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Game 45 Part II: Reds 2 Dodgers 0 middle of 2nd

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an early lead

a full sixer of Corona….and a late game.

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently today was a holiday here.

Something about a queen or something.

by Gray on May 19, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

elton john day?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finally, she gets her own holiday...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dumb law

tomorrow KY isnt selling booze. sales shut down in just over an hour until the polls close.

archaic.

rumor is it stems from the days of buying votes with bottles of bourbon. i think that is a wonderful practice!!!

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you should try living in the rest of the state

where you can’t buy alcohol on sundays

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well

i’d clearly never live in a county that was dry on Sunday’s. only thing that makes the Bengals digestible is overconsumption…

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vodka

And promises to not strangle you with piano wire.

In line for Indiana Jones

by Red Menace on May 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tentative promises

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indiana has the same law

And I decided to get a little toasted at home before I went and voted a couple of weeks ago. Just to stick it to them. And because I had the day off, and I wanted to get toasted.

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on May 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

55/120

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can thank me

Since I cut him in the NL only RR league, he’s been good. I have that effect on people.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok arroyo...

time to get it back together…..

by xjjeep90 on May 19, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a stretch

vottomatic

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 19, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4-6-mothafuckin'-3

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i turned it over to the spurs game and things started going bad

that’s why i can’t watch

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that girl's a tramp!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and that guy is digging for gold

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

am snot

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuckin' skank

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It got better...

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes sir, it did :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean the one where the King of Nepal or something

ended up pardoning them? I thought it was pretty interesting, who knows how true, though. I’m sure the story has gotten more interesting each time he’s told it at a bar.

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah. That's the one.

The show was really well done. It didn’t need to be a full GD hour, but it was compelling. I don’t usually get sucked in by those shows but that one got me.

You may be right about the stretchin’ o’ the truth.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I laughed out loud..

..when I realized that I was watching a weekly show about people being imprisoned in foreign countries.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 19, 2008 11:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, the part about stretching the truth

Would seem to me to be his painting of himself as “innocent.” Like, he was just a British dude traveling the world and got snookered into trying to make a quick buck. I’d bet it’s not the first time he was involved in shady dealings of some sort.

I got sucked in for the whole hour too, though, after just randomly flipping by.

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn with another homerun!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DUNNER!

5 in a row!!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Y'know, this game is so much more fun when your offense is getting hits

And even more fun when your pitcher’s aren’t giving them up.

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn's hot

Life is good.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does that count, Vin?

just asking

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True to form..

Marty can’t compliment Dunn without mentioning how poorly he was hitting two weeks ago.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

I told a buddy when Kepp went down that Dunn can carry this team for a while… I wasn’t sure I believed it when I said it, but wow!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I voted for Dunn on my All-Star ballot today

Nice of him to prove that it wasn’t merely homerism. By, erm, homering.

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn 2 away from Big Klu?

Did I hear that right? Adam Dunn, Reds HOFer?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 1/3 innings

Penny’s at 60 pitches. Bitches.

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so hairston got better after training with brady anderson?

uh oh

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

He was in the Mitchell Report

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh oh

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4-0

hell yeah

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jch

paul is acting like a bitch

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when he was at Wake

he talked more shit than any player I’ve ever heard. You could hear him 40 rows back.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

then he punched you in the nuts

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's 'passionate'

And he’s going to lose. Man I hate the Spurs.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dat's not cool

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I respect their coaching and execution to be sure

And Duncan is an all time great. But they’re a total pain in the ass to watch and they whine constantly.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i understand

but they are a top three organization in all of sports right now

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree

But I still turn the channel when they’re on. That’s not good since I actually LIKE pro basketball. Now it’s time for Kobe to shove it up their…..umm nevermind.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kobe must be stopped!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looking through that Brendanukkah image search

Here’s the picture of the Dodgers fan I tried to post last time we played them.

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's not working for me :-(

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like a bag of sand

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meh.

Belisle v. Billingsley tomorrow, Cueto v. Kuroda Sunday.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

than, looks like your Spurs are going to come through

Those jerks. :)

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm cautiously optimistic at this point

now we have to beat those dirty nasty stinky no good for nothing wart infested Lakers

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who cares?

im a hoops junkie, but i stick with NCAA

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you follow recruiting?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whatever do you mean?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope

i hate the AAU bastardization of the sport.

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

college basketball is all about aau at this point

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This season has been better than most

Although, I was only rooting for the Hornets because they have David West, of Xavier fame.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was Arroyo's first fly ball out, by the way

unless Brandon Webb is wearing an Arroyo wig tonight while Bronson parties.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit

Would you believe second base?

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

second base is panties now, or just according to you?

when I have a daughter. And when she goes to highschool. I’m going to tell her to stay away from men named after Jewish holidays.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like Sam Seder

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

and by holidays I meant religious paraphenalia.

So its more like Jeff Kadish and Larry CircumcisionKnife that are going to be lonely.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit, no, I'm just all the way off tonight

and going to shut up now and work on my paper.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just before the Stanley Cup Finals end

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Definitely before

I’m still registered in KY, should I even bother driving down tomorrow?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm going to a church to vote

does that seem dumb to anyone else?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's where the old folks who like to volunteer their time feel comfortable.

Vote absentee. Let’s get this democracy thing into the twentieth century.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did the absentee thing twice

An odd feeling to watch KY results from 5,000 miles away.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is definitely something to be said

for sports that don’t let half (or more) of the teams into the playoffs.

by Gray on May 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im calling it now

bronson complete game

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A cool calculated projection

LOLCAT THAT SHIT

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 19, 2008 11:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walking Pierre

didn’t think that was possible.

Actually read recently that Pierre has changed his approach at the plate to get on base more. Good for him.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he sweats wine coolers

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Awesome.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When Thom was talking about not fitting into the "Hollywood" crowd

I wanted to strangle his redneck pandering ass. Your dad was a Professional broadcaster, not a dirt farmer

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa - I just got back from the store....

Donkey clubs another – Bronson is on…and sMarty and tHom are already driving me crazy.

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

by Madville on May 19, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks for the update

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 19, 2008 11:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nothing

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

takes away all the fun

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i had the same problem

it was showing up twice too

i refreshed the thread and that fixed the problem

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, there's a game on?

I thought they cancelled everything after the no-hitter.

by Gray on May 19, 2008 11:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cherry hudson eats ass

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On NO Jerry Jr...

He is no shortstop…BP would have made that play

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

by Madville on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why did he rush that?

he had plenty of time. get baby j in there

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because he's not a shortstop really

except that he kinda looks like one? tigrmetrics?

Seriously, where did this Jerry Hairston is our interim shortstop come from?

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

common votto

scoop the ball please…

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit, would you believe a botched grounder?

/cherry harriston junya’d

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sry guys

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you already used that one in another thread

i support lolcats, but i do not support lolcat reruns

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get it?

Cuz it’s poker and he has to feed the kitty…

Ah, fuck it.

Oh, and ‘Than… the cat’s alive.

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 11:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I must say

that I do begrudgingly respect your versatility in dumbing down the game threads.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too!

Just to annoy MM for no good reason. :)

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like this one

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yikes.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey my mom made me wear that sweater

its not my fault

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd just like to note

Somebody needs to open the beer for that kitty.

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on May 19, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually

it’s kitteh

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like a pussy

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 19, 2008 11:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gif?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that gif was rude

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AWESOME

Rec’d. :)

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The best part

is the missing “a”.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

i got ya

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's battlekow bait.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I saw a "coaching visit to mound"

And then a one pitch out. Who knew Bronson liked Dick Pole so much?

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on May 19, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only a pussy drinks miller

This little guy knows how to get a groove on

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

by Madville on May 19, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reply'd

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who was George talking to?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fucking stupid

Why was he tagging?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i didn't like that

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know whats a great idea?

pitchers taking head-first dives.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

get em on, get em over

shit all over yourself with the top of your lineup

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no hitters

bo belinsky, dennis martinez….who was the red?

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mercker?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 19, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bad move by Bronson

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 19, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuckin' Christ.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Definitely can't blame the manager for crap like that.

Nope, he had nothing to do with any of those poor decisions.

by Gray on May 19, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least we still have Mark Berry manning 3rd

He doesn’t see what the big deal is with base coaches wearing helmets; he’s been wearing one since kindergarten.

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's a rec for you kind sir

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not i

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not me

Sept 22nd, midday.

just like the flood in Evan Almighty.

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just noticed

that on reds.com, there’s a reminder to vote for Jr. for the all-star game.

Really? Griffey?

by Gray on May 19, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who called the complete game?

for you are not allowed to say anything positive about the reds for the rest of the night

by JoseRijoIsGod on May 19, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the reds suck

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this works!!!!

and pickoff

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

walk oh no

arroyo sucks

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did hairston fake a throw to 1st?

on that popup?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I saw that

I guess just making Kemp burn some calories out there…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF?

52 degrees and thunder and lightning? Cincinnati in the spring is a strange bird I say.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

look our runners aren't the only ones that can get picked off!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wednesday night on letterman

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

the book is 40% off at Kroger. i passed on it.

ive been supremely disappointed in his literary efforts.

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i liked where is joe merchant

a salty piece of land was eh

i do like a pirate looks at fifty a lot. really i would rather his stuff be non fiction

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

meh

he needs to pen an autobiography. obviously.

by obc2 on May 19, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's pretty much what a pirate looks at fifty was

also his kids books are good

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hot damn!

Nice pickoff, BA!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NICE!

Great jorb Brandon!

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as in "they took our"?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, I'm thinking more as in

greaat jeaeaeaarorb. jch?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poo

Great Jorb!

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 19, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got'im

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 19, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm feeling it for Griff here

He’s busting 598 right now

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 19, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im feeling

a single

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Incidentally...

Wasn’t EdE out of the lineup because he’s been slumping lately? For the month of May:

CPat: .257/.257/.286/.543
EdE: .179/.270/.286/.556

Um.

by Gray on May 19, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but OBP doesn't count

Dustynomics.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 19, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tHom suggest that pitchers should sit up in the radio booth

so that they can better learn to pitch better…

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

by Madville on May 19, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no...

are you serious

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on May 19, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The honest to God Truth

tHom knows all and sees all -from the booth

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

by Madville on May 19, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for the record

chan screams everytime she hears the phrase small ball.

tonight she said it was the dumbest thing she’d ever heard.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

griffey needs to tire once, then do it again

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good effort griffey

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

geeze junior!

what the hell. a second base running error tonight by this team

by xjjeep90 on May 19, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he just wanted to get back on the bench

to finish his conversation

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't really remember

the last time baserunning was a team strength.

by Brendanukkah on May 19, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

griffey,

watch phillips and take notes

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 19, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP! Triple post!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHOA

Phillips with a triple. Could have scored a run.

by xjjeep90 on May 19, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoops ol' Griff - kind of slow these days...

meanwhile BP fucking triples

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

by Madville on May 19, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love triples

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hm...

methinks we’re gonna get a walk here

by JoseRijoIsGod on May 19, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

adam dunn is having a fairly good stretch right now

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 19, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn raising that average with RISP

He’s unstoppable right now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 19, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stance

Dunn is has his fro