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Game 35 Thread: Cubs at Reds Part II

We're averaging 2 home runs an inning. Let's shoot for 16.

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16 HRs per inning is kinda high expectations, don't you think?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

that would be a record or something

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Votto stealing with a 5-0 lead?

seems odd to me, but then Dusty’s strategy often does.

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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

A Canadian? Stealing?

But Michael Moore showed me how they don’t even lock their doors.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

yep

believe everything that guy tells you

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Any of yall noticed

that Votto doesn’t step out of the batter’s box until he’s been thrown a strike?

Am I wrong?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

ya know what's awesome?

the seventh inning stretch last night, when the entire crowd sang “if the cubbies don’t win it’s a shame”

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

that sounds like the opposite of awesome

but they still haven’t won anything important since 1908.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

sadly there weren't enough reds fans to start any kind of anti cubs chant

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I would've gone

but damnit this series snuck up on me and I didn’t have time to get my shit done to free up the night.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i didn't hear you

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

and "let's root root root for the cubbies"

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Patience

The runs will reveal themselves, when you are ready.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

Some things I didn't know before today

Brantley likes leather.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

that sounds homophonic

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

leather?

I don’t even know her.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on May 7, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

lets hope the rain holds until after 5

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

sukudome

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

yes!

you totally nailed him with that one!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

thanks, I was inspired by "dacubs" and his clever "Korey" nickname

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i don't know why you even tried...

no one can be as clever as dacubs

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

dude you fucked it up

it’s “K”orey

and Rusty

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I didn't want to load up on the interior quotation marks

Didn’t want to send that SB Nation server into the shop again.

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Incidentally

I would suggest meeting up for the bats games again this summer, but I’ll be out of the country at the time.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

not that i saw

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Boy Santo sounds like he is in pain

when he is talking. It is pretty brutal.

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

I guess I'd be in pain too.

If I was missing both arms and legs

by bengalred on May 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

gggggggggot'im

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

you're just in time for Corey Patterson to bat again

so…the party ain’t over yet

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

surprise!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Pants party

Don’t wear any undewear! (You’ll have to ask MM what that is)

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I thought it was Queens and Aces

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hmm.

Could be right.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

are you going to dc united tomorrow night?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

can't

but GG is going. Drop her a line.

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Cool

Free parking tomorrow, courtesy of Volkswagen (hey, it all ties back to baseball!), the new jersey sponsor. Also, Screaming Eagle tailgates are, bar none, the best deal in DC.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

the rain has started in florence

hopefully we can get six more out in quickly

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

Team player.

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

patterson took a big ass swing

for the popup to not even get back to the pitcher’s mound

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Guess the Date Contest

for the Patterson DFA.

I’ll go with 6-15

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

i think he makes it all the way thru the season...

be plenty of playing time for him once dunn and griffey are traded

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

6-8

is my b-day. What a present that would be.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 1:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

leave the game already?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Nah, never went

my f’ing neighbor had the tix, and didn’t get back ‘til 1:30. By which time, I told him to stick it.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hairston can flat hit the ball out of the ballpark

career 33 HR in 2900+ PAs.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

Uh oh

rain starting, get another half inning in!

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

please lord get this game in

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

Three quick outs

An easy task for Voltron!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

xniJ

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

how bad is the rain?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply reply   0 recs

you can't stop it

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In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

he'll treat you like spielberg

get jurassicked in the park

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

All us jealous punks couldn't stop his dunks

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

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