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Game Thread: Part IV

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uh, go reds.

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"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT   0 recs

first

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT   0 recs

Turnbow has the cure for cancer

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT   0 recs

Derrick Turnbow

Has a really long shirt.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT   0 recs

I'd would like a meaningless, solo homerun here

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT   0 recs

note to cameramen

hot chicks, not old people

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn was just given his first homerun of the year.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

maybe it would have been a homerun anyway

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

GONE!

w00t!

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

ALRIGHT

dunn uses the glove to get over

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

HOME RUN KIND OF!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT   0 recs

GROSS!

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT   0 recs

WOOHOO!!!!!

Took him fucking long enough

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT   0 recs

where do we get the donuts?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT   0 recs

Hey!

Every position player has a hit now!

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT   0 recs

Stanton

(booger flavored)

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

wheee!

now spring can finally begin for real.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT   0 recs

Fuck!

What happened? Fucking Top Chef!

by Brian B on Apr 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn home run

possibly aided by Gabe Gross.

by Blue on Apr 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That was either gonna be an out or a home run

Thanks Welshie. Go eat Bronson's hoagie.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT   0 recs

Okay... Turnbow threw a strike...

I think I only really remember him BEFORE the whole roids thing...

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT   0 recs

adam dunn: he homered for your sins.

salvation bitches.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Theme of the night....

Salvation indeed.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up   2 recs

good God...

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Haha what did you google

to find that

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't Ask...

Something most people have to talk about at confessional I'd bet though

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I went to Catholic school

I've hit on nun's breasts before

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I honestly don't remember

boobs +(something). My original idea was to play off both cities being predominantly Catholic, but Charlie bailed me out with an opening I couldn't refuse. :)

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you find the pics with the big boobies...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Sweet

Just logged in to "see" that HR on Gameday. Nice to see that there has been a little offense today.

by satyanaas on Apr 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Awesome!

How'd it look on Gameday? On Gamecenter it was "Dunn homered to center, Griffey scored."

by Brian B on Apr 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, there's that beautiful blue ball

In Play (Runs Scored), followed by a nice little "HOME RUN" animmation. Kinda Baseball Starsy.

by satyanaas on Apr 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Baseball Stars

Was that the one with the Ninja Blacksox?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and the japan robins

and the ghastly monsters. they were my fav.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

DONUTS FOR ALL!

Okay, you just have to come to NC to get them.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT   0 recs

dunn

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm in Davidson

How far's the drive? I'm hungry

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Rumors so far.

We've already had every permutation so far except that one, and a Final Five one'd be the only one I'd buy. I'll let you know they're made. BTW, did you end up going to Detroit?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 9, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, my brother and I went to Detroit

We were ready to storm the court and sing Sweet Caroline. I still see that shot Curry didn't take every time I close my eyes. It's beautiful...

by Red Menace on Apr 9, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We here in Wisconsin

don't take kindly to that talk.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I really am sorry. I like your state

Wisconsin fans are classy. And oddly, all my girlfriends have been from WI

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I like those Kringles...

Went to Racine for a mission trip and we got kringles from the mayor... those things were awesome...

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If there is one thing you take away from my visit, let it be this:

It's always, ALWAYS pronounced ruh-SEEN, and never RAY-seen.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that dunn homer reminds me of

this

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT   0 recs

score?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT   0 recs

7-3 good guys

Bottom 7, 1 on 1 out.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Give Dusty credit

Lincoln looks pretty sick.

by obc2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT   0 recs

that was NASTY

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT   0 recs

This guy can freaking pitch

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT   0 recs

Lincoln =

the burton of '07"

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT   0 recs

so burton=?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

What's he throwing?

MLB gamecast is suspect for me so I have to use crappy Yahoo or ESPN

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT   0 recs

SMOKE

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And he's a Cardinal reject?

Damn I like this new bullpen.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Secret to a 3 mph jump: Tommy John surgery

Secret to a 6 mph jump and a nasty curve: Two Tommy John surgeries

One more and he gets a free diet coke.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT   0 recs

diet?

no thanks

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs