Hitler Discusses The Cincinnati Reds

nice

very, very nice.

I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

by Dubman on May 12, 2008 10:37 AM EDT reply actions

Funny, funny stuff

I am jealous of the brilliance of this. wRECkeD!

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 12, 2008 10:39 AM EDT reply actions

Also

I went to YouTube to see who did this and stumble upon Alanis Morisette’s cover of “My Hump” in the sidebar. I never thought that I would be proud of her.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 12, 2008 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions

OMG

Hitler really hates Matt Belisle.

I can’t rec this thing enough. Incredible!

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 12, 2008 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

Let's give props

ken actually posted a link to this in some other thread first. It’s still hitlarious though.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

no props for ken's failure to reach a wider audience

ken, you are off the marketing team. Pack up your stuff and move to R&D where you’re better suited to help the site.

"Hard being everybody’s hero, I suppose." - Buck O'Neil on Willie Mays

by Slyde on May 12, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions

You got rec'd

Just for ‘hitlarious’.

And sorry, I didn’t see Ken’s. I’ve been out and about for a bit and haven’t gotten caught up yet.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 12, 2008 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions

Did you leave the room becasue you weren't a complete moron?

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2008 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions

What,

you have a problem with scrolling through thousands of comments about racial problems in Cincinnati before posting “new” material? There are no shortcuts to posting the right way.

by ken on May 12, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions

I still haven't read the big racial thread

I read the FanPost and Hudepohl’s comments, so I checked out the referenced game thread. I might take the big story in later tonight once the Reds are up big. :)

My question is, am I part of the gang? If so, which one am I?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on May 12, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions

the short one

wakka wakka!

If you don't get a good-night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions

impressive

Buzzards and dreadful crows: ecessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

Is that right before he killed himself?

I can understand.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on May 12, 2008 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

Here i am in my office, on the floor laughing and loudly

Damn that is great. I hope someone knows how to forward it to Castellini.

Eeyore has more fun than a Reds fan.

by Madville on May 12, 2008 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

"And once again Adam Dunn fails to make contact with a runner in scoring position!!!"

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions

Tommy Lasorda has never looked better.

Sometimes 8 Just Isn't Enough

by Pops Daniels on May 12, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions

looks like Benito

was trying out for a lavish broadway musical when that photo was taken.

by Blue on May 12, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Really now, when you're Benito Mussolini..

..isn’t every day like a lavish Broadway musical?

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Mussolini did actually love American musical theater

and his son Romano was a jazz musician.

Buzzards and dreadful crows: necessary evils, I suppose

by Man Mountain on May 12, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought you were talking about Santiago.

by Brian B on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions

MENDOZA!!!!!!

.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions

Why did someone videotape Tony Womack?

That’s awesome. Who better to give a “State of the Reds address” then Hitler? And to whoever made this, periodical Hitler commentary for the rest of the season would AWESOME as well.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on May 12, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions

Excellent.

I am laughing out loud at a video of Hitler going off on a tirade in a workplace where a lot of my co-workers are Jewish. Just great…

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2008 1:06 PM EDT reply actions

Here.

If they ask you what you’re laughing about…this is not nearly as funny but it is equally offensive to all races and creeds.

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions

curious how it might be done?

Ask the Explainer!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on May 12, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions

by Caleb on May 12, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions

Marge Schott thinks this Hitler video was pretty good at the beginning

By the end, though, it might have gone a little too far.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

You get a rec, sir.

by Brian B on May 12, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions

That’s a clip from a movie called Downfall, which came out a few years ago.

http://www.downfallthefilm.com/

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 12, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

Is Michael Douglas in this one?

by ken on May 12, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions

LMAO

Milton was top notch at the beginning…

You probably think Fogg’s gonna win the Cy Young!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 12, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

That was great

even without knowing a quarter of the people you were referring to. Nice job.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on May 13, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

I don't want to burst your bubble or anything

but I have taken a year of German, and am registered to take more next fall. I am pretty sure that is an incorrect translation. My Fuher was right though.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on May 13, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions