Game 58 in that really small baseball stadium, Part II
One swing away from tying it...
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C'mon Dunner.
Tie ball game.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
good it was sad seeing him below the Bruce Line
by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please Dusty.
No squeeze.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
In play, run(s)!!!!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Oh right, we're in Philadelphia
I thought maybe you were grooving on some of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s fake weed, and mellowing with spins of “Billy Breathes” and “Hampton Comes Alive.”
Double post!
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
dammit Dunn
all he does is strike out, walk, or homer….errr
Double post!
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn vs. Durbin
The mis-match is evident.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think Durbin needs an MRI.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
They only have one lefty in the pen
I bet they wish they used him – or walked Dunn!
Reds fan for 40 years!
good inning
now if the pen can shut them down the Reds will win this puppy! 5 runs will not be enough to win tonight
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
let's hope she's open to drilling
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
She's a Republican, so probably yes.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, in Minneapolis...
...Chad Moeller with a ground rule double. And he scores on a Damon single. Pretty spry for a catcher.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nope
Transaction probably won’t happen until Thursday morning
by cesarhernandez on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a brand of MRI machine?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Stole my line.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
last season
it happened more than once, apropos of nothing
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Just to say hi
and tell him how cool RR is.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Because the king of Nigeria died and you have to find an account to put his 17 million dollars
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha.
Rec’d.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ramirez hits another one!
Who would of thought 6 years ago that he would have a possiblity of having a better career numbers than Jr?
Well that nearly blew ass.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
luckily he was able to shove something up there to plug it.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Not as good as Morgan.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Not as good as Alomar either.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Wagner was so good at SS he gets ranked at 2nd?
:P
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
I would agree then.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Eddie Collins should be your #1
http://www.baseball-reference.com/c/collied01.shtml
Nap Lajoie should be in your top 4.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/l/lajoina01.shtml
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
he's rank
Without researching it, my instincts tell me top 5.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
He's not in the Collins-Morgan-Hornsby-Lajoie tier
But I think you could make the case that he’s in the next tier of guys with Bobby Grich and Charlie Gehringer. Alomar’s defense probably puts him in this tier, too.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
If you're just talking Major League career....
Probably at the top of the next tier.
If you’re just talking about his peak, I’d put him right there with the top 4. Probably between Hornsby and Lajoie.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Wow Jeter just screwed up in the field
you rarely see that from the greatest defensive shortstop in the history of baseball
not to mention the clutchiest player in history
and the greatest leader ever
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
How many rings does ARod have?
That’s what I thought.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
rec league basketball> Aaron Boone
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jeter might be the greatest shortstop of all time
when it comes to serial ‘dating’
Mariah Carey
Miss Universe Lara Dutta
Jordana Brewster.
Scarlett Johansson
Gabrielle Union,
Jessica Alba
Adriana Lima
Vanessa Minillo
Jessica Biel
That is an all-star lineup
Jeter didn't catch Herpes
it was going to his left
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's been awful this year
He was actually above average for a couple of years, after A-Rod joined the team. But his defense has fallen off a cliff this season. He’s worse than ever.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
C'mon Andy...
Make BubbaFan happy!
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Nice
Though I’d have been happier with a home run. Hey, he homered in his first at-bat as a Yankee. (As Bubba did.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
guess how many unread emails i have in my gmail account
here’s a hint: It’s the year Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
1812?
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
69, dude.
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me, Paul, when did the mongels rule China?
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Rec'd.
Hahahaha!
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone on the blog tonight want to try for 1592?
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin!
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and you are sure it isnt Martin Luther King...
well then is it Martina Luther King?
you can make gin out of cotton
Molo! Prepare my swiftest horses for Cairo!!
Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
I'm guessing 1491, but that doesn't sound like enough.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jun 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Relax...
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Load the bases for Bruce!
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by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
I'm starting to dislike that Chutley
He’s everywhere!
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
he seems like a dude who is pretty difficult to dislike
but he’s doing his damnedest to change that, aint he?
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
cuz you remember when webster played for the Reds

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill
Maybe he needs the work?
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized that tonight...
We are seeing Austin Kearns, Felipe Lopez and Ryan Wagner pitching.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
ryan wagner went 7 innings for louisville
struck out 6, allowed 1 run. impressive
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
2 BBs for BB
honk
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Reminds me of a friend whose initials were "V.D."
Someone convinced this friend to get a middle initial.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, back-to-back two out walks suck
Damn you Phillies and your classy division.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Weathers??????????????????????
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
go ahead and take the cap off the nitro pills
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
they are at the ready
although my grandson just got here so things are better all ready
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I think Dusty was sitting around thinking,
hmm, is there anyone with a near 5 ERA I can put in in this tense situation?
Problem solved.
I just got here
why are there stairs in the bullpen? Has anyone twisted an ankle on them yet? And could Weathers be the first?
Please?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Because it's how you play Knifey-Spooney.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
song parodies just dont work in text only situations
and but should be put
I thought you were saying that Dusty was a buttinsky
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Nice play, David Ross
shortstop cumb’d
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Did not involve catching anything thrown at him.
Therefore successful.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Flash Gordon vs. Jay Bruce
Superheroes face off.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice and aggressive there.
Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...
by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
SEND HIM DOWN!!!!!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I think its really cool
that this place gets dead silent when Bruce is at bat. The World is Watching.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
yes, he's pitching Thursday
word is he’s gonna get shelled.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
New threads for the comeback
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/6/2/544546/game-58-the-part-after-the
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

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