Game 47: Reds at Dodgers
Cincinnati Reds at Los Angeles Dodgers, May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT

Ron Kuenstler/AP (Cueto), Chris Pizzello/AP (Kuroda)
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The Reds have to get out of Los Angeles with a win. There is no debate about this. Dusty, please stop putting 3 virtually automatic outs in the 1-3 spots in the lineup. Please.
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First!
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on May 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Slyde
looks like you didn’t get your wish… three virtually automatic outs at the top of the lineup
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on May 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
vai fay
Patterson cf
Hairston ss
Griffey rf
Phillips2b
Dunn lf
Encarnacion 3b
Votto 1b
Bako c
Cueto p
by xjjeep90 on May 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminder...
The Reds actually have Corey Patterson and he’s actually leading off.
This is actually happening.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For as much as Patterson, Griffey, and Phillips are untouchable anchors
Baker kind of yanks Dunn, Edwin, and Votto around the order, seemingly willy-nilly.
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grif's been hitting better recently
Patterson is not an answer
Jerry Jr. Should be on the bench as a utility player
Bat Grif 2nd, EdE 3rd, Jannish 8th…..Oh well
And remember the Reds have Dusty Baker and he’s actually leading off (see next post)
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ross goes 2-3 and then sits the bench
veteran presence baby
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Ross caught Cueto this season?
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in what?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that vaunted foot race
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
just gut instinct on that, but i think Dusty has Bako holding the kids’ hands so far this year.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DC United lost to Toronto FC for the first time ever tonight
DC is currently in last place in the Eastern Conference by a lot. Since they were supposed to be the team I root for that wins things, we’ll have to go to the backup plan. Come on, you Reds! Beat these Dodgers and score some runs for Cueto!
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Dusty uses a strategy that i use in MLB 2k7
Bench all your good players, sim through a season so you get some kick ass draft picks. DRAFT PIIIIIICKKSS, i lovem, Go Dusty!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently the Jock is in LA as well
Fay said that Jock said he talked to Bruce and said “soon”. Fay thinks that we will see Bruce in June
by xjjeep90 on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why call him the Jock, i like the Kitty better
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Kitty thinks Ken Griffey Jr is past his prime
See its awesome
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're tempting shortstop
Stop it.
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This did cross my mind
But I work the way the Kitty does, off of pure instinct
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's the olny Kitty that comes to mind

Reminds me a bit of Junior G.
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That cat hates Mondays and Nermal
but he looooooooooves lasagna. Crazy!
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did it, Michael. I f***ed Kitty

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone thinks Ken Griffey, Jr. is past his prime
by Gray on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard of Ken Griffey Jr.being compared to a fine wine
The older he gets, the more money you have to pay for him
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAZING!!
thats going in my joke book!!!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine this as being
a wide-ruled Lisa Frank notebook.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are those the ones with the free stickers in the back?
cause hellz yeah it is. Thats called being a smart consumer, stickers and notebook.
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dunno about free stickers
...but lisa frank is awesome.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those are the only ones worth buying
The last few years of undergrad I got Lisa Frank folders for shits and giggles. Had some good ones: unicorns, polar bears, etc.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does he think this?
Because “June” rhymes with “soon”?
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This can't be...
There is no way Fay can spell and pronounce those two words. Not in the same sentence anyway.
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Bruce
will be up either Memorial Day (an off day), or next Tuesday before the Pirates game. Way to juice some ticket sales for a crappy series against the Pirates.
by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually the Fay predicts
that Bruce will be called up after the Reds return to Cincy…that could mean May 25 or 26
by cesarhernandez on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im a fool
it still surprises me to see the likes of Corey F. Patterson leading off. i mean, i just cant imagine anyone being so stupid as Dusty is, running him out there time after time. i just wonder if im the only one. does anyone, ANYone, in that clubhouse walk up to Dusty and say, “WTF dude? CoPat is a loser.” and it will still surprise me when he ends up on this list.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not pretty to look at.
It was Pattersonesque.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody take a guess....
What is Patterson’s OBP since April 9th when he went 3-fer-5 and hit his crazy ass fourth home run in the first week of the season?
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm...
.276
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's only at .270 counting his great first week.
by Geki on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a guess
ive never been good at that. perhaps i can change my answer to “terrible”?
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess .201
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
.359
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disregard
I read that completely wrong. I’m gonna go with .215
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
just looking at such impotence makes me feel sterile.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats a terrible guess
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1.54!
B!
Desdemona smothered HERSELF with the pillow!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see the new ken jennings on your show?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason
I saw it as OPS.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Brewers beat the Pirates.
So the Reds are once again playing for fifth place in the Central.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Think Blue
Is that like “Think Lucky?”
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
think bluebirds
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
winds blowing out tonight...
let’s hope Cueto doesn’t get sloppy.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...i miss coutlangus.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the night's still young
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know you kids like em sloppy
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another game under way - another out by Corey
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
opposing teams should just let him come bat for the opening ceremonial pitches.
saves time.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 pitches, then an out...
That took a while.
by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
at least we know
the game will be short
by xjjeep90 on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corey Patterson's road OBP this year: .225
What the hell.
by Geki on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another Pro AB by Cherry
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think they just recorded Vin on Monday
and are simply replaying the tape last night and tonight.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take that
Over a live Grande any day of the week
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm finding it closer than you might think
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have not heard Vin in years...
I’m guessing listening to him is something like watching Jr this year
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he works alone so his monlogues on each player don't really change that much
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
true
perhaps I’ve always given him a pass due to his rep, kind of like every time someone has handed me a crappy glass of expensive wine.
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's fine
But he’s just of a different era. His commentary has an air of finality about it that can be irksome when you know he’s not quite correct.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what you get for letting the peasants read
now they think they know everything about baseball
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lord knows I do
and lord knows i’m wrong
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear him differently. Maybe it's my age (though I'm not exactly an old-timer)..
..but when I listen to him I often assume he’s yanking chains and blowing sunshine up skirts and stuff.
I’ve never had the feeling that you’re supposed to take him too seriously. But I can understand how with so many people worshipping him, one might assume that he is to be listened to reverently.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
A lot of the old-time guys don’t seem to have the ego the new guys do. Current company excluded, of course.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean
stuff like the Reds “rely” on the home run instead of trying to manufacture runs. I haven’t checked the Reds attempted bunts numbers in a while but it was way up there a few weeks ago.
I’d been told that he avoids some of the hoary saws so beloved by other baseball guys. So far he’s hit most of them as far as I can tell.
That said, he’s a man of his era and a great one from what I know. He knows more about baseball than I do by a long shot.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grande
“Ken Griffey Jr., son of Ken Griffey Sr.”
Well I’ll be damned.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
at least it's not the other way around.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sMarty talking slugging % and Jr - Like sMarty knows....
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so scrappy
KGj, that is.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one pitch
one pop-up. good work BP.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was more than fast - BP another pro AB.
Where’s Chambliss…
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Incubus still not feeling the pressure to stay popular
so they say during a commercial for their music
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah...
incubus….
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was incubus?
I couldn’t figure that out all series.
by the way…what happened to hairston?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he feels no pressure to stay in the game
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there goes the no-hitter
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
I just read the story about the Brewers win—Sheets pitched a complete game 11 hitter.
11!
Final score: Brewers 4 Pirates 1
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what happened to hairston at ss?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He quit baseball
He wants to open a flower shop and meet someone he can really connect with
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Curse of the Reds shortstop strikes again.
You’re next.
by Geki on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's paul janish
jerryhairstonv2
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't said yet
Hit a ball to 3b and didn’t come back out, so says The Welsh.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I hope nothing happens to Janish.
Lord knows BP could never cover short.
by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Soft J in at short
Hairston apparently hurt himself.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he'll go blind if he does that too much
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he rec himself
without checking himself?
by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Cherry break?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh i get it
virginal humor
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't like me
do you?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes i do
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like when you need a favor?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and also when i need a favor
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inappropriate for this blog.
We have female readers!
by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and as we all know
women do not like sex
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but they love to shop
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the age of equality goddamnit
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh Cherry...
i miss him already…NOT!
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OOH
you had me goin there for a second. ...NOOOOT!!!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah its pretty fun to act like this
at least its not lolcats
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i like lolcats
PYSCH!!!!
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sir its Sike
if your going to use my favorite word, please use it appropriatley
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this might be my favorite comment for a while
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nuh uh its MY favorite word
youre a COPYCAT!
aaaaaaaaaanndddd scene! good work.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have to go catch some of the game on HD.
sMarty and tHom are already filling every available second with babble. Although it sound likes George is on fire tonight too.
BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is that what
made us lose our cherry?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it in HD?
I always forget to switch over.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to remember
HD was created for baseball, I swear to gob.
On a side note, Chavez Ravine is EMPTY.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it isnt yet the 3rd inning
it’ll start filling up a bit, and then start thinning out around the bottom of the 6th. something about the availability of cocaine in the valley or something…
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They say it's always empty when the game starts.
But I’ve notice very small crowds there this week.
