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Game 5 Thread: Reds vs. Phillies Part II

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Lineup

Philadelphia Phillies @ Cincinnati Reds

04/05/08 1:10 PM EDT

Cincinnati RedsPhiladelphia Phillies
Corey Patterson - CF Jimmy Rollins - SS
Jeff Keppinger - SS Shane Victorino - CF
Ken Griffey - RF Chase Utley - 2B
Brandon Phillips - 2B Ryan Howard - 1B
Adam Dunn - LF Pat Burrell - LF
Edwin Encarnacion - 3B Geoff Jenkins - RF
Scott Hatteberg - 1B Greg Dobbs - 3B
Paul Bako - C Chris Coste - C
Aaron Harang - P Adam Eaton - P

We're kicking Eaton's ass, but we've only got two runs to show for it. Still, it's 2-1 and Harang is through five with only 68 pitches. We're in good shape. 

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Bako got a hit.

yer damn right its God.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 5, 2008 2:23 PM EDT   0 recs

Damnt

I was hoping Bako would go 0-30 or something ridiculous like that,

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:24 PM EDT   0 recs

Well at least it's not a DP

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:25 PM EDT   0 recs

If you agree, you need to rec this comment

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

to be honest

I just want to see it turn green or whatever

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, i agree too

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Holy crap.

People other than me actually recommended it!

by Gray on Apr 5, 2008 2:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, i agree too

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah its not just you

my laptop is like totally the bomb.com and i feel it too sometimes. i blame alan and all his silly pictures.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 5, 2008 2:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Agreed, and recommended

Game threads are impossible for me. I look in once in awhile, but there's just no way I can follow along now that we've switched over. It takes several minutes to load. Which is crazy.

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

by BubbaFan on Apr 5, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i want apple drink

its greeeen

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 3:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So that's how the Phillies are winning, George?

Playing "Little Ball"?

Cause I see a bunch dudes knocking the shit out of the ball. How 'bout the Reds try that for a while.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:29 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah its my favorite when these dudes talk about how

rollins and victorina and their runnin' and buntin' ways are the reason the phils are good. its kinda like when people thank God when they win the lottery.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 5, 2008 2:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I really would like to have their line-up

I mean, dayam.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

giants being no-hit through 5

i have a feeling we'll be saying that often this year

by greg456 on Apr 5, 2008 2:30 PM EDT   0 recs

harang

control definitely starting to slip

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Pat Burrell likes hot tubs

have that on good authority

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:34 PM EDT   0 recs

things not going well

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:35 PM EDT   0 recs

im questioning

the pitch selection. How bout we throw Burrell some breaking balls.

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:35 PM EDT   0 recs

And another thing

I know the park plays small, but why is GameCast showing every ball in the outfield as over the fence? Come on now!

Jeez, another year older and I am full-on embracing my crotchety old man status.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 2:37 PM EDT   0 recs

Jenkeens!

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im pretty sure it's never the plan

to intentionally unintentionally walk geoff jenkins

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

youre pretty sure a lot

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I sort of agreed with Chris and George on that one

I think he pushed the last 2 outside on purpose.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

MLBTV

my friend

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:37 PM EDT   0 recs

Well, that's something.

Is their catcher as bad as ours?

by Gray on Apr 5, 2008 2:40 PM EDT   0 recs

Impossible

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wicked movement

on that strikeout fastball to Hobbs

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:40 PM EDT   0 recs

tang!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:40 PM EDT   0 recs

PHEW~~~!!

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 5, 2008 2:41 PM EDT   0 recs

2 hands fools

fundamentals. utilize them.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 5, 2008 2:41 PM EDT   0 recs

BP

is the most unorthodox 2B'man ever. I think expecting him to use two hands is a little much.

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Who's up for some runs now?

Let's get Aaron back in line for the win. That's FTW for you intertubes kids.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 2:42 PM EDT   0 recs

I can think

of a few better places to have a bachelor party, buddy.

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:43 PM EDT   0 recs

jesus christ

what else does jr have to do?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Fuckity Fuck

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:45 PM EDT   0 recs

mail

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

re

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This is the third straight game

that the reds have faced a pitcher who isn't locating and given him a quality starter. I think we should be a little concerned about this.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:48 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

our pitching is much improved

but our lineup leaves a lot to be desired

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Bako has been a disaster offensively

He left 9 on base the other day and he's left some on since.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nobody is hitting well, really

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Right now

There's six (6!) members of our starting lineup batting .200 or lower.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey

but we can just sit back and wait for them to hit HR's, right?

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that would be nice

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and

here we go again

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

cannot

believe they sent harang back out there. well, i can.

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 5, 2008 2:48 PM EDT   0 recs

edwin makes the out

and its still his fault

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:50 PM EDT   0 recs

Way to close strong

Offense, you can still get Harang the win. Do it!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 2:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Wait, it's the 7th inning.

Shouldn't Dunnies be on the bench?

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 5, 2008 2:52 PM EDT   0 recs

You shut your mouth

Why can't you say, I go about things the wrong way.

That goes out to Dusty.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 2:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He is human, and he needs to be loved

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Their Eric Milton

is better than our 2005-7 version.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 5, 2008 2:54 PM EDT   0 recs

okay

I'm going to need Dunn or Griffey to hit a HR soon, or its going to start to be a storyline.

by Blue on Apr 5, 2008 2:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Man the Reds' offense sucks hard.

by homerun21 on Apr 5, 2008 2:55 PM EDT   0 recs

i was trying to think of some sort of defense for this

but you're right, it does.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 2:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mercker and Votto

Attorneys at law.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 2:58 PM EDT   0 recs

Votto dinger

If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 3:00 PM EDT   0 recs

"Votto" is not pronounced "Howard"

You're willing in an unpenetrable southern drawl, aren't you?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 5, 2008 3:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

my drawl in penetrable

for the right price

or candy.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 5, 2008 3:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

howard didnt have any trouble

with the april air

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 5, 2008 3:00 PM EDT   0 recs