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Jeff Keppinger

As you've probably heard, fan favorite Jeff Keppinger is headed to the DL after fracturing his knee by fouling a ball off it. According to Wikipedia, he's done this before.

In 2005, Keppinger again excelled in Norfolk while hitting .337. He was poised to return to the majors in June when Kazuo Matsui was injured, but bad luck struck when Keppinger fractured his kneecap around the same time as Matsui. The injury not only prevented his return to the majors but ended his entire 2005 season.

According to Baseball Cube, Kepp played 62 games in 2005. That means he missed more than half the season when he fractured his kneecap last time.

C. Trent has post worth reading, though it was written before the Janish callup became official:

Keppinger had an x-ray taken Tuesday night and Reds manager Dusty Baker said the doctors told him it wasn't as bad of a break as it could have been. Keppinger will have an MRI taken on Wednesday. Still, he is expected to be put on the disabled list and miss a substantial amount of time.

I don't think this is the same kind of knee injury Sea Bass has. It sounds more serious. Maybe the fact that Kepp continued to play for a couple of innings after the injury means it's not that bad. But it sounds to me like they are preparing to go without Kepp for a long time.

Trent also has some quotes from Dusty on Janish:

Janish, 25, is one of the best fielding players in the Reds minor league system and with a 1-for-2 performance in the Bats' victory Tuesday night raised his batting average to .293. He also picked up two RBIs and now has 20 on the season.

Baker said he liked what he saw of Janish in spring training.

"He's a good one, so if he's the one, we’ll have to find a way to match him up with the guys he best suits and Jerry the other ones. It's nice to have guys who can play multiple positions," Baker said. "(Janish) is a slick fielder; he's a big-time slick fielder. He's got some sock in his bat, especially on the high fastball. He's got good speed and it’s a good example of what we've got in the organization."

John Fay lays out the possibilities for a replacement. He says A-Gon is nowhere near ready, and probably won't be for quite awhile. And he thinks Valaika is a possibility. But the most realistic scenario is Hairston and Janish battle it out until one wins the job.

Fay points out that many doubted Keppinger would ever be a big league player. I'm not sure why. He's hit well throughout his minor league career. Not much power, but infielders don't have to hit like Barry Bonds.

Janish has not hit that well in his minor league career, though he's been raking this year, after a slow start. He will provide a very solid glove at SS. I hope Dusty gives him a chance.

I was not expecting Jay Bruce or Andy Phillips to be called up. The Reds need a shortstop. Hairston can play SS, but he needs a backup, and there isn't one. Bruce can't play SS (and since he's a lefty, I doubt they'll convert him ;-). Andy Phillips played SS for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but was soon moved down the defensive spectrum by the Yankees.

I thought they might call up a disposable player, like the Gay Porn Star last year. The fact that they didn't suggests they are expecting this to be a long-term situation.

And if neither Janish nor Hairston step up? If the Reds still think they have a chance, they might trade for a SS. If not, they may as well let Janish try to figure it out.

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Well...

Ya’ll wanted to see a youth movement.

Interesting question, though: What happens if Janish is good? He’s probably not going to hit like Kepp, but he’s likely to hit as well as AGon, and he’s supposed to have the great glove neither of those two have.

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on May 14, 2008 8:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Janish vs. Kepp

Janish has the potential to bat hit with a lower average, but similar obp to Keppinger. Hopefully, he’s made the adjustments he needs to make to upper level pitching after struggling in AA/AAA last year.

by rojosoto on May 14, 2008 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PECOTA has Janish topping out at .268/.344/.410

with a weighted mean of .245/.318/.363. That was before he’d shown improvements this season in Louisville, but those improvements are only over 33 games, so I doubt the projection would change that much. I’d expect something around .250/.330/.380. But really, all I want is for him to do enough to keep the Reds from signing Neifi Perez.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Janish .268

if we get that from him for the rest of the season I would be ecstatic.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 14, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Current starters hitting less than .268:

EdE, Griffey, Patterson, Dunn

Plus Hatteberg, Valentin, and Ross.

How’s his speed on the basepaths? I mean, I assume if he’s playing short, he’ll bat second, but I’m just askin’.

by Gray on May 14, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's a good story from the c-j about janish getting the call

By C.L. Brown

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 14, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've heard from a friend who heard from a friend who heard it from another

that Keppinger is out for the season. The Reds aren’t saying anything until after the MRI, but it’s been reported on the radio that he’s done. So yeah, it sounds like the Reds need a long term solution.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 8:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow tough break for Kepp and the Reds

just when almost everyone is getting on base we lose one of our hotter hitters. Now I know many people on here don’t like Jeff because the talking head around here want him to replace Ede. Really this season Ede and Jeff K are the two best and most consistent hitters for the Reds. So hopefully he can make a speedy recovering and preform at a high level next year for us.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on May 14, 2008 8:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

correction
Now I know many people on here don’t like Jeff the talking heads because the talking head around here want Kepp to replace Ede.

I think you’ll have a hard time finding people who don’t like Keppinger.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

You really like missing the point, don’t you?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 14, 2008 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

I’m not certain of this, but based on the 50+ games the Cubs played last year after his suspension, and the 40+ games the Reds have played this season… I think Neifi’s suspension is up.

Please Janish, knock the cover off of the ball for a couple of weeks. PLEASE!!!!!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 8:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and by the Cubs

I meant the Tigers…I think that’s who he was with when he was suspended.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lions, and tigers and bears...

Think the “wizard” would come out of retirment?

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on May 14, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Jose Rijo can come back after getting one HOF vote

Just imagine what someone who got a whole bunch of HOF votes could do!

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to be the first to say it

This injury is all Dusty Bakers fault. If he gave Kepp the night off instead of Griffey Kepp would be healthy this morning. Dusty really needs to be pro-active against these injuries.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This really sucks

if Kepp is out for the season, and I don’t doubt it, then it doubly sucks. I understand that Jannish is a strong defender, that’s great – but I don’t think this kid is going to hit so good (hope I’m way wrong). Again I ask, why not move Phillips to short and Freel to second base?Dusty says that BP is a potential gold glove winner at 2B and to move him would weaken the team at two positions. Huh? BP is definitely capable of playing SS. My guess is that he’d love the challenge and that it would not affect his hitting at all. Jerry Jr. takes Freel’s role as replacement infielder/outfielder and Jannish gets moved into the playing rotation more slowly as the utility guy. What am I missing here?

Eeyore has more fun than a Reds fan.

by Madville on May 14, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What you're missing

Dusty would have to move BP to the 2 hole in the lineup if he plays SS.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 14, 2008 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well Freel can't play everyday

everytime the Reds have tried that experiment he has gone into a huge slump, he could play 5 times a week or so, and the other 2 or 3 days Hairston or Janish could spell him.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i called Brad Kullman when he ran the team in 2003

all you have to do is call the Great American Ballpark and ask them to connect you to somebody and the switchboard operator will do that.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure Brad Kullman

was taking all the calls he could just to say “Hi this is GM Brad Kullman, how can you help me?”

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 14, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually he just answered

“This is Brad”

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by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dating myself

If RR were at it’s current power then we could have gone Jerky Boys on him.

by Red Menace on May 15, 2008 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think i asked him why he traded Scott Williamson

for a single A pitcher who was older than Williamson was when he was Rookie of the Year. But Phil Dumatrait worked out so well.

He said well if you haven’t been reading the papers the Reds aren’t playing very well.

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by justin007000 on May 15, 2008 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't get it either

easy solution is to move bp to short, at least until alex comes back, and play freel or hairston at second, mostly freel. gonzalez is not going to miss the whole season, and i’m sure he’ll be back before kepp. do we really need a long term solution at this point?

by Daedalus on May 14, 2008 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd just as soon not mess with Phillips

And if Janish is the “long-term solution,” so much the better. I’ve been pushing for a youth movement for awhile, so if the solution is to bring up one of our guys from the minors and see what he can do, then it’s an internal solution and I’m all for it. Janish gets a crack at the show, we get to see where he’s at, developmentally, and it doesn’t cost us anything. It’s not like we’re in a pennant race. In the best of all possible worlds, he comes up with no expectations and sticks around like Keppinger did. At worst, he’s not cracked up to be a ML shortstop, but at least he’ll be getting a solid chance. I think giving him until Gonzalez gets back is reasonable.

Perhaps most importantly, we’re not going out and signing someone who’s “available.” Someone like, say, Neifi Perez.

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How does playing a different position mess with a player?

Phillips was a SS throughout the minors and was bumped to SS because Omar Vizquel manned SS.

Freel plays a different position every night. Would he be a better hitter if he only played one position?

by rojosoto on May 14, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have a master of one trade than a jack of them all

Phillips has turned himself into a really good second basemen. Maybe the move to short won’t screw him up, but maybe it will take him awhile to get comfortable there again. I’m just not sure that it’s worth the risk. Is BP at short and Hairston at 2nd really that much different than Hairston at short and BP at second?

I guess I’m just not seeing what we gain by moving Phillips to short. In my mind, I think this season is written off. I’d rather see what we’ve got in Janish than screw around with BP. I’m actually with Dusty on this one.

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Already?

I know it looks bad, and the computers are telling us that our playoff chances are in the single digits, but I can’t give up yet. It’s mid-May!

by ken on May 14, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah fuck slyde

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what a fool believes, kenny

Although we have just taken two from the top team in the NL. And the Cubs and Brewers and Cards all look like they want to asplode. And the Astros and Pirates… well, y’know.

Give the kids their shot. If we win because they’re that damn good, so much the better. If we don’t, well, we weren’t winning with the old guard either.

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With BP at short what we gain is:

Range, speed and a great arm
With Farney/Hairstunned we get better than decent defense and a better than Jannish offense. So we improve defensively at short and pick up the offenseive slack fairly well from 2nd.

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop

by Madville on May 14, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

six games under .500

with three-fourths of the season left to play is not over, esp in the nl central.

looks like the deadbirds are starting to come back to earth.

by Daedalus on May 14, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

That rotation is bound to come apart at the seams and I doubt Ryan Ludwick and Rick "Roids" Ankiel keep up their dueling Josh Hamilton impersonations. Plus what fun is baseball without wild (and mostly unsubstantiated) optimism!

by Bill Doran on May 14, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also of note.

Ryan Franklin is their closer.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 14, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he owes us...

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 15, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it over

Well, the bats have finally come around the past week or two. As long as the pitches doesn’t go south now and the Reds can get something longer than a 2-game winning streak going, they’ve got a chance to climb back in this thing.

Some “bad luck”
Reds have scored 49 runs in Volquez’s 8 starts but only 52 runs in Harang & Cueto’s 17 starts. Volquez would have the same record if he had gotten Cueto’s support, and the Reds would have won some of Cueto’s starts with Volquez’s run support. That’s got to even out over the course of the season.

Arroyo’s start vs. the Mets has to be more than a 1 time improvement. Let’s hope that’s the beginning of Good Arroyo.

The offense has to continue to produce. .300 obp at the top of the lineup be damned.

by rojosoto on May 14, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the offense is better then it has been

Dunn will start hitting homeruns anyday.

If Arroyo can be average, Volquez doens’t tank, and Cueto can continue to have some good to go with the bad, the pitching should put them in a good position to win at least twice through the rotation, and probably give them a chance to win about 3.5 to 4 times through the rotation.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, good offense lately

That’s what I meant. The offense has gotten going consistently the past week or so. We need the pitching to not fall apart now that the offense is scoring runs. Even though the offense has scored 57 runs in their last 10 games, they’ve also given up 57 runs in their last 10 games.

by rojosoto on May 15, 2008 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bats aren't missing Janish at Louisville.

9-1 right now in the 2nd. In the 2nd inning, all 9 Bats came up and reached base without recording an out, 7 of them getting hits. Luis Bolivar playing short, and the announcers said Adam Rosales will see time there too.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 14, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Update.

Bats ahead of Scranton-Wilkes Barre 11-1 in the 8th. Justin Lehr started and gave up a leadoff HR but settled down after that. The story of this game, though, is Jay Bruce is a single away from the cycle. He’s due up 6th in the bottom of the 8th, and Todd Coffey’s warming up, so he might bat in the 9th.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 14, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

he immediately gave up a 2-run double, followed by an RBI single . 11-6.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 14, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is his problem mental

or has he lost something or been just been figured out?

I don’t really expect an answer this is a rhetorical question.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his problem is he throws a flat fastball

and everybody just sits on it and beats the shit out of it. He just doesn’t have major league stuff. or minor league stuff, apparently.

BTW, im putting together the farmers only right now, if anyone was worried about that

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 14, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He pitched in 81 games in 2006

It was one of most appearances by a Red in a single season ever. Even more than rubber-armed Scott Sullivan. I don’t think this is entirely to blame for what ruined him, but you kind of have to wonder. After all, he was pretty good in the first half of ‘06.

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 years ago their was much outcry to put him in the closers rule

he was there for about 2 weeks and hasn’t been the same since. That is why I wonder if it is mental.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is too funny not to post

From the ESPN story about Kepp going down and Janish coming up, in the comments section:


jrtalbott (51 minutes ago) Report Violation | Ignore User
bruce should be coming up soon. i don’t know what their waiting for. him and votto are buds. i’d bench dunn since he quit doin steroids , he’s not worth a crap.

Really? Dunn? Steroids?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 14, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Y'know

“J.R. Talbott” seems like the perfect name for someone who would write that.

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't you tell?

he’s so skinny now. I’ve taken to calling him Skeletor.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that Michael?

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 14, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another "so what happens" question

So what happens if Janish falls apart? Does that delay the promotion of other minor leaguers? Or will Jockety rightly evaluate only Janish?

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on May 14, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like

that the Canadian Press pulled this headline out of last night’s game:

Toronto’s Joey Votto homers to lead Reds past Florida Marlins.

Since, yeah, Votto’s HR was the most important thing to happen in the game and all.

by Gray on May 14, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Er...

I’ll do what I can, but nobody around here gives a damn about some baseball player from Toronto.

by Gray on May 14, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now keppinger can focus on his presidential campaign

also, how longbefore we start calling Janish “Yanni”?

by Brian B on May 14, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as in the Janissarie?

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by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey

Didn’t Griffey make a comment in spring training that he wanted to play shortstop? I say we see how he does for an inning.

I can’t help but feel responsible for Keppinger’s injury. I picked him up in my fantasy league right after Monday’s game.

by Brian B on May 14, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Either pick Neifi up now

Or track him down with your Tire Iron of Justice.

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brian can't do that to neifi perez...

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 14, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cantu?

No, shit!

Brian McCann!

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Will Carrol's projection...

...”up to” two months for Kepp. I’ll trust him over Cincinnati radio every day of the week.

by bparsonst on May 14, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kepp out 4-6 weeks

so sayeth the fayeth

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 14, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he seems adamant about it to

since he posted it 6 times.

I’m not a doctor, but 4-6 weeks seems optimistic. Obviously every person is different, but how long has Gonzalez been out? And there is still no indication of his return. I’ll be shocked if Keppinger is back before the All Star break.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 14, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonzalez

Initially, wasn’t he supposed to return quickly – like a few weeks after OD? It’s just not like the Reds to misrepresent rehab time.

by ken on May 14, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Age...

I think a little bit of this has to do with the age difference. I’d expect Kepp to heal a little faster.

I know it is unfounded and I know he went through a lot of personal shit last year, but something tells me that AGon doesn’t really want to play.. I’m sure I am wrong, at least I hope I am..

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 14, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're not that far apart, though.

Kepp is 28, Sea Bass is 31.

More than age or quality of care, I think GRIT is the largest factor in rehab time. Kepp will be running wind sprints and tossing medicine balls by by Memorial Day.

by ken on May 14, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

didn't Kepp do this before?

I am guessing he will be back at the end of June or begining of July.

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by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did this before

And was out for the season, grit or no grit.

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by BubbaFan on May 14, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess he could go to Price Hill Chilly

and get some Grits.

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by justin007000 on May 14, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shoulda looked..

I was using my eyes and ears instead of looking up stats like AGE.. I woulda thought Sea Bass was older. Who knows, maybe he is.. I think Kepp is younger because I don’t pay attention and want to think he’s been in the organization for more than a year and a half.

Lets see. I had a collar bone at 27 broken arm at 28 (both BMX racing) and broken leg at 33 (Coed Rec softball). Both were sort of freakish. The latter two ended those sports. Both the arm and the leg were pretty f’ed up.. The arm seamed to heal quicker and I didn’t have therapy. The leg took 9 months to fully heal, but it was probably even worse than the arm.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 15, 2008 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec softball is no joke

I broke my fibula a few years ago in a game when I was a summer intern. I wish I had a great story for it, but all it involved was some bad shoes and crappy basepaths. It didn’t exactly make great cast and crutches conversation, but at least it cemented an employment offer.

by ken on May 15, 2008 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hurt during company softball?

That job at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is pretty choice though, right?

by Brendanukkah on May 15, 2008 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll let you know

as soon as I find my way out of the “Springfield Mystery Spot”.

by ken on May 15, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah apparently

it wasn’t a joke to the b__ (grr.) who thought it was a good idea to block second base to tag me out sliding. I slid into her leg instead of the base and had a spiral fracture of my tibia and broke the fibula close to my knee. 3 days in the hospital, plate and 7 screws, 2 weeks not working, 8 weeks of recovery 6 months of therapy and leaving my wife to take care of me and our 6 month old. Totally not worth blocking the bag for. Not to mention pretty much killing softball as something for me to do..

At least the arm was my own stupidity trying to hard in a main event, one in which I told myself that I wasn’t going to even try in but did anyway. That’s a whole other story.

-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.

by snohio on May 15, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny story about that..

I got a letter from the subrogation department asking if it was covered under insurance thinking they could get out of paying for it.. Of course I work for UnitedHealth Care.. I told them it was a company team.. and if they had a problem they could contact the law department..

Got another identical letter from them 4 months later when they started receiving the therapy bills.. I told them to go back and dig out the previous report. :)

You have to love large organizations.. But, hey the pay is good..

Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck

by snohio on May 15, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean

UnitedHealth Care doesn’t even take care of its own employees without hassle?

i am not surprised.

by Daedalus on May 16, 2008 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should have taken her out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 15, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean, to dinner and a movie?

fuck that.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 15, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah..

She was pretty unremorseful afterwards too.. Of course I was probably being an ass when she asked me if I was alright and I showed her my dangling foot and asked her what did she think..

Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck

by snohio on May 15, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

Didn’t take too long into the season for Baker to break out his new “regular” lineup:
1 – Patterson
2 – Hairston

You know he was wetting his pants in March dreaming of this kind of daily lineup

by rojosoto on May 14, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really don't mind Cherry Hudson batting second

Since he’s hit pretty well while he’s been up with the club, and besides Keppinger and Dunn, he’s the player I’d most like to see in that role. What really amuses me is Dusty’s lockstep adherence to position determining batting order. “Hairston, you were batting sixth last night. But now you’re the shortstop, and second you shall bat.”

It’s pretty strange that I like the bottom half of our lineup waaaay more than the top half. Although Patterson has been on a bit of a tear lately. I hope he can keep it up. I have no idea which Arroyo we’ll get, but pitching on three days rest after going 8 innings his last time… I’m not brimming with confidence. Score runs, Reds, and lots of ‘em!

by Brendanukkah on May 14, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rule of thumb for sports injuries

Double the amount of time the team or athlete predicts.

Still, that’s better than “out for the season.”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

If Kepp’s out for the season, then I’m kicking Dusty’s ass for the comment that “This could have been worse.” I need my scrappy!

by chesirecat on May 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Janish...

....is not Juan &$%@@* Castro. I’ll never forget the Oakland game last year, when Narron pinch hit for Hamilton with him, or when Dusty thought it swell to bat ole Juan second in the lineup. It’s not enough to say that when the human species becomes extinct, our civilization disappears, and the aliens come down to investigate the ruins, they’ll find but one untouched object. Juan Castro’s bat.

by tonywf on May 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who's jeff keppinger?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 15, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently...

...he’s some guy who can flat-out be Wally Pipped.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 15, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could find a yankees reference in a lineup of 6-foot earthworms

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 15, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know...

...some Yankees fan put up earthworm signs for Chien-Ming Wang’s groundball outs, the way other fans put up those “K” signs? The knock on Wang was that he’s not a strikeout pitcher, but his devoted fans think that doesn’t matter. They just put up signs for each “wormburner” instead.

Just sayin’. ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 15, 2008 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 15, 2008 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY!

He started it. He’s the one who brought up earthworms!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 15, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah well, that's what your Mom said too

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
. - Elizabeth Bishop

by Madville on May 15, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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