Game 29 Thread Part II: Reds down by 5, 3-2
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FIRST
time for a rally
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
rallies are for losers
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This team sure can mash when the game's out of reach.
But when they need a clutch hit, forget it. Hope someone asks Phillips about the 4 LOB today.
This team's offense is truly terrible
seriously. where do they have LOB statistics for team and individuals?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
If Schumaker gets a hit here.
He is an ALS. I don’t care how tall he is.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
the ball that freel dove at
was it slicing or just a bad route
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
it fooled him off the bat
and he slipped.
It’s a miracle it stayed in front of him
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
both
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
question
bruce isnt an option, who would you rather have start? Freel, hopper, or patterson?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
No.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
can i get
a real answer?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
no
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it, BTW.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
f'reel?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
no was the real answer
nobody wants any of those guys starting. they cant get on base. they’re below replacement level. NO
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id take patterson
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
What's your baseball reasoning for this
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
he can
hit the ball out of the infield and plays smarter defense than freel
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
and he has a .280 on-base percentage
not that on-base percentage matters
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
may not be a leadoff hitter
but hes better than freel
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I dare you to support this argument
with something other than vague impressions.
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
see below
i.e. Caleb
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
that's convenient
are you sure he’s a better hitter than freel?
If so, how do you know? In what sense is he a “better” hitter?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
So you are saying we resign Castro
and put him in CF right?
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
defensively, he's better than the other two
offensively, he’s one of the worst in the majors at doing the most important thing in baseball. in 2005 he had a -16.8 VORP. That means he cost his team 17 runs compared to a replacement-level hitter. On his career, he’s right around 0. He’s not good.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
what is vorp?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
It's this stuff hikers eat while they are on the trail.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
stuff you make arguments out of
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I came here for an argument.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Value over Replacement Player
The number of runs a player would create over and above (or under and below) freely available talent.
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you've been here a while...
you HAVE to know what vorp is.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
never heard of the term untill today
looks like im still wet behind the ears
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
oh ok then...
it gets talked about quite a bit though
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
given the 3 choices
I’d take Patterson. he is the best of the 3 defensively, a better base stealer (provided he ever gets on again). I’d hit him 8th
but the best move is bring up the Bruce
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
good argument
I agree
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that's why he's a rr hall of famer
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt freel strike out alot when he started everyday?
patterson may not have a high OBP but he doesnt stikeout as much, which is good for a leadoff hitter
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
no, strikes don't mean squat for a lead-off hitter
His primary job is to get on base. Patterson has shown no ability to do that in his career.
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i disagree with that
you raise your chances to get on base making contact with the ball, while striking out gives you no chance what so ever
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Wrong again.
If there were a leadoff hitter who struck out 60% of the time (i.e., about 400 times a season) but got on base the other 40% of the time, he would be a pretty good leadoff hitter.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Except that Corey Patterson does not get on base
whether he strikes out or not.
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You may be a baseball player
but you analyze the game like one of their girlfriends
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
do knowing stats?
get you the ladies? i need to read up…lol
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
It's not about "knowing stats"
it’s your complete inability to recognize what skills make a player valuable in a given role. In that way, you remind me of my mom. When she’d been in the US 6 months. When I was in t-ball.
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i never said i would place patterson
in a leadoff position
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
above
patterson may not have a high OBP but he doesnt stikeout as much, which is good for a leadoff hitter
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i was just comparing him to freel
the question was would i rather have freel or patterson, and when dusty plays them they both bat leadoff, so i was comparing them leading off
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
shortstop, you can't teach man mountain anything...
he’s a tar heel what ya gonna do?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
a comparison which favors Freel quite a bit
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
I’m not a fan of Freel in the lead off spot either. The edge, in my mind, he has over Patterson is in Versatility
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I don't want any of these jokers leading off
but in comparison, yes, I’ll take Freel given their career averages. Patterson’s speed and little extra power are nice, but over the course of a season Freel will be on base about 35 times more than Patterson will.
There’s no versatility that makes up for that kind of drop.
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
when was the last time Freel
was cut by the worst team in the American league and signed to a minor league contract at the age of 28?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
btw
mike piazza had a pretty high OBP would you bat him leadoff?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
well, Piazza OBP right now is actually pretty low
but it’s still 23 points higher than Patterson’s. That should tell you something.
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
.318 .364 .571 .935
leading off an inning for Piazza. Corey ain’t even close
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
well in 1995 his OBP was .400
but he had only 1 stolen base..would you bat him leadoff?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
but how many teams in baseball
bat a person with 1 stolen base a year in the lead off spot? All im saying is OBP doesnt mean everything
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
the Reds in the 70's
had a guy named Rose who didn’t steal many bases. He never stole more than 9 for the Reds in a season in the 70’s. But that worked out ok
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
actually in 1979
pete stole 20 bases
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
and 1977
he stole 16
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
how many years did pete bat
leadoff?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Pete Rose
Batted leadoff in 2313 games (though not all for the Reds), and only had 125 SBs in those games. Unlike any recent Reds leadoff batter, however, he had an OBP of .379 over that span.
and
piazza had the team high obp that year, (besides castro who batted 23 times) and did he lead off?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
you realize that stealing bases is not sound strategy don't you?
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by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'd want his 1.000 OPS
batting bedding behind Jose Offerman’s .389 OBP and Eric Karros’s .369 OBP.
If you gave me 1995 Mike Piazza vs. whenever you want Corey Patterson and said I had to take one and bat him lead off for 162 games, I’d take Mike Piazza, fill the rest of my lineup with Yadier Molina-bots and beat the Corey Patterson Versatilians 162 games to 0. Mercy rule each game.
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
who would you have lead off for the reds?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
adam dunn
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by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
i would bat him off leadoff because with 40 hrs a year, i would want a chance of having people on base when he hits them. And if he batted leadoff wouldnt he get less walks therefore lowering his obp?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
*wouldn't
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I wouldn't bat him leadoff
but you might be interested to know that going into today, Corey Patterson has had 2 more plate appearances with men on base than Dunn, even though Dunn has had 12 more plate appearances overall.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
that's because the people that get on base bat at the bottom of the order
and are there when patterson bats..
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
because he strikes out too much to lead off
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
why would dunn get less walks hitting leadoff?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
because it seems
whenever dunn gets walked intentionally, there is a man on second, and the team would rather face someone else, and i dont think that would happen as much batting leadoff
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
He has zero intentional walks this year
and his walk rate is the highest it has ever been. And most of that time he has been batting in front of the hottest batter on the team.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
of the team we have right now
Jeff Keppinger
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd consider Votto
but I’d probably go with either Votto or Keppinger.
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but then we'd have to move Votto to Centerfield
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
curses!
Why did they implement that rule in baseball in the first place?
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you should bat by the number of your
position, that would take care of this mess
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
so
1.pitcher
2.catcher
so on and so forth
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
but then the pitcher would have to play centerfield
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
it's clearly a catch 22
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by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i love that band
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Apr 30, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you hip college kids
and your hip bands
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty sure catch 22
hasn’t actually been popular since 1999
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
ah i musta missed them when they were cool
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Although, old Catch 22 > Streetlight Manifesto > new Catch 22
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by BK on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen.
Tom Kalnoky was the awesome of things.
The only catch I still listen to is Keasbey nights.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
i was just investigating this whole right-side-of-the-thread argument
and i wanted to get to the bottom of it
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
the reason thought why i think he is there
is his speed, when he does get on you want someone someone fast, so hes a threat to take second.
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
HE DOESN'T GET ON BASE
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh?
Do you have to get on base to steal?
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose he could be spending his 72% on the bench
rifling through people’s coats for change
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
which is true
and i didnt say thats why i would put him there, i thinks thats why dusty does it
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
no
Dusty does it because Patterson plays center field. It’s in the handbook.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
oh ok
gotya, forgot about that
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
And Dusty's pulling in a 7-figure salary
and you’re studying for (God help us) final exams.
How does that make you feel about the Reds’ chances?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Look on the bright side, MM...
At least he isn’t studying to be in charge of all the nuclear weapons.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
right down broadway
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
the damn bullpen
It seems like I keep reading about what a solid, steady job the bullpen is doing. But it seems like every time we’re down one late in a game, the pen gives up 2 or 3 and its over. The pen must have the Dunn syndrome. Up/Down 5 or more and the pen is lights out.
Barton looks like that unathletic kid
who hit puberty before everyone else, but still kind of sucks.
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you dont understand genetics
he’s black, so he runs fast
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
wow
being a reds fan is awesome!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
sigh
this is not all that fun to watch. And yet I keep watching.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
pretend the reds are the other team
it makes it a lot more fun
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Awesome!
We’re about to go to 17-12
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
see?
now you see
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
In Bazarowurld...
Winning means losing, and losing means winning.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed.
the disparity between our OPS with RISP and our opponents’ has got to be ugly.
by bparsonst on Apr 30, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i don't get it
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
who are you agreeing with?
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
You are crazy
That’s all that needs to be said!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
sorry
i was agreeing with the bit about how this is no fun to watch.
who are you sorry to?
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
i don't get it
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Boobs...
When you traded me ARod, did you know he was injured?
I’m thinking about filing a grievance..
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
he was fine after i gave him a cortizone shot
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
that wont make it to
selig’s desk for 2 years
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I was going to join in but
aw, fuck it.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits and others
see ya next game!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Change of Subject
Anyone else say its time to get Phillips out of the # 4 hole?
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Put EdE there.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
LaDouble Play
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by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions
LaToolate.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Latoothache?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that Dunn coming out on the double switch?
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nasty
rally time
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Awesome
PlaybyPlay dude for Cardinals just put Hrabosky on the spot about what a “professional hitter” actually means.
“He’s a guy who goes to the plate ready….to hit”
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We can move this assinine argument down here if yall want
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ok
this is fun
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
i'm having a blast
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
c and x is the way i roll
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry...
i’m always paranoid that i’m missing comments when i use z
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
sarcastic?
am i making you guys angry? i dont mean too
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
you aren't making me angry...
the reds took care of that :-)
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ok good
we should have a emotion meter, so i dont piss anybody off
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
we have one, it's kept right beside the sarcasm detector
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
never thought to look there
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
yess it iss
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
just what this blog needs, the spelling police
justin, head directly to jail
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
so to answer you question chandrathan
whenever dunn gets walked intentionally, there is a man on second, and the team would rather face someone else, and i dont think that would happen as much batting leadoff
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
How many of Dunn's walks a season are IBB?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
But wait, he's batting fifth?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i tried to look it up, but my baseball reference skills are not yet ninja level
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i've got a math act score as good as andro's
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
andromache red reporter's resident genious
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing against andromache
But that comment highlights why a distinction like that is akin to winning “Beauty Queen of Urbana.” It’s gotta be someone.
by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I have Dunn's page up
I’m trying to get SSv2 to start looking himself
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
so what you're saying is, he would get more opportunities to hit home runs, since his walk total would be down (a tiny bit)
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
less than ten percent of his walks are intentional
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
or more opporunities to strikeout
whatever floats your boat
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
or more opportunities to do whatever he does
which is get on base at a .380 clip, which is 100 points higher than Patterson.
But at least Patterson’s outs look busy busy busy!!!
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
strikeouts mean nothing with nobody on base
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
they also mean nothing with people on
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
They don't mean double plays
only 5 of Dunn’s 22 SO this season have come with a man or men on base. He has a .421 OBP with men on and has 0 SO with runners in scoring position.
Corey Patterson has 6 total SO this season. 5 with men on, 2 with runners in scoring position. His OBP with men on is .282
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
when you say "barely legal"
do you mean based on age, or acts performed?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel smarter just reading this whole thread!
Good use of time.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
well you guys maybe right, but ill take patterson (leadoff or not)
rather than hopper or freel
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
see above
well going to go eat
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
...paint chips
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by Man Mountain on Apr 30, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I would take Hopper
for this reason…he is my favorite player!
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Somewhere, in a dimly lit room
Juan Castro looks at a letter sent to him by his ”#1 fan, Zach!” and a tear rolls down his cheek. He reaches for a bottle of whiskey to take a hit, but he totally misses his mouth.
by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
The Slit Wristing Juan Castro
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by Man Mountain on May 3, 2008 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me
or was Schumaker out?

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Game Recap
Harang- This years Matt Cain?
Offense- ugh they only hit when Edison is pitching
Shoe Maker- I agree with Paul H he is an annoying little shit
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
I don't disagree with much that JD offers..
..but the Reds Pythag puts them at 13-17. And that’s only one win away from 14-16.
And I think if we were at 14-16 there wouldn’t be so much navel-gazing going on.
I’ll say it again..
~ Joey Votto
~ Francisco Cordero
~ Johnny Cueto
~ Jared Burton
~ Jay Bruce
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
Wrong thread.
Fuck it. All is lost.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 3, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions

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