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Game 39: Reds vs Fish

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Florida Marlins
@ Cincinnati Reds

Monday, May 12, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Burke Badenhop vs Aaron Harang

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing from left to right field at 10-20 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 60.

 

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Barney Miller/Fish          

W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Burke Badenhop 1-2 6.31 1.55 21 10

Marlins
Alfredo Amezaga cf
Jeremy Hermida rf
Hanley Ramirez ss
Jorge Cantu 3b
Dan Uggla 2b
Luis Gonzalez lf
Wes Helms 1b
Mike Rabelo c
Burke Badenhop p

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           Al Behrman/AP

W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Aaron Harang 1-5 3.09 1.11 47 13

Reds
Corey Patterson cf
Jeff Keppinger ss
Ken Griffey Jr. rf
Brandon Phillips 2b
Joey Votto 1b
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Adam Dunn lf
Paul Bako c
Aaron Harang p

 

So the Marlins have been kicking ass this year, huh?  They're 23-14 and 3 games up in the East.  They are 11-5 on the road this season.  They've won 7 straight.  Super.

At least the Reds have Harang on the mound tonight.  That's like a guaranteed win.  What?  He's 1-5.  Damnit, Hitler was right!

Don't forget, andromache is representin' on Jeopardy tonight!

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Let me be the first to say that the middle of the Marlins order can't get any more Uggla

CANTU!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 12, 2008 5:05 PM EDT   1 recs

first

Im so tired of patterson… I almost rather see Dunn bat leadoff. No, Im not Bob Boone, C Pat just had been that bad

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on May 12, 2008 5:05 PM EDT   0 recs

If batting Dunn in the 2-slot gets him 50 more plate appearances a season...

Then hitting him 7th would… screw it, I’m not a mathtrician.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 5:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Holy Raccoon Shit - what a ridiculous line up!

Eeyore has more fun than a Reds fan.

by Madville on May 12, 2008 5:10 PM EDT   0 recs

'sup brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I may not be able to watch the Reds

But I’ve got a TV lineup of Jeopardy (go andromache!), HIMYM (“Kids, here’s another story about your dad having sex twenty years ago.”), and Big Bang Theory. Huzzah for Mondays!

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 5:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

mondays are cool...

i will be dvring all of those, and watching the reds game

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

have you met brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Big Bang Theory? Really?

I’ve never seen it, but surely it must be terrible, no?

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that must be painful

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

she has veiny boobies

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

this'll cement your theories on it

but I really enjoy the show

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not at all*

(*sorta)

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 5:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You'd think so

I mean, it’s by the creators of “Two and a Half Men,” for Christ’s sake! And the theme song is by the Barenaked Ladies. And I HATE the Barenaked Ladies. But I like the theme song and I like the show. It appeals to both the geek and the nerd in me. I think they won me over when the correctly stated that Superman is vulnerable to magic.

I’m certainly not holding it up as the best show on television by any stretch, but as traditional sitcoms go, it’s pretty decent. Plus there’s a strong “Roseanne” pedigree, so that helps. For someone jumping in, they might not enjoy it that much. But I’ve been with it for the duration, and I’m standing by it.

Pretty good summation of my feelings about Dayton, too, come to think of it.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 5:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i agree with everything brendan said

i started watching it from the beginning because it came on after HIMYM. I expected it to be terrible, but i’m starved for comedies. It was pretty funny the first week, and better the second week, and soon I started looking forward to it. The chararacter Sheldon is extremely funny, and the girl is indeed hot.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I plan on telling my kids all of my stories of debauchery

Especially when i got to sleep with that girl twice as Barney and my evil brother Larney

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i knew replacement brendan would would the same shows we do

that’s why you’re awesome like brendan!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah you wouldn't be cool if you were

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

actually I like Keanu

hes not a great actor but gets a lot of shit just for the way he sounds and he really cant help it. Also hes been in Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his most recent Street Kings was actually pretty good

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

shh...not so loud

people can hear you!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well mean batting order, the line ups OK - except for Corey

Dusty is like a stick record. You really can’t too much more predictable…good lord

His brand of baseball is from about the same era as this phonograph

Eeyore has more fun than a Reds fan.

by Madville on May 12, 2008 5:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Burke Badenhop

sounds like a pitcher from a cartoon. What a maroon

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT   0 recs

did everyone see the pictures of suge knight after he got knocked out?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT   0 recs

Knocked out? Of what?

Was Suge Knight on Dancing With the Stars? Whoa. If he’s entered the reality TV circuit, then a rematch between him and Vanilla Ice just took a big step closer to probability.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not sure if you are joking, so i may be getting tricked

but some dude (reportedly not Luke Scott) knocked his ass out at a night club

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wasn't joking

Was the dude that knocked him on his ass named The Last Decade?

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 5:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hey crolfer

how were those storms out you way over the week end? Were you close to those?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 5:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

A few of them...

Good bit of rain and some nice thunder… Storms always seem to go North or South of us though… Maybe Columbia’s in a valley or something? I dunno…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 12, 2008 5:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Because you touch yourself at night.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that has some serious consequences considering how far away brendan lives!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on May 12, 2008 5:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Seriously

I really hope Slyde runs for President some day so we can dredge this quote back up again.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on May 12, 2008 5:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Does he have a grandmother?

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 5:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck the heck?

Holy crap, Dusty. In what world does Patterson hit first, BP fourth, and Dunn seventh?

I already know that this doesn’t happen in Canadia. So maybe somewhere else…

by Gray on May 12, 2008 6:36 PM EDT   0 recs

When the Reds signed CP to the minor league contrat

I got shit from my friends here that Corey Patterson would be batting lead off for the Reds all season.

And it’s actually happening. For some reason, I still can’t it’s actually happening.

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 7:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

But even that doesn't explain

how Dunn could bat seventh.

by Gray on May 12, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If Corey Patterson can bat lead off

everything’s fair game.

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I think Sidnancy needs to tell us...

Why we needed to relax when that happened.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Jeopardy!!

woo hoo!!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM EDT   0 recs

a cow question from

Wisconsin. good to see their cheer leaders have been doing some thing in the off season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM EDT   0 recs

Dude

put this in the Jeopardy thread (FanPost)...It’s not on here for another 30 minutes.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 12, 2008 7:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Here

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/12/508247/this-is-jeopardy-semifinal

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 12, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no

nothing spoileresque there.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I understand that

but I was afraid you were going to continue to recount it and give something important away…

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not me..

I was just pointing out the similarity between Wisconsin’s cheerleaders and cows

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 7:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

4 teats

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

reds on radio

Marty is on with the announcer from Louisville for the next 4 nights. Marty says that they’ll be talking a lot about the AAA team.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 12, 2008 7:12 PM EDT   0 recs

optimism

I didn’t catch much of the Mets series so I’m filled with optimism. Its a nice place. Holy crap, I just saw a unicorn!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM EDT   0 recs

nevermind

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Anyone ever see Last Boy Scout?

Do you think that Harang may pull out a gun and shoot Corey Patterson if he goes 7 innings with 1 ER, but gets the loss?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 12, 2008 7:15 PM EDT   0 recs

yikes

and I totally meant 2 ER

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And Hermida homers

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM EDT   0 recs

And Ramirez homers

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 7:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Well, this isn't starting out right.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM EDT   0 recs

Jorge can't hit...

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2008 7:17 PM EDT   0 recs

sigh

...cantu

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Screw this.

This team makes me want to curse. Instead of doing that, I’m off.

by Gray on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Good thing I bought GTA4 tonight

I give them until the 6th inning to get something done

by xjjeep90 on May 12, 2008 7:22 PM EDT   0 recs