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Game 40 Thread: Part 3

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A great woman once said, "Sometimes when you win you lose."  And sometimes, when you lose Keppinger, you weep.  It's 4-1 and the announcers can't be any more somber.

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like the Sussage?

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SP

Cueto and Volquez are rocks. Bailey is riding the merry go round. im not nearly as sold on him as i was two years ago.

thoughts?

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Bailey will be a sound starting pitcher

He is only 22. Volquez took several attempts to make it in the big leagues.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if tHom says calls pizza "ZA" one more time

I’m gonna have to hurt somebody.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoa

I didn’t notice that. You just blew my mind.

But since it’s backward, wouldn’t it be puke?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

isn't that your mom?

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's it

Next time I see obc, I’m punching him in the nose as a punishment to Ohio University for allowing tHom to graduate.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do you like OU

It is on my very long short list for grad schools. Mostly I need a school with a masters in history or more than likely social studies education that has low standards.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im jaded

but one of the best places on earth if are an extrovert and enjoy female anatomy.

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i kind of hate people

and hope to marry my girlfriend (practically fiance). I am jaded by ONU, but it is more because the school doens’t give a flying fuck about its students. I feel like I have received a solid education.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You could go to George Mason

My roomate is working on his PhD in their history program. And if you hate people now, welcome to Northern Virginia!

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its more of a i like my private time

and some times need a lot of clonapin for social situations. If I know the people involved I am fine, but if I don’t it is real tough. That is why I like marching band, because they are also weird people who I can releate with.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do yall really not use "gussy" in Ohio

I thought it was just an older term, not a Southernism.

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy moses

was the phrase when you saw exposed titties in a bar. HOLY MOSES!

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did not notice that Burton has 22 Ks and just 5 walks

that’s a helluva step up over last year.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play EdE

I thought he had him.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Marlins bat two left handers in a row

and at the top of the line-up, no less!!

pfft, amatuers

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's why Josh Beckett never would have been successful there

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a clownboy

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

amateur, like my spelling tonight

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We don't spell it "gussy" either

But that kind of language isn’t really needed on the game thread.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just got back and read through about the Keppinger thing.

Somebody go disconnect Neifi Perez’s phone.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

flagged

oh shit

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

maybe THAT’s why tHom and Jeff were about to cry

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH.

CRAP.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh.

I think I would rather have Royce Clayton.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Jared...

Put them on the Subway diet.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burton has some unfortunate facial hair.

But I’m probably just jealous.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTH happened to Keppinger?

And how is Hudson looking at short?

by Gray on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alex Gonzalez Disease

(Huh. I wanted that to be like Lou Gehrig Disease, but I forgot that his son might actually have some kind of genetic disease)

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

broken patella

while eating gnutella
with a handsome fella

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too soon

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STELLA!

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stella

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come stand under my umbrella

Ella…ella…

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gnutella is a delicious peer-to-peer networking protocol.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I plug you in

Dim the lights
Electric Barbarella!

(points?)

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

duran duran

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was either Duran

or Duran. I’m not sure which one though.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasn't dating Nick Rhodes

I wasn’t dating Roger Taylor.
I wasn’t dating John Taylor.
I wasn’t dating Andy Taylor.
I wasn’t dating Simon LeBon.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I met them recently

I was amused at how short the lead guy is, but was floored when they asked people to clear the hallway on their way out so they wouldn’t be bothered.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and I bet Majewksi puts up an ERA or .75

with a WHIP of .50.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On Scrapiness

by Jeff Brantley (with help from tHom Brennaman)

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ruh roh

rbi machine…

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet he makes at least one out.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pay up

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He prefers

you just call him Jeff.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice pitch

Frozen pizza.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh great

now I want some frozen pizza.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ask your mom if you can eat two frozen pizza's tonight

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nada

Been hanging with the mini-mes. Considering going to the ‘Clones game Monday if they don’t finish the series off this weekend, ‘tHan might be in. What say you?

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mini mes here also

just a little midweek baseball

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean

frozen “za,” COMMON!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he already did

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cantu Dig It?!!

Big strikeout!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dagnabit!

That was uggla.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what are Gil's stats?

I would look it up but ONU internet is giving out.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

never mind

i just found them not good

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

smooth

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hello God.

Permission to come aboard?

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

keep the fire burning

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lefty?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bray

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes I am

But I golf right handed.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm hungry

I wish I had a frozen pizza.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bray has thrown enough innings to lose his rookie status?

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i guess he did

i forget he logged a few inings for Washington before the trade.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

compared to the veterany Luis Gonzalez

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Luis Gonzales is a "veteran"

just so you know

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look at him

He’s old.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"he's been great at the dish tonight"

or just, you know, the last time tHom

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He went damnit

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UGH

Gonzo doesnt hit lefties well unless he guesses right?

I dont hit supermodels well, either, unless i guess right. good lord…

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2001 WS reference

Drink bitches.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, actually

Strange days indeed.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i would love to

but i am poor and i go home on saturday so I am out of booze except for a couple of yuengling which will be a gift for my father.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then he grabbed Luis Gonzalez by the neck

And said, “I’m Bill Brayski! Say it!” And he manipulated Gonzalez’s throat so a sound came out like “Biww Brsssee.” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a Luis Gonzalez.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nicely done, Bray.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bullshit call

Strike two? Really? He had a better chance of chewing that pitch than hitting it.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good thing he called that a strike

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by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stop with the Za, tHom

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Domo arigato!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, that

Not what I typed.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ori Domigato!!

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

je suis ton pere!!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i vote for that to be vottos homerun phrase

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a little informal, if you ask me

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cant we pretend?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you been watching

Star Wars in French subtitles or something?

by buckeye22fox on May 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep.

So it looks like that’s happening then.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got confirmation

from my source in Louisville. Janish definitely getting called up.

by cesarhernandez on May 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bats radio

officially announced it on the postgame show.

Paul Janish’s mom came up from Texas for Mother’s Day. She was in the stands tonight.

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by BubbaFan on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Calling up Janish's mom.

Just .99 a minute after the first minute.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It comes full circle.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slyder

Who are the early entrants for ROY?

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Prolly Fukudome

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jo-eh!

He’s dreamier than all the Leafs and Argonauts combined!

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Attaboy, Jo-eh!!!!

That was hit pretty hard now, eh?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Going to Zips Friday for lunch

I’m on the fence about getting the burger-topped-with-a-split-mett thingy.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've heard good things.

Although, you can’t go wrong with the regular Zip burger with cheese.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zips is ok, but overrated.

For a good burger, I am a fan of the 915 Pub and Grill in Ft. Thomas, KY.

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Encroyable!

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kepp

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he did

he can flat out hit

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kepp

Fouled one off himself.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alex Gonzalez

Hired Jeff Gilooly to take a tire iron to him while he was practicing.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYY?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

love Tanya Harting references

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep...

Next is reductio ad Hitlerum.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, the easiest way...

Would have been to mention Tony Womack.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you just fucked it up

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No I didn't

You just aren’t creative enough to get us there

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by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was thinking about his quote

it wans’t very funny i know

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This ump is horrible

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto!

Please bat that man no higher than fifth!

by Gray on May 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so how long do u guys think kepp is gone?

whats the min.?

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by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd guess

6-8 weeks, closer to the 8.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well crud

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

89280 min.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROTFLMAO

and i never say that. but he “just missed it”? the ball didnt leave the infield.

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whenever dunn hits a ball thats not out

he just missed it

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by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yikes

I was hoping Paul Janish would get a shot, but not like this.

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by BubbaFan on May 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stormy Weather

Dont know why theres no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my man and I aint together,
Keeps rainin all the time

Life is bare, gloom and misry everywhere
Stormy weather
Just cant get my poorself together,
Im weary all the time
So weary all the time
When he went away the blues walked in and met me.
If he stays away old rockin chair will get me.

All I do is pray the lord above will let me walk in the sun once more.
Cant go on, evry thing I had is gone
Stormy weather

Since my man and I aint together,
Keeps rainin all the time

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

seriously?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your man?

All that talk about a girlfriend/fiancee, and being shy? It’s coming together.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THEY'RE TOGHETER AGAIN!!!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just realized I copied Bill Holidays lyrics.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

perfecto

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Billie*

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and i have a girlfriend

she has a uterus and everything

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's always the first thing i notice about a girl

her uterus

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 14, 2008 12:07 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what was the point of putting bako in here?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to piss you off

I think. It’s your punishment for LOLCats.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

rec'd

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And it's not nearly enough

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fine im getting my moneys worth

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So adorable!!

I love that you type your own captions! (why can’t I stop talking about spelling tonight?)

by Brian B on May 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another chance to bat out of order with a double switch

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey wait a minute!

Weathers has one out, and no one on base. What happened?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that did

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you spoke too soon

Cody Ross makes it a 2-run game.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i knew he would comeback to get us

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gotta love weathers

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thata boy weathers..

and you wanted to be a closer?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His 33 saves last year

Placed him in the top ten all-time for a Reds reliever in a season.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just got owned

still….. awww i got nothing….

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry

Even with 33 saves, there were very good reasons for him not to be considered a closer.

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

toss that home run ball back

we need a RR contest to see who can throw one the longest from the LF stands…

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i caught a hr ball at gabp

and got to throw it back, i got it all the way back to phillips

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you caught a HR and threw it back?

No offense, but that’s stupid.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i agree

if i were to sit in the bleachers at Riggley I would take my own little league baseball in.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well the crowd was chanting throw it back

so it was either that or get mugged. Plus they gave me a mlb ball that says i threw one back at gabp

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who hit it?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

abrey huff

astros game

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did you throw a frozen rope to homeplate?

shortly after getting a cast off your arm?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes and now i pitch for the reds

and get online while in the bullpen, who am i?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was actually thinking about that the other day

did Gardenhoser grow up to be David Weathers… floater and such

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ditto.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chuck Emanski

taught me all i know. I can hit a bucket at the plate

by obc2 on May 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are we still talking about throwing baseballs?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that hat

is not even physically touching McGriff’s head

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

patterson?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

riiiiight

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's Amazinga

or something like that.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh

Watching a movie on TV, and the boom mike is casting a shadow on the door.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lifetime Movie Channel again?

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

USA, but

It’s “Sweet Home Alabama.” So might as well be.

Actually, I saw a different Lifetime movie that had Sarah Chalke in it. And Markie Post. And Ben Foster.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

farralley brothers?

I remember Me Myself and Irene being bad about that

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought the game would be over by now

Bats game ended awhile back, and the Yankees are in extra innings.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The people at appliedlanguage.com are saints

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are all over it tonight

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taking no chances

Last night scared me a little.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

coco looking a little "weathered"

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can rec yourself?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can

If you don’t check yourself.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didnt

just wanted to see the reaction LOL

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on May 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Butchya did, tho

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whaddya know

Brantley thinks the best bullpen will win the division. I never thought Brantley would be a bullpen first kind of guy.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he also thinks that starting pitchers should throw 7 innings minimum

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay CoCo

Cut the shit. End this please.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um

please start throwing strikes.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs