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Game 40 Thread: Part 3

A great woman once said, "Sometimes when you win you lose."  And sometimes, when you lose Keppinger, you weep.  It's 4-1 and the announcers can't be any more somber.

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Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

like the Sussage?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

SP

Cueto and Volquez are rocks. Bailey is riding the merry go round. im not nearly as sold on him as i was two years ago.

thoughts?

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT   0 recs

I think Bailey will be a sound starting pitcher

He is only 22. Volquez took several attempts to make it in the big leagues.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

if tHom says calls pizza "ZA" one more time

I’m gonna have to hurt somebody.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT   0 recs

rec'd

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

whoa

I didn’t notice that. You just blew my mind.

But since it’s backward, wouldn’t it be puke?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

isn't that your mom?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's it

Next time I see obc, I’m punching him in the nose as a punishment to Ohio University for allowing tHom to graduate.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

its an Athens thing

Late Night Za…

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

do you like OU

It is on my very long short list for grad schools. Mostly I need a school with a masters in history or more than likely social studies education that has low standards.

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*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im jaded

but one of the best places on earth if are an extrovert and enjoy female anatomy.

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i kind of hate people

and hope to marry my girlfriend (practically fiance). I am jaded by ONU, but it is more because the school doens’t give a flying fuck about its students. I feel like I have received a solid education.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You could go to George Mason

My roomate is working on his PhD in their history program. And if you hate people now, welcome to Northern Virginia!

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

its more of a i like my private time

and some times need a lot of clonapin for social situations. If I know the people involved I am fine, but if I don’t it is real tough. That is why I like marching band, because they are also weird people who I can releate with.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Do yall really not use "gussy" in Ohio

I thought it was just an older term, not a Southernism.

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

holy moses

was the phrase when you saw exposed titties in a bar. HOLY MOSES!

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I did not notice that Burton has 22 Ks and just 5 walks

that’s a helluva step up over last year.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

Nice play EdE

I thought he had him.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

The Marlins bat two left handers in a row

and at the top of the line-up, no less!!

pfft, amatuers

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

That's why Josh Beckett never would have been successful there

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what a clownboy

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

amateur, like my spelling tonight

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We don't spell it "gussy" either

But that kind of language isn’t really needed on the game thread.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I apologize for contributing to an unsafe interactive space

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Just got back and read through about the Keppinger thing.

Somebody go disconnect Neifi Perez’s phone.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT   1 recs

flagged

oh shit

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ugh

maybe THAT’s why tHom and Jeff were about to cry

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

OH.

CRAP.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugh.

I think I would rather have Royce Clayton.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

C'mon Jared...

Put them on the Subway diet.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT   0 recs

Burton has some unfortunate facial hair.

But I’m probably just jealous.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT   0 recs

FTH happened to Keppinger?

And how is Hudson looking at short?

by Gray on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT   0 recs

Alex Gonzalez Disease

(Huh. I wanted that to be like Lou Gehrig Disease, but I forgot that his son might actually have some kind of genetic disease)

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

broken patella

while eating gnutella
with a handsome fella

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

too soon

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

STELLA!

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Stella

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Come stand under my umbrella

Ella…ella…

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Gnutella is a delicious peer-to-peer networking protocol.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I plug you in

Dim the lights
Electric Barbarella!

(points?)

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

duran duran

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It was either Duran

or Duran. I’m not sure which one though.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I wasn't dating Nick Rhodes

I wasn’t dating Roger Taylor.
I wasn’t dating John Taylor.
I wasn’t dating Andy Taylor.
I wasn’t dating Simon LeBon.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I met them recently

I was amused at how short the lead guy is, but was floored when they asked people to clear the hallway on their way out so they wouldn’t be bothered.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Word out of Washington is that Felipe Lopez is available.

We could probably land him for Majewski.

by Geki on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

and I bet Majewksi puts up an ERA or .75

with a WHIP of .50.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

On Scrapiness

by Jeff Brantley (with help from tHom Brennaman)

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

ruh roh

rbi machine…

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT   0 recs

I bet he makes at least one out.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

pay up

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT   0 recs

He prefers

you just call him Jeff.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nice pitch

Frozen pizza.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

oh great

now I want some frozen pizza.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ask your mom if you can eat two frozen pizza's tonight

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you mean

frozen “za,” COMMON!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

punkie!

sup wit u?

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nada

Been hanging with the mini-mes. Considering going to the ‘Clones game Monday if they don’t finish the series off this weekend, ‘tHan might be in. What say you?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

mini mes here also

just a little midweek baseball

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Jorge can't strike out...

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

he already did

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Cantu Dig It?!!

Big strikeout!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT   0 recs

dagnabit!

That was uggla.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT   0 recs

what are Gil's stats?

I would look it up but ONU internet is giving out.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT   0 recs

never mind

i just found them not good

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no worries, yet

4 outs til Koko

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT   0 recs

smooth

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hello God.

Permission to come aboard?

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

keep the fire burning

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Lefty?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

Bray

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes I am

But I golf right handed.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs