Griffey
by bigdeal on May 15, 2008 4:01 PM EDT
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PrintI DONT WANT TO BE TRADED.I AM HAPPY HERE? LETS REVIEW 8 YEARS AVERAGED 105 GAMES-68 RBIS IN THAT TIME.WONT BE A CAPATIN BECAUSE I LEAD BY EXAMPLE.ADAM DONT USE TWO HANDS JUST ONE WATCH.OOPS ADAM BACK UP TO THE WALL NOT MUCH YOU CANT KEEP IN FRONT OF YOU.ALSO IF YOUR EVER UP IN THE NINTH WITH TIE SCORE DONT LOOK DOWN AT THIRD BASE COACH HE WAS GIVING SIGINALS I DONT DO. THEN THEY HAD THE NERVE TO PUT IN A PINCH RUNNER IN FOR ME.I AM NOT OR SHOULD YOU COME OUT OF THE DUGOUT AT THE END OF LONG GAME WE WERE IN.THAT NEW GUY KNOWS I AM THERE FOR HIM.BY THE WAY I TALKED TO KIPP. I AM A LEADER ON THE DISABLED LIST TOLD HIM NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.WELL I KNOW I HAVE ONLY GOT 70 MILLION SO FAR FROM THIS TEAM BUT I LIKE IT HERE. SEE YOU AT THE BANK TOMMOROW.
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Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
by jch24 on May 15, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that is quite possibly
the worst post in the history of RedReporter, and quite possibly in the history of posting. Is there a point in there someplace?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on May 15, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
conversely
that is quite possibly the best post in the history of RedReporter, and quite possibly in the history of posting.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on May 15, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I second that
It’s a perfect storm of nonsense.
Bravo, sir.
Save the Trolls! http://hetfet.org
by Obi Juan Kenobez on May 15, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Props for anyone who read that entire post.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Hey now...
I READ THE ENTIRE POST I THOUGHT IT WAS EXTREMELY WELL.THOUGHT OUT AND IS THAT REALLY GRIFFEY TALKING ON RR.WOW THAT IS AWESOME.OOPS HE IS RIGHT ABOUT ADAM HE NEEDS TO LEANR HOW TO HIT LIKE ME I HAVE SIXHUNDRED HOMREUNS
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 15, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, it's illustrating my point, I guess.
The fact that a human being sat down at a computer, logged onto Red Reporter, typed this post, and hit the submit button is absolutely mind-boggling to me.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 15, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, this was more of a comment
about Griffey than what you said in the post.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 17, 2008 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Super props to anyone who cared to try and decigher it.
You might want to read the .410 good buddy postif you wish to continue to discuss Ken Griffey jr.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop
Joined to say that, huh.
Very interesting.. Maybe it really IS Jr..
Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck
Arroyo
LIKED IT BETTER IN BOSTON?I KNOW ONE THING AND THATS IS THAT I LIKE TO PARTY CANT DO THAT IN CININATTI.THE MUSIC HERE SUCKS AND I CANT EVEN PERFORM WITHOUT STUPID FANS SCREAMING TOGETHER AGAIN JUST BECAUSE I MADE A FEW COMERCCIALS FOR SOME HAMBURGER PATTIES DOESN NOT MEAN I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THIS DUMP.HMM LETS SEE A ROCK AND ROLL TOWN WHERE THEY LISTEN TO MY MUSIC OR A SHITVILE TOWN WHERE THE BARS CLOSE AT 2 NOT EVEN CLOSE.OTHER THAN ME WHO IN THIS TOWN EVEN KNOWS HOW TO PITCH THROW A CURVEBALL.DIDNT THINK SO I SHOULD OF STAYED IN BEENTOWN WHERE I COULD HAVE AT ELAST TWO WORLD SERIES RINGS BY NOW FUCK THIS PLACE.AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE BITCHES
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
i think this proves
that boobs is actually “bigdeal” and is trying to pull a fast one on us. nicely done boobs, but you have to get up pretty early in the morning.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
also, i rec'd this post and encourage everyone else to do the same
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
youmeansomerunonstuffsenslesskhafkakhakiwornralphlaurencolorblindshit?
Oh wait i forgot the endless reLative blindness that saramago speaks of in tongues of glue and force the meaning from the ground of my bean. IHAVEJUSTBEGUN TO CAITALIZEON THE QUANTUM THEORYOFDUSTBAGTHEANTICLOGANDHISMISFORTUNETOBEIN CINCYDURINGTHISTIMEOFREDRESS.
AND I REALLY MEAN THIS SHIT.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop
UNauthorized REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION
does anybody remember the early internet physics kooks? Back in the early 90’s, when the Reds were still (nearly) reigning world champions, and the internet was a small world. Robert McElwaine, Ludwig Plutonium and his friend Archimedes Plutonium—they all had these crazy theories of the universe that they would post everywhere. McElwaine was a master of the all-caps, and he even had a .sig way back then: UNauthorized REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this information is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED
Ahh, the good old days…
internet in the early '90s??
i imagine back in those days they all had hilarious old-fashioned handlebar moustaches and they wore high socks and all the .gifs were in black and white.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
they had to access it with their word processors i believe
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
gifs? black and white?
It was all green screen back in the day. And we liked it. WE LOVED IT!
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
rec.sports.baseball.reds
we certainly didn’t have any of this fancy “new posts pop up on your screen as you read” stuff. Even back then, the newsgroups were a bit like the ESPN comment sections. The only decent Reds group was a listserv run by the guys that now do Redleg Nation.
But still, nobody knew you were a dog…
I am trying to decide...
Whether my eyes, ears or brain hurt (or all three).
It’s a good thing this guy is not king of the universe, or I’d actually have to read the whole thing.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
Affeldt?
Is it you?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on May 15, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WE NEED TOO MORE RECS COMMON PEOPLE
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
sniff.
It took me almost a full year to get over the way you guys treated me and my first post at red Reporter.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, who's rec-ing this FanPost?
That shit ain’t funny.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
so someody tell me
was that the real Ken Griffey Jr.?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 15, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Mighta been the real Paul Householder
I like to imagine him as a foaming internet crank with a lot of time on his hands, these days.
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2008 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this may be what happens when 11 year-olds get stoned...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 15, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Ever see nine year-olds on X ?
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man,
The Jesus camps I went to were never like this. I feel cheated.
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2008 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, on the bright side
It killed off the career of this guy.
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2008 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
i got nothing to add
rec’d
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 16, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Only one way to test that theory...
Oh, and way to have my back on the Dunner debate on your facebook site. You’re doing a really good job with that site, btw. I’m trying to elevate the discourse a little bit, but it isn’t going over well so far. :)
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Gotta agree there... Some of those fans are pretty thickheaded...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
LOL
it’s one of those things where it’s so stupid, it’s funny. the poster can’t possibly have thought this worthwhile to post, yet post he did. ha, ha! good one! ha, ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (see what i did there? all caps!)
Um, before you go wild on the all caps bit...
How do you feel about bringing up Bruce?
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2008 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY SHORTSTOP!!!
YOUZCAN POSTS AZ MANNY LOLCTS IN THIS THRED AS YU WANTT,. GO 2 TOWN!
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Here. I'll even start.
cat pictures”/>
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, yeah. Everyone's a critic.
I’m just not a lolcat expert. I think I’m proud of that, actually.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
OK.
Try this.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay, a cat thread!
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
by jch24 on May 16, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This man finds this post reassuring -
veritable metamorphosis….
The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop
SOMEONE WAS NOT BEING A RESPONSIBLE PARENT....
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
btw
who is kipp?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
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