It’s quiet like a Dodger blog.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about that play
wow, dunner
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunner
can flat-out hit it the other way.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn is flat out not Jeff Keppinger
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn'll tell ya
when he hits a check swing double, it’s a mistake. He doesn’t mean to do it.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn
Smart baserunning. Scrappiness. Etc.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
only time ive seen dunn hustle
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he did it again
unreal
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom CLAP
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fo' shizzle
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dontdothat
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aint no party like my nana's tea partay
Heeeeyy Hoooo
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why? why?
be more constructive with your criticism!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted Dunn to round 3B
and destroy Martin like he did ‘ole whatshisdick from SD a while back. :)
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and there you go... errors. the only way to determine defensive excellence
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much kills
all that “Who said Votto can’t field” crap Thom, George, et al have been spewing
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Votto leads NL firstbasemen in out-of-zone plays
his athleticism is impressive, and he should be able to clean up on some of the bobbled balls and missed digs.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
out of zone plays?
what kind of error is that?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an athlete, no doubt
but he has questionable 1st base fundamentals and his arm is pretty erratic. I envision some EE-like bashing in the coming years from the local media
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well of course
Cincy loves to crucify its best players. its a tradition, like chili cheese coneys and Dr. Pepper.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting that since RF wasn't last that they didn't mention RF
even though RF has 3 errors to LF’s 2.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOFer in right
nothing to see here…
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as exciting as you were hoping.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
So what sort of streak is there for consecutive games scoring a run?
by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fer the Reds
http://www.bb-ref.com/pi/shareit/B3Rh
Dunn’s got a ways to go.
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey's unselfish like a mofo.
Reds lead !!!!
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
swung at ball 2
RBI
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bako...still Hungarian
this is definetly Monday’s tape
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sMarty says that Dustbag is extremely upset withthe reds catching corps

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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs to take a number
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope he takes 17
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like 'catching corpse'
hahahahahaha…haha…ha.ha.
i made myself sad.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you made me laugh, damn hard.
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is that?
maybe if he would start our starting catcher it might fix things
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good gracious
your Rosslust is out of control
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
youre not kiddin
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im sorry
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ew gays are gross
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for scoring a run
that inning kinda sucked.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
johnny cueto disagrees
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point
I’ll take what I can get.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda like getting to second base with your sister.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why
is your sister not hot?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See above comment
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to reply to Alans comment and say it was over the line
but I think ill pick this one instead
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really have to go watch on HD - WLW is playing Bronson's JTM song
while the Crafty ol’ Leftover blathers on….
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hal tells Marty that Walt is implying that Jay's coming up.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Hal at 31 Flavors last night?
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Marty has to backtrack a lil' bit as last night..
...he was saying that if he came up Patterson would have to be released.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now he's again repeating his "Cut Corey" plan.
It’s getting good…
Hal, Marty and Thom all speculating on THE CALL-UP.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
duh
as my man Campbell Scott said in Singles>
“What took you so long?”
by obc2 on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The X-man said
“Don’t come here”
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was, "Don't come, Steve."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't find it on the internet
that beggers belief
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jokes on us.
he’s gonna platoon with Dunn.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now way, Scrabbs - this could really help turn things around.
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
isnt dunn tradeable
on june 15th?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey pops
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats caleb
not pops
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks kevin
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hal McCoy says Bruce is coming up really really soon
Hal says Bruce can play center field or any outfield position and won’t embarrass the team. His average however is only.369…Har Har. Jocko saw Bruce on Sunday and Walt says he’s ready. No Shit. Shut the fuck up tHom…tHom is absolutely certain that Jay can’t play center field,. Now sMarty and tHom are having another spat on the air.
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dumb
best CF’er in the organization. he will project as a RF as he ages..
by obc2 on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean like that guy named Jr. ?
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hairston
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too bad
Hairston Jr. hurt hisself.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Thom has a point (I think)..
..Why is JB not playing CF in Louisville right now?
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuz he's not batting lead off
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
man he golfed that to right
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you've got to be shittin' me
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Geez I wonder why Dusty is upset with the catchers....
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
has anyone pointed out the irony in the name "catcher"?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they are all Edward Skillethands back there
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there still only one out?
And why are people complaining about the catcher if that was a wild pitch?
by Gray on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Reds need to step it up in the next 30 mins
Daddy’s gotta go to Indiana Jones
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that starts tonight?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stink Dung Pooh - Winne's long lost cousin
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dizziness?
due to dehydration?
did he go to the beach? Disneyland? is he ill?
by obc2 on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cueto looks wild on GD
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jannish in - Cherry out with dizziness and dehydration
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought Cherry's race made him better off in these conditions?
could Dusty have been wrong?
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh for fuck's sake
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' Christ, Johnny.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well that was fun
at least the fact the catcher dropped another one didn’t factor in. He would have been safe anyway
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Very hopeful there
that Bako would be destroyed. Is that wrong?
by Bill Doran on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
and bring up who?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You say WOW like you're surprised.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the same car as Belisle?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marty also wears a tee-shirt he made himself that says
“Dont trust anyone under 60”
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hal sounds mildy drunk,or maybe depressed
or maybe he had the George Grande partial lobotomy
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by Madville on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cueto at 47 pitches through 2.
Which means, he’ll go 6 and throw 150 or so. Thanks, Dusty!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to win!
tonight!!!!!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
here's a link to another place you can go to talk about the game
you’re not welcome here anymore.
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/21/524861/game-47-reds-at-dodgers-pa
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you disable comments?
I thought that was a neat feature. And I’ll know my answer in 2 seconds.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
by jch24 on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
swing the effin bat
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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