Game 47: Reds at Dodgers, Part III

by Rick House on May 22, 2008 12:09 AM EDT in Game Threads Comment 129 comments

Umm, here's hoping we lose by less than 5?

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Apparently Johnny Cueto is in at first.

Marty is either loaded or going senile. I’m not sure he’s gotten a name correct all night.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you guys are slow

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

how'd the reds score?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i dont think they ever have

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Like how did they even muster a run?

or how did they score their runs?

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

both

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

affeldt that was a nice inning

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

More than 3 though

Even my fantasy baseball team is taking a beating from this series

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What is it about the West Coast?

Why do we always suck so badly?

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

'sup brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ahh he missed you

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And now my night is complete

I should have gone to see Indiana Jones instead of this turd of a game, but since I’m about to fall asleep right now, it’s probably better that I wait for a matinee.

Getting old is a load.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here's to happier times.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that looks like bill and hillary

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think it's Roger and Hillary.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

donal logue and mitch hedberg?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

HA!

rec’d.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I may create another account just to rec this twice.

Fanastic. I really can’t stress that enough

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Screw you too

Fall asleep while the Spurs win the NBA Finals.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You missed my smartass reponse

To Brendan when I tried to fill in for you.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

i havent’ read thru the threads yet

i think i’m dying from a migraine, so i’ll probably wait until the morning to read them

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

if you wait til then, you'll already be dead

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

very very possible

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can't die yet

We have to go to the hockey game. Alone.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't believe everybody's missing out on dollar beers

they’ll probably be fighting too!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Last time I went to a playoff game the entirety of both teams drop[ped gloves and fought at the end of the game. Goalies, bench, everyone. The intensity is unreal. I never thought I’d like hockey but much like car racing (open-wheel anyway), it is a MUCH better sport in person.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you read

the long form piece on ESPN today. It was pretty damn good.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

Link?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

was it about how questions should be followed by question marks?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, but there was something about capitalization.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you should capitalize on that

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ouch.

by Gray on May 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i assume there is beer at taste of cincinnati?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your funny

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You ever watch junior hockey?

That’s the best. I used to write game summaries for the Cleveland Barons (back when they existed), and between periods they’d have kids come out and play PeeWee hockey. It’s the most adorable and fun-filled thing ever.

Oh, and Vesa Toskala, the goalie for the Barons back in those days, is now getting posterized by Sidney Crosby in a Gatorade commercial.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed about open-wheel racing.

I’ve been to the Indy 500 three times, loved it every time. And I hate every other kind of racing. It’s one of those things that’s hard to explain the appeal of it unless you experience it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly

I had absolutely no interest until a couple of years ago when tix were dropped into my lap the day before and I asked my dad (open-wheel defender to the death) to go. We were both awed by the race, but I was more struck by the experience.
It’s probably my most cherished memory with my dad, when we looked at each other when they passed the first time at full speed. “Holy Shit” were the words of the day.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I might be around.

I’m not sure if I can resist being down there with playoff hockey, dollar beers, and the Taste.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Email in profile

It’ll be fun, I can guarantee you that.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Soccer can be fun

It’s after midnight. I can post this.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

'sup ladies?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

uuuh

awesome

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Battlekow has his work cut out for him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He is digging something up right now I'm sure

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 22, 2008 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Touche

I can’t deny, soccer has its good points. Namely, the WAGS.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They have better pitchers and bigger ballparks.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So Ryan Howard has 68 strikeouts so far this year.

By comparison, Dunn has 38. Impressive, though I’m not sure who for.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ryan howard has a drug problem

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The reason his strikeouts seem so high

Is that he’s double counting the strikeouts by also logging them in the website. Philadelphia Phillies Infinity.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

and that beard just isn't working for him

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's the real crime

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and

his ex girlfriend is now dating black guys…a lot of them

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

jj?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

howard

he’s the left-handed josh gibson

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

68?!?

I wonder what the April/may record is.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunno, but he's on pace for 230.

And he’s got that .695 OPS to go along with it.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Back of the envelope...

FWIW, Howard’s already beaten Dunn’s 2004 clip.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can we get this motherfucker a guaranteed 1st inning at bat already

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

no, we cannot.

by Gray on May 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We could. But we won’t.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The first inning is usually a lost cause anyways.

Given that we typically have two guaranteed outs at the top of the order.

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice punt to second, russell

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't criticize the golden god

BLASPHEMER!

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i do drugs!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

delaney?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hate Rhianna

I’m monitoring a station and hearing “It’s over now” or whatever. I saw her in person 2-3 years ago and she was amazing, a mini-Beyonce. Now she looks like a damned alien. I don’t get it.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you see carrie underwood tonight?

i’ve always disliked her, but tonight she was spectacular

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you saw up her shorts?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes i did

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Country music is retarded

That is all.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

agreed

retarded hot

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You wake up, you're at McDonald's

Been working there three years, still not assistant manager. You wanna quit, but you’re banging that girl on the fry-o-later. They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!

/Attell

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

those titties ain't retarded

i don’t like attell, but i LOVE the way that joke is delivered

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I actually LOL'd

When I read that. God I love that line.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

After all that, another groundout?

by Gray on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"I don't know what kind of wood Joey Votto has been given"

sayeth the Mustache

by Bill Doran on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Grande snickers...

Chris realizes what he has said and takes offense, and replies “Oh yeah, let me tell you what ‘Prince Albert’ means”.

by Blue on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wake me up when they start discussing how lucky Juan Pierre is.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bako is Hungarian for France

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck us

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

stay tuned after the game

they are promising jim day in high definition!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

btw

after hearing your voicemail message, you have a deeper voice than i expected

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you sound like a polite bear

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahahah

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't know how to respond to this

i don’t get it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just tuck in your bib and finish your salmon

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shave?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude, he's hitting on you.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

send your pic to my email, and we’ll talk

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

TSF Soft J

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm going to make a prediction

the dodgers will win this game

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Going out on a limb there.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uhhh...

oops?

by Gray on May 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Out, bitches.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

RALLY CAPS?!?!?!?!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

no

rally caps are for dreamers

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

more of those

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

...Jodie Foster?

Score that rebound.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rally naps

I’m off to bed. Have fun you guys.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sweet dreams

(I respect her as a person, Verka. A very hot person.)

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

she’s a dirty girl

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahahahah

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 ABs, 7 pitches

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't fucking get these pricks.

Marty and son have been railing on Votto for the past 3 or 4 minutes, pretty much nonstop, because he’s in a 3-24 slump. Corey Patterson grounds out to the pitcher on the first pitch AGAIN and they don’t say one fucking word. He’s in, what, a 3-7000 “slump”?

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He plays the game the right way

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Korey....er.....Bryant"

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"K"orey?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's rusty's favorite

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Lincoln attacking with the North tonight.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

just shut up everybody

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

my computer locked up

i had to reboot

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can help you with that you know

All you have to do is ask. And buy the beer. :)

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i may need you too....

i think i’ve got a hardware issue. i keep getting blue screens in vista. and this is after i formatted the hard drive and reinstalled everything

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 22, 2008 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This Saito guy is fucking nails.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ouchie.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adam Dunn walk-off grand slam?

With the bases empty?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

selfish

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck us

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ahhhhhhhh fuck.

Well, that was fucking terrible. Great series, jerks.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Welsh just called out Patterson on the postgame

of course, he did it without mentioning his name

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 22, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think that counts as calling him out.

by Gray on May 22, 2008 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder if they're afraid of hurting his feelings?

...crumbs...

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't get to watch the game last night

but it sounds as though it wasn’t fun reading the thread from last night. I watched my Lakers beat the Spurs in game 1! San Diego tonight eh…I’m hoping for a 4 game sweet to get a winning road trip but I still have yet to get in baseball mode because my Penguins and Lakers are doing so well. Oh well Go Reds!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 22, 2008 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Zach - you missed little of value.

However I wonder just how much a RR you really are, man…I mean Penguins VS the Lakers…Dude.
The game was so exciting that I fell asleep around the 6th inning and woke up in time to see the last 3 outs.
However it does appear that our Saviour Bruce almighty is soon to descend among us.