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Game 42 Thread, Part II

From commenter boobs:

i predict big things from cueto tonight

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Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

First

Farney!!!

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

There was no first last thread

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

that is like Marty not saying

and this one belongs to the Reds after a victory

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

“There is a beginning. There is a not yet beginning to be a beginning. There is a not yet beginning to be a not yet beginning to be a beginning. There is being. There is nonbeing. There is a not yet beginning to be nonbeing. There is a not yet beginning to be a not yet beginning to be nonbeing. Suddenly there is nonbeing. But I do not know, when it comes to nonbeing, which is really being and which is nonbeing. Now I have just said something. But I don’t know whether what I have said has really said something or whether it hasn’t said something.”

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is no I in Paul

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop

by Madville on May 17, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah there was

it was me

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

shayne graham

wearing a La Machina jersey

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 16, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

who do you think Shayne Graham hangs out with on the Bengals?

think he calls Carson every night to see if he wants to hang out? Oh, not tonight, ok, maybe tomorrow? no, well, thats ok too

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 16, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

like

Squeak Squalari from Baseketball

by buckeye22fox on May 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey rub that

and make it bigger

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You go to new threads much earlier than we do

It’s kind of nice though, the scroll bar wasn’t minuscule by the time the game thread moved.

Disclaimer: this post doesn't mean what you think it means.

by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We don't have enough pictures.

Although we do like to bust out the photoshop from time to time.

Disclaimer: this post doesn't mean what you think it means.

by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we also have good videos

check out:

Hitler talks about the Reds

and

Hardball Made Easy

(both somewhere in the right frame on the main page)

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank God

no lolcats tonight

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad...

No Fat Vegas Alan tonight.

I am not missing shortstop’s lolcats, however.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he is...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's because...

...it gets really slow when the thread gets too long.

One of the joys of the SB Nation upgrade.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand I do enjoy the auto-updating.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shayne Graham

been a pretty good kicker in his career though. Seems like a nice guy. Not your typical Bengal

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm politely enjoying this perfectly normal game.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit

these boys can hit

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pronk hasn't hit like that in a long time

It’s good to hear it.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would there be drama?

It’s just like any other game.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't fall for

manufactured inter-league rivalry bullshit

by buckeye22fox on May 16, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Johnnypronto

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that too

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the most bullshit HR ive seen at GABP

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shayne Graham did a good job in the booth.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah he did

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sonofa...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

damn that was crushed

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

casey is on my fantasy team. woo hoo some one on that team has power

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

His chin is scary.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

poopie

Hey Johnny… keep the ball down

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that ball was down

hafner just golfed it

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 16, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Cueto thinks we're sellin' out, we're sellin' out yeahh...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes and away

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It's only because Jhonny spells his name the right way.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Jhonny > Johnny on that AB.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

soft jh?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 17, 2008 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Chris!

I thought those were supposed to be rally killers

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

have a nice night. don’t let the door knob hit you on the way out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many pitches does he have?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

88

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF happened?

Is the MRI machine warming up?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And here comes the flood

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 16, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad Cueto worked through it

that was important, I think

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 16, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I told you so

I knew he would get knocked off the plate

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully the Reds

send a brush back to some one next time around

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillips helps alot of pitchers out

his new nickname should be “Neo”.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Good idea.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Cueto is done

bravo Dusty. one tick in the right side of the ledger.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please be Good Burton tonight....

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 16, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that anything like "Good Burger"?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to Good Burton

Home of the Good Burton, can I take your order?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

two balls ripped

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can fix that in surgery

Don’t ask how I know.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should throw one of these

under his chin

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

no cure

Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.

by Man Mountain on May 16, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit

what was that crap Votto? Freakin litle league

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Common Burton...

Get out of this inning.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit Votto

send him down to AAA. we need to learn him a lesson.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhhh....

Jo-eh? FUCK.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

feck

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ferk

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOHICA

ugh Affeldt

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Good move vs. Delluci.

Wonder if they bring in a pinch hitter.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

I’m a little surprised

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they have any righties left?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody left's a righty

Marte, Shoppach and Carroll

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you delegate from Cleveland

i was hoping one of y’all would chime in.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

none of them could play left though i guess

carroll possibly, but i guess it doesnt matter now.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but we just used Gutz as a PH

and he can play left. Also, Blake can play LF and RF, which would allow an infielder to come in for Looch and Blake could’ve move to the OF.

Ah well.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

3

caroll, Mante, Shopach

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

nice curve ball. My knees buckled

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

whew

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew.

Way to get out of it

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done Affeldt.

That will be the only batter you face, however.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe they got out of that

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

believe it

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

0-4

And Andy Phillips’ hitting streak is over. He got only 2 at-bats in the short game.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soft J likes his chances

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a certain flamboyant '80s rock-god?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here

A little late, a little bruised. And if any of you were inconvenienced by the 4 car wreck on the Brent Spence this afternoon well, my bad. :)

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

you ok?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thy cup runneth over

always look on the bright side, right?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah

you ok?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You better get an MRI

Glad you’re OK.

Not your fault, right?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

just call him Farney

tearing shit up, causing havoc

by obc2 on May 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I was thinking “WTF is he talking about?”. Then I saw the typo.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Satisfied?

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh yeah

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not my fault

The guy in front of me stopped, I stopped, the guy behind me stopped. The fourth guy notsomuch. He plowed in at about 30 mph. I have/had a ‘99 Ranger, and it really fuckered the bed so I’m figuring they’ll total it out. Piccy goodness:

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s gonna wreck that guy’s insurance. He was in an early 2000s Blazer. He hit a new Lincoln SUV who hit me and pushed me into a Lexus.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

The only worse he could have done was to have a Lamborghini involved.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the problem here is that you just don't look old enough to drive!

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop

by Madville on May 17, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Hopper back from the DL?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Dunno. Mebbe not.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i guess Hopper with one arm

is still better than Dunn with two. ‘cause with one arm you can still bunt, ya know.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Last I heard, he wasn’t doing too well. He’s not even scheduled for a rehab assignment yet.

And Bruce hit a home run for the Bats. It was off Kei Igawa, but still…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

good to see he's hitting lefties

...Igawa IS a lefty, right?

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

That’s probably the only reason the Yankees haven’t dealt him. You need lefties in Yankee Stadium, and they don’t have any.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This seems like as good of a time as any for some soft J action

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

freel is nuts

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

some one will take Weathers deep before thsi inning is over

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by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

Garko’s been terrible lately and Asdrubal hasn’t got much power.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was close

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and power isn't

a prerequisite for this park

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes got plenty of power

to get tailor made triple play balls

by thedecline19 on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he hit into one?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

with Weathers on the mound

those kinds of things dont seem to matter much.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad no call

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like...

Instead of Weathers letting the first man on base with alarming regularity, he now lets the second man on base with alarming regularity.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

good pitch

hell yes.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Stormy!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever since that three-homer game...

His average has been steadily dropping.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ebbs and flows

it was only 10 days ago.

by obc2 on May 16, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where were you

when I called.. How can I drunk call you when you don’t answer.. Anyway, ignore your voicemail.. :)

Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck

by snohio on May 16, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice AB by the Franchise

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

patience BP

i like that.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty sends BP here

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Its been a bit under the radar

But BPs been playing great since that supposed media temper tantrum

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on May 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Evening, bitches!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

sup bitch

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I thought they were sending him

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by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

A fly ball would be marvelous, EdE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

contact

would be nice

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it gets the run in, I'm happy

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

amen brother

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by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice, Jo-eh.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto

with the powerstroke!

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That looks like

A lot like a VW G60 Supercharger that they put in the Corrados… I had one of those..

Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck

by snohio on May 16, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah its just a hand held haur dryer

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop

by Madville on May 17, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they walk EdE

To get to Dunn…

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

woah tHom actually thinks thats a good idea

bizzarro

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

EdE

Is pretty hard to K. Dunn is not, plus sets up the DP.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suppose that makes sense

but damn, thats dangerous

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't get it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 17, 2008 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO DUNNER!

This would be a good time, to ya know, silence those Dunn haters.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Do they shift here?

And if they do, will he attempt to lay one down to 3B?

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

no shift

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Question

is EdE pronounced “Eddy” or like it rhymes with “Eazy-E”?

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I go with "Eddie"

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on this

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

easy E

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno, actually.

Never had to pronounce it.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer "Eazy (muthafuckin) E"

but thats just me. i dont speak for the whole group.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always go with the "Easy E" pronunciation

And say things in my head like, “EdE, EdE, EdE can swing a big, fat…. stiiiiick.”

by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always read it as Eddy-E

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 17, 2008 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Dunner...

