But really Corey is 1st in our hearts

8 Reds pitchers not named Aaron Harang: 12 IP, 8 K
Reds pitchers named Aaron Harang: 3 IP, 7 K

partly because its tought as hell for the batters to see because of the shadows

You’re not helping the cause

9 innings ago

Seriously don’t give Dusty a reason to say Corey wasn’t the only Red to go hitless.

EdE’s having just as crappy a day as CPatt. Worth mentioning.

Like teasing, tormenting clockwork.

Adam dunn is no longer in the ball game. Corey Patterson is 0 for 8 AND STILL IN THE GAME!

Eh, shortstop likes him, so why not?

C’mon David Lee Ross! Skiddily biddily bop!

at the boxscore if you haven’t in the past couple of innings.

banned from playing with the boys. Next stop NBA?

I hate Yahoo. Actual headline there.

Gamecast made it look like a catch at the wall

Wow.

he’s thinking about his chance at immortality in a minute.

This is amazing.

This is an awe inspiring performance

You need a do-over on your kid, and name him Harang. Or Alan, think about Erin as a tribute.

Harang is just Aweomse who cares if the Padres are weaker than the Reds at the plate.

it’s beyond a debacle now.

It’s close to Kurkjian squeak worthy

Kids, you just don’t get to performances like this everyday.

Corey Patterson is about to vie for the coveted position of most futile performance by a Red in the team’s 140 year history

to loving them.

they really like never talk about the game.

(I don’t know if they have Rally’s in Canada)

0-for-8 with a sacrifice!

managing the Reds or playing CF.

and he had to go and do something not horrible.

DAMN DAMN DAMN. I WANTED 0-9

Whose bright idea is it that sacrifice outs don’t count as an at-bat?

please

Corey could still strike out in the 20th

there was a time when teams actually walked guys to get to Griffey.

WILL YOU BE MY SINGLE-SERVING FRIEND?

What could possibley be said at this point in the game.

Let Harang bat!

KNOW THE ETYMOLOGY OF BAKO’S NAME?

started at 7 EDT.

off.

so he is going to leave Ross in to catch 17 innings?

This sucks.

I’ve had it with the LOB stat and the Reds’ broadcasters worrying about it.

I’d rather hear about “lack of clutch hitting.”

For Edinson

so dusty would never think to do this regularly.

but how much better would our bullpen be if we gave harang/EV/cueto 1 or 2 innings regularly on their “throw days.”

Would be better than giving the ball to weathers ever.

Going and going.. Wow

we are going to 18!!

Who saw this coming from a Greg Maddux vs. Matt Belisle start? It’s funny, right?

This game is craaaaazy!

I see Cueto as the probable for tomorrow. But Harang and Volquez were on tap for Wednesday and Thursday. I imagine that Arroyo can come back on 4 days rest to throw on Thursday. But what about Wednesday? -j

Moneyballers spinning in their graves.

Maybe we can bat around so Corey can GIDP to end the inning tp make up for the sacrifice.

He pitched yesterday… in his 5th major league appearance!

and then…

PLEASE?

i don’t think it was freel’s fault though

NO STUPID BASERUNNING

i’ve gone from sober, to drunk, to hungover, went out got more booze, and now drunk again. Bravo Reds!

REALLY?

Get through this EV. Time for some CP magic

or is it the 18th inning stretch?

Patterson is the first Red to go 0-for-8 since Eddie Milner in 1983.

now warming in the reds bullpen

alright 18 innings we got this

I need an off day tomorrow

this game seems like it won’t end. I’d be worried for you guys pitching staff.

NOW

Bitch.

g’night kids

considering how much damage it does

Corey Feldman, Corey Haim and introducing Corey Patterson

Where’s that music coming from
foam shillelagh
dusty baker’s toothpicks
I wonder what’s going on in the other booth
armenian jews
animal house impressions
challenging deion sanders to a footrace
breaking the ballpark’s no smoking ordinance

It fucking sucks to lose a game like this

What a heartbreaker.

They played nine extra innings for this? Shoulda just sent Fogg out and told him to serve up some meatballs.

this is why we can’t have nice things.

I stepped away to take a call, come back, and see the result. Bah.

If it was going to happen to someone on their side, though, I’m glad it was Gonzalez. Dude’s massively underappreciated by a lot of people.

Well, I am happy that the game is over. Back to work for me!
-Justin

Units wearing the camo can win, even if it’s a long, ugly slog of an affair and the damage on both sides far outweighs any benefit of victory.

god the pitching staff is going to be fucked up for a while, even with the off day tomorow. Harang can’t pitch on Wednesday. I would also like to see Volquez pushed back a day. Perhaps Fogghorn could get a start, maybe demote Belisle and callup Ramirez (tuesday’s starter for Louisville) tuesday to give the Reds a fresh long reliever, and if he isn’t used Tuesday start him on Wednesday, and if he is used Tuesday call up Tom Shearn, and to make room for Shearn demote Ramirez and place Gonzo on the 60 day DL (it won’t effect when he cna return because it will be retroactive to March). Keep Cueto on schedule for Tuesday and Arroyo on schedule for Friday, and start Fogg on Thursday.