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Game 30 Thread, Part II

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This team's problem is we don't manufacture enough runs.

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GO! GO!

in honor of my favorite cheer they boom over the speakers at the ballpark. Its always good to suck all the life out of the crowd.

by Blue on May 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that the one with the Roman Centurion?

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fistpants hearts corey.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His name is shortstop

And Corey P. Centerfield’s ability to swing at the first pitch he sees and make an out makes him a great candidate to lead off.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they are all quick these days

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they aint it the catcher's mitt

that for certain

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Corey

Corey’s foot was out of the batter’s box when he bunted that ball. So he should have been called out anyway.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

10 strikeouts in six innings

Edinson, the gauntlet has been thrown.

Pistols at dawn!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey look...a trade has been accepted in the beer league...

how do i oppose it?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VolKKKKKKKKKswagen

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Niiice.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'Sup birds?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Howdy.

If anyone cares: the Cavs are about to lock up round 1

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DC: Land of the first round exit

Still, I’d be pretty jazzed if a team I root for could make it to the playoffs.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't have a basketball team, cuz I don't really care about the sport

But I like the Cavs, cuz of Ohio and LBJ, and I like the Wizards since they’re the closest thing I got to a hometown team. It’s kind of interesting that those two teams have formed a rivalry, but in the end, I root for the Cavs in those situations.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hibachi!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's probably gonna get the loss

but I’m very heartened by the wagon’s control tonight

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he walks Chipper

Probably the smart move, all told.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and then that happens

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

has anyone noticed

that volquez just took the NL lead in strikeouts?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

adam's gonna be upset about that

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i did

i’m trying to oppose it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck off

i gave you a-rod for beans

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you knew he was hurt!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grievance!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only the glib people on the internet

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does Katie Lauer ?

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd bet cash money that he does

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too provocative.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Think "hijinx"

Good, fun, safe-for-housewives in the Midwest hijinx.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit

Then it’s going to be “Where in the World Wide Web is Matt Lauer?”

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too clever.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ouch baby

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Edinson at 96 pitches.

Uhhh ohhh…..

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup.

The pen is rested. Use ‘em.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm here now, we can start scoring some GD runs...

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome.

Watch your mouth.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's going to get much worse, I'm sure

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where were you fifteen minutes ago?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm... Driving home

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well then, how bout fifteen years ago?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah, I see now...

I was patiently waiting for some guy to use lame pickup lines on me at a Reds game. That’s where I was 15 years ago.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Reds sharing the no run support misery with Volquez

That’s equality, eh Trotsky?

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn. I just saw that one of the two Reds hits was from EV.

Was it legit?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP has the longest swing evah

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i stepped out for a moment

have we lost yet?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tonight is Kepp's first night with more than one K.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funniest pie chart ever.

And most pointless. Good job guys.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Affeldt a great disturbance in the Force

Like a million souls cried out and were silenced.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh, I think they left Harang outta the pie chart, no?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Affeldt he was too worried about Kotsay at first

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Pirates are winning.

We’re playing to stay out of the cellar.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reds Baseball!!!

Where Every Game Matters

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C you there

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The owner wants to win.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EE solo shot?

Rally caps?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIGH!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

INFLATED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT!

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Majewski

is actually pitching well lately. His ERA has dropped below 6.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is he rick ankiel?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

Did Hudson inherit the Maddux/Glavine strike zone, or is he just that good tonight? Or are we swinging at everything?

by ken on May 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's looked awesome

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Johnathon Sanchez-esque, even.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'LL TAKE IT!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EE H & AoE!!!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUNT?

HATTE’S SWUNG TERRIBLY LATELY.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shot right back up the middle

good snag by hudson

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

concise...but gets the point across...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VOTTO!!!!

TIE IT UP, JOEY !!!!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

loud noises!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck again

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but it's only been a few minutes

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you want another bump you'll do as I say

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but i don't wanna

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bray was warming

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with Burton

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn. This is looking like another lame game.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So much so that

I’ve been watching a YouTube video of a guy who took a picture of himself once a day, every day, for six years. Then collapsed it all into 5:45.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

link?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 2, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've seen that.

Check out the zit on his nose at 2:12.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Normally it'd be a good thing to have the top of the

order up to lead off the top of the 9th. Not in this case however…

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've got to Bray just to make it today

you love it

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can call him Bray...

