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Game 30 Thread, Part II

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This team's problem is we don't manufacture enough runs.

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GO! GO!

in honor of my favorite cheer they boom over the speakers at the ballpark. Its always good to suck all the life out of the crowd.

by Blue on May 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT   0 recs

Dear me, the heat

This flower is wilting.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is that the one with the Roman Centurion?

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Fistpants hearts corey.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT   0 recs

His name is shortstop

And Corey P. Centerfield’s ability to swing at the first pitch he sees and make an out makes him a great candidate to lead off.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

they are all quick these days

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

C'mon Kepp hit it where they ain't

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT   0 recs

they aint it the catcher's mitt

that for certain

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Corey

Corey’s foot was out of the batter’s box when he bunted that ball. So he should have been called out anyway.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT   0 recs

10 strikeouts in six innings

Edinson, the gauntlet has been thrown.

Pistols at dawn!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:06 PM EDT   0 recs

hey look...a trade has been accepted in the beer league...

how do i oppose it?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT   0 recs

VolKKKKKKKKKswagen

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:09 PM EDT   0 recs

Niiice.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

'Sup birds?

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Strikeouts

And lots of ‘em.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Howdy.

If anyone cares: the Cavs are about to lock up round 1

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

DC: Land of the first round exit

Still, I’d be pretty jazzed if a team I root for could make it to the playoffs.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't have a basketball team, cuz I don't really care about the sport

But I like the Cavs, cuz of Ohio and LBJ, and I like the Wizards since they’re the closest thing I got to a hometown team. It’s kind of interesting that those two teams have formed a rivalry, but in the end, I root for the Cavs in those situations.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hibachi!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's probably gonna get the loss

but I’m very heartened by the wagon’s control tonight

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT   0 recs

And he walks Chipper

Probably the smart move, all told.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and then that happens

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

has anyone noticed

that volquez just took the NL lead in strikeouts?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT   0 recs

adam's gonna be upset about that

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i did

i’m trying to oppose it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck off

i gave you a-rod for beans

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you knew he was hurt!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

grievance!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

only the glib people on the internet

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Does Katie Lauer ?

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'd bet cash money that he does

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Matt Chat"?

“The Lauer of Love”?

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Too provocative.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Think "hijinx"

Good, fun, safe-for-housewives in the Midwest hijinx.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dammit

Then it’s going to be “Where in the World Wide Web is Matt Lauer?”

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Too clever.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ouch baby

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Edinson at 96 pitches.

Uhhh ohhh…..

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT   0 recs

Yup.

The pen is rested. Use ‘em.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm here now, we can start scoring some GD runs...

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:21 PM EDT   0 recs

Welcome.

Watch your mouth.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

it's going to get much worse, I'm sure

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

where were you fifteen minutes ago?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Umm... Driving home

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

well then, how bout fifteen years ago?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah, I see now...

I was patiently waiting for some guy to use lame pickup lines on me at a Reds game. That’s where I was 15 years ago.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The Reds sharing the no run support misery with Volquez

That’s equality, eh Trotsky?

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT   0 recs

Damn. I just saw that one of the two Reds hits was from EV.

Was it legit?

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BP has the longest swing evah

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT   0 recs

i stepped out for a moment

have we lost yet?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT   0 recs

Tonight is Kepp's first night with more than one K.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT   0 recs

Funniest pie chart ever.

And most pointless. Good job guys.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 9:27 PM EDT   0 recs

Affeldt a great disturbance in the Force

Like a million souls cried out and were silenced.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh, I think they left Harang outta the pie chart, no?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on May 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

Affeldt he was too worried about Kotsay at first

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:33 PM EDT   0 recs

The Pirates are winning.

We’re playing to stay out of the cellar.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:35 PM EDT   0 recs

Reds Baseball!!!

Where Every Game Matters

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

C you there

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The owner wants to win.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

EE solo shot?

Rally caps?

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT   0 recs

LET'S DO IT!

VOLTRON, ASSEMBLE!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

THIGH!

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

INFLATED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT!

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Majewski

is actually pitching well lately. His ERA has dropped below 6.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

is he rick ankiel?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs