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Game 47: Reds at Dodgers, Part II

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If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swing the bat Johnny

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Be honest

Would Tabitha Rasa be a good roller derby name?

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hannah Arink?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Bell Savage

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wrote one of my Master's theses about it

and how it relates to our tech-centric 21st century culture. heavy shit.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

exquisite

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cueto is fast

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cueto's got some wheels.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but....

can he headfirst slide like Arroyo?

by obc2 on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf? another fake bunt

hit the damned ball

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dustyball:

show bunt at least once in your AB or you have to run laps!

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitch Count?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all of them do

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

47.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kuroda

has now been forced to throw 33 pitches in three innings!

by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From the Wik.
Xavier McDaniel made his motion picture debut in 1992 when he made a brief cameo in the film Singles. In that movie, McDaniel appears in a “breaking the fourth wall” fantasy sequence when Campbell Scott begins thinking about the basketball pro while Scott is having an intimate romantic interlude. McDaniel comically tells Campbell Scott’s character, “Steve, don’t cum yet.”

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thx

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have no clue why

but thats the first comment of the night to make me laugh

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go up against the Mouse

and we’ll never hear from you again.

Read anything lately by A.A. Milne?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Patterson poops his britches

and Dusty has to run him to the K-Mart bathroom again.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a ghost that wet himself

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright, I'm morbidly curious

Ahem.

“Bustin’ makes me feeeel gooood!”

Alright shortstop. Do your worst. Find me a picture.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Y'know...

I’m disappointed by that effort.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im sorry i dont get the quote

give me another

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmmmmm

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NEVER!!! FREEDOM!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

You go watch this.

Immediately.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the cameos in that video are radical

most especially chevy chase

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 22, 2008 1:04 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTH WAS THAT

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doing what?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did you participate in math counts?

i went to state

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

but I stole one of the binders

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i still have my tshirt, actch

it says “Property of the Mathletic Department”

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How old are you?

And were you in KY? We probably saw each other as awkward math nerds at some point.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

25

and Indiana.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

I’m 31 and a hilljack from central Kentucky.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is patterson hurt?

bring up an outfielder from louisville. I dont care who.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about that Bruce guy?

I heard he’s pretty okay. Probably like a 4th outfielder.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only Chris Dickerson

could replace his kind of production.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anybody want any chips?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are they Grippo's?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Outlaw, man! We salute you!"

From wiki:

The rhombus-shaped ‘One-percenter’ patch is also used, displaying ‘1%’, in red on a white background with a red merrowed border (refer to image at right, top). The term “one-percenter” is a response to the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) comment on the Hollister incident, in which the AMA stated that 99% of motorcyclists were law-abiding citizens and the last 1% were outlaws.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My favorite call of all time

Kirk Gibson’s HR. I love the brake lights in the background of the video, and Jack Buck’s call turned an 11 year old kid into a baseball junkie for life.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was a freshman at OU.

I remember being pretty sure that they were gonna cancel classes the next day.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didnt see it (i was 4)

but i grew up thinking Kirk Gibson was one of the best ballplayers of all time because of that. in my mind, it was Ruth, Aaron, Gibson.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that Kirk's mom?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny

I imagined you younger, right around my age. Good times though. My second seminal baseball love moment was the ‘91 WS.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude!

No love for the sweep of the A’s? On a Reds board? Nope, gotta remember ‘88 and ‘91 and be all in love with those.

Pssht. Whatever.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was a junior at OU.

I remember going through unlocked garages in my friend’s neighborhood trying to find brooms to take to the bars after the Game 4 win.

And I remember thinking that I wasn’t going to church the next day.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll come clean

With limited TV and being far enough away that I didn’t see enough print coverage, I thought the Mets were a gift from the god as a kid. The 90 WS turned me onto the Reds since they were ‘local’, and it’s been a wild ride since.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dont feel bad man

i grew up with WGN as the only outlet for baseball. i have to admit, i still love Mark Grace.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slumpbusting, baby

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're not alone.

TBS made the Braves the team I rooted for a lot of my childhood, even in Iowa (Cubs/Sox country). My friends and I would play in the backyard, and we always played Braves vs. Sox because they were the only teams we knew the full lineups to.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey now

Jon Lester is the greatest pitcher of ALL-TIME….he’s a Red Sox player, ya know.

And did you know he survived cancer?

by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

i thought you’ll never walk a-loney

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so...

who is kicked off the 40-man when Jay the Bruce invades?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

adam dunn

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ross rather than javy?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Javier

the Latino child molester?

by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pete's in LA?

Shocking.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nick Esasky reference

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pete Rose made a fart joke

Outstanding.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Deep fly ball, please

really deep!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 21, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or at least a SF

way to get the job done, EdE

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rose thinks Dunn is a bad ballplayer

but at least he thinks the same of Jr, right?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was watching some old BRM games last month

I’m always shocked by how fun Rose is too watch.

But he’s a dipshit scumbag.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pete continued his point into the commercial break.

Outstanding.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeez I remember how excited I was

when I heard the news that Pete was coming to the Reds as player/manager. Ahh, to be young and not cynical.

by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto

with a professional AB.

Still only 47 pitches through 4…

by Gray on May 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big Red Machine

how come they never mention Gullett?

by obc2 on May 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto... you're killing me, budday.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"votto normally a pretty good defender..."

what team have you been watching tHom

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK - no more hits for the Dodgers

who’s with me?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is chandrathan watching the American Idol finale?

Is that why he’s not here?

No one has asked me ”’sup?” And I have so many things to say!

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't it over?

David Cook won!!!!!1111111111111

by Gray on May 21, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I watched portions with my wife.

And I have to admit I loved the USC marching band (and cheerleaders!) backing that audition-failing goofball singing his (presumably) self-written song in a reprise on the season finale.

That was entertainment. Seriously.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

admit it

you were watching on your portable black-and-white with the covers pulled up over you.

...’cause i was too ;)

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the best part is...

it reminded me of the video for Tusk which I immediately YouTubed and I’ve had it ringing in my head ever since.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah it was cool

i liked the cheerleaders the best. and that Carrie Underpants can wail man. she’s my kinda gal.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, I missed that.

I think.

Was she the barefoot girl that sang with Graham Nash?

The only other fantastic thing that I remember seeing was the hearing-impaired Paul Robeson wannabe.

DONT SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah that was that other skirt

carrie was looking amazing, in her white you-know-you-want-to-look-up-my-shorts outfit. I was agog

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no shes the one that won a few years back

shes a country singer with a nice pair of legs and a pistol tucked in a fishnets. oooohhhh baby…

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'sup Brendan?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw you then

Go watch soccer, eurotrash.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

I'm wondering a little about defensive scouting

the Reds have seemed in poor position a few times this series. Contrarily, the Dodgers seem to be where they need to be.

(probably a fluke)

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate Pete Rose

The person, that is. I can’t stand to hear him talk at all. He’s a classic example of the old guard. You know what, times change. There may be a common thread involving trust of fellow players, but the game is vastly different now. Get over it and realize they’re not allowed to take greenies and go balls out for six months in a row.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pop-up and ground ball to BP

and they are both singles?????????????/

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He needs to fasten a couple more buttons on the bottom

He’s about to peek out.

Also, does Pierre chicken wing like ‘lil Joe?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

paging Dr. Rose...

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rose asking why dusty wears sweat bands

good question

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cueto might be done

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He tends to fall apart QUICK

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Over 90 pitches, and another WP.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are they going to reminisce about Eric Show too?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again, for fuck's sake

Are you kidding me?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bako not doing much "catching" today

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm... I think it's more like

Cueto not doing much “throwing the ball over the motherfucking plate” today.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i dont know

i thought that was pretty catchable

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that last PB was on PB

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rose

“I keep hearing, he’s gotta change, gotta change, gotta change”

No Pete, they were saying “He’s gotta LEARN a change.”

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Context

He was talking about Homer.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice job, Bako.

Was the other one ruled a WP?

by Gray on May 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i believe so

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

patterson

nice catch, if he makes one of those everyday his BA is more tolerable

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope

Bruce can do that. and he can hit too. the only way i tolerate Patterson is as a defensive replacement/pinch runner.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice try, but

fail

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

epic?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 21, 2008 11:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just got done shotgunning Pabst at work

whats happened?

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You bet

Me and the owner

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pabst at work?

where do you work, a pretzel factory?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

Yes i work at a pretzel facotry

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cooooooooool

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Pabst your boss?

Because I think that’s illegal.

by Brian B on May 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wanna hear more Pete!

I can hear him chuckling in the background. Did he move over to radio?

by Brian B on May 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

patterson comes up to "the next episode"

i can’t wait for that

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah, it's a rerun

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Dusty

Straight to the unemployment line!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if he's using a chainsaw.

by Pilsner73 on May 21, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Patterson

has seen six pitches in three ABs.

Nice.

by Gray on May 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What did Farney do

To get himself benched? Oh yeah Dusty just looks at Patterson and can’t help himself.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if he's using a chainsaw.

by Pilsner73 on May 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright folks

im audi 5000. take ‘er easy.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and if she's easy

see if you can go to fifth base

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think there's valid comparisons to be made with Griffey

Sweet stroke, more dongs than most in their generation, and their appeal is almost entirely nostalgic these days. Trying to get by on the skills of their youth is just getting them fucked.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it's safe to say at this point

that Dusty does not see lineups in terms of generating at bats.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like Sweep the Leg Johnny

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 11:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're out of touch, old man

The kids these days like the Mars Volta. Or they did about four years ago. Not sure what horrible band is popular now. ELP making a comeback?

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitch Count

Who thinks Dusty goes for 120+ with Cueto?

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if he's using a chainsaw.

by Pilsner73 on May 21, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't see this working out here

Everything that Dusty touches always works out well. For the other team.

by Brian B on May 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a lot of pitches

i dont feel comfortable

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, Jesus.

Has every run scored on an error or passed ball?

by Brian B on May 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and his pickoff throw

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 21, 2008 11:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Baseball logic ?

With a runner on third and a guy at first with two outs, is it acceptable to try to pick the runner off?

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if he's using a chainsaw.

by Pilsner73 on May 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

knoblauchian

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 22, 2008 12:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously?

In that situation he’s most worried about the runner at first?

by Gray on May 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man are we already turning on Cueto?

has it really been that bad? whats happened?

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know if that was Cueto's doing.

Does Dusty call pickoffs from the dugout?

by Gray on May 22, 2008 12:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i dont think people are turning on him

but they have every right to mention that that was a bonehead mistake.

by thedecline19 on May 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's a kid

It happens. He’ll learn.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think some AAA time might do Cueto some good.

Not that we have a suitable replacement, but hey, it would at least get him away from Dusty for a few starts.

by Geki on May 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Janish!

BA back over .400!

by Gray on May 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yawn-ish

I’m thinking bed sounds better than Dusty.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we don't score here, I'm going to bed

but for BP, I’m having another Rum and Pepsi

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

597!

Yeah! Junior sucks ass!

by Geki on May 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When do we play in Coors?

Can Bud Selig approve some non-humidored balls for that series? Get Griff his milestone somehow, fer Chrissakes.

by Brendanukkah on May 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

going to bed

cant watch this anymore, i need a break

by thedecline19 on May 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 22, 2008 12:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Night all

I hope the Reds defy Dusty and pull this game out.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if he's using a chainsaw.

by Pilsner73 on May 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so do you even have to touch second anymore

to get a DP?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

That’s been the rule for a while, sadly.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wide gap

to hit in.. Now i’m out.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if he's using a chainsaw.

by Pilsner73 on May 22, 2008 12:08 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not even close.

He has 7, tying Kepp for the team lead. League leaders are at 10.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good night

literally and figuratively!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 22, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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