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's your sombrero size Mr. Teixeira?

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it

Being a Reds fan is such an abusive relationship. We get beat up, come back pathetically hopeful, and get beat up again. I would give sexual favors for two walks and 598 here, but we have Patterson leading off, so…

by chesirecat on May 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Need some help with math.

Does EV’s ERA drop after tonight?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think his era for today is

1.5?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thin you're right.

So it goes up slightly.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are correct sir

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and

you are incorrect sir

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck it,

Haven’t taken math in way too long. I fail.

by chesirecat on May 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no worries

it’s become a custom more honored in the breach around here

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

J. Bruce

is in a slump. I think he something like 0 for 10.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 10:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eww.

That’s downright Hattebergian.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STUPID COREY PATTERSON TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate him

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point...

Stupid Dusty insisting on playing Corey Patterson!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty...

is fuckin Patterson

I was on a flush draw?!?!?

by REDLEG5 on May 2, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Patterson is fucking Reds fans everywhere.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

screaming at him won't teach him anything

beating him unconscious with his bat while screaming at him might do the trick

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha!!

i love browsing game threads after hours and finding gems like this. rec’d.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ENJOY OHIO!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quitter!

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude.

Junior.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sMarty and clownboy blow chunks

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Griffey bunt to the left side

Callin’ it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fistbands

doesn’t look too worried sitting there adjusting his wristbands

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck

3 Baserunners… that’s right kids. 3

by chesirecat on May 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is wrong with me and replying.

Anway, Dusty’s probably fantasizing about the next CP shitfest. 0/4 1 error. Give me 3 million. I can do that

by chesirecat on May 2, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 hits? 3 goddamn hits?!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, that sucked.

‘than, I blame you.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks...

but you are the one that deserves the blame

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well that's not very nice!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck

And Dusty’s just going to blame Patterson’s crap on the fact that it was an off night for everyone.

How’s Louisville doinng tonight?

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a sad night for Edison Voltron

9 ks
Corey Patterson
One mistake
No offense
Corey Patterson
Dustbag sucking on a toothpick thinkin’ ‘bout the good ol’ days
sMarty and Clownboy drooling
This man has no worries
e
No J. Bruce
No Votto
No winning team

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The malaise that has blanketed the Reds for the last couple of season continues:

No chemistry, no intensity, why is Jr. still hitting 3rd…why aren’t votto and EdE moved up in the order, why is Dunn stuck in 5th. why is Corey even on the team, why don’t we have a RH banger in the line-up and why is J.Bruce still in AAA. Why do I care….

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

Phillips, Votto and EdE should be your 3-4-5 guys. And Phillips would be on a very short leash before he drops to #6 (but only until he gets going)

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 2, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

that was pitiful. Although both pitchers were really on, with the exception of 1 pitch from the Wagon.

Dusty needs to find somebody who is consistent in the outfield. Right now we are getting zero return on about 28 million out there.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 2, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey guys! just got back from the ballet

...looks like i had more fun than you did…

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What did you see, Where? How was the orchestra...

‘m 100% certain that you had a more interesting, provocative and enjoyable evening that I did. Not that hanging out here wasn’t interesting, provocative and suicidal.

"There's more to being in the big leagues than just stats. Everyone is so stat-conscious." Dusty Baker

by Madville on May 2, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Romeo and Juliet at the prestigious Ohio Theatre

the orchestra was non-existent. they went with a Prokofiev mixed-tape instead. soooo lame. pretty dancers are alright, but not when they do it for 2.5 hours and never say anything. but it was still way cooler than another Reds shutout.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 3, 2008 10:30 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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Some of Dusty's decisions make me almost this crazy

by btcoop71 11 days ago 5 comments | 4 recs

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Might we see Encarnacion tomorrow?

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Flip Flop Fly Ball

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Pirates make two trades today

by nycredsfan 4 days ago 4 comments | 0 recs

First Jacko, now Billy Mays? RIP Billy

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Sad news: Reds SoS is tied for the easiest in the league.

by jsl413 6 days ago 0 comments | 0 recs

Reds acquire Corky Miller for Norris Hopper

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That's racist!

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by Orlando Rays 13 days ago 3 comments | 0 recs

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