Salami, just like off Wickman.

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish i could link to a video

but i’m sure you all remember what happened last time we were in a similar situation against the indians and bob wickman

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring in Wickman!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta take one for the team there

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

just ask ron stillanovich

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

take one for the team

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

COMMON DUNNER

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

are caps on?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

SORRY

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

everybody clap your hands

clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

by xjjeep90 on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

God I love baseball

No matter the outcome, I love being completely enthralled by this situation

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

true out come

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by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WWWOOOOOOOOO

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

SOFT WALK!!!!!!1!!1!!

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BAKO

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE THIS.

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the fact

That Dunn batting so low actually worked out.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

its still a bush-league move

i mean, the dude has been the best hitter on the team the past 4-5 years and after 6 bad weeks you drop him to 7th? what a joke.

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lewis looks cooked

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

2 out bases loaded

and now bringing Hatte to the plate

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Good move.

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would not mind...

Another walk here.

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

someone with flag powers, please post one

post haste… lets not have a repeat of wednesday

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm... everyone has flag powers. Even you!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm too unlucky to be bestowed with flag powers

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoCo time

if he has recovered from being over worked

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Viva Coco!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva Coco!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should buy a Dodge

To get the $2.99/gallon gas for the next three years. :)

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

or you could eat at Chilis

then you’ll really have gas for 3 years. BADA BING!

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had Skyline for lunch yesterday

I now blame that for trashing my vehicle. Makes perfect sense,

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in a car with a couple friends once...

And my friend asks the guy driving, “How ‘bout we stop, eat and get gas?”

Driver says, “Sure!”

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's CoCo Time!!

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder if AngG is confused

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I think she went to

throw up

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would I be confused?

I’m just a little disappointed in Jensen.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you guys have flags over at LTG

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LGT, whatever

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I say no...

are you going to come over and plant a flag and claim it for the Reds? ‘Cause I’m not okay with that.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's nothing like that

The flags are for the players. The flag for their country is posted here, as good luck in key situations.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty cool.

A+ for flags, then.

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by AngG on May 16, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soft J in at short.

Which means Coco blows it, and Janish wins it in the 10th

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

/kidding

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

once was enough

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

one K

one flag

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

More flags.

More fun.

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by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

man the tribe

really works deep into the count. Is that an everyday thing for them?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

TWO Ks

TWO FLAGS!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

2 k's

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Frozen pizza. :)

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Two Ks!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ball game

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

Cool God Almighty I love having a real closer.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

But...

...I’m kinda worried about his being used almost every day.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

I’m happy if he’s used a lot since that means we’re winning. Of course, he will need a day off here and there, hopefully the boys will put up some crooked numbers soon to give him some rest.

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

But............

He’d been chilin’ on the bench all April. He’ll get a couple days off. Nothing he can’t handle

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on May 16, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 Ks!!!

This one belongs to the Reds!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

THREE Ks

THREE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

POUR SOME MILK ON COCO

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay! Yippeee!!!

Three flags!!

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What a stud

That was worth 22 mil right there!

Jeff, we hardly knew ye...

by chesirecat on May 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That was awesome! Great win!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good game and all that

Won’t be around tomorrow, since I’ll actually be at the game, but might come visit again in the future.

Thanks for being mostly nice. :)

Disclaimer: this post doesn't mean what you think it means.

by AngG on May 16, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice to sorta meet you

I hope you’re disappointed again tomorrow, nothing personal. :)

"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"

by jch24 on May 16, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good game.

And thanks for being civil, unlike…. well Cubs fans.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 16, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice having you around.

Hope you catch a home run ball from Adam Dunn.

Here’s a tip: Don’t throw it back, like shortstop.

Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?

by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for stopping by

its always fun to have an opposing fan around (except for stupid-ass cubs fans)

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

the flags definitely work

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 16, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hamilton tonight 4 for 4

2 home runs 4 rbi

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

helps heal the heart

doesn’t it?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 16, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

amen brother

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 16, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

psst

Boobs put a new post-game thread up.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 16, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed all but the last 3 outs -Great ending

Go Reds – #5 Tomorrow!

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop

by Madville on May 16, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

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