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Game 58 in that really small baseball stadium, Part II

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Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Good.

I was starting to get worried about him.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

its about fucking time

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tridoza line?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please Dusty.

No squeeze.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

dunna!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

CRUNCH!

Adam looked a little shocked there that Durbin threw a strike on 3-2

by Brian B on Jun 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Edwin

Let’s steal another one here!

by Brian B on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)!!!!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

PHUCK YESS!!!

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh right, we're in Philadelphia

I thought maybe you were grooving on some of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s fake weed, and mellowing with spins of “Billy Breathes” and “Hampton Comes Alive.”

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ribeyes!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is in centerfield?

Why was he playing Dunn so far towards left?

by Brian B on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

winnerino

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double post!

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit Dunn

all he does is strike out, walk, or homer….errr

by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Double post!

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn

didn’t even hit that all that well either

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn vs. Durbin

The mis-match is evident.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think Durbin needs an MRI.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They only have one lefty in the pen

I bet they wish they used him – or walked Dunn!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

I’m surprised they are leaving this guy in to hit

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

good inning

now if the pen can shut them down the Reds will win this puppy! 5 runs will not be enough to win tonight

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Majewski, 0.00 ERA

That takes some getting used to.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

he's an out machine!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful

He’ll show you where to put that 0.00 ERA if you’re not careful.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, in Minneapolis...

...Chad Moeller with a ground rule double. And he scores on a Damon single. Pretty spry for a catcher.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

Transaction probably won’t happen until Thursday morning

by cesarhernandez on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a brand of MRI machine?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stole my line.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a faster googler

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

0.08 seconds

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell remake

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hang on

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long can he go?

Don’t tell me to ask his wife.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

watch out for devin mesoraco

he homered again. approaching .300

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

email marty

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

why

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was ranting about Rocco

being a stupid pick

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

today?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

last season

it happened more than once, apropos of nothing

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just to say hi

and tell him how cool RR is.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he would like it here

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Rec’d.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramirez hits another one!

Who would of thought 6 years ago that he would have a possiblity of having a better career numbers than Jr?

by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew.

A magical inning avoided!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that nearly blew ass.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckily he was able to shove something up there to plug it.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

just made the warning track

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that close

warning track

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as good as Morgan.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

below

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

but above Sandberg

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as good as Alomar either.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

personally

I’d go

Morgan
Wagner
Alomar
Kent

Sandberg isn’t in my top 10

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wagner was so good at SS he gets ranked at 2nd?

:P

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

duh

I meant Hornsby

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree then.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

smart ass

which, of course, is always better than being a dumb ass like my statement proved

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eddie Collins should be your #1

http://www.baseball-reference.com/c/collied01.shtml

Nap Lajoie should be in your top 4.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/l/lajoina01.shtml

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Collins

I always wondered about him and the 1919 World Series

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's rank

Without researching it, my instincts tell me top 5.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can flat out rank

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not in the Collins-Morgan-Hornsby-Lajoie tier

But I think you could make the case that he’s in the next tier of guys with Bobby Grich and Charlie Gehringer. Alomar’s defense probably puts him in this tier, too.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

where do you put Jackie Robinson?

I forgot he played 2nd

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're just talking Major League career....

Probably at the top of the next tier.

If you’re just talking about his peak, I’d put him right there with the top 4. Probably between Hornsby and Lajoie.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Jeter just screwed up in the field

you rarely see that from the greatest defensive shortstop in the history of baseball

by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

cumb

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention the clutchiest player in history

and the greatest leader ever

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many rings does ARod have?

That’s what I thought.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec league basketball> Aaron Boone

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd league

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a wedding ring

Which is more than that Valtrex-taking lothario Jeter can say.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeter might be the greatest shortstop of all time

when it comes to serial ‘dating’
Mariah Carey
Miss Universe Lara Dutta
Jordana Brewster.
Scarlett Johansson
Gabrielle Union,
Jessica Alba
Adriana Lima
Vanessa Minillo
Jessica Biel
That is an all-star lineup

by CrimsonKing on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

so all those girls now have herpes?

that sucks

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeter didn't catch Herpes

it was going to his left

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been awful this year

He was actually above average for a couple of years, after A-Rod joined the team. But his defense has fallen off a cliff this season. He’s worse than ever.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Andy...

Make BubbaFan happy!

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Though I’d have been happier with a home run. Hey, he homered in his first at-bat as a Yankee. (As Bubba did.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess how many unread emails i have in my gmail account

here’s a hint: It’s the year Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

1812?

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

incorrect

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

1066

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

incorrect

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

0

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

incorrect

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

1

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

0, 1

Slyde’s out of ideas

Some muthafucka’s always trying to ice-skate uphill

by Man Mountain on Jun 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

incorrect

we can do it this way if you like, but youre going to be wrong for a long time.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Load the bases for Bruce!

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm starting to dislike that Chutley

He’s everywhere!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

he seems like a dude who is pretty difficult to dislike

but he’s doing his damnedest to change that, aint he?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just realized that tonight...

We are seeing Austin Kearns, Felipe Lopez and Ryan Wagner pitching.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ryan wagner went 7 innings for louisville

struck out 6, allowed 1 run. impressive

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pat the Bat walks

cuz he never strikes out. With the ladies! High five!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Comment five!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 BBs for BB

honk

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Reminds me of a friend whose initials were "V.D."

Someone convinced this friend to get a middle initial.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, back-to-back two out walks suck

Damn you Phillies and your classy division.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So Taguchi sighting

The Phillies bench is so Taguchi, while ours looks a little Janish.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Weathers??????????????????????

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

go ahead and take the cap off the nitro pills

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are at the ready

although my grandson just got here so things are better all ready

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dusty was sitting around thinking,

hmm, is there anyone with a near 5 ERA I can put in in this tense situation?

Problem solved.

by thedecline19 on Jun 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got here

why are there stairs in the bullpen? Has anyone twisted an ankle on them yet? And could Weathers be the first?

Please?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play, David Ross

shortstop cumb’d

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Did not involve catching anything thrown at him.

Therefore successful.

Dusty's head needs an MRI. Beeeeeeeepppp...

by Paul Householder on Jun 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get runs now

Lidge has been darn near unhittable

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on Jun 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Flash Gordon vs. Jay Bruce

Superheroes face off.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

SEND HIM DOWN!!!!!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think its really cool

that this place gets dead silent when Bruce is at bat. The World is Watching.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, he's pitching Thursday

word is he’s gonna get shelled.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 2, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody fucks with The Homer

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jun 2, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Slider low and away. I’m going to get another cookie.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell mom I said hi

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 2, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Oh, homer. Right.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Jun 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

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