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Game 47: Reds at Dodgers, Part III

Umm, here's hoping we lose by less than 5?     

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Apparently Johnny Cueto is in at first.

Marty is either loaded or going senile. I’m not sure he’s gotten a name correct all night.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT   0 recs

you guys are slow

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT   0 recs

how'd the reds score?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT   0 recs

i dont think they ever have

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Like how did they even muster a run?

or how did they score their runs?

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

both

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

affeldt that was a nice inning

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

More than 3 though

Even my fantasy baseball team is taking a beating from this series

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

What is it about the West Coast?

Why do we always suck so badly?

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT   0 recs

'sup brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ahh he missed you

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And now my night is complete

I should have gone to see Indiana Jones instead of this turd of a game, but since I’m about to fall asleep right now, it’s probably better that I wait for a matinee.

Getting old is a load.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:14 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

donal logue and mitch hedberg?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   2 recs

I may create another account just to rec this twice.

Fanastic. I really can’t stress that enough

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Screw you too

Fall asleep while the Spurs win the NBA Finals.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

huh?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You missed my smartass reponse

To Brendan when I tried to fill in for you.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh

i havent’ read thru the threads yet

i think i’m dying from a migraine, so i’ll probably wait until the morning to read them

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

very very possible

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You can't die yet

We have to go to the hockey game. Alone.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i can't believe everybody's missing out on dollar beers

they’ll probably be fighting too!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Playoff Hockey

Last time I went to a playoff game the entirety of both teams drop[ped gloves and fought at the end of the game. Goalies, bench, everyone. The intensity is unreal. I never thought I’d like hockey but much like car racing (open-wheel anyway), it is a MUCH better sport in person.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you read

the long form piece on ESPN today. It was pretty damn good.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope

Link?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i assume there is beer at taste of cincinnati?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Your funny

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You ever watch junior hockey?

That’s the best. I used to write game summaries for the Cleveland Barons (back when they existed), and between periods they’d have kids come out and play PeeWee hockey. It’s the most adorable and fun-filled thing ever.

Oh, and Vesa Toskala, the goalie for the Barons back in those days, is now getting posterized by Sidney Crosby in a Gatorade commercial.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Agreed about open-wheel racing.

I’ve been to the Indy 500 three times, loved it every time. And I hate every other kind of racing. It’s one of those things that’s hard to explain the appeal of it unless you experience it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Exactly

I had absolutely no interest until a couple of years ago when tix were dropped into my lap the day before and I asked my dad (open-wheel defender to the death) to go. We were both awed by the race, but I was more struck by the experience.
It’s probably my most cherished memory with my dad, when we looked at each other when they passed the first time at full speed. “Holy Shit” were the words of the day.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I might be around.

I’m not sure if I can resist being down there with playoff hockey, dollar beers, and the Taste.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Email in profile

It’ll be fun, I can guarantee you that.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Soccer can be fun

It’s after midnight. I can post this.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

'sup ladies?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

uuuh

awesome

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Battlekow has his work cut out for him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Touche

I can’t deny, soccer has its good points. Namely, the WAGS.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So Ryan Howard has 68 strikeouts so far this year.

By comparison, Dunn has 38. Impressive, though I’m not sure who for.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT   0 recs

ryan howard has a drug problem

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The reason his strikeouts seem so high

Is that he’s double counting the strikeouts by also logging them in the website. Philadelphia Phillies Infinity.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   1 recs

and that beard just isn't working for him

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's the real crime

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and

his ex girlfriend is now dating black guys…a lot of them

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

jj?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

howard

he’s the left-handed josh gibson

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

68?!?

I wonder what the April/may record is.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dunno, but he's on pace for 230.

And he’s got that .695 OPS to go along with it.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The first inning is usually a lost cause anyways.

Given that we typically have two guaranteed outs at the top of the order.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice punt to second, russell

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT   0 recs

i do drugs!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

delaney?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I hate Rhianna

I’m monitoring a station and hearing “It’s over now” or whatever. I saw her in person 2-3 years ago and she was amazing, a mini-Beyonce. Now she looks like a damned alien. I don’t get it.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT   0 recs

you see carrie underwood tonight?

i’ve always disliked her, but tonight she was spectacular

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you saw up her shorts?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yes i did

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Country music is retarded

That is all.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

agreed

retarded hot

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You wake up, you're at McDonald's

Been working there three years, still not assistant manager. You wanna quit, but you’re banging that girl on the fry-o-later. They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!

/Attell

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

those titties ain't retarded

i don’t like attell, but i LOVE the way that joke is delivered

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I actually LOL'd

When I read that. God I love that line.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Grande snickers...

Chris realizes what he has said and takes offense, and replies “Oh yeah, let me tell you what ‘Prince Albert’ means”.

by Blue on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Bako is Hungarian for France

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT   0 recs

fuck us

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT   0 recs

stay tuned after the game

they are promising jim day in high definition!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT   0 recs