Game 35 Thread: Cubs at Reds Part II

by Rick House on May 7, 2008 1:25 PM EDT in Game Threads Comment 210 comments

We're averaging 2 home runs an inning. Let's shoot for 16.

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16 HRs per inning is kinda high expectations, don't you think?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that would be a record or something

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FIRST!

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Votto stealing with a 5-0 lead?

seems odd to me, but then Dusty’s strategy often does.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He can do everything

And does.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Except bat higher than fifth.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A Canadian? Stealing?

But Michael Moore showed me how they don’t even lock their doors.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yep

believe everything that guy tells you

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Any of yall noticed

that Votto doesn’t step out of the batter’s box until he’s been thrown a strike?

Am I wrong?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya know what's awesome?

the seventh inning stretch last night, when the entire crowd sang “if the cubbies don’t win it’s a shame”

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that sounds like the opposite of awesome

but they still haven’t won anything important since 1908.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sadly there weren't enough reds fans to start any kind of anti cubs chant

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would've gone

but damnit this series snuck up on me and I didn’t have time to get my shit done to free up the night.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my sister and i were chanting 1908

2008 NL Central Champs!

by Daedalus on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't hear you

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and "let's root root root for the cubbies"

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All right, Edwin

Get some!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Patience

The runs will reveal themselves, when you are ready.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Some things I didn't know before today

Brantley likes leather.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that sounds homophonic

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

leather?

I don’t even know her.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on May 7, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ANOTHER HIT.

DFA time.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I liked it when Ramirez was out of the lineup.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lets hope the rain holds until after 5

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

sukudome

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yes!

you totally nailed him with that one!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks, I was inspired by "dacubs" and his clever "Korey" nickname

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't know why you even tried...

no one can be as clever as dacubs

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude you fucked it up

it’s “K”orey

and Rusty

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't want to load up on the interior quotation marks

Didn’t want to send that SB Nation server into the shop again.

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Incidentally

I would suggest meeting up for the bats games again this summer, but I’ll be out of the country at the time.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's not a draft coming up, is there?

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you not wearing undewear?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Any "Horry Kow" shirts in the crowd last night, than or Daedalus?

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not that i saw

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't see any, either

i was looking for them, though

2008 NL Central Champs!

by Daedalus on May 7, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boy Santo sounds like he is in pain

when he is talking. It is pretty brutal.

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I guess I'd be in pain too.

If I was missing both arms and legs

by bengalred on May 7, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

gggggggggot'im

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sorry to be tardy to the party

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm sorry, you want Bleed Cubbie Blue.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're just in time for Corey Patterson to bat again

so…the party ain’t over yet

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What party?

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

surprise!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pants party

Don’t wear any undewear! (You’ll have to ask MM what that is)

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought it was Queens and Aces

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm.

Could be right.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you going to dc united tomorrow night?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes I am

Wanna come up?

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

can't

but GG is going. Drop her a line.

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cool

Free parking tomorrow, courtesy of Volkswagen (hey, it all ties back to baseball!), the new jersey sponsor. Also, Screaming Eagle tailgates are, bar none, the best deal in DC.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

62 pitches through 4 for the Wagon

Not too shabby.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the rain has started in florence

hopefully we can get six more out in quickly

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Patterson will do his best to help.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Team player.

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

patterson took a big ass swing

for the popup to not even get back to the pitcher’s mound

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Guess the Date Contest

for the Patterson DFA.

I’ll go with 6-15

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think he makes it all the way thru the season...

be plenty of playing time for him once dunn and griffey are traded

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

6-8

is my b-day. What a present that would be.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

leave the game already?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, never went

my f’ing neighbor had the tix, and didn’t get back ‘til 1:30. By which time, I told him to stick it.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He didn't strike out

Baby steps.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hairston can flat hit the ball out of the ballpark

career 33 HR in 2900+ PAs.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Uh oh

rain starting, get another half inning in!

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

please lord get this game in

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Three quick outs

An easy task for Voltron!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Course, now that I've jinxed it...

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

xniJ

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how bad is the rain?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you can't stop it

_DSFrUxNJp”/>

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he'll treat you like spielberg

get jurassicked in the park

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you don't know me, you don't know my style. 'bout to get goofy like Gomer Pyle.

Yeah, I had Shaq Diesel on Cassette.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All us jealous punks couldn't stop his dunks

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

strikeout

2 more outs…

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

volquez ties harang and santana for ml lead

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

got im, one more

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

uno mas

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 Ks in a row

KKKKKK

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Didn't get the pitcher though

Been awhile since Marshall had a hit.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Volquez: New MLB K leader

One more than Harang

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

derrek lee is terrifying

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

damn it voltron

get out of this inning!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

nice

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

another K!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

GOT... HIM!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

K's Ramirez

Juevos gigantes!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

KKKKKKK!!!!!!!

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Atta boy, Voltron.

"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

VolKKKKKKKswagen!

And it’s official!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Actually he passed it a K ago

He had 42. Harang has 48.

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

pay attention

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think he meant the game

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was talking about getting through 5 innings.

The game counts now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But yeah, ML lead in strikeouts is awesome.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My bad.

That too. :D

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

7 strikeouts!

But 4 hits and 4 walks.

Volquez sucks.

by Gray on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

His WHIP is over 1?

Cut him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's racist

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

CUT EVERYBODY!

Ya mo murdered a lot of people out there.

“They’re not people, James Ingram. They’re Jimmy Buffett fans.”

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

explain that one to me please

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

'than doesn't get it

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you need to watch Yacht Rock already

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it just soooooooo long

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"But, Jimmy Buffett sucks co--"

[hit with poison dart in the neck]

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This kid can pitch

by Mutaman on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

fukodome

isn’t that where flair beat you in ‘89?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

See?

There’s at least something to be positive about.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bring forth the rain!

Wait, they just postpone games now, right? They have to make up the remainder at a later date if this gets called?

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

no

it’s official like a referee with a whistle

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

they would make it up, i guess, if it was the top of an inning and the cubs were rallying

i dont really know how those rules work. but if it were called right now, we win

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not once it is an official game and a team has a lead

and it is now official, and the reds got the lead.

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aramis had to strike out like the others

All for one, one for all.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BP Gets

His Dinger

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

fast comment

I read that comment before I heard it called on the radio. That’s impressive.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Phillips gets in on the action! :D

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

in play, run(s)(!!!!!)

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

VOTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This must be "Whack a Cubs Fan Day" at the ball park

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't be expecting a quote from Phillips

he didn’t see you around his locker during the 2nd thru 4th innings

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Back to back

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

in play, run(s) (!!!!!!)

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

dude. this is fucking sweet.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Can I get a hooha two times Wednesday!?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hooha!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, against the rules.

Woo ha!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Throwin this out

Votto got any shot for ROY?

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yes

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lookin at stats

I’d say it is between him, Soto, and Fukudome

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

looking at stats

I’d say we’re a month into the season. By this point last year, Ryan Braun was still 3 weeks from his debut.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

looking at stats

i’d say you’re a poopy-pants party-fucker

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

is this the pity party, the oscar party, or the pants party?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The dinger party, evidently

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Man, this is a total dinger party. I'm out."

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you don't need stats to see that

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

does volquez qualify as a rookie?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No.

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cueto could still have a big year

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But he's new to me this year

Doesn’t that count?

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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just realized

you would be a good mediator when blue and gray get in their arguments

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he ha he

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nope

He’ll get the CYA though.

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

recd

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

God, this is satisfying

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The waste!

Where was this last night?

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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

More HR action! :D

Trying to reclaim our usual HR league lead in one game I guess.

by iamwallaman on May 7, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

this is unreal

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cowboy with Russian accent:

“Strong Like Bull”

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on May 7, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If he can fake a russian accent

How come he can barely speak English?

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

his fake russian accent

sounds pretty much like his regular accent

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by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

it was definitely a Siberian accent

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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

East of the Bering Strait

everyone knows “The Cowboy”

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did he say Moose and Squirrel?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 true outcomes

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dunn

Homer, Strikeout, Walk

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

thats the dunner cycle

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In comes Gallagher, to drop the hammer

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Slyde, earmuffs

Edwin swings at the first pitch from a new pitcher. One pitch, one out.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

come on voltron, help your own cause

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bunting to set up Patterson

Seems prudent.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah lets bunt them over

for patterson to pop it to the pitcher for the 3rd out.

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sean Gallagher looks like a doofus in his GameDay pic

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Daddy?

Is that you papa?

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by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sean Gallagher, can you hear me?

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bob Brenly on metereological advancement

also for it

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The man's a pioneer.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's a scientist

He belongs in a museum!

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Apparently Lucas wanted lots and lots of aliens in the next Indy movie

And apparently, he got his way, at least to an extent.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lucas also wanted to shoot entirely on a sound stage with CGI

He didn’t get his way. Entertainment Weekly had a pretty funny interview with Lucas and Spielberg. Georgie really wanted to Phantom Menace it, but Steven just ignored him.

by Red Menace on May 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Spielbergs only requirement was a lot of dead Nazis

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

your sig

I just googled your signature and this thread, http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/3/472180/game-31-thread-reds-at-bra, was the first result. You are taking over the web.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

taking over?

I already own it.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe he means a weather-controlling machine?

I like where his head’s at.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best with Vienna sausages

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Totally missed that one

/hangs head in shame

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's ok...

even the greatest mess up from time to time

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then you're not in the fuckin' club!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well then this club is formed

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm for 'em

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well atlease he made it past the mound

Only took 4 AB’s

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by MixFMKyle on May 7, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

CoPa

Why, oh why, are you playing? C’mon Dusty you have given him a chance. Cut him loose

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"K"orey ends the inning.

I don’t like him much.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

His mom just put him on waivers in her fantasy league.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Worked out a trade with Ryan Perriloux's mom

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

another k!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 7, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The Catcher Witch

doesn’t do day games after night games.

Except for Paul Bako.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anybody else find tHom's Truman Show strike out call a bit annoying?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

how many k's now?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ocho

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

8 and counting

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

94 pitches. Does Dusty send him out for the 7th?

by bengalred on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dont. dusty does

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd say yes

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how high's the water mama?

'cause something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh good, now tHom's kid is on the air

and the quality of the broadcast just went up immensely.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

is his name chip?

or is it luke?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you mean cHip?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Wagon hits 94

Send him out for the 7th, sez I!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously?

The Reds don’t have day care for their employees?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on May 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs