This is JEOPARDY: Semifinals (SPOILERS)
Andromache is leading off round two tonight in the Jeopardy College Championship. DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT FRESH AS THERE ARE POTENTIAL SPOILERS! (Check Local Listings)
She did us proud in the Quarterfinals. Tonight we learn about the lamp she made out of a blender.
Her opponents are desperately hoping that there will be no questions about poetry tonight! Go Tara! (She's the one in the Spartans sweatshirt, if you are just joining us)
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she said alex only asked her about two things
does this mean it’s the end of red reporter on jeopardy tonight?
(I hope not)
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT 0 recs
No... This is not jeaporday...
THIS… IS… CAKETOWN!!!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 12, 2008 6:03 PM EDT 0 recs
wow... Great spelling of jeopardy on my part...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on
May 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT
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Well Poop. I've got bowl on Monday nights - this sucks
I really want to watch, will it be re-run on some other channel or again on the same channel different time as I don’t have TIVO
Eeyore has more fun than a Reds fan.
by Madville on May 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT 0 recs
for the "oprah's book club" answer
about garcia-marquez, my question was “what is malaria in the time of cholera?” oops.
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM EDT 0 recs
Damn!
He should have been filming some baseball!
"Glory is upon us, Reds fans! Glory!" ~ F.V. Alan
by Young Lefty on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM EDT 0 recs
Very proud
"Glory is upon us, Reds fans! Glory!" ~ F.V. Alan
by Young Lefty on
May 12, 2008 7:33 PM EDT
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it really should have been baseball.
i bet that golden ticket makes the chocolate taste terrible anyway. great job ‘mache!
If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2008 7:37 PM EDT 0 recs
So what happens now?
Is it over for you, or is there a wild card type deal?
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
by jch24 on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM EDT 0 recs
Good effort
That was a competitive match. I like that you went down swinging with baseball. Shoutout!
by Red Menace on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM EDT 0 recs
Good job!
I felt like tonight’s show was much harder than the first round, but you still kicked ass. That FJ question was TOUGH. I thought you had her with the wager, but alas it wasn’t to be. Still, $10k is some serious cheese. Congrats!
"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays
by Slyde on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM EDT 0 recs
You did really well
The final jeopardy had to be either be boxing or baseball, and you went after the sport that still matters. Also I have a question: was it just me or was the Marquette girl a giant bitch? I just got that vibe big time.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 12, 2008 10:46 PM EDT 0 recs
I kind of picked up on that too
Like she was a little too proud/entitled about her own accomplishments, coupled with a kind of fake modesty. “I won? I certainly never expected that I would win. Everyone must be so happy for me.”
by Brendanukkah on
May 12, 2008 11:42 PM EDT
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i hate marquette
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on
May 12, 2008 11:49 PM EDT
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Suprisingly I dont
I hate that theyve whooped us several times in the tournament, but there is the great Al Mcguire quote about UK something like “Theyve been there before us and they will be there long after us”
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on
May 12, 2008 11:53 PM EDT
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that quote is nice, but it's from before my time
and they’ve ousted pitino, tubby, and gillispie from the tournament
two of those teams were championship caliber
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on
May 13, 2008 12:01 AM EDT
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Did you see the Lebron blow up tonight?
“Sit down, mom!”
Fucking hysterical.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
by jch24 on
May 13, 2008 12:02 AM EDT
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i read a bit about it on espn
but i have my tv off, and haven’t gotten to see it yet…
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on
May 13, 2008 12:14 AM EDT
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The 2003 team was magical
And the quote was also before my time, as I am the young one here. I didnt cry but I was about as upset as I could get and retain my masculinity when Keith wasn’t able to play that game. I ended up being more upset when Dwayne Wade had his triple double but now I think karma is getting him back on that one.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on
May 13, 2008 12:39 AM EDT
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Also A Sea of Blue has now upgraded
I think we should attempt to take it over and make it halfway cool next season.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on
May 13, 2008 12:41 AM EDT
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that site suffers from the same thing as most other UK sites..
idiotic posters
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on
May 13, 2008 9:54 AM EDT
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that marquette game from 03 stings more than any other loss i've witnessed
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on
May 13, 2008 9:53 AM EDT
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I think Danielle was just a little wound up,
She was really intense and focused on the game, and I think that came across as stiffness. In general though, she was nice.
It WAS a bit of a hard loss for me, mostly because I made two big mistakes in the game (Magna Carta daily double and not buzzing on the last clue – tanzania) AND because the FJ was a triple stumper. For whatever reason, it would have been easier for me if SOMEONE had gotten the final jeopardy right.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on
May 13, 2008 12:23 AM EDT
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re:
Obviously I’m biased, but from the moment I “met” her I didn’t like MarquetteGirl. Way to defend her and take the high road. It’s exactly the sort of thing that bitch wouldn’t do :)
Don’t get too caught up in wouldacouldashoulda. You’re a Jeopardy champion. I can’t remember the specifics, but I was really impressed one time when both your opponents missed on a 2000k question. When they gave you a chance to buzz in I remember thinking, “Don’t do it!”, because you’d already come out ahead, so to say. It was an impressive non-buzz, one of the “little things” that the saberJeopardyheads couldn’t understand from their basements.
Magna Carta aside, I was extremely impressed with your knowledge of weights and measurements. All I know is my car gets 40 Rods to the Hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.
by Red Menace on
May 13, 2008 2:11 AM EDT
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Regardless
Next time you meet her, I think you should stick her hand in your lamp, Goonies style.
by Brendanukkah on
May 13, 2008 9:19 AM EDT
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Just watched the DVR last night.
I was a day behind so… I guessed ping pong for FJ like “the bitch”. It was recorded in his West Orange lab so it couldn’t have been too big of a sport.. Loved the Baseball answer. You should have put (go Reds) small in the corner.
Has anyone put goofy answers if they come up totally stoned on FJ? Would they retape it? Do they warn you not to? It would be ideal if you put up like $100 and wrote Red Report Rules!!
-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.
by snohio on
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