Game 30 Thread, Part II
by Rick House on May 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT
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GO! GO!
in honor of my favorite cheer they boom over the speakers at the ballpark. Its always good to suck all the life out of the crowd.
Is that the one with the Roman Centurion?
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His name is shortstop
And Corey P. Centerfield’s ability to swing at the first pitch he sees and make an out makes him a great candidate to lead off.
they are all quick these days
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
they aint it the catcher's mitt
that for certain
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Corey
Corey’s foot was out of the batter’s box when he bunted that ball. So he should have been called out anyway.
hey look...a trade has been accepted in the beer league...
how do i oppose it?
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Howdy.
If anyone cares: the Cavs are about to lock up round 1
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
DC: Land of the first round exit
Still, I’d be pretty jazzed if a team I root for could make it to the playoffs.
I don't have a basketball team, cuz I don't really care about the sport
But I like the Cavs, cuz of Ohio and LBJ, and I like the Wizards since they’re the closest thing I got to a hometown team. It’s kind of interesting that those two teams have formed a rivalry, but in the end, I root for the Cavs in those situations.
He's probably gonna get the loss
but I’m very heartened by the wagon’s control tonight
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and then that happens
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has anyone noticed
that volquez just took the NL lead in strikeouts?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
adam's gonna be upset about that
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i did
i’m trying to oppose it
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck off
i gave you a-rod for beans
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
you knew he was hurt!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
grievance!
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
only the glib people on the internet
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I'd bet cash money that he does
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Too provocative.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Think "hijinx"
Good, fun, safe-for-housewives in the Midwest hijinx.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Too clever.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
The pen is rested. Use ‘em.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
sMarty getting down on Voltron - sMarty's calling for a McCann HR
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
I'm here now, we can start scoring some GD runs...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Welcome.
Watch your mouth.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
it's going to get much worse, I'm sure
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
where were you fifteen minutes ago?
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm... Driving home
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
well then, how bout fifteen years ago?
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I see now...
I was patiently waiting for some guy to use lame pickup lines on me at a Reds game. That’s where I was 15 years ago.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds sharing the no run support misery with Volquez
That’s equality, eh Trotsky?
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Damn. I just saw that one of the two Reds hits was from EV.
Was it legit?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
BP has the longest swing evah
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i stepped out for a moment
have we lost yet?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
How long do we have to watch our two biggest on base drags (Patt, BP4) hit 1 & 4?
two spots where need a high obp guy.
by Nick Papageorgio on May 2, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Tonight is Kepp's first night with more than one K.
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Funniest pie chart ever.
And most pointless. Good job guys.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, I think they left Harang outta the pie chart, no?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Affeldt he was too worried about Kotsay at first
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The Pirates are winning.
We’re playing to stay out of the cellar.
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Reds Baseball!!!
Where Every Game Matters
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C you there
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The owner wants to win.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
THIGH!
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
INFLATED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT!
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Majewski
is actually pitching well lately. His ERA has dropped below 6.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
is he rick ankiel?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Did Hudson inherit the Maddux/Glavine strike zone, or is he just that good tonight? Or are we swinging at everything?
Johnathon Sanchez-esque, even.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
shot right back up the middle
good snag by hudson
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concise...but gets the point across...
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
VOTTO!!!!
TIE IT UP, JOEY !!!!
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loud noises!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
but it's only been a few minutes
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
if you want another bump you'll do as I say
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but i don't wanna
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. This is looking like another lame game.
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So much so that
I’ve been watching a YouTube video of a guy who took a picture of himself once a day, every day, for six years. Then collapsed it all into 5:45.
I've seen that.
Check out the zit on his nose at 2:12.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Normally it'd be a good thing to have the top of the
order up to lead off the top of the 9th. Not in this case however…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
You've got to Bray just to make it today
you love it
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You can call him Bray...
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What's your sombrero size Mr. Teixeira?
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Damn it
Being a Reds fan is such an abusive relationship. We get beat up, come back pathetically hopeful, and get beat up again. I would give sexual favors for two walks and 598 here, but we have Patterson leading off, so…
Need some help with math.
Does EV’s ERA drop after tonight?
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i think his era for today is
1.5?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I thin you're right.
So it goes up slightly.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
no worries
it’s become a custom more honored in the breach around here
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Ummm it would be a lot more exciting and I personally would be feeling great anticipation
IF J. BRUCE were leading off the 9th
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
J. Bruce
is in a slump. I think he something like 0 for 10.
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Eww.
That’s downright Hattebergian.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
STUPID COREY PATTERSON TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Good point...
Stupid Dusty insisting on playing Corey Patterson!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And Patterson is fucking Reds fans everywhere.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 2, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
screaming at him won't teach him anything
beating him unconscious with his bat while screaming at him might do the trick
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Dusty just didn't want Keppinger hitting into any double plays tonight.
by Brian B on May 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ha!!
i love browsing game threads after hours and finding gems like this. rec’d.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ENJOY OHIO!
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by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude.
Junior.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Griffey bunt to the left side
Callin’ it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Fistbands
doesn’t look too worried sitting there adjusting his wristbands
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
What is wrong with me and replying.
Anway, Dusty’s probably fantasizing about the next CP shitfest. 0/4 1 error. Give me 3 million. I can do that
Well, that sucked.
‘than, I blame you.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
thanks...
but you are the one that deserves the blame
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck
And Dusty’s just going to blame Patterson’s crap on the fact that it was an off night for everyone.
How’s Louisville doinng tonight?
What a sad night for Edison Voltron
9 ks
Corey Patterson
One mistake
No offense
Corey Patterson
Dustbag sucking on a toothpick thinkin’ ‘bout the good ol’ days
sMarty and Clownboy drooling
This man has no worries
e
No J. Bruce
No Votto
No winning team
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
The malaise that has blanketed the Reds for the last couple of season continues:
No chemistry, no intensity, why is Jr. still hitting 3rd…why aren’t votto and EdE moved up in the order, why is Dunn stuck in 5th. why is Corey even on the team, why don’t we have a RH banger in the line-up and why is J.Bruce still in AAA. Why do I care….
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
ugh
that was pitiful. Although both pitchers were really on, with the exception of 1 pitch from the Wagon.
Dusty needs to find somebody who is consistent in the outfield. Right now we are getting zero return on about 28 million out there.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
What can you say? Tim was pretty good.
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hey guys! just got back from the ballet
...looks like i had more fun than you did…
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
What did you see, Where? How was the orchestra...
‘m 100% certain that you had a more interesting, provocative and enjoyable evening that I did. Not that hanging out here wasn’t interesting, provocative and suicidal.
"There's more to being in the big leagues than just stats. Everyone is so stat-conscious." Dusty Baker
Romeo and Juliet at the prestigious Ohio Theatre
the orchestra was non-existent. they went with a Prokofiev mixed-tape instead. soooo lame. pretty dancers are alright, but not when they do it for 2.5 hours and never say anything. but it was still way cooler than another Reds shutout.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 3, 2008 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
What a beautiful Venue though, I love the Ohio theatre. If you think Romeo and Juliet the ballet is long, DO NOT go to Romeo and Juliet the Opera...3 hrs and counting!!!!
"There's more to being in the big leagues than just stats. Everyone is so stat-conscious." Dusty Baker
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