Game 47: Reds at Dodgers
Cincinnati Reds at Los Angeles Dodgers, May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT

Ron Kuenstler/AP (Cueto), Chris Pizzello/AP (Kuroda)
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The Reds have to get out of Los Angeles with a win. There is no debate about this. Dusty, please stop putting 3 virtually automatic outs in the 1-3 spots in the lineup. Please.
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Slyde
looks like you didn’t get your wish… three virtually automatic outs at the top of the lineup
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Reminder...
The Reds actually have Corey Patterson and he’s actually leading off.
This is actually happening.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
For as much as Patterson, Griffey, and Phillips are untouchable anchors
Baker kind of yanks Dunn, Edwin, and Votto around the order, seemingly willy-nilly.
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Grif's been hitting better recently
Patterson is not an answer
Jerry Jr. Should be on the bench as a utility player
Bat Grif 2nd, EdE 3rd, Jannish 8th…..Oh well
And remember the Reds have Dusty Baker and he’s actually leading off (see next post)
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
ross goes 2-3 and then sits the bench
veteran presence baby
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Ross caught Cueto this season?
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
that vaunted foot race
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
no
just gut instinct on that, but i think Dusty has Bako holding the kids’ hands so far this year.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
no
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
DC United lost to Toronto FC for the first time ever tonight
DC is currently in last place in the Eastern Conference by a lot. Since they were supposed to be the team I root for that wins things, we’ll have to go to the backup plan. Come on, you Reds! Beat these Dodgers and score some runs for Cueto!
I think Dusty uses a strategy that i use in MLB 2k7
Bench all your good players, sim through a season so you get some kick ass draft picks. DRAFT PIIIIIICKKSS, i lovem, Go Dusty!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently the Jock is in LA as well
Fay said that Jock said he talked to Bruce and said “soon”. Fay thinks that we will see Bruce in June
why call him the Jock, i like the Kitty better
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The Kitty thinks Ken Griffey Jr is past his prime
See its awesome
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
This did cross my mind
But I work the way the Kitty does, off of pure instinct
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That cat hates Mondays and Nermal
but he looooooooooves lasagna. Crazy!
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I did it, Michael. I f***ed Kitty

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've heard of Ken Griffey Jr.being compared to a fine wine
The older he gets, the more money you have to pay for him
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
BAZING!!
thats going in my joke book!!!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Are those the ones with the free stickers in the back?
cause hellz yeah it is. Thats called being a smart consumer, stickers and notebook.
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
those are the only ones worth buying
The last few years of undergrad I got Lisa Frank folders for shits and giggles. Had some good ones: unicorns, polar bears, etc.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does he think this?
Because “June” rhymes with “soon”?
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This can't be...
There is no way Fay can spell and pronounce those two words. Not in the same sentence anyway.
I think Bruce
will be up either Memorial Day (an off day), or next Tuesday before the Pirates game. Way to juice some ticket sales for a crappy series against the Pirates.
by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually the Fay predicts
that Bruce will be called up after the Reds return to Cincy…that could mean May 25 or 26
by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
im a fool
it still surprises me to see the likes of Corey F. Patterson leading off. i mean, i just cant imagine anyone being so stupid as Dusty is, running him out there time after time. i just wonder if im the only one. does anyone, ANYone, in that clubhouse walk up to Dusty and say, “WTF dude? CoPat is a loser.” and it will still surprise me when he ends up on this list.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
That's not pretty to look at.
It was Pattersonesque.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody take a guess....
What is Patterson’s OBP since April 9th when he went 3-fer-5 and hit his crazy ass fourth home run in the first week of the season?
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm...
.276
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
just a guess
ive never been good at that. perhaps i can change my answer to “terrible”?
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Disregard
I read that completely wrong. I’m gonna go with .215
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
damn
just looking at such impotence makes me feel sterile.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
For some reason
I saw it as OPS.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
Think Blue
Is that like “Think Lucky?”
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
winds blowing out tonight...
let’s hope Cueto doesn’t get sloppy.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
opposing teams should just let him come bat for the opening ceremonial pitches.
saves time.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
I'm beginning to think they just recorded Vin on Monday
and are simply replaying the tape last night and tonight.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
I'm finding it closer than you might think
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I have not heard Vin in years...
I’m guessing listening to him is something like watching Jr this year
he works alone so his monlogues on each player don't really change that much
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
true
perhaps I’ve always given him a pass due to his rep, kind of like every time someone has handed me a crappy glass of expensive wine.
he's fine
But he’s just of a different era. His commentary has an air of finality about it that can be irksome when you know he’s not quite correct.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats what you get for letting the peasants read
now they think they know everything about baseball
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
lord knows I do
and lord knows i’m wrong
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear him differently. Maybe it's my age (though I'm not exactly an old-timer)..
..but when I listen to him I often assume he’s yanking chains and blowing sunshine up skirts and stuff.
I’ve never had the feeling that you’re supposed to take him too seriously. But I can understand how with so many people worshipping him, one might assume that he is to be listened to reverently.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point
A lot of the old-time guys don’t seem to have the ego the new guys do. Current company excluded, of course.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
I mean
stuff like the Reds “rely” on the home run instead of trying to manufacture runs. I haven’t checked the Reds attempted bunts numbers in a while but it was way up there a few weeks ago.
I’d been told that he avoids some of the hoary saws so beloved by other baseball guys. So far he’s hit most of them as far as I can tell.
That said, he’s a man of his era and a great one from what I know. He knows more about baseball than I do by a long shot.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Grande
“Ken Griffey Jr., son of Ken Griffey Sr.”
Well I’ll be damned.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
one pitch
one pop-up. good work BP.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
Incubus still not feeling the pressure to stay popular
so they say during a commercial for their music
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
yeah...
incubus….
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
that was incubus?
I couldn’t figure that out all series.
by the way…what happened to hairston?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
he feels no pressure to stay in the game
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
I just read the story about the Brewers win—Sheets pitched a complete game 11 hitter.
11!
Final score: Brewers 4 Pirates 1
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
what happened to hairston at ss?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
He quit baseball
He wants to open a flower shop and meet someone he can really connect with
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haven't said yet
Hit a ball to 3b and didn’t come back out, so says The Welsh.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
Soft J in at short
Hairston apparently hurt himself.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
and as we all know
women do not like sex
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
oh Cherry...
i miss him already…NOT!
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
OOH
you had me goin there for a second. ...NOOOOT!!!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah its pretty fun to act like this
at least its not lolcats
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hey i like lolcats
PYSCH!!!!
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Sir its Sike
if your going to use my favorite word, please use it appropriatley
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nuh uh its MY favorite word
youre a COPYCAT!
aaaaaaaaaanndddd scene! good work.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I may have to go catch some of the game on HD.
sMarty and tHom are already filling every available second with babble. Although it sound likes George is on fire tonight too.
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
is that what
made us lose our cherry?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it in HD?
I always forget to switch over.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
I need to remember
HD was created for baseball, I swear to gob.
On a side note, Chavez Ravine is EMPTY.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
it isnt yet the 3rd inning
it’ll start filling up a bit, and then start thinning out around the bottom of the 6th. something about the availability of cocaine in the valley or something…
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
They say it's always empty when the game starts.
But I’ve notice very small crowds there this week.
It’s quiet like a Dodger blog.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunner
can flat-out hit it the other way.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn'll tell ya
when he hits a check swing double, it’s a mistake. He doesn’t mean to do it.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn
Smart baserunning. Scrappiness. Etc.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
only time ive seen dunn hustle
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
fo' shizzle
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
aint no party like my nana's tea partay
Heeeeyy Hoooo
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanted Dunn to round 3B
and destroy Martin like he did ‘ole whatshisdick from SD a while back. :)
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
and there you go... errors. the only way to determine defensive excellence
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
but Votto leads NL firstbasemen in out-of-zone plays
his athleticism is impressive, and he should be able to clean up on some of the bobbled balls and missed digs.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He's an athlete, no doubt
but he has questionable 1st base fundamentals and his arm is pretty erratic. I envision some EE-like bashing in the coming years from the local media
well of course
Cincy loves to crucify its best players. its a tradition, like chili cheese coneys and Dr. Pepper.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting that since RF wasn't last that they didn't mention RF
even though RF has 3 errors to LF’s 2.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Fer the Reds
http://www.bb-ref.com/pi/shareit/B3Rh
Dunn’s got a ways to go.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
Joey's unselfish like a mofo.
Reds lead !!!!
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
Bako...still Hungarian
this is definetly Monday’s tape
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
He needs to take a number
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
more like 'catching corpse'
hahahahahaha…haha…ha.ha.
i made myself sad.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
why is that?
maybe if he would start our starting catcher it might fix things
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Good gracious
your Rosslust is out of control
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
im sorry
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point
I’ll take what I can get.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
Kinda like getting to second base with your sister.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
See above comment
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
I was going to reply to Alans comment and say it was over the line
but I think ill pick this one instead
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I really have to go watch on HD - WLW is playing Bronson's JTM song
while the Crafty ol’ Leftover blathers on….
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
Hal tells Marty that Walt is implying that Jay's coming up.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
Was Hal at 31 Flavors last night?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
And Marty has to backtrack a lil' bit as last night..
...he was saying that if he came up Patterson would have to be released.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Now he's again repeating his "Cut Corey" plan.
It’s getting good…
Hal, Marty and Thom all speculating on THE CALL-UP.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The X-man said
“Don’t come here”
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was, "Don't come, Steve."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't find it on the internet
that beggers belief
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
jokes on us.
he’s gonna platoon with Dunn.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
isnt dunn tradeable
on june 15th?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
thats caleb
not pops
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hal McCoy says Bruce is coming up really really soon
Hal says Bruce can play center field or any outfield position and won’t embarrass the team. His average however is only.369…Har Har. Jocko saw Bruce on Sunday and Walt says he’s ready. No Shit. Shut the fuck up tHom…tHom is absolutely certain that Jay can’t play center field,. Now sMarty and tHom are having another spat on the air.
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
hairston
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad
Hairston Jr. hurt hisself.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
But Thom has a point (I think)..
..Why is JB not playing CF in Louisville right now?
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Cuz he's not batting lead off
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is there still only one out?
And why are people complaining about the catcher if that was a wild pitch?
The Reds need to step it up in the next 30 mins
Daddy’s gotta go to Indiana Jones
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
i thought Cherry's race made him better off in these conditions?
could Dusty have been wrong?
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh for fuck's sake
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
well that was fun
at least the fact the catcher dropped another one didn’t factor in. He would have been safe anyway
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
WOW
and bring up who?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty also wears a tee-shirt he made himself that says
“Dont trust anyone under 60”
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hal sounds mildy drunk,or maybe depressed
or maybe he had the George Grande partial lobotomy
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
Cueto at 47 pitches through 2.
Which means, he’ll go 6 and throw 150 or so. Thanks, Dusty!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
here's a link to another place you can go to talk about the game
you’re not welcome here anymore.
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/21/524861/game-47-reds-at-dodgers-pa
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Did you disable comments?
I thought that was a neat feature. And I’ll know my answer in 2 seconds.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

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