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Game 6 Thread: Reds vs. Phillies Part III

Bases juiced, bottom 6.

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cmon dunner...

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:19 PM EDT   0 recs

this guy is a smallbal hitter

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Smartball"

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that was a hefty cut

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 6, 2008 3:19 PM EDT   0 recs

woohoo!!!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn.

Run manufacturer.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 6, 2008 3:20 PM EDT   0 recs

And there are still no outs!!!

oh yeah.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 6, 2008 3:20 PM EDT   0 recs

oh boy

big pitch here

by Blue on Apr 6, 2008 3:21 PM EDT   0 recs

I predict:

Catcher's interference.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:21 PM EDT   0 recs

omg that foul ball was sharp

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:21 PM EDT   0 recs

Guh

He never touched Dunn.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:22 PM EDT   0 recs

he did jump out of the basepath though

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hairypalms

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

A Lex Luger clothesline of Chase Utley

would have been sweeeeeeeeeeet there.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

In the Southwestern Wrestling Association

they called it the "running lariot"

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 3:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nice inning

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:22 PM EDT   0 recs

He didn't touch Dunn....

And the EdE call was close... 2 bullshit outs.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 6, 2008 3:22 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn was out of the baseline

He's out, regardless.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:23 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah, that was a good call

dunner should have kept backpedaling instead of going around

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wouldn't have worked

Chutley is an old-time ball player. Those guys are made of spit, asbestos, and lead-based products. Messing with him could cause cancer.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 6, 2008 6:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

What?

I hope Philly doesn't come back, now that you've wasted both Burton, Votto and Hopper

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 6, 2008 3:23 PM EDT   0 recs

weapon unsheathed

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 3:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's what she said.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, i might have called Hopper back in

and let Castro go do something foolish

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 3:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"city folks just don't get it"

suggestions, anyone?

by BobbyO on Apr 6, 2008 3:24 PM EDT   0 recs

Wow

That was the first time I've seen a farmersonly.com commercial. Magical.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:25 PM EDT   0 recs

5-6-1

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:27 PM EDT   0 recs

er, 5-6-3

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

this pen is nice

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:29 PM EDT   0 recs

For all their "approvements"

mlb.tv's feed is much worse that it was last season.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 3:29 PM EDT   0 recs

Up Next....

a Smooth Jazz version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:31 PM EDT   0 recs

ive never hated bronson so much

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 6, 2008 3:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Cueto and Volqez

12.1IP, 6H, 2ER, 2BB, 18K

1.46 ERA, 0.65 WHIP

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Manuel's argument:

"Datdyeah battah, hesah outtadah baseuhline. Heesah indyeah. "

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:42 PM EDT   0 recs

rice route...

fucking Chuck Norris

by Blue on Apr 6, 2008 3:44 PM EDT   0 recs

rice route?

try nice route.

I need to lay off the booze

by Blue on Apr 6, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Polo!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 6, 2008 6:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hopper, in for defensive purposes

Sure, it was a tough ball, but a bad line taken by NoHo.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:44 PM EDT   0 recs

I'll be glad when Utley leaves town

He is something

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 6, 2008 3:44 PM EDT   0 recs

100th career homer against the Reds?

Oh, I see, it was his 100th career homer, and he hit it against the Reds.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:45 PM EDT   0 recs

utley disrespecting Lincoln...

like he's from South Carolina.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 6, 2008 3:45 PM EDT   0 recs

This has nothing to do with todays game but I am excited

I have tickets to the Reds Cubs at Wrigley field July 8th.

I am interested in going to Roosevelt University for grad school, and I am going to visit the University and see the Reds.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 6, 2008 3:46 PM EDT   0 recs

I just went to Wrigley for the first time on Thursday

However cool you think it's going to be, it's going to be even better.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i went there in 2006 and saw the Phillies play

I need to get to Chicago this summer to go to Roosevelt, and so I mightaswell take in a Reds Cubs game while I am there. It was an excellent experiance, but I wouldn't want to do it too often, I really like the moderness of Great American Ballpark. Going to a Cubs game is like watching a game at a museam.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 6, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's why 'Nukkah likes it so much.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I thought the stadium was pretty nice for being a million years old

But I've been watching my baseball at RFK for the last couple years.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I guess I am saying it is a great experiance

and every baseball fan should have. But with the small concourses and such, it is nice to have a modern stadium.

I went to RFK last summer when Dumatrait made his amazing Cueto-esque debut. That place was awful. I saw a game at Tropancana, RFK in my opinion was worse. I have never really had a stadium upset my experiance as much as RFK.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 6, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I was at that game as well

The combined experience of RFK and Dumatrait's debut actually caused me to vomit in the middle of the 4th.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wish I knew you were there

The only upside to the Dumatrait era was that it got me some free beer a few weeks later when he pitched against the Braves. Me and Braves Fan Chris (I'm channelling Man Mountain with my nicknames here) watched the game at the bar, and he bought my beer after the game, saying "Anybody who sat through that shit deserves a few on the house."

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Closet Braves Fan Man Mountain

would like to have bought you a beer this saturday at not-RFK. Not to be.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hang on a minute

Saturday? Your email says Friday.

There's about 2/3 a chance I'm already coming up to DC on Saturday, so if that's when you're going, I actually might be able to join you.

Especially if there's free beer.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

sorry, yeah we changed dates

I already bought the tickets. I can try to find another one if you think you can make it.

drop me an email.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 4:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Just emailed you

Let me know where your tickets are, and I'll see if I can get 2 near it for me and thte wife (she said she'd be offended if I get to see the new park before she does).

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that is one of about 3 games I left early

between the stadium, my girlfriend wasn't feeling well, I woke up at 6 that morning to catch a flight out of Dayton, and I got about 3 hours of sleep the night before, and Dumatrait.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 6, 2008 3:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Daedalus, ken and I were at that game too. You shoulda said hey.

I actually was impressed that the concourses were as good as Wrigley as they were. And the crowd was awesome - sellout on a Thursday afternoon. Thank god they're all bums and don't have jobs.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

if the Reds are as good as I think the may be

this could be a big game. I got three tickets for $90 on ebay. I am going with my family, so this isn't my financial burden.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 6, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Marty complains so much

He's now outsourcing the job to listeners to find him more things to complain about.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 6, 2008 3:46 PM EDT   1 recs

Scott Hatteberg, pickin' machine.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Your lucky he's not black

Because that would have been racist. And Lincoln would have attacked you with the North.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

You're

Dammit, I's ignorant.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Whatever Ryan Freel's drinking

Send a case of it to all my outfielders.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

best episode ever

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 6, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is lincoln for real, or just an early season tease.

Stanton was good in April 2007. Now he gave up a run.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 6, 2008 3:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Damn

That fastball wasn't no joke.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 6, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

it was volquez-esque

less 5-6mph

suggestions, anyone?

by BobbyO on Apr 6, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I prefer 'volquezque'

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 6, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

que?

suggestions, anyone?

by BobbyO on Apr 6, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Like that...

but with more zzzzzzz

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 6, 2008 3:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mine scores better in scrabble

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 6, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Fair enough

I just landed on a triple jerk score.

...that sounded cleverer in my head.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 6, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs