Game 47: Reds at Dodgers, Part III
by Rick House on May 22, 2008 12:09 AM EDT
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Umm, here's hoping we lose by less than 5?
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Apparently Johnny Cueto is in at first.
Marty is either loaded or going senile. I’m not sure he’s gotten a name correct all night.
by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you guys are slow
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how'd the reds score?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i dont think they ever have
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like how did they even muster a run?
or how did they score their runs?
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
both
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
affeldt that was a nice inning
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More than 3 though
Even my fantasy baseball team is taking a beating from this series
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is it about the West Coast?
Why do we always suck so badly?
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
'sup brendan?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh he missed you
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now my night is complete
I should have gone to see Indiana Jones instead of this turd of a game, but since I’m about to fall asleep right now, it’s probably better that I wait for a matinee.
Getting old is a load.
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that looks like bill and hillary
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
donal logue and mitch hedberg?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I may create another account just to rec this twice.
Fanastic. I really can’t stress that enough
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw you too
Fall asleep while the Spurs win the NBA Finals.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed my smartass reponse
To Brendan when I tried to fill in for you.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
i havent’ read thru the threads yet
i think i’m dying from a migraine, so i’ll probably wait until the morning to read them
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you wait til then, you'll already be dead
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
very very possible
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't die yet
We have to go to the hockey game. Alone.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't believe everybody's missing out on dollar beers
they’ll probably be fighting too!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playoff Hockey
Last time I went to a playoff game the entirety of both teams drop[ped gloves and fought at the end of the game. Goalies, bench, everyone. The intensity is unreal. I never thought I’d like hockey but much like car racing (open-wheel anyway), it is a MUCH better sport in person.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you read
the long form piece on ESPN today. It was pretty damn good.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was it about how questions should be followed by question marks?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but there was something about capitalization.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should capitalize on that
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assume there is beer at taste of cincinnati?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your funny
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You ever watch junior hockey?
That’s the best. I used to write game summaries for the Cleveland Barons (back when they existed), and between periods they’d have kids come out and play PeeWee hockey. It’s the most adorable and fun-filled thing ever.
Oh, and Vesa Toskala, the goalie for the Barons back in those days, is now getting posterized by Sidney Crosby in a Gatorade commercial.
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed about open-wheel racing.
I’ve been to the Indy 500 three times, loved it every time. And I hate every other kind of racing. It’s one of those things that’s hard to explain the appeal of it unless you experience it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
I had absolutely no interest until a couple of years ago when tix were dropped into my lap the day before and I asked my dad (open-wheel defender to the death) to go. We were both awed by the race, but I was more struck by the experience.
It’s probably my most cherished memory with my dad, when we looked at each other when they passed the first time at full speed. “Holy Shit” were the words of the day.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might be around.
I’m not sure if I can resist being down there with playoff hockey, dollar beers, and the Taste.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Email in profile
It’ll be fun, I can guarantee you that.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soccer can be fun
It’s after midnight. I can post this.
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'sup ladies?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uuuh
awesome
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Battlekow has his work cut out for him.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is digging something up right now I'm sure
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on May 22, 2008 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Ryan Howard has 68 strikeouts so far this year.
By comparison, Dunn has 38. Impressive, though I’m not sure who for.
by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ryan howard has a drug problem
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The reason his strikeouts seem so high
Is that he’s double counting the strikeouts by also logging them in the website. Philadelphia Phillies Infinity.
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and that beard just isn't working for him
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the real crime
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
his ex girlfriend is now dating black guys…a lot of them
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
68?!?
I wonder what the April/may record is.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunno, but he's on pace for 230.
And he’s got that .695 OPS to go along with it.
by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back of the envelope...
FWIW, Howard’s already beaten Dunn’s 2004 clip.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get this motherfucker a guaranteed 1st inning at bat already
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The first inning is usually a lost cause anyways.
Given that we typically have two guaranteed outs at the top of the order.
by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice punt to second, russell
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't criticize the golden god
BLASPHEMER!
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i do drugs!
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
delaney?
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Rhianna
I’m monitoring a station and hearing “It’s over now” or whatever. I saw her in person 2-3 years ago and she was amazing, a mini-Beyonce. Now she looks like a damned alien. I don’t get it.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you see carrie underwood tonight?
i’ve always disliked her, but tonight she was spectacular
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you saw up her shorts?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes i did
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Country music is retarded
That is all.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
retarded hot
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wake up, you're at McDonald's
Been working there three years, still not assistant manager. You wanna quit, but you’re banging that girl on the fry-o-later. They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!
/Attell
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those titties ain't retarded
i don’t like attell, but i LOVE the way that joke is delivered
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually LOL'd
When I read that. God I love that line.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I don't know what kind of wood Joey Votto has been given"
sayeth the Mustache
by Bill Doran on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grande snickers...
Chris realizes what he has said and takes offense, and replies “Oh yeah, let me tell you what ‘Prince Albert’ means”.
by Blue on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bako is Hungarian for France
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
stay tuned after the game
they are promising jim day in high definition!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
btw
after hearing your voicemail message, you have a deeper voice than i expected
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sound like a polite bear
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahah
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know how to respond to this
i don’t get it
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just tuck in your bib and finish your salmon
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
send your pic to my email, and we’ll talk
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TSF Soft J
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm going to make a prediction
the dodgers will win this game
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Going out on a limb there.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY CAPS?!?!?!?!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no
rally caps are for dreamers
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more of those
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...Jodie Foster?
Score that rebound.
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally naps
I’m off to bed. Have fun you guys.
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet dreams
(I respect her as a person, Verka. A very hot person.)
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
she’s a dirty girl
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahah
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 ABs, 7 pitches
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't fucking get these pricks.
Marty and son have been railing on Votto for the past 3 or 4 minutes, pretty much nonstop, because he’s in a 3-24 slump. Corey Patterson grounds out to the pitcher on the first pitch AGAIN and they don’t say one fucking word. He’s in, what, a 3-7000 “slump”?
by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He plays the game the right way
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Korey....er.....Bryant"
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"K"orey?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's rusty's favorite
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Lincoln attacking with the North tonight.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just shut up everybody
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my computer locked up
i had to reboot
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can help you with that you know
All you have to do is ask. And buy the beer. :)
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 22, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i may need you too....
i think i’ve got a hardware issue. i keep getting blue screens in vista. and this is after i formatted the hard drive and reinstalled everything
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Saito guy is fucking nails.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Dunn walk-off grand slam?
With the bases empty?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
selfish
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhhhhhh fuck.
Well, that was fucking terrible. Great series, jerks.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 22, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Welsh just called out Patterson on the postgame
of course, he did it without mentioning his name
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on May 22, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if they're afraid of hurting his feelings?
...crumbs...
by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't get to watch the game last night
but it sounds as though it wasn’t fun reading the thread from last night. I watched my Lakers beat the Spurs in game 1! San Diego tonight eh…I’m hoping for a 4 game sweet to get a winning road trip but I still have yet to get in baseball mode because my Penguins and Lakers are doing so well. Oh well Go Reds!
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on May 22, 2008 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Zach - you missed little of value.
However I wonder just how much a RR you really are, man…I mean Penguins VS the Lakers…Dude.
The game was so exciting that I fell asleep around the 6th inning and woke up in time to see the last 3 outs.
However it does appear that our Saviour Bruce almighty is soon to descend among us.
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 22, 2008 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Menace! Give the people what they want.
How was Indy?
by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 10:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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