.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
go penguins!
When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.
by chandrathan on Jun 4, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
After the other night's 3 OT game (which I didn't see) I'm really tempted to watch the rest of tonight's game.
Are they in the 2nd Period still?
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