Cincinnati Reds @ Atlanta Braves GameThread, May 2, 2008 7:35 PM EDT

Game 30 Thread: Reds at Braves

by Slyde on May 2, 2008 5:30 PM EDT in Game Threads Comment 195 comments

Cincinnati Reds @ Atlanta Braves

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Cincinnati Reds
@ Atlanta Braves

Friday, May 2, 2008, 7:35 PM EDT
Turner Field

Edinson Volquez vs Tim Hudson

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Tony Avelar/AP (Volquez), John Bazemore/AP (Hudson)

	W-L	ERA	WHIP	K	BB
2008 - Edinson Volquez	4-0	1.23	1.24	33	16

	W-L	ERA	WHIP	K	BB
2008 - Tim Hudson	3-2	3.74	1.20	17	5

Volquez has gotten ridiculous run support this year (only one game less than 8 runs), but he's also pitched excellently to go with that support. So far this year, he hasn't allowed more than one run in an outing, but I suppose it is easier to pitch when you've got a comfortable lead. He still needs to cut down his walks, but that's really the only nit to pick with him so far. At this point the Wagon just keeps on rolling.

Hudson has been solid this year for the Braves, but he's only made it through 3 innings in two different starts. As a team, the Reds have hit him decently in the past, but they have not been able to beat the Braves during a Hudson start. The main reason for that has been the three starters that opposed Hudson, namely Eric Milton, Joe Mays, and Phil Dumatrait. Hopefully Volquez will put up more of a fight.

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First.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Stupid...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 2, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Millard.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 2, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry to ruin a conversation thread

but beasley’s van buren pic was 300K, slightly over our limit of 60K.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aw

we hadn’t even gotten to jokes about John Quincy Adams being into bondage while dressed as a prairie girl.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 2, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank you

Sometimes, bigger is not better. ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey where's the photo of Honest Abe that I put up? Just because he slept with a man doesn't mean he wasn't a great prez.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

feel welcome to put it back up

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah lets watch the game!

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're lucky we don't have a picture of you, Crolfer.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like his cheeks are all puffed up

Maybe storing nuts for the winter. Or holding his breath until Jock-O trades Dunn.

by bengalred on May 2, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Redlegs' Lineup

Patterson, CF
Keppinger, SS
Griffey, RF
Phillips, 2B
Dunn, LF
Encarnacion, 3B
Hatteberg, 1B
Bako, C
Volquez, P

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 2, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The Lineups

REDS
Corey Patterson CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Scott Hatteberg 1B
Paul Bako C
Edinson Volquez P

BRAVES
Kelly Johnson 2B
Yunel Escobar SS
Chipper Jones 3B
Mark Teixeira 1B
Brian McCann C
Jeff Francoeur RF
Mark Kotsay CF
Gregor Blanco LF
Tim Hudson P

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lineup

Out CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Scott Hatteberg 1B
Paul Bako C
Edinson Volquez P

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Must be Votto's night to go to the convienence store and pick up the toothpicks.

Oh Boy! Corey Patterson back in the lead off role. Farney just don’t cut it. W hen’s NoHo back ?... I’d never thought I be so looking forward to seeing Hopper play.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And he will

stay in the leadoff role. Baker is gonna play his boy no matter what. Freel is getting hosed and so is the payroll!

I was on a flush draw?!?!?

by REDLEG5 on May 2, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

According to the Fay

Dusty says Freel will start the next two days.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It might be posted elsewhere,

but I’m putting it here, too/anyway. The Rockies signed our friend Juan Castro to a minor league contract. So, there.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on May 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

they already have clint barmes

that’s like us signing clint barmes when we had juan castro.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's such a joke

mlbtraderumors.com made it sound like everyone and their mother wanted to sign Juan Castro. What’s up with that? Can he cook or something?

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Skip Caray and Joe Simpson

gonna get some Cherry Lime-aid discussion tonight!

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

But..

...Cherry’s not playing tonight. Is he still alive?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or talk about Jessica Simpsons sweater monkeys.

They’re Double-D’s! You can’t cover those suckers!

Oh, different Joe Simpson.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Joe Simpson saying that Patterson

doesn’t like to lead off. Interesting.

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You're shitting us

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 2, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hudson's got the change up working

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

is chipper having a good year?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He is

I dare say the best year by a person named Chipper. Not even limiting it to baseball.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even Chipper Caray?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dental plan, Tex

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

'sup brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Flew back to Ohio for my sister's graduation

And wouldn’t you know it, the Reds are out of town.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

denver to ohio? kickass!

too bad you have to go back to that craphole dc…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cesspool on the Potomac

Going from the dry air of Denver to the humidity of Northern Virginia is a jolt.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i like dc...

it’s a fun place

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Come visit

We’ll take in a game at Pope Visit Stadium.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

kickass!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I might drag you to a DC United game too.

We’ll see if you change your tune about soccer then.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't hate soccer...

i just haven’t watched enough of it to understand it….

I know I wouldn’t like to take the spikes to the shins.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They have shinguards

Oh, and when they fall down? They didn’t actually get hit by anybody.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i have noticed that...

but soccer games be long…i understand why they need a break

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

To watch, they're shorter.

They’re almost always two hours, without fail. But in that time, a midfielder can run 12 miles.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you a crew fan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish I could say yes

I’ve been to a couple Crew games, and some World Cup qualifiers at Crew Stadium. But I’m a DC United fan, all the way.

Of course, the Crew just beat United 2-1.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian can't drive in a run...

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

how dumb is he?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I miss Jorge Cantu

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian McCann!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's happening, BLee

Whether you like it or not, it’s happening.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I may interject here....

Fuck you and everything you stand for.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

whoa whoa whoa...

since when did we start using the F-word on this blog?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes we McCann

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This will be confusing if/when Obama gets the nomination

And is running against John McCann.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

As my buddy Sevi once said so poetically....

Hillary and McCain and pray for safe passage to Canada

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian McCannada?

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

That’s what you’re going with?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's happening!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

can i come?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My wife was Brian McCann's first grade teacher.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

we are looking goooooood

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I like the Francoer-Volquez matchup

A wild strike-out pitcher vs. a hitter who swings at everything. I like that combo.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

There's one! Too bad he bats so far down in the order.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i be strokin

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thank you for not posting a pic with this

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In the year 2000 . . .

In the future, we should have the option of selecting whether we want the advanced broadcasting crew or the remedial broadcasting crew. I hate tuning in to George and Chris and being treated like I’ve never seen a baseball game in my life.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Or we could listen to sMarty and tHonboy bitch at each whole Clownboy drools and yuks it up in the background.

I want Slyde and Man Mountain along with Ash to be both the radio and tv commentators.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thats three

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Looks like the Boob/Brian B show tonight.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

nah

I’m here too. Just don’t have anything interesting to add. Except fuck CoPat.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 2, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So, according to Chris

We should be trading 2 players for 1 superstar. Hmm, you think that would work? Wouldn’t we be better off with an organization full of crappy players?

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Volquez!

Run, Forrest, run!

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice job Corey....Where's Fropper

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

JD

Carter’s a good name and all, but did you even think about Yunel?

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that's what i was going with...

if i’d had a boy

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least...

...we’re not being no-hit. Thanks to Voltron.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i went to the mexican restaurant tonight, and got a 32 oz beer

for 2.50…

kickass!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

My newest grandson's name is M. Dawes Hardin - can't wait 'til he's in the NBA

and now the point guard DAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSS HARDIN

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

he's not named madville the third?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what do you think the M stands for?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

6 strikeouts through 3 innings

Nevermind, JD. Shoulda gone with Edinson.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nah - it's all myson-in-laws fault (But I think the M. is for Madville)

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Evening, bitches!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm only gonna respond

to this because I feel bloated and irrational.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buzz?

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MMMM 6Ks from the planet Voltron

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Go Voltron Force!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

welsh:

I might have to notch my level up

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Howdy Blee2525 just in time for Keppinger's 1st hit of the night

No I lied – make that another K for T. Hudson

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

why'd you say you were going to accept my trade

and then reject my trade? kind of a dick move.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahahahahahaha

he tricked you

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tried like 6 times to accept your fucking trade but it wouldn't go through - so pushed the other button - Try again

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

proposed

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did accepting the trade

involve a “Reply” button? Because, well, you know.

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh...there's a reply button....Shit

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

rec'd

i was gonna mention that, but i didn’t want to be an asshole

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Slyde?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GIDP here

I’m calling it. Watch.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Think lucky, bitches!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pop up

Luckier than a DP.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We need a Rally Killer

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

like Gif would steal?

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Paging Dr. Alan. Dr. Fat Vegas Alan."

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pitchout?

With Griffey at First?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I was just laughing about that.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

madville be drinkin' tonight

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tim Hudson, strikeout artist

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Striking out Adam Dunn makes you an artist

Like warming up a toaster strudel makes you a Top Chef.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunn is the Dora Maar

for strikeout artists

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was awesome

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

mother fuckin patterson just pissed away all of his usefulness.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

unearned runs!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Officially a better year than Chipper Caray.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dusty, Dusty, Dusty - Where's you're brain at? Corey AIN'T THE ANSWER

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You just pissed it off, Chipper.

That’s all you did.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BrendanuKKKKKKKah salute

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So's your momma

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

???

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't mind him

he drunk that all

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He drank it up!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian can't strike out to Edinson...

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't you fucking do it

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's happening.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You see?

You see what you just did there?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Please get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand

Can Brian lend a hand?

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian McCann!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh gonads

by Blue on May 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks Corey!

Not only do you make 5 outs a game, but you give up runs too.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

who's this mccann guy?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

mccann

I think that they just picked him up waivers.

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by redandblue on May 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn it

i guess brian can’t homer to right

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Brian McCann!

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it happened!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corey here's how its done -

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you lay on the ground unconscious while Norris Hopper puts the ball in your glove?

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

when I'm unconcious...

I’m just hopeful dudes will keep their balls away from me

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes that is how its done

always place the ball into the unconscious player’s glove.

by Blue on May 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was one of my favorites

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Hamilton never gave up a two run homer

just sayin’

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't remember Hobbs dropping the easy fly out either

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ooh I do

I’m also gonna give Patterson a pass on that one. That ball got out there in a hurry.

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well it is the Major Leagues, Corey is supposed to be fast...but I'll stand corrected MM

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by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

why dont you just accept my trade

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do, too

He has his share of adventures in outfielding. Probably just because he was rusty. Though there was one time where I swear, the ball just changed directions in midair. Josh was camped out under it…and missed.

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by BubbaFan on May 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Simpson talking about the Braves the little things right

like hitting doubles and home runs

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

great fans in atlanta

by the reaction i thought the game was in cincinnati. Then I realized we traveled to dontgiveafuckaboutstickballsville.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hotdontgiveafuckaboutstickballsville

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Catdontgieafuckaboutstickballsville

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i knew that was coming from you

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's the one

by Blue on May 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't you mean "catdontgiVeafuckaboutstickballsville"?

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, it was in a thick Scottish brogue

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes that's clearly what i meant

i mean….err…umm…no, it was in a thick Scottish brogue

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck

Sure-strikeout just got a broken-bat single.

by Brian B on May 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

wow that was close!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah he got him by about half a minute

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"And he's gonna be-e-e-ee-eeee-eeeee--ee-e.............."

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HEY!

... everyone remember that one? of course you do, it was a moment of baseball history.

by Blue on May 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was in Ken Burns' Baseball

while “The Minstrel Boy” was playing wistfully on the piano.

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

okay

that was way over my head. lets stick to south park references, buddy.

by Blue on May 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

buddy?

are you Canadian?

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by Man Mountain on May 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I blame Corey Patterson.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I blame Team America.

by Blue on May 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

america!

fuck yeah!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

we need a 2-run homer from edwin stat

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

is it time for the edwin haters to wake from hibernation yet?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon Hatte make yourself tradable...

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on May 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

brendan...

you get to see last night’s office?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nope

I was enjoying snacks on a plane.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i watched it on the internet

it’s very very funny…

one of the best of the season

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't think it was that great

Especially compared to the dinner party one and the clubbing one.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not as good as dinner party...

but i thought it was funnier than the clubbing one, and definately better than the chair model episode

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it had lots of toby hate...

that’s the mark of a good episode

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't tell me, cuz I've got it DVR'd

So, either he moved to Costa Rica and they were making fun of him behind his back, or he didn’t move, and can now resume chasing Pam, so that Jim can get back together with Karen.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs