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Game 58 in that really small baseball stadium, Part II

Prd_brick1_tiny by Rick House on in Game Threads

One swing away from tying it...

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Phirst

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT   0 recs

This is a critical AB by phillips

....that ends in a flyout..

by xjjeep90 on Jun 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT   0 recs

C'mon Dunner.

Tie ball game.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT   0 recs

Good.

I was starting to get worried about him.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

its about fucking time

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

rec'd

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Tridoza line?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Please Dusty.

No squeeze.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT   0 recs

dunna!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT   0 recs

CRUNCH!

Adam looked a little shocked there that Durbin threw a strike on 3-2

by Brian B on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT   0 recs

C'mon Edwin

Let’s steal another one here!

by Brian B on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

In play, run(s)!!!!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

PHUCK YESS!!!

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh right, we're in Philadelphia

I thought maybe you were grooving on some of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s fake weed, and mellowing with spins of “Billy Breathes” and “Hampton Comes Alive.”

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ribeyes!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Who is in centerfield?

Why was he playing Dunn so far towards left?

by Brian B on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

winnerino

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Double post!

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Nice

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

dammit Dunn

all he does is strike out, walk, or homer….errr

by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Double post!

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn

didn’t even hit that all that well either

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn vs. Durbin

The mis-match is evident.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT   1 recs

I think Durbin needs an MRI.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

They only have one lefty in the pen

I bet they wish they used him – or walked Dunn!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no kidding

I’m surprised they are leaving this guy in to hit

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Rec'd

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

good inning

now if the pen can shut them down the Reds will win this puppy! 5 runs will not be enough to win tonight

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT   0 recs

I am retiring in Alaska

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im retiring in palin

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

dang it

you beat me to that

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

She's a Republican, so probably yes.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

funny

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Majewski, 0.00 ERA

That takes some getting used to.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT   0 recs

better save that somehwere

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he's an out machine!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Careful

He’ll show you where to put that 0.00 ERA if you’re not careful.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Meanwhile, in Minneapolis...

...Chad Moeller with a ground rule double. And he scores on a Damon single. Pretty spry for a catcher.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Nope

Transaction probably won’t happen until Thursday morning

by cesarhernandez on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is that a brand of MRI machine?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Stole my line.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he's a faster googler

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

0.08 seconds

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I smell remake

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Luke Perry and Stephen Baldwin

The ride of your life, indeed.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hang on

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

How long can he go?

Don’t tell me to ask his wife.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT   0 recs

watch out for devin mesoraco

he homered again. approaching .300

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT   0 recs

email marty

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

why

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he was ranting about Rocco

being a stupid pick

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

today?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

last season

it happened more than once, apropos of nothing

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Just to say hi

and tell him how cool RR is.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he would like it here

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha.

Rec’d.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ramirez hits another one!

Who would of thought 6 years ago that he would have a possiblity of having a better career numbers than Jr?

by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Phew.

A magical inning avoided!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Well that nearly blew ass.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

luckily he was able to shove something up there to plug it.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

just made the warning track

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not quite warning track

It just kept carrying though.

by Red Menace on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not that close

warning track

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

so, like 300 feet from home plate

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs