Game 35 Thread: Cubs at Reds Part II
by Rick House on May 7, 2008 1:25 PM EDT
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16 HRs per inning is kinda high expectations, don't you think?
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that would be a record or something
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto stealing with a 5-0 lead?
seems odd to me, but then Dusty’s strategy often does.
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Any of yall noticed
that Votto doesn’t step out of the batter’s box until he’s been thrown a strike?
Am I wrong?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
ya know what's awesome?
the seventh inning stretch last night, when the entire crowd sang “if the cubbies don’t win it’s a shame”
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
that sounds like the opposite of awesome
but they still haven’t won anything important since 1908.
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sadly there weren't enough reds fans to start any kind of anti cubs chant
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I would've gone
but damnit this series snuck up on me and I didn’t have time to get my shit done to free up the night.
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i didn't hear you
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
and "let's root root root for the cubbies"
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Some things I didn't know before today
Brantley likes leather.
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that sounds homophonic
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yes!
you totally nailed him with that one!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks, I was inspired by "dacubs" and his clever "Korey" nickname
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
i don't know why you even tried...
no one can be as clever as dacubs
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
dude you fucked it up
it’s “K”orey
and Rusty
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I didn't want to load up on the interior quotation marks
Didn’t want to send that SB Nation server into the shop again.
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
Incidentally
I would suggest meeting up for the bats games again this summer, but I’ll be out of the country at the time.
not that i saw
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy Santo sounds like he is in pain
when he is talking. It is pretty brutal.
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I guess I'd be in pain too.
If I was missing both arms and legs
gggggggggot'im
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you're just in time for Corey Patterson to bat again
so…the party ain’t over yet
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surprise!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
are you going to dc united tomorrow night?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
the rain has started in florence
hopefully we can get six more out in quickly
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions
Team player.
"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
patterson took a big ass swing
for the popup to not even get back to the pitcher’s mound
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Guess the Date Contest
for the Patterson DFA.
I’ll go with 6-15
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i think he makes it all the way thru the season...
be plenty of playing time for him once dunn and griffey are traded
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
leave the game already?
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Nah, never went
my f’ing neighbor had the tix, and didn’t get back ‘til 1:30. By which time, I told him to stick it.
Hairston can flat hit the ball out of the ballpark
career 33 HR in 2900+ PAs.
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Uh oh
rain starting, get another half inning in!
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how bad is the rain?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
you can't stop it
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In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
he'll treat you like spielberg
get jurassicked in the park
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
you don't know me, you don't know my style. 'bout to get goofy like Gomer Pyle.
Yeah, I had Shaq Diesel on Cassette.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
All us jealous punks couldn't stop his dunks
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
volquez ties harang and santana for ml lead
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got im, one more
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
damn it voltron
get out of this inning!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
another K!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
GOT... HIM!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Atta boy, Voltron.
"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
pay attention
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he meant the game
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I was talking about getting through 5 innings.
The game counts now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
But yeah, ML lead in strikeouts is awesome.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
His WHIP is over 1?
Cut him.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that's racist
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
CUT EVERYBODY!
Ya mo murdered a lot of people out there.
“They’re not people, James Ingram. They’re Jimmy Buffett fans.”
explain that one to me please
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
'than doesn't get it
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by BK on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
you need to watch Yacht Rock already
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it just soooooooo long
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
fukodome
isn’t that where flair beat you in ‘89?
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Bring forth the rain!
Wait, they just postpone games now, right? They have to make up the remainder at a later date if this gets called?
no
it’s official like a referee with a whistle
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they would make it up, i guess, if it was the top of an inning and the cubs were rallying
i dont really know how those rules work. but if it were called right now, we win
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not once it is an official game and a team has a lead
and it is now official, and the reds got the lead.
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fast comment
I read that comment before I heard it called on the radio. That’s impressive.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
in play, run(s)(!!!!!)
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Don't be expecting a quote from Phillips
he didn’t see you around his locker during the 2nd thru 4th innings
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
in play, run(s) (!!!!!!)
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Can I get a hooha two times Wednesday!?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
yes
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Lookin at stats
I’d say it is between him, Soto, and Fukudome
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looking at stats
I’d say we’re a month into the season. By this point last year, Ryan Braun was still 3 weeks from his debut.
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looking at stats
i’d say you’re a poopy-pants party-fucker
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is this the pity party, the oscar party, or the pants party?
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
you don't need stats to see that
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does volquez qualify as a rookie?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i just realized
you would be a good mediator when blue and gray get in their arguments
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this is unreal
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
his fake russian accent
sounds pretty much like his regular accent
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East of the Bering Strait
everyone knows “The Cowboy”
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
come on voltron, help your own cause
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yeah lets bunt them over
for patterson to pop it to the pitcher for the 3rd out.
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Sean Gallagher looks like a doofus in his GameDay pic
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Bob Brenly on metereological advancement
also for it
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
The man's a pioneer.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a scientist
He belongs in a museum!
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Apparently Lucas wanted lots and lots of aliens in the next Indy movie
And apparently, he got his way, at least to an extent.
Lucas also wanted to shoot entirely on a sound stage with CGI
He didn’t get his way. Entertainment Weekly had a pretty funny interview with Lucas and Spielberg. Georgie really wanted to Phantom Menace it, but Steven just ignored him.
Spielbergs only requirement was a lot of dead Nazis
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your sig
I just googled your signature and this thread, http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/3/472180/game-31-thread-reds-at-bra, was the first result. You are taking over the web.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
taking over?
I already own it.
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how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it's ok...
even the greatest mess up from time to time
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Then you're not in the fuckin' club!
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by BK on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm for 'em
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by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
well atlease he made it past the mound
Only took 4 AB’s
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CoPa
Why, oh why, are you playing? C’mon Dusty you have given him a chance. Cut him loose
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
"K"orey ends the inning.
I don’t like him much.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Worked out a trade with Ryan Perriloux's mom
'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.
another k!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
Anybody else find tHom's Truman Show strike out call a bit annoying?
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ocho
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8 and counting
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by BK on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont. dusty does
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
oh good, now tHom's kid is on the air
and the quality of the broadcast just went up immensely.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
is his name chip?
or is it luke?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Seriously?
The Reds don’t have day care for their employees?
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george lucasless new thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/7/482002/game-35-thread-cubs-at-red
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Volquez has been awesome
Just got to work on the pitch counts a bit.
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in play, run(s) (!!!!!!!)
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
fuck i should have traded justin morneau for votto in my keeper league
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
we're over here
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/7/482002/game-35-thread-cubs-at-red
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
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