Game Thread: Part IV
by Slyde on Apr 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT
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hot chicks, not old people
Dunn was just given his first homerun of the year.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
maybe it would have been a homerun anyway
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOHOO!!!!!
Took him fucking long enough
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Stanton
(booger flavored)
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That was either gonna be an out or a home run
Thanks Welshie. Go eat Bronson's hoagie.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
Okay... Turnbow threw a strike...
I think I only really remember him BEFORE the whole roids thing...
adam dunn: he homered for your sins.
salvation bitches.
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
Theme of the night....
Salvation indeed.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
by jch24 on Apr 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
good God...
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha what did you google
to find that
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to Catholic school
I've hit on nun's breasts before
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly don't remember
boobs +(something). My original idea was to play off both cities being predominantly Catholic, but Charlie bailed me out with an opening I couldn't refuse. :)
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
you find the pics with the big boobies...
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet
Just logged in to "see" that HR on Gameday. Nice to see that there has been a little offense today.
Well, there's that beautiful blue ball
In Play (Runs Scored), followed by a nice little "HOME RUN" animmation. Kinda Baseball Starsy.
Baseball Stars
Was that the one with the Ninja Blacksox?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
and the japan robins
and the ghastly monsters. they were my fav.
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
With two outs, probably an unintentional one, just like the one to Grif.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
dunn
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
if there were a catch you wouldn't be getting the donuts.
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I missed the elephant thing
I was busy early breakin' it down smoov R'n'B style
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Rumors so far.
We've already had every permutation so far except that one, and a Final Five one'd be the only one I'd buy. I'll let you know they're made. BTW, did you end up going to Detroit?
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Yeah, my brother and I went to Detroit
We were ready to storm the court and sing Sweet Caroline. I still see that shot Curry didn't take every time I close my eyes. It's beautiful...
I really am sorry. I like your state
Wisconsin fans are classy. And oddly, all my girlfriends have been from WI
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
I like those Kringles...
Went to Racine for a mission trip and we got kringles from the mayor... those things were awesome...
If there is one thing you take away from my visit, let it be this:
It's always, ALWAYS pronounced ruh-SEEN, and never RAY-seen.
He's extremely quick and good.
7-3 good guys
Bottom 7, 1 on 1 out.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What's he throwing?
MLB gamecast is suspect for me so I have to use crappy Yahoo or ESPN
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Secret to a 3 mph jump: Tommy John surgery
Secret to a 6 mph jump and a nasty curve: Two Tommy John surgeries
One more and he gets a free diet coke.
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
diet?
no thanks
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
mercker will be throwing gas
with a TJ
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Seth McClung?
Really?
If there's one person on earth who throws harder than Turnbow with even less idea where it's going, it's McClung.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Apparently also not a worse looking player either.
He's rocking the Spezio patch.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
not true
it generally goes in front of him
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Dick Pole wins that lot. But:
Dick Pole?
Rusty Kuntz?
Stubby Clapp?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Coco Crisp is one of the all time best names
I also like Delino Deshields...alliterations are good.
Yes
http://www.break.com/index/love-connection-worst-name-ever.html
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
wow
what a gaybo
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Here on RR, McClung would probably mean...
A guy that is named Clung who sucks, and we shouldn't have traded starting position players for him.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
how so?
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Welsh called him a Mountain of a Man.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen Son of Clung a few time in Durham
he's enormous.
But my name has nothing to do with my size.
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it your intransigence?
Or your willingness to get out of the way of people named Mohammed?
He's extremely quick and good.
My father's name was Molehill
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't it be your mom then?
Since the mountain comes out of the molehill?
He's extremely quick and good.
Leave Brendan's mom out of this.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a greek God
hide your women and geese
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he came round on him a bit
re: potential 4th outfielder
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember grudging praise
for the Put-The-Ball-In-Freel's-Glove play. And you could tell it pained him to do it.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Geki
Vehemently anti-Hop.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
no, I really think he though he was tolerable
in limited use.
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I never saw that infield hit by Hopper coming.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
if i was deffending against hopper
id have all my infielders play just behind the pitcher and all my outfielders a few feet behind the infield dirt
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Dumatraits pitching!!!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Pirates game
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
HOw about that Corey Patterson?
I thought Hopper was going to score.
I'm not a sabermetrecian but...
is there a stat that calculates percentage of balls hit past the infield. Hopper has to be historically low (and I'm on his bandwagon)
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Sure
they keep track of infield hits v other hits.
And you can probably find a Spray Chart for him. Probably at the same site battlekow linked to earlier.
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Patterson is slugging over .700
He da man.
Now learn to take an F'ing walk
by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
no way
i say let Lincoln finish, he gets the save if he does
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Well, NoHo would have to pitch then.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
What did Griff do?
Gameday skipped him and went straight to BP.
Brew Crew Non-Uecker radio guy
Keeps calling NoHo Dennis Hopper. Its pretty funny.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
You forgot the "increasingly sanctimonious" bit
(his name is Jim Powell)
He's extremely quick and good.
so far we;ve gotten Braun and Burrel
and we get to watch Dunn every day. Quite a treat.
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
We have Dunn & Junior
If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between shit & syphilis. :)
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
Check here
http://www.tsrf.com/supplements/supplements_zma.htm
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
I'm real late to this party
but why the fuck is freel hitting 2nd, when kepp is hitting like .900 this year
by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 9, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty's just being Dusty
hasn't hurt anything obviously. BTW, are you the papageorgio from TBL? I assume so.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Well...
