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Ross wanted to set up

a Jay Bruce walk-off HR

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well since that inning did not go as planned, I looked at the 2009 Free agent list and

there are not too many outfielder bats to covet for the Reds (other than our whole starting outfield). Here is the list of Center fielders, does anyone want any of these guys?

Rocco Baldelli (27)
Mike Cameron (36) – $10MM club option for ‘09 with a $750K buyout
Jim Edmonds (39)
Jacque Jones (34)
Mark Kotsay (33)
Corey Patterson (29)

by CrimsonKing on Jun 30, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is Rocco Baldelli still alive?

if not, we could use him for spare parts for our shortstops

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corey Patterson

I’ve heard things….

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have too, he is a total non-base clogger

also that Jim Edmonds sure makes some great catches over his shoulder, despite the fact he almost could play 2nd base the way he positions himself in the outfield.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 30, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's obviously not you.

You only impersonate mediocre relief pitchers, and you just typed that. We would have seen you do that.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would have

But I do have an iphone that works from first base.

by Brian B on Jun 30, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like the outs Harang is getting

Have been pretty hard hit balls. Am I right?

Naturally, Dusty probably has nobody warming up.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitchers pitch better after 100 pitches

Everybody knows that. Dusty knows that.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he consulted...

The Grady Little Manual on How to Handle Pedro Martinez.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is coming in to hit for Harang?

and who is warming up in the pen?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...and pray for betters

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

javy and javy

Third base worked out so well, he wants to pitch

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewww and ugh

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IN THAT ORDER?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's NoHo!!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopper p-hing

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No-Hops pinch hitting

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

think he'll bunt

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tried

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopper imitating Butt-Buddy.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hairston-

get the triple out of the way, here.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that would be nice

but I have little faith they’d knock him in

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

little faith?

perfect for a little God

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

27

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn, he's good

just heard 84

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

83

I know its pathetic

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap

he hit that right at Nady

he really is swinging the bat well tonight

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Maybe he can hit it right at Michaels next time up.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how old is he?

early 30’s?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

32

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly why we may want to trade the guy to a contender somewhere.

I would hate to have to extend the guy for $2-3 million a year, then have him turn into Ryan Freel Part II.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I actually enjoy having him on the team.

But I think (perhaps) that I am merely resigning myself to reality.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did that happen?

Throught the legs of the pitcher, and Dirty Sanchez was there to field it.

by Brian B on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least it is Burton

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.061 ERA this month!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice scoop by Kepp!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this video has nothing to do with baseball

but is still pretty funny
Horny Morning

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

same as Dusty's managing!

but not as funny

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

got a giggle out of me

but with the title, I was expecting something more like this music video

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lol'd.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, REDS

let’s do some damage!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

K, BB, or HR?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BB!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BB!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bb

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Middle Option

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

patterson pinch running for Dunn

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That is a great strategery.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn's out!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GIBP?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice ab by dunn

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He tried to GIBP

But the shortstop could not field it cleanly.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

single?????????

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 on 0 out

how will they goof this up?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BUNTING?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

I’m really excited

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON'T BUNT!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto..... bunting.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One of the few situations where a bunt might help.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you have someone who knows how to.

Not Votto.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

still need to know your personnel

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Particularly that if you tie it up, you’ve got Mr. OPS+ of 44 hitting instead of Dunn.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has no clue how to bunt

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope you're right

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is sickning

the guy has power. what the hell are you doing, dusty????

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

power, no outs, speed on the base paths

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

another brilliant move

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dusty baker is the kasparov of managers

maybe he’ll run for president next

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

terrible out

Dusty wasted two strikes there

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike out

I’ll say it. That hurts.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why do they act like bunting should be easy?

Chris is disgusted

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't like the bunt call there

but Votto should at least have a clue how to drop one

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you have two hours of batting bunting practice before games.

by ken on Jun 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do the baseball guys running this team

insist on calling for bunts when the team has demonstrated time and time again that they’re not very good at it? It’s not even a question of if it’s a sound strategy. It’s like saying, “Hey, Thalidomide Kid! Go climb that rope!” It’s a dumb idea and destined for failure.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goddamnit Dusty Baker

I hate you with all my soul

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind bunting

but if you know your hitter can’t bunt, then don’t waste the pitches

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any 5-hole hitter that should bunt in that situation?

No outs, risking possible DP

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 career sac bunt in his entire professional career

3 yrs. ago in single A

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on EdE

clutch one out of this mofo!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would take a HBP at this point.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling a double!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need something other than an out here

because Bruce will have no clue against this guy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce, then Ross

Who comes next in the line of Scottish succession?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

crap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce taken down for LLM

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

dusty = brilliance

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we somehow win this game

I don’t think we deserve it.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

it is sort of like a bride wearing White.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This season is lost

I wanna see Javy play every single position this year at least once. And pitch, too.

by ken on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 2008 Cincinnati Reds

are NOT clutch

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

javy... who plays outfield now

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LLM

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's the new Freel

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Dusty’s kid? He was ragging on Junior before the game. Put your money where your mouth is, Darren!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey

Although I don’t know why you wouldn’t pinch hit him instead.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty was playing

Lefty Loosey, Rightsy tightsy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

I thought it was worse….a GIEdE…

Now it’s worse. LLM in for Bruce.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the move.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ironically?

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sarcasm

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is Jr available?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is it

i will never defend dusty again.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I never did.

I think this move is almost as bad as the Juan Castro Fiastro.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont even want him to get a hit here

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Javy .167 vs LHP

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet he is .500 against Marte

1 for 2

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 for 4

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and he grounds out...

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

That was the dumbest move I’ve seen since the Fiastro.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

valentin

is a .220 hitter as a righty. .298 slg.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's Blue?

Let’s fire Dusty’s Punk-ass

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I suppose...

You bring in Junior for Burton, and CoCo for LLM.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you called it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I decided...

To bang my head on the fireplace a dozen times. All of a sudden, I began to think like Dusty.

Amazing, huh?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What if I were to say to you

“Three year contract”? Then what if I offered to buy you a hat for the team of your choice.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i could maybe do the rangers

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brokeback mountain reference?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you rephrase that

using the major metropolitan area in which they play?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

texas?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably won't matter.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

jr is going deep

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is the comment i was looking for

very nice call.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it does, doesn't it?

In a one-run game… you just start free-substituting?

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which game is that?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Dusty violated the Geneva convention somehow?

Can he be tried for war crimes?

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

torturing noncombatants

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i.e.

us watching this shitshow

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm considering becoming a combatant

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Common

You’re a saber(metrician), not a fighter.

by ken on Jun 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not

Dusty Milosevic is

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Dustolini?

by ken on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I would rather have Dusty Springfield managing this team.

Yes. She is dead.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dacub?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

We have a new name for Fistbands.

by ken on Jun 30, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching him manage is both a crime

and a punishment

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want many extra innings now

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it doesn't matter

he won’t be fired this year

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if his contract is for innings, not for years

we could get rid of him sooner? right?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No you don't.

You know Volquez will be pitching the 16th – 18th, which will ruin his career.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dusty can't make as many bad moves in extras

due to his bad moves earlier in the night

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that'll leave a mark

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow javy for bruce?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if this is a party

I don’t want to be here for a funeral

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CoCo enters the game pissed

proceeds to throw game

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's protecting the starting rotation from extended extra innings

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

line-drive PBF?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why does their little ball crap work and ours fails ?

they go get em on, over and in and then drop a sac and we just strand batters all freakin night long

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Are the team equivalent of the Tomo Ohka All-Star.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3rd in the NL in scoring

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we cant bunt

even though some dont like that call for votto, i think it was the right one

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

another reason why I don't like the call

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uncalled for

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

much like stupid pictures of cats

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please don't go there

because he probably will

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

redundant

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look!

The Pirates can put down a friggin bunt!

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we could use a k

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and there it is

hollar!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLLAR?

COMMON!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

got it!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could use a back-breaking three-run home run.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope the powwow

that C. Trent was talking about where they’re going to decide “Who to keep and who to part ways with” or whatever, involves Dusty Baker being in the later group.

FIRE THIS CLOWN

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jun 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the errors

were saved for the bottom of the inning

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Time to do work

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS?!?!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ACTIVATE

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coco's leading us to the bottom of the ninth

On an ocean of gentle grooves, and some really smooth music. Let’s set sail!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Vada Pinson, Eddie Taubensee, and Pete Rose

...junior, that is.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ross, griffey, ?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross, Junior and Cherry.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SO HELP ME

I WILL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see some fireballs from Ross's eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU GOT IT

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROSS!!!!!

BAKO WHO????

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IF HE BUNTS GRIFFEY HERE?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He should

because it would only be fair to Votto

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross doubles!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lead off double

I’m willing to bet Jr doesn’t bunt here

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hehe

worked for me

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross the Merciless!

RALLY CAPS ON!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no arroyo PH?

Thomspon has “great speed”?!?

by obc2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David Lee Ross reaches back between his legs

eases the seat back

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THOMPSON PINCH RUNNING

BAKO IS GONNA CATCH, NO BENCH, RUH ROH

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BALLGAME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JUNYA!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yea

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't fucking believe it

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN

REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN REDS WIN

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing he didn't bunt....

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT, CAPPS.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GET IT

CAUSE WE ARE TALKING IN CAPS?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NFW.

This one belongs to the managerial prowess of Dustoyevsky.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DUSTOYEVSKY?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Jun 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

edumacate yourself

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

I prefer the spelling Dustyevksy.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty's

still a fucking idiot.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jun 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and no Freel to knee Junior in the face!!!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty is the greatest human being ever

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JohnnyPronto

this one’s for you

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CAPPS NEEDS AN MRI!!!11!!1!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

have they traded Harang yet, for whatever they can get

if they can still get anything?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can't hear you

He’s off somewhere kicking puppies and drowning lolcats

by ken on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And buying Jesus t-shirts.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Women's Jesus T-shirts)

Not that there’s anything wrong with a woman’s Jesus T-shirt, but it just seemed so out of character.

Here’s the link.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Hat tip to Battlekow)

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jun 30, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS

disengage

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm happy for Junior, but jesus christ

Let’s also give props to Cordero for being a fucking badass for stranding their two runners in the top of the ninth.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

he did put those guys on

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he put them on

They didn’t get on. He tests himself. It’s like when the Sport