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Game 35 Thread: Cubs at Reds Part III

The one where we hit 6 home runs and Volquez had 8 strikeouts going into the bottom of the sixth.

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First!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

first

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

you fucked it up!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hi!

What’s up kiddies..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

hey dude!

look the reds are winning!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Fairweather fan.

Yeah, I only show up when they are ahead by 7 runs..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

bp hurt?

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

votto..

lets make it threee

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

send his ass back to louisville!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

3 HRS!!!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

His name is Kilroy!

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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

damn

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

WOW

Player of the game?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

Hard to top Volquez

But Jo-eh might have done it.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

curtain call delgado!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

VOTTO, EH!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

And he flipped the bat

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

In honor of our bestest Canadian

It’s now also a Progressive Conservative party.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hey ladies

Nice game you guys have going on. How bout that Votto kid, huh?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

you come bearing gifs?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I do, I do

The first hit on a google image search for votto boobs>

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

nice cans

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   1 recs

what did you think I was talking about?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

her enormous rick houses

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   3 recs

rec'd

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I need a pair

of those.. Mine are getting wore out.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Run for the cure

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I love photoshop!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

but they are rally killers

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

They're unearned runs, right Welsh?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hatteberg has gotta be so pissed

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

Who?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Why?

what happened to his hair?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Lets go to Cubs blogs and talk shit!!!

Or not…because we are classy but still woo!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

No. Please don't.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

maybe if the Reds weren't 5.5 games back of the cubs

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Now that SBNation has facilitated cross-blog action

it’s so much less cool. When we did it against LA back in the day nobody did that. Now everyone’s poppin their collars.

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Don't worry I am not

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Feast or Famine.

Ya know, nothing cheeses me off more when a team goes 0-fer, can’t score and now they do this.
BTW: Started typing this before tHom started talking about it.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

i want votto video

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

None of the 9 runs today

were scored by runners in scoring position

by rojosoto on May 7, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

how is that possible?

are you saying you can score runs and not be in scoring position?

/mind blown

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

did they show it on tv last night

when someone threw a baseball on the field from the stands?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

well...it HAD to be done by a cubs fan

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

It's a good day for you guys

I see that Mesoraco, Frazier, and Valaika all got promoted.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

no Stubbs though

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

ahh ok

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

He needs to play in Double-A first

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

BP

Out of game, Freel In

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

BP wants to get his shower in and get out of there before the media tries to talk to him

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

they Cubs announcers said he looked hurt running to 1st base

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i think he hurt himself in the second inning

with one of his controlled swings…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Volquez still in

Reaction?

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by battlekow on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

KKKKKKKKK

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

And his ERA is shrinking

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

he's the league leader!\

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

HE WAS IN THE POOL!

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT to parent up