Game 35 Thread: Cubs at Reds Part II
We're averaging 2 home runs an inning. Let's shoot for 16.
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16 HRs per inning is kinda high expectations, don't you think?
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that would be a record or something
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto stealing with a 5-0 lead?
seems odd to me, but then Dusty’s strategy often does.
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A Canadian? Stealing?
But Michael Moore showed me how they don’t even lock their doors.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Any of yall noticed
that Votto doesn’t step out of the batter’s box until he’s been thrown a strike?
Am I wrong?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ya know what's awesome?
the seventh inning stretch last night, when the entire crowd sang “if the cubbies don’t win it’s a shame”
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that sounds like the opposite of awesome
but they still haven’t won anything important since 1908.
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sadly there weren't enough reds fans to start any kind of anti cubs chant
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would've gone
but damnit this series snuck up on me and I didn’t have time to get my shit done to free up the night.
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't hear you
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and "let's root root root for the cubbies"
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patience
The runs will reveal themselves, when you are ready.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Some things I didn't know before today
Brantley likes leather.
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that sounds homophonic
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
leather?
I don’t even know her.
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?
by Lakeman on May 7, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lets hope the rain holds until after 5
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sukudome
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes!
you totally nailed him with that one!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks, I was inspired by "dacubs" and his clever "Korey" nickname
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why you even tried...
no one can be as clever as dacubs
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude you fucked it up
it’s “K”orey
and Rusty
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't want to load up on the interior quotation marks
Didn’t want to send that SB Nation server into the shop again.
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally
I would suggest meeting up for the bats games again this summer, but I’ll be out of the country at the time.
by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's not a draft coming up, is there?
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you not wearing undewear?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any "Horry Kow" shirts in the crowd last night, than or Daedalus?
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that i saw
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't see any, either
i was looking for them, though
by Daedalus on May 7, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy Santo sounds like he is in pain
when he is talking. It is pretty brutal.
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'd be in pain too.
If I was missing both arms and legs
by bengalred on May 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gggggggggot'im
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you're just in time for Corey Patterson to bat again
so…the party ain’t over yet
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
surprise!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pants party
Don’t wear any undewear! (You’ll have to ask MM what that is)
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was Queens and Aces
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you going to dc united tomorrow night?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't
but GG is going. Drop her a line.
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool
Free parking tomorrow, courtesy of Volkswagen (hey, it all ties back to baseball!), the new jersey sponsor. Also, Screaming Eagle tailgates are, bar none, the best deal in DC.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
62 pitches through 4 for the Wagon
Not too shabby.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the rain has started in florence
hopefully we can get six more out in quickly
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Team player.
"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
patterson took a big ass swing
for the popup to not even get back to the pitcher’s mound
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess the Date Contest
for the Patterson DFA.
I’ll go with 6-15
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he makes it all the way thru the season...
be plenty of playing time for him once dunn and griffey are traded
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-8
is my b-day. What a present that would be.
by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
leave the game already?
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, never went
my f’ing neighbor had the tix, and didn’t get back ‘til 1:30. By which time, I told him to stick it.
by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hairston can flat hit the ball out of the ballpark
career 33 HR in 2900+ PAs.
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
rain starting, get another half inning in!
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
please lord get this game in
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Three quick outs
An easy task for Voltron!
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how bad is the rain?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you can't stop it
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll treat you like spielberg
get jurassicked in the park
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't know me, you don't know my style. 'bout to get goofy like Gomer Pyle.
Yeah, I had Shaq Diesel on Cassette.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All us jealous punks couldn't stop his dunks
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
volquez ties harang and santana for ml lead
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
got im, one more
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't get the pitcher though
Been awhile since Marshall had a hit.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volquez: New MLB K leader
One more than Harang
by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
derrek lee is terrifying
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn it voltron
get out of this inning!
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
another K!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOT... HIM!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Atta boy, Voltron.
"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VolKKKKKKKswagen!
And it’s official!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually he passed it a K ago
He had 42. Harang has 48.
by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pay attention
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he meant the game
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about getting through 5 innings.
The game counts now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But yeah, ML lead in strikeouts is awesome.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 strikeouts!
But 4 hits and 4 walks.
Volquez sucks.
by Gray on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His WHIP is over 1?
Cut him.
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by BK on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's racist
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CUT EVERYBODY!
Ya mo murdered a lot of people out there.
“They’re not people, James Ingram. They’re Jimmy Buffett fans.”
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
explain that one to me please
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'than doesn't get it
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by BK on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to watch Yacht Rock already
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it just soooooooo long
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"But, Jimmy Buffett sucks co--"
[hit with poison dart in the neck]
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fukodome
isn’t that where flair beat you in ‘89?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See?
There’s at least something to be positive about.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring forth the rain!
Wait, they just postpone games now, right? They have to make up the remainder at a later date if this gets called?
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no
it’s official like a referee with a whistle
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they would make it up, i guess, if it was the top of an inning and the cubs were rallying
i dont really know how those rules work. but if it were called right now, we win
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not once it is an official game and a team has a lead
and it is now official, and the reds got the lead.
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aramis had to strike out like the others
All for one, one for all.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP Gets
His Dinger
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fast comment
I read that comment before I heard it called on the radio. That’s impressive.
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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in play, run(s)(!!!!!)
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VOTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't be expecting a quote from Phillips
he didn’t see you around his locker during the 2nd thru 4th innings
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to back
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
in play, run(s) (!!!!!!)
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dude. this is fucking sweet.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a hooha two times Wednesday!?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Throwin this out
Votto got any shot for ROY?
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lookin at stats
I’d say it is between him, Soto, and Fukudome
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
looking at stats
I’d say we’re a month into the season. By this point last year, Ryan Braun was still 3 weeks from his debut.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
looking at stats
i’d say you’re a poopy-pants party-fucker
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this the pity party, the oscar party, or the pants party?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't need stats to see that
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does volquez qualify as a rookie?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's new to me this year
Doesn’t that count?
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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just realized
you would be a good mediator when blue and gray get in their arguments
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he ha he
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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, this is satisfying
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The waste!
Where was this last night?
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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More HR action! :D
Trying to reclaim our usual HR league lead in one game I guess.
by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is unreal
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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cowboy with Russian accent:
“Strong Like Bull”
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he can fake a russian accent
How come he can barely speak English?
by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his fake russian accent
sounds pretty much like his regular accent
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
it was definitely a Siberian accent
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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
East of the Bering Strait
everyone knows “The Cowboy”
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he say Moose and Squirrel?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 true outcomes
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thats the dunner cycle
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slyde, earmuffs
Edwin swings at the first pitch from a new pitcher. One pitch, one out.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
come on voltron, help your own cause

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by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bunting to set up Patterson
Seems prudent.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah lets bunt them over
for patterson to pop it to the pitcher for the 3rd out.
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sean Gallagher looks like a doofus in his GameDay pic

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by BK on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Daddy?
Is that you papa?
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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Brenly on metereological advancement
also for it
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The man's a pioneer.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a scientist
He belongs in a museum!
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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Lucas wanted lots and lots of aliens in the next Indy movie
And apparently, he got his way, at least to an extent.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucas also wanted to shoot entirely on a sound stage with CGI
He didn’t get his way. Entertainment Weekly had a pretty funny interview with Lucas and Spielberg. Georgie really wanted to Phantom Menace it, but Steven just ignored him.
by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spielbergs only requirement was a lot of dead Nazis
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your sig
I just googled your signature and this thread, http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/3/472180/game-31-thread-reds-at-bra, was the first result. You are taking over the web.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
taking over?
I already own it.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he means a weather-controlling machine?
I like where his head’s at.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally missed that one
/hangs head in shame
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's ok...
even the greatest mess up from time to time
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you're not in the fuckin' club!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well then this club is formed
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm for 'em
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well atlease he made it past the mound
Only took 4 AB’s
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CoPa
Why, oh why, are you playing? C’mon Dusty you have given him a chance. Cut him loose
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"K"orey ends the inning.
I don’t like him much.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His mom just put him on waivers in her fantasy league.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worked out a trade with Ryan Perriloux's mom
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
another k!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Catcher Witch
doesn’t do day games after night games.
Except for Paul Bako.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else find tHom's Truman Show strike out call a bit annoying?
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how many k's now?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ocho
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 and counting
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
94 pitches. Does Dusty send him out for the 7th?
by bengalred on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont. dusty does
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say yes
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how high's the water mama?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh good, now tHom's kid is on the air
and the quality of the broadcast just went up immensely.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is his name chip?
or is it luke?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean cHip?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Wagon hits 94
Send him out for the 7th, sez I!
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
The Reds don’t have day care for their employees?
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Machine Room

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
george lucasless new thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/7/482002/game-35-thread-cubs-at-red
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Volquez has been awesome
Just got to work on the pitch counts a bit.
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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
in play, run(s) (!!!!!!!)
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck i should have traded justin morneau for votto in my keeper league
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This kid is a Cubs Killer
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we're over here
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/7/482002/game-35-thread-cubs-at-red
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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