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Game 4 Thread: Reds vs. Phillies Part III




Lost in the Fogg?

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We can do it!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Ryan Howard is a temp...

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Not anymore...

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and

he can get any girl he wants

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Kelly Kapur...Now that's a nice lady...

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is it true she and jim are a thing in real life?

cuz he could do so much better. jim's hot.

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm gay for Jim...

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Question...

What's the most dangerous kind of bear?

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FACT!

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

???

Is that an Office reference, or are you just drunk?

by Brian B on Apr 4, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Can we just watch an episode of The Office and talk about it rather than watch this game?

Good news: it returns next Thursday.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Four episodes were on last night...

I was in heaven

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

dammit alan

I don't like penelope cruz, and I don't know what necco wafers are.

Your heaven is weird.

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Not Bears beats Battlestar Galactica.

Very subtle difference, but i'm sure that's what threw you off.

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's what she said?

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you butchered it

your delivery's all wrong

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's what who said?

Did she tell you she was your direct superior?

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You just went to the bathroom

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

but that was to avoid a question

is there a game going on right now?

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't know what you all are talking about

But its working

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah..

and i think it's starting to go a little better

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

in your endo

I know its scrubs, but they go together

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 4, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is anything happening in this game?

I'm just wasting time while my regressions run.

by Gray on Apr 4, 2008 9:34 PM EDT   0 recs

not to mention

he's so money he doesn't even know it, but he does.

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

call up homer

fuck

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 4, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

Have you seen my stapler?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

I'm serious, put it up.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It needs to be

out of staples

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Whats the stapler thing?

I don't get it

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Eric Milton

Milton Waddams (that his name?)

Office Space

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i don't get it...

was that intentional?

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope not, 'cause I fell for it!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to trick you...

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Alright

Foggy is getting fucking rocked. One more run then the hook? Or now?

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

It finally happened

Josh Fogg < The 2005 Remake of The Fog

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

We might see back-to-back right here.

I just don't see how they can get Howard out.

by Brian B on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

5-1...

Yep, Fogg is doing about as well as I expected.

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

At this point, I wish he was adequate.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I wish someone else woulda given him 5 years and 25 million.

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey

Doug Davis held the Reds to 3 runs on 6 walks. Not bad!

by Brian B on Apr 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My bad.

Unfortunately, a full inning later, It's still pertinent.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 4, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Huh.

I'm all Fogged up.

Here.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 4, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I didn't realize Fogg has Hamilton's old number.

Yippie.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:42 PM EDT   0 recs

Is it the end of the inning

or is Dusty taking Fogg out?

by Brian B on Apr 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

Both?

Anywhooo. Kepp's on. Junya knocks him in.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 4, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Keppinger

is awesome

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 4, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Jr. ain't bad either

Let's rally!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 4, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Now, if only we can find a way to

keep Fogg from going back out there. We might eventually catch up.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Yeah! BP rulz!!

Suck it Slyde!

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Biding-his-time Dunn

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

CLAP CLAP Goooo CLAP CLAP Goooo

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

STFU, Welsh

You jinxing bastard.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

Thanks, Chris.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I hate that

Don't talk about double plays when your guys are at the plate. A former pitcher should understand the power of the jinx!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The best part:

"Dunn's not usually one to ground into a double play mainly becuase he hits the ball in the air."

And I don't usually get caught fondling farm animals.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 4, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

NORBI

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Courtesy of Chris MF'in Welsh

and yeah, like Slyde said, no RBI

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dunn clears the bases!

With a double play... uggh

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 4, 2008 9:51 PM EDT   0 recs

good AB for dunn

two productive outs at the same time

by greg456 on Apr 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   1 recs

Good point. Didn't he "get the job done"?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey... no LOBs that time

Silver linings and all

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 4, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That should make Marty happy.

If anything is capable of that anymore.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs