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Game 67: Cardinals at Reds

St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds, Jun 11, 2008 7:10 PM EDT



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St. Louis Cardinals
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Braden Looper vs Johnny Cueto

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Braden Looper 7-5 4.86 1.53 35 21



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Johnny Cueto 5-5 5.06 1.35 70 23


Let's see how many innings Cueto can go with no hits tonight.

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lineup from Fay

Jay Bruce cf
Paul Janish ss
Ken Griffey Jr. rf
Adam Dunn lf
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Joey Votto 1b
Jolbert Cabrera 2b
Paul Bako c
Johnny Cueto p
v. RH Braden Looper

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 11, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the big club, Jolbert

And holy crap, Dunn batting after Griffey in the cleanup slot! That’s just crazy enough to work!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sad part about that

is that we all know that the only reason why Dunn’s batting 4th is because BP’s taking the night off, and that as soon as BP’s back, he’s batting 4th.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 11, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Sesame Street Reds are brought to you by the letter "J" and the number "last"

Jay
Janish
Junior
Joey
Jolbert
Johnny

Jocketty knows what he likes, and likes what he sees.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

'sup brendan?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit!

I had a good answer to this question, and then I forgot what I was going to say!

Oh! I think I just wanted to mention that it’s been a surprising pleasure that Bill Simmons is writing some of his strongest articles in years over the past two weeks. For awhile, he was getting really pissy with espn.com, and never posting new material. But they apparently buried the hatchet in time for the NBA Finals, and he’s been on a hot streak that’s not been seen for a long, long time. A simple pleasure, but a real one.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

your on drugs

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

get it?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda been "Javy" catching

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by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"the number last"

rec’d

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 11, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

reply button

also rec’d

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 11, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what's the over-under

on the number of no-hit innings?

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

three

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cueto is going to give up runs.........

The Cards have a history of killing young righties(we have already seen them dispatch the failing Bailey with ease). They already have creamed Cueto’s clock once already as well.

With Pujols down, it will help. But he will give up hits at a alarming rate at times.

by Johnnypronto on Jun 11, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

gee whiz

I was actually right. I have never been right before. What do i do now?

by johnniepronto on Jun 12, 2008 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes and his average is very laruesque

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that seems a little high

me must be on a hot streak

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little wild...

4 strikes, 9 balls so far.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That's putting it kindly

Freakin’ Ankiel.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i guess johnnypronto was right...

but only me and gray are here to see it

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

hello and goodbye

not gonna watch this shit on Gameday all night

blow it up

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

blue before you go...

are we gonna get jordan crawford?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't really want him

he’s no Joe, this year’s game notwithstanding

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jun 11, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's probably the only time i saw him play...

he looked pretty good then, with jch cheering him on

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cueto looks scared

Maybe I should have said walks rather than hits. Cueto looks shellshocked.

Cards kill young righties.

by Johnnypronto on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

that's gotta be against the rules

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

fu man larue

makes me sad

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And these balls are all over the place...

It’s not even like he’s only missing by a bit or anything.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

It appears LaRue has been paying the catcher witch, too.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

31 pitches, 5 runs.

Efficient run production from Cueto!

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

two hits?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody seen any good movies?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 11, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of which, we need to bring back theme nights, stat.

And none of this “crotch rock” crap. That killed music theme night.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw sex and the city...

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was good...

i also enjoyed iron man

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes...

i also saw made of honor (better than it should have been)
and it happens in vegas (good time waster not real good but enjoyable)
forgetting sarah marshall (pretty funny)
harold and kumar (eh)
smart people (depressing movie with weird non ending)
be kind rewind (shoulda been strait to video)
I may have seen a couple others, but I can’t remember right now.

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't want to ruin the ending for you

but it was less of a rip off of my best friend’s wedding than i thought it was going to be

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you know what happens at the end of my best friends wedding?

that doesn’t happen in made of honor

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need to watch more girly movies

or i can’t converse with you :-)

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

maid in manhattan

it was terrible

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw SATC opening weekend

I think two other guys were in the theatre. It was satisfying for the hardcore fans, but very predictable. And less nudity than I expected hoped.

by ken on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

i feared some of the nudity going into it

so i was happy a lot of them kept their clothes on.

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets see about Pole:

1.Arroyo has regressed since he has been here
2.Bailey started his mechanical change when Pole came(if you read Redszone at least) and has floundered since then
3.Harang has started to look ragged
4.Cueto came up looking like a real find now has fallen apart at the seams.

Volquez seems to be the only guy that has progressed, but how much of that is still leftover from his Texas development?

The fact is, Jocketty values a good pitching coach. Pole has a very shaky rep outside a quick stint in Cleveland. I gotta think he is close being gone.

by Johnnypronto on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope so

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whom should we hire?

I mean, I have no idea about such things.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

leo mazzone is available

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

A hands off pitching coach

IE: Don’t try and force a guy like Bailey to shorten his delivery when he was doing fine with the one he had. It was how he got the extension,explosion and velocity of his fastball.

by Johnnypronto on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's see about pole

1. Not really
2. He is young dummy
3. Yes since no one else has ever had a bad year with no run support
4. see #2

Volquez was 2-9 as a starter for Texas so I’m glad he brought all of that with him.

by johnniepronto on Jun 12, 2008 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

It’s depressing to tune in only to see we’re already down 5-0 and to hear Looper took 11 pitches to get through the first.

by Red Menace on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing I didn't go to the game tonight

Last night wasn’t much better but at least I had some fun

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

it's tradin' season, and we got a lot of stuff to trade

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

pete got to him

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't see him...

but i didn’t watch the first four or five innings

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what time is the game tomorrow?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

7:00

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jun 11, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is jeep always trying to trick me?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just doesn't want me to watch the game apparently

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. A conspiracy for sure.

I’ll make sure and set up another gunman on the grassy knoll so you won’t make it to the TV on time

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

crickets chirping

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 11, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was on the train on the way home reading Posnanski's post on the iphone about how the Royals hitters never take walks and their pitchers give up a lot of walks.

Then I flipped over to catch the top half of the first inning. Excellent. So I decided not to watch the game when I got home.

by Brian B on Jun 11, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

There’s a good rerun of “Ghost Hunters” on Sci-Fi.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

“Garden State Ghosts.”

Yikes! New Jersey is scary enough, even without ghosts…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gonna brave your way through it

to come to the Red Reporter Outing at Nationals Park?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

With gas prices

at nose bleed levels, and projected to be even higher in August, I don’t think so.

(Unless Bubba is signed by the Nats, of course!)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

go to buszoo.com (I think)

You can get a bus from NYC to DC for $1.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd heard about them

You get free Internet access, too.

But I don’t live in NYC. I’m upstate.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I can only help you out so much

You gotta meet me halfway. Well, really you gotta meet me in DC. Whatever. I can’t fucking believe the Reds games versus the Yankees are sold out.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe they are, either

Yankees games usually sell out, especially weekend games. But they didn’t even seem close to sold out when I checked a couple of weeks ago.

Lots of tickets available on Stubhub, though.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

I wanted my $18 bleacher seats. Yankees tickets are ‘spensive!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I warned youse guys

to buy tickets as soon as they went on sale, if you were going.

Bleacher seats are cheap. But they are alcohol-free. No beer sales. And you aren’t allowed in Monument Park if you only have a bleacher ticket.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony

can’t “Glaus” over the fact that he just grounded into a double play!

Ha, ha!

by Gray on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

to further the movie conversation

the new m night shamalan (Sp?) movie looks like a real piece of crap

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

better than

seeing dead people fuckin’. Cause that would just be wrong on many levels

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not seeing why that's so critical

Speaking of that movie, I’ve always liked Zooey Deschanel for her girl-next-door qualities (anyone see the Wizard of Oz thing on SciFi earlier this year?). So I was disappointed when my sister-in-law, who’s a chef, told me that Zooey came into her restaurant with a small scale and weighed her entree (fish I believe), eating only a small portion of the meal. Not that she’s an indie queen but I thought she was insulated from that crap. Bah.

by ken on Jun 11, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sucks

there should be magazine articles out there making fun of celebrities for shit like that. Maybe that would get them to be more normal.

by Brian B on Jun 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's devolving into self-parody

At least that’s what the trailer promising unspecified mystery that looks like it won’t payoff suggests.

by Red Menace on Jun 11, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should just make a sequel to unbreakable

and quite forcing a new shitty movie upon us every year

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Bench been drinking?

He sounds like he picked up a personality on his way to the booth.

by Brian B on Jun 11, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Plugging his book?

He was on an espn.com chat earlier today. He likes Griffey and Bruce. Pudge is a good catcher. Etc.

by ken on Jun 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Not for this team. They always bat the pitcher 8th.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the logic there?

I thought I read it was statistically a wash.

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't make a really huge difference

But supposedly, your worst hitter should bat 8th in the ideal lineup. The ninth hitter is supposed to be leadoff type guy.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda weird

that TLR stopped doing that after ‘98, then picked it up again only after Milwaukee said they’d give it a try.

by ken on Jun 11, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big night at my house

Bull Durham arrived from Netflix tonight. I get to watch some real baseball.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 11, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the shot that Bench took at Jason LaRue

“Jason LaRue hits a homerun . . . where does this come from?”

by Brian B on Jun 11, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I had just walked in when he said that

funny stuff. It would be nice to hear JB do a game again (even 4 innings)

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

First I was pissed that I was late and missed part of the game, and now

I am pissed that I have caught any of it. Johnny Cueto is breaking my heart! That many walks ….unreal.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 11, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi Kids

Wow Cueto must translate to walk in spanish

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

the team just looks like they are clueless in this series

and the Cardinals are a very confident team right now.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is time to really embrace the Youth Movement, do the right thing and trade Griffey to a contender

and focus on signing or trading Dunn. Management cannot really think they are in it to win it this year, which is ok, but taking care of Dunn, one way or another, must become new priority.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear you and I agree.

I think that is why we should just expect the mercurial team that corresponds with a team full of young players.
Maybe I am too optimistic but I am excited about the future of this team, but the future is not now, I do not think. I hope I am wrong.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 11, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got in from my softball game

this is very disappointing, I must say.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

boring

I’ve been rereading this classic thread—the guilty pleasures/movies/weird tangents discusison. Apparently it’s the first time Alan alerted us to Alaska’s hot Governess.

by Red Menace on Jun 11, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

no shit?

I was listening to Heavy Metal Drummer by Wilco on the way back from Ann Arbor this evening and that thread popped into my head. I hadn’t thought about it for a long time – probably since it happened. That’s like some voodoo shit going on right there.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ann Arbor?

how was the Cesspool of the West?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get out of the office much

and the boring people that I was hanging out with went to Mediteranno’s, which is right across the street from our hotel. It’s good, but I was really looking forward to dining at one of the numerous fantastic restaurants in A2. There are too many good choices to be choosing the closest option.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

drumming

I was going to include “drummers” in my summary of the thread’s subjects, but then I thought I’d have to include the beginnings of lolcats on Red Reporter. So I went with weird tangents.

by Red Menace on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ken said he liked the Pipettes!

They’re still fuckin’ great! And I finally realized that “Pull Shapes” video was taken from “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.” A further guilty pleasure: I secretly wish that I could refer to myself as “The Teen Tycoon of Rock.”

Also, Kelly Affair would be a good rollerderby name.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loopers pitch count

is less than Cueto’s in about the 3rd inning

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm off to watch Ghost Hunters

at least some of that strangeness makes sense to me

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

this is sad

We’re not even going to threads tonight, are we?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

we should just bury this body

10-0 holy crap

and it is effecting Mr Bruce also. Two hands rookie

Dusty better get this turned around quick

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And...

Jay Bruce just dropped a can of corn to let in (at least) two more runs. He’s now the third Reds outfielder this year (after Dunn and Griffey) to drop a routine fly ball out of his glove.

by Red Menace on Jun 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

it looked like the ball

hit on the heel of his glove but there is still no excuse for that crap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me be the first to say...

“Anybody feel like Dunn and Griffey are starting to have a negative influence on Bruce? He was so good when he first came up, but now that he’s been hanging around those two, he’s slacking.”

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a Bruce apologist

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no no

You don’t get it. Dunn’s gonna be gone after this year. We have to start tearing down the youngsters.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We must keep Dunn

if for no reason other than having someone to vilify as Votto and Bruce climb to Superstardom. Oh yeah, we can always kick around your boy BP too.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I like being the only one that really kicks him around

helps me get into the character “Michael” that I am playing in the Red Reporter: The Musical in Summer Stock.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

is that going to play here?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

but that reminds me. You should hear Man Mountain sing the number “Purple Prose Index.” It’s mouth-watering. We tried to get RJ Vagislick to “Bringing the HEAT” just before it, but he’s filming a pilot for a Spanish Channel soap opera. So, Zach is filling in.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

er, that should be "sing" before "Bringint the HEAT"

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme try it again

Anybody FEEL like Dunn and Griffey are starting TO have a negative INFLUENCE on Bruce? HE was so good WHEN he first came up, but now THAT he’s been hanging around those two, he’S slacking.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

still no

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well WheN you PUT it THAT WAY.

I agree. I think Dunn is influencing Bruce negatively. Perhaps even Making HIM HAVE IMPURE thoughts!

by CrimsonKing on Jun 11, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looper

Gets a complete game shutout. And he didn’t even throw 100 pitches.

This game sucked big, green, warty pickles.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That's twice in less than a week they've been shutout by a pitcher with 103 pitches or less

Did they suddenly commit whole-hog to the swing at everything approach?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame Dusty

He’s made them all afraid of clogging up the basepaths.

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by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

any one going Friday?

and how far is West Chester from the stadium? and is that a nice area to stay in?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It's about 30 minutes to the stadium

according to Google Maps

It’s a decent area, but it’s a little far out from the park and I-75 can be a bitch to navigate at times because of the constant construction.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll be there friday

as will ash

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are no bad Fridays

well maybe if you get pierced with nails and hung up on a Cross but that’s another story.

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by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

My wife and I will be there on Friday as well. Where are you guys sitting?

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by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

right field i think

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that volquez's night to pitch?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

actually I hope so

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by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope so too...

i’ve seen volquez about five times this year, and I usually leave happy when he pitches!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give you a call before the game

We are going to try to get there early enough to go over to the HOF, pay homage to the shrine of Vada, and then catch some batting practice

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've got a season pass to the HOF

I don’t think ash is going to be there until around six, but I plan on being in newport most all of the day

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, we may have given up ten runs

but at least we didn’t score!

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I rarely score when I've got the runs

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

ken may be into that kinda thing

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i concur

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My quote is from an SNL sketch

Jon Lovitz played a hypnotist on Broadway and that was the exact review from every person who came out of the show.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of Jon Lovitz I just saw him in Southland Tales.

Now that was a screwed up movie. I really want my 3 hours back.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 11, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've threatened it my last several trips to blockbuster

is it no good?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it wasnt for me, it was by the guy who did Donnie Darko, which i liked, but

this was a little to chaotic for me. He took Revelations and wove it in with the idea of parallel dimensions and tried to make a modern apocalyptic tale. I admire the ambition but I really was not entertained. It really comes across as a vanity project to me.

by CrimsonKing on Jun 11, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel very good about going out with my cute coworker

to get drunk at happy hour. She knew a bartender, so ten beers and an order of chicken fingers came to $21. Fan-fucking-tastic!

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I watched Bull Durham tonight

This is the smartest that I’ve felt in a long time.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys

You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Dick Pole!
Dick Pole: Lollygaggers!
Dusty: Lollygaggers.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 beers > 10 runs allowed

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and...

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by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah brendan

did you treat her like everyone else treats your mom?

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Brendan is not drinking for free and tellin

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by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could at least post a pic

When it comes to Phil Mickelson...Marty's not a fan.

by chandrathan on Jun 11, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

cute co worker is probably a dude

not that there is any thing wrong with that

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by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gave her a rid home, if you know what I mean

(what Brendan means is that he gave her a ride to her Metro stop, where her car was parked. Brendan goes home an actionless man. Still better than following a 10-0 shellacking on the internet. I fucking hate when Johnnypronto, off base though he may be, gets nominally proven right.)

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

rid home

is that what you kids call “not getting any” now?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Come up for coffee?"

“Sorry, I have to talk to my friends on the internet about a bad baseball team we follow.”

by Red Menace on Jun 11, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"No, it keeps me up."

Coffee’s not coffee at midnight.

“Come up for coffee?”

“Nah, I’m not in the mood.”

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jun 11, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How 'bout a nightcap?

No thanks, I don’t wear them.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only sailors wear condoms, baby

“Not in the ‘90’s, they don’t!”

They should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the worst game of the season

Fire Dusty.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jun 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

can we trade managers with the cubs,

for situations like this game? Would have loved to see a Pinella blow up during a 10 run loss, give us something to get excited about

by thedecline19 on Jun 11, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously!

The Cubs blew a game against the Reds alst year, and Pinella ate the reporters alive after the game. The Cubs then went on a tear and never looked back. You think Baker would even think about trying to light a fire under the team? He’s in his office laughing at the fact he got a 3 year deal!

by Brian B on Jun 11, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought last night was the most embarrassing game of the season

But tonight’s takes the cake. Just wow. Maybe the Reds should call up Ricky Henderson or Bonds or some other sideshow and see if they want to play ball.

by Brian B on Jun 11, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

Adam Dunn’s streak for consecutive games while getting on base at least once ended tonight at 26. It was the longest such streak for the Reds this season and the longest since 2005/2006 when Ryan Freel went 33 straight games across two seasons.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 11, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What is galling to me about the last two nights

is that, looking at the lineups, I don’t think I’d trade anyone in the Reds lineup for their counterpart on the Cardinals, now that Pooholes is gone.

And we still got absolutely destroyed.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Jun 11, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoever puts up the next game thread

I say it is high time to put that little bastard baby under the clothes basket again.

Maybe someone with Photoshop could put Corey Patterson under there….

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by MixFMKyle on Jun 12, 2008 7:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Seconded.

The baby goes back under the basket tonight.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 12, 2008 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a bit premature

They’ve only lost 2 in a row. And if it weren’t for Cody F’ing Ross, they’d be 3-3 in their last 6. It’s not quite on the level of baby torture yet, is it?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on Jun 12, 2008 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reasons why the baby goes back in the basket:

- The team is 5 games under .500
- The team is 11 1/2 games back in the division
- The team has been outscored 17-2 the last 2 games, where they faced a guy making his first ML start and Braden f’ing Looper
- The starters have gone 6 innings or less in the last 6 games (and a few of those were stretching it past 100 pitches)
- They are about to get swept at home by a division rival, without their best player

I’m not saying that it’s time to blow it up, or that this is a must-win game by any means, but there’s gotta be some sort of urgency there. Getting swept at home with the chance to fall 12 1/2 back does not bode well for their playoff chances. If the baby doesn’t go in the basket tonight, it sure as hell goes tomorrow night.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jun 12, 2008 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just 2 in a row?

Thats really all? Feels about like 20

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by MixFMKyle on Jun 12, 2008 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

For what it's worth...

I was right on. We only managed hits in two innings.

by Gray on Jun 12, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

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