True Red QueenCity: Game thread II
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...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i was a david ross defender
and i think we need a support group.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
im in
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, why was?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP FUCKING BUNTING
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
It's a pitcher
it’s a good move to bunt in that situation. Just not in the Dunn or Encarnacion situations.
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
I’m just tired of watching them fuck it up over and over. If elected president my first act will to bring a bill before Congress barring the Reds from bunting.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
too bad you would have to work with a blue congress
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
who wants to help me remove his left arm
but he is probably scrapy enough to play with one arm. Does it take two arms to strike out?
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's see if we can get Billingsley out of this inning under 10 pitches . . .
Way to try on the road, guys.
don't want to clog the bases
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not German or Yiddish

I still like the German
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you hear Vin last night talking about Bako?
As Bako came up the first time I told my wife we’re about to hear more about Paul Bako than we’ve ever heard about anyone. so Vin goes on to tell us about how Bako is Hungarian, and his forst name is really Gabor. But he grew up in Louisiana, and his mother had a real creole name, “Broussard.” So he went by Paul.
Fascinating.
Man Mountain says it's all a goddamned lie.
But I’m with you on the soft wet kisses for Vin.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 20, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's complicated and asinine
but, yes, essentially “Broussard” is an Acadian name and not Creole.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
depends on what you are smoking
will this be Josh Hamilton style?
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean i am down for hot boxing my bathroom
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for a Cig break
Maybe I’ll smoke two because I know I’ll be coming back in to watch the Reds D
"the game is about people, not numbers or statistics"
-George Grande
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Soylent Green is people.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes I can't simply ignore the benign and stupid things that George says.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
you know what is sad
i would rather him him than tHom or Brantley
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I can.
Listening to Vin Scully’s stories of immigration from Central Europe are far, far, more exciting.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
do you ever feel like you are watching a different game then George is watching?
a guy will be diving out of the way of a fast ball, he will be like “Curveball just a little off the plate”
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon
everyone knows this game is about batting average and veteran leadership, and not scoring runs and winning.
I love how last week, Jeff Brantley was going on and on about how the Marlins win because they always balance their youth with veteran leadership. But he never mentioned that EVEN TEAMS THAT LOSE HAVE VETERAN LEADERSHIP.
Jackass.
come discover water
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The gameday ad
for watching Griffey’s “Countdown to 600” has been up forever. I truly feel sorry for anyone suckered in by that scheme
Jeff, we hardly knew ye...
one of you gameday folks...
how many ER does Belisle have?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
gracias
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Should be 0
nice official scorer in LA tonight
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a nice pitch
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
well he is a good person
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you could say it was a crime... one so cold that he should get a heater 40000
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
ladies & gentlemen raise your glasses for a toast
in honor of Matt Belisle’s last start.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
He's been down in the zone tonight
and has some decent stuff. I’m callin a comeback and a solid start.
Sorry L
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
who do they have to replace him?
Matt Maloney? Homer Bailey isn’t knocking down the big league door. Fogg again? Affedlt can’t get it done. Justin Lehr is close to social security, Tom Shearn is a tired act.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
would you keep sending him out?
knowing you need a minimum of 6 runs to win?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
it is impolite to answer a question with a question
but there just doesn’t seem to be a real great alternative. If not for Bailey’s last two starts, I would be all for it. If Maloney did not seem like Brandon Claussen I would be ok with that.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Sooooo... This guy walks into a bar...
And says ouch…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
so this 22-year-old walks unto the pitcher's mound
and Scully says Kwatoe
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to hell
I thought for a second, “If Junior comes up lame, Jay Bruce will be with the team….”
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
yeah limbo is gone now
but you can still get your sins burned off, because that is loving.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
About as loving as A Little Piece of Heaven...
What a crazy song… absolute masterpiece… but soooo twisted…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
kemp doesn't like you
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
what'd Luke Scott do?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
some dude
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
my bad.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"god is dead"
-John Procter
Arthur Miller’s the Crucible
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Like John Procter. Back in colonial days.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i just cite my matieral
i am against plagerism. Unlike Dorris Kearns Goodwin.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
as a history student
i am very against proffesors stealing their students research. I like to feel like that if I write the paper of my life/career my prof won’t use it for his own personal gain.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2008 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure Procter lived before Nietzsche
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa... Weird... I'm John Proctor in my English class' rendition of that...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
i just love Arthur Millers work
and my English teacher over dramatized that quote, so it sticks with me.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Daniel Day-Lewis is your English teacher?
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually... my teacher is Satan... not even joking...
If it ever comes up on Jeapordy, Satan teaches AP Lang and Comp in Missouri
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
my english teacher was bi-polar and mad as a hatter
he would either tell us we were the best students we ever had, or we were an insult to all his previous honor’s classes. On picture day he got so pissed because of the constant anouncments he threw his book acrossed the room.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I said this about 3-4 weeks ago
but Griff can’t buy 598.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
He has been crushing the ball, hasn't he?
Even his ground outs are hit hard. I think that’s a good sign. When he gets going, he can carry the team for a while.
he was shitty last april
plus he was shitty around 497, so the early months and milestone are coming togeather for a monumental shit storm.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
panderossa
DRINK
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how does Vin Scully know how people react when hit with cattle prods?
kinky!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Arthur Anderson doesn't keep MLB stats.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
Billingsley has a shutout!
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
aflac trivia
4 Reds left handers to throw no hitters?
Browning
Noodles Hahn
that’s all i got
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
yeah once
and some guy in the 60s
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
More than 4
It’s George Culver, Ted Breitenstein, Clyde Shoun, Noodles Hahn, Vander meer, and Browning. All lefties.
Was there a date qualification?
Since 1900 I think
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
after 1900
the modern era.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
no
it was some guy i never heard of. I think his name started with a C. I have DVR but I don’t feel like using it.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm spending too much time in dodgerland
my post count is suffering
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
really?
damn
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
is that anything like seperate books?
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
awesome!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they blog like they attend games?
Show up in the Bottom of the Third and leave at the Top of the Seventh
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
EH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
GD has 2 videos up, and both are of the Reds' defense!
The good, the bad, and who’s ugly?
Reds fan for 40 years!
1-2-3
BELISLE IS AWSOME!!
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like Donnie Darko?
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
if coulds and shoulds were all thats good
Ross’s hands wouldn’t be of wood.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that woman in the ford comericial doesn't have to use her hands with her husband
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close friends with Brandon Arroyo
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
and adam harang
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 20, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
finally a good break
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Right after Griffey changed his number
my friend (who really does know a good bit about baseball) saw Norris Hopper by the Reds dugout and mistook him for Griffey. He asked “Mr. Griffey, Mr. Griffey can I have your autograph?”
Hopper responds in an are you fucking kidding me tone, “I’m Norris Hopper dude.” I fell over laughing right by the dugout because I didn’t know he was going to ask that and Hopper’s response was amazing.
My friend
was 26ish at the time and I’ve never seen him star struck or shy in any manner which made it all the more funny.
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
he should have signed the ball anyway...
lol
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on May 20, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
TACO FILLING
THEY’RE TOGEATHER AGAIN.
why do i find TACO FILLLLLLLINGGGGGG funny?
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There are like 6.5 players left from the Casey era
Harang, Dunn, Griffey, EdE, Mercker, Coffey (the .5) and Belisle
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and valentine
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
and weathers
apparently there wasn’t as much roster turnover as i thought.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
and only 70 pitches
Seems odd, but this is far and away his best start of the year. Unless he implodes Belisle’s staking his claim tonight
Jeff, we hardly knew ye...
maybe he will heat up
and be a solid starter for the rest of teh season.
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i've always wanted to hit Jim Day
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i could hit one
and you could hit the other
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
he played for UK
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
and is from defience ohio
the home of Defeience Univeristy. They sent me a shit-ton of info a few years ago, and their catch phrase was “Be Defiant.”. I bet they even spelled in correctly
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
shit never mind
thought this was under Billingsly
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
4-some style
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
worst part of the show
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, dude?
“Let’s Go to the Mall”? You’re crazy, man.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
what would you call the worst part of the show?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
His lousy kids. They just sit there, looking disinterested, while their dad tells them stories of when he was banging other women 25 years ago.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
kids let me tell you about this time i had sex with two girls and your uncle barney sodomized this other girl
all while aunt robin masturbated in the corner
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
that text
it’s small
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
do not run out of the inning
do not run out of the inning.
do not run out of the inning.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Chris wants to pound Janish on the fists
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'tHan
We’re buying Cyclones tix at the door, I just checked for Saturday’s game and they had near center ice row A available.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
works for me
you find out about the beer situation?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
Their MySpace page (I shit you not) says that Saturday is $1 beers and Sunday is $1 hot dogs. Also, Taste is this weekend, I might make it a downtown kind of day. Anyone else interested? Anyone?
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
dollar beers for playoff hockey?
that sounds awesome…
i wanna do taste of cinci, i’ve never been…
saturday is gonna RAWK!!!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
anything else you want to jinx?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on May 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking negative thoughts
haven’t you heard about “the secret”? We should all disassociate with you.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my favorite side jobs
I was fixing a guy’s computer once and found an mp3 copy of “The Secret” webinar on the desktop, and weird bondage porn in what he thought was a well hidden folder. I found it rather amusing, but never brought it up.
On a side note I was forced to watch ten minutes of “The Secret” during my state-mandated divorce parenting class. Unreal.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
what exactly made this bondage porn weird?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Costumes/themes/etc
I’ve seen a LOT of porn in my day. It’s part of the job. So when something makes me say “really? THAT?”, it’s weird.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
GIBP
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
since slyde isn't here
i rec’d this for him
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
slyde knows people to celebrate his birthday with
he left his mother’s basement?
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
6 hours til my alarm goes off
thinking the same thing man
by buckeye22fox on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
you are about to see belise complete 6 innings
that is special.
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by justin007000 on May 20, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
new thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/20/524261/game-thread-iii
What do you mean, "blank slate"?

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