I was myself...until my damn school server somehow blocked me from commenting about 6 months ago.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
probably for the best
the posters there are Weeks
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't bother me
It's one of the few at work that isn't blocked.
Beggars can't be choosers, ya know
by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 9, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i missed it
but what were the reasons?
obviously it worked tonight
by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 9, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
I need Big Money Cordero to get in for fantasy once in a while... Not that I'm opposed to blowouts or anything. Guess the offense was due, huh?
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
the offense is swinging the bats well
i feel comfortable going to bed now.
ahhhh...to dream of sexually explicit nun pics. Hail Mary, full of...
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
well he threw it so high and tight he
had to literally throw his bat into the dugout... but yes he did walk
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Up big
I smell Coffey brewing to go with my NC donuts
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
Wait I know this one
Fistbands = Michael? I learned about Michael diaries today.
He's extremely quick and good.
Someone will dig the link up
But it has to do with some comments Dusty made about the fisting in lieu of the high-five.
Lot owns that stuff
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
blonde
strong
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gonna' have a hard time hitting 50 HRs
... if he doesn't swing the bat.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Man i kinda like
Kepp down there in the lineup
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Wow this guy McClung sucks.
I guess battlekow can call him McMcClung then.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
a crazy taxi?
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
God dammit man.
my feed is like a minute behind so all the suprises are spoiled
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
with great power comth rethponthibility comth
/tracy jones
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the thing i miss most about cincinnati
is listening to Tracy Jones act like an ass. what has he been talking about lately
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Are... you serious....
Politics? is that a joke
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I guess he did play in politics
for 10 years so we cant really question him
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part?
His partner is none other than the venerable Eddie Fingers of WEBN Dawn Patrol fame. Their page:
http://www.700wlw.com/pages/onair_tracyjones.html
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
If we win this game
I will personally make sure Akili Smith starts at QB for the Packers next season.
He's extremely quick and good.
Yes, but he's not going to score 8 runs
off the new and improved pen. 6 at the most.
Well, gentlemen
I don't think even the Reds' bullpen can fuck this one up.
I'm out.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
ok... good night baseball fans
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
All right Commies
Been a pleasure harassing you. You are my favorite enemies. Good night,
He's extremely quick and good.
and the pornography
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
G'night.
Nice having you around.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like we almost know who this one belongs to
And, as an aside, check it. It's a good day to be a Red Reporter.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
That is beautiful
Hope is stays that way all season...
hold on
I just received an email about that...
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
No but i saw they finally scored
was that him?
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did we ever let him go?
he gets it done
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Just hope he sticks around so the Reds can hit off him.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
Really, a poetic start to the year for him. I think his first pitch was a 2 run double
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
"Poetic" like Chicken Soup for the Poetry Lover's Soul?
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh?
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The Slicking Mopping Up
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Chuckle.
Hopefully, it will stay that way. I can deal with T.S.M.U. Juan Castro.
I can also deal with T.S.P.R. Juan Castro and T.S.D.F.A. Juan Castro too.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a bad move
Freel moved to RF, Castros at third.
...as we were enjoying him not playing
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
TRF Castro would be funny to see
His bat would seem even worse if he was an outfielder.
Momentary lapse
I forgot about the Krivdog 3 catcher fetish.
by buckeye22fox on Apr 9, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What I heard on the radio
was that Valentin could be slapped on the DL. Were the Reds, of course we'll carry 3 catchers. POssibly, Votto goes down. I think that's a bullshit move, but we'll see.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Hold on
theyre sending votto to the minors>????
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
marty, the cowboy, and hal mccoy
ain't exactly the most reliable sources... they're against it, but they seemed to think votto would be going back down. that'd definitely be a dusty move too. I hope not.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
holy crap the pirates tied it up in the 14th
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
BWAHAHA!
Pirates tied it in the 14th! 2-run bomb by LaRoche
Thats right
makem play allll night long
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I take it you're doing the Pilates thing on purpose
Are you saying it like the Biblical villain or the exercise routine?
That little groundout to catcher by NoHo
Was entirely unexpected.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Hopper with a deep Drive to Center!!
oh wait
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Corey Patterson is becoming a fan favorite!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Corey P. Centerfield!
This guy is freaking awesome!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I guess but
Patterson is supposed to hit homers
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think so.
We'll hate him by June.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
beer goggles, broseph
my homies will totally bust on me, tomarrs
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
Patterson's beginning to scare me. Time to start building that bunker and hoarding dried food.....
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
I mean...
We hated him just yesterday here on RR, but the guy's gut something to prove!
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
We should continue hating him therefore.
I hate Corey Patterson.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Not quite. He couldn't quite pull off the DP.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 9, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
4-6-3 grounder.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Brewer's guy just said
"The slick fielding Juan Castro"
well, I'll be fucked, they're all hard-wired
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 9, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Heh.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Sort of like
"War-torn Bosnia"
"Breakaway republic of Chechnya"
"King of Pop Michael Jackson"
and other such...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 9, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
new thread
ill fix the number in a minute
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/9/391337/game-thread-6
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
M.C. Clung
1.2 IP, 5 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 3 BB.
Glad he ain't one of ourn.
Despite that
he still got it done
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 9, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
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