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Game 35 Thread: Cubs at Reds Part III

The one where we hit 6 home runs and Volquez had 8 strikeouts going into the bottom of the sixth.

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First!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

first

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you fucked it up!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hi!

What’s up kiddies..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey dude!

look the reds are winning!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fairweather fan.

Yeah, I only show up when they are ahead by 7 runs..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bp hurt?

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

votto..

lets make it threee

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

send his ass back to louisville!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 HRS!!!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His name is Kilroy!

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW

Player of the game?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

curtain call delgado!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VOTTO, EH!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he flipped the bat

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In honor of our bestest Canadian

It’s now also a Progressive Conservative party.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey ladies

Nice game you guys have going on. How bout that Votto kid, huh?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you come bearing gifs?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do, I do

The first hit on a google image search for votto boobs>

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice cans

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

what did you think I was talking about?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I need a pair

of those.. Mine are getting wore out.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Run for the cure

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but they are rally killers

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're unearned runs, right Welsh?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hatteberg has gotta be so pissed

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why?

what happened to his hair?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lets go to Cubs blogs and talk shit!!!

Or not…because we are classy but still woo!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No. Please don't.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe if the Reds weren't 5.5 games back of the cubs

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that SBNation has facilitated cross-blog action

it’s so much less cool. When we did it against LA back in the day nobody did that. Now everyone’s poppin their collars.

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feast or Famine.

Ya know, nothing cheeses me off more when a team goes 0-fer, can’t score and now they do this.
BTW: Started typing this before tHom started talking about it.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i want votto video

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

None of the 9 runs today

were scored by runners in scoring position

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how is that possible?

are you saying you can score runs and not be in scoring position?

/mind blown

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did they show it on tv last night

when someone threw a baseball on the field from the stands?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well...it HAD to be done by a cubs fan

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a good day for you guys

I see that Mesoraco, Frazier, and Valaika all got promoted.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no Stubbs though

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He needs to play in Double-A first

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP

Out of game, Freel In

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP wants to get his shower in and get out of there before the media tries to talk to him

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think he hurt himself in the second inning

with one of his controlled swings…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Volquez still in

Reaction?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKK

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And his ERA is shrinking

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's the league leader!\

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE WAS IN THE POOL!

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

He needs to make that an even 10.. It’s the Monk in me..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

I toke benadryl before the game to prevent a reaction.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

toke = took

english is my second language

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's the first? Binary?

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

nice

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

101

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

binary and non-binary?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not against it

He’s just now hitting 100 pitches and dominating. I’d probably take him out after this inning though.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

104 pitches

1K and 1BB in the inning.

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joey Votto and his three homers... Sitting on my fantasy bench.

But YAY for the Reds, of course

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe later

I can sit on your fantasy bench?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

battlekow

where was she 15 years ago?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

High school?

(Please don’t say in the womb, please don’t say in the womb)

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

umm... 5th grade ... or so

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hah, you're older than me

It’s amazing how hard it is to find non-nude granny boob pictures.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds like a niche waiting to be filled on the internets

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know you sir, but I like you already!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was going to be mean.

by saying something like “Her fantasy bench is pretty fool”, but then I realized I might see you again sometime this year and thought better of it..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damnit..

Where was the editor on that.. Fool = Full..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's "bird"

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good call, I've been known to throw popcorn into beer...

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And push people over bar stools..

Oh wait.. OBC did that on his own..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he was 'tired'

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on.. Strike out...

Last chance for 10 Ks.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STRIKE 3, Asshole!

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn it

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

114 pitches

gotta bring someone else in this 9 run lead.

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoa

gameday just dropped from 114 pitches to 109 before Lee’s at-bat. What’s he at?

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mine still says the first one

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yahoo has 118..

118 – 75 was what is on the Yahoo Box Score..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fogg?

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Reds didn't even have anyone up in the pen

beautiful

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty, Dusty, Dusty

You don’t get a reputation for nothing, mang.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6 walks... ick

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4th time this year

he’s walked 4 or more batters in a game.

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

plus this pitch count sucks

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Especially up 9 runs.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHIP going up..

His ERA might be going down, but his WHIP is going up after today..
He might take the lead for SOs..

WOOHOO.. 10! K!

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SO leader

Anyone else in the top 10 or so pitching tonight?

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SO Leaders

Harang has 47 and Santana.

Everyone in the top 15 has had 7 or 8 games to EVs 6 before today. So including today would give him 52 in 7 games..
Yahoo Stats

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice Job Edinson.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another k!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there it is

a perfect 10

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cue Battlekow gif

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VOLKKKKKKKKKKSWAGEN!

Hit the showers, kid. Nice game.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cue Battlkow gif

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kids, dudes

whichever

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Somewhere Krivsky is

spooging all over his sweater for making that trade.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKKK

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

way to finish strong

now we just have to hold on for who ever comes next

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, it was a fucking great start

however, he’ll probably get blasted next time out after that 120-pitch outing. Plus those walks are going to catch up with him sooner or later

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we should trade him while his value is high

maybe we can get josh hamilton

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Texas NEEDS Pitching!

They might just do it..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah he needs to cut those down

because you can’t get away with that very often against DLee or Berkman or Pujols. those guys will eventually make you pay if you face them with too many runners on base.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our SO and NL ERA leader:

VolKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSwagen!

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, have I got a radio ad for you guys

We have a little kid, right? With an annoying voice. And he sings Take Me Out to the Ballgame just slightly off key. The entire song. But here’s the best part… we change the lyrics so they’re all things you can do in Cincinnati.

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't get it.

What can you do in Cincinnati?

by Gray on May 7, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how does that fill the whole song?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds expensive

can we afford it?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 3:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...where I can smoke

Buy me a carton and 5th of Jack

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and kill horses

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ouch..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably

but who cares?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's ok, Childrens Services is already after us for the

whole baby under the basket thing

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't understand that either

we left air holes for it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tried.

I tried to get an updated picture. My 3 year old put one on the 1 year old and then sat on top. I couldn’t get to the camera fast enough. Recreating the event only ended in non-participation from both of them.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think all posters with kids should do their own laundry basket picture

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Call down the thunder.

I think someone would probably call 421-KIDS on us for sure then..

Maybe we could have Laundry Basket day when we decide to all take our kids to the ballpark for a RR outing.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn you, Patterson!

Now Dusty thinks you can hit again!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all he needs is some playing time and he'll find his rhythm..

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hopefully that line can transfer over

to the DFA line at the next station

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm...

“K”orey got a hit. Knock him in, Cherry!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mlb.tv

is now providing “live look-ins” of any further ABs for Votto to see if he hits another HR.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bob Brenly on mascot costume advancement

Confused by it

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

keep it going

I want to see Votto get another AB

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn every time Cedeno comes up to bat I think he plays for us

I mean Corey Patterson, Jerry Hariston and Roger Cedeno all are the same player.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

zach i expect better from you...

that’s racist!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I spelled Cedeno is two different ways in that post

and I still don’t know if I spelled his last name right!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don't get it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that boy ain't right

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this game on WGN?

have I been wasting all this time listening to the Cowboy talk about cooking beavers and what not

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it is not on wgn

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, I don't think so

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All right Griffey

This Votto kid’s got three. Dunn hit one. BAKO hit one. Even Cherry freakin’ Hudson hit on.

Hit 598.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh well

2-5 at the plate. Not bad.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lake county was the center of the universe last night

we decided it was the biggest moment for gary since that jackson 5 block party in 1972

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn it

now does hatteberg stay in at first?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

votto stays in!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto left on deck.

Scotty Hatteberg, how’s she blowin’?

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa.

Seems like the wind has been blowing out today.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM in for Bako

Jo-eh still in at first!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How is Valentin

a defensive substitution?

I don’t get it.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

9-0

that’s how

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice find

she’s prettier than normal in that picture

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 3:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she has crazy eyes in that picture

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 3:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know they only let you go in there by yourself?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone's been in the negative makeout closet

except….

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking of crazy eyes

Denver just put up this sculpture outside its airport. It’s the first thing a visitor sees. Fucking terrifying.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, but Patterson had a hit today

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or for, um, a leg

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunno if anyone noticed this or not...

But Lieber is the one of two Cubs pitchers ever to give up four home runs in an inning.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsMrLSQ8IcUahoMRro4J_Io5nYcB?slug=txcubslieber&prov=st&type=lgns

Interestingly enough, the other Cubs pitcher to do it? Phil Norton in 2000. Why am I not surprised?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

joey gets his own thread

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/7/482032/game-35-thread-cubs-at-red

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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