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Game 47: Reds at Dodgers, Part II

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I hate LA.

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If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

swing the bat Johnny

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Be honest

Would Tabitha Rasa be a good roller derby name?

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Hannah Arink?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No Bell Savage

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

have you read the human condition?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i wrote one of my Master's theses about it

and how it relates to our tech-centric 21st century culture. heavy shit.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

rec'd

exquisite

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Cueto is fast

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Cueto's got some wheels.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

but....

can he headfirst slide like Arroyo?

by obc2 on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

wtf? another fake bunt

hit the damned ball

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:56 PM EDT   0 recs

Dustyball:

show bunt at least once in your AB or you have to run laps!

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Pitch Count?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT   0 recs

all of them do

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

47.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Kuroda

has now been forced to throw 33 pitches in three innings!

by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT   0 recs

From the Wik.
Xavier McDaniel made his motion picture debut in 1992 when he made a brief cameo in the film Singles. In that movie, McDaniel appears in a “breaking the fourth wall” fantasy sequence when Campbell Scott begins thinking about the basketball pro while Scott is having an intimate romantic interlude. McDaniel comically tells Campbell Scott’s character, “Steve, don’t cum yet.”

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT   0 recs

thx

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Has Disney made a Mickey-pedia yet?

If not, I’m sitting on a goldmine!

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i have no clue why

but thats the first comment of the night to make me laugh

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Go up against the Mouse

and we’ll never hear from you again.

Read anything lately by A.A. Milne?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Patterson poops his britches

and Dusty has to run him to the K-Mart bathroom again.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

a ghost that wet himself

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Alright, I'm morbidly curious

Ahem.

“Bustin’ makes me feeeel gooood!”

Alright shortstop. Do your worst. Find me a picture.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Y'know...

I’m disappointed by that effort.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im sorry i dont get the quote

give me another

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't do it, 'Nukkah.

I’m so fucking over shortstop’s fucking cats.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hmmmmmm

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

NEVER!!! FREEDOM!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No

You go watch this.

Immediately.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

the cameos in that video are radical

most especially chevy chase

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 22, 2008 1:04 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FTH WAS THAT

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT   0 recs

doing what?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

did you participate in math counts?

i went to state

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no

but I stole one of the binders

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i still have my tshirt, actch

it says “Property of the Mathletic Department”

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

How old are you?

And were you in KY? We probably saw each other as awkward math nerds at some point.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

25

and Indiana.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope

I’m 31 and a hilljack from central Kentucky.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i dunno

put stuff in it?

It was putting season.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is patterson hurt?

bring up an outfielder from louisville. I dont care who.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT   0 recs

What about that Bruce guy?

I heard he’s pretty okay. Probably like a 4th outfielder.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

only Chris Dickerson

could replace his kind of production.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

anybody want any chips?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Are they Grippo's?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Outlaw, man! We salute you!"

From wiki:

The rhombus-shaped ‘One-percenter’ patch is also used, displaying ‘1%’, in red on a white background with a red merrowed border (refer to image at right, top). The term “one-percenter” is a response to the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) comment on the Hollister incident, in which the AMA stated that 99% of motorcyclists were law-abiding citizens and the last 1% were outlaws.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My favorite call of all time

Kirk Gibson’s HR. I love the brake lights in the background of the video, and Jack Buck’s call turned an 11 year old kid into a baseball junkie for life.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT   0 recs

I was a freshman at OU.

I remember being pretty sure that they were gonna cancel classes the next day.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i didnt see it (i was 4)

but i grew up thinking Kirk Gibson was one of the best ballplayers of all time because of that. in my mind, it was Ruth, Aaron, Gibson.

If you