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Today is Jay Bruce's 21st birthday, and in order to celebrate we encourage everyone to drink a shot, post a shot (image), and take a shot at guessing Jay's MLB Debut date, all to help Jay celebrate. Your shots can be of anything, but make them fun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!

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I got drunk

didn't know, but I did get plural, my man.

Plus ca change...

by Man Mountain on Apr 3, 2008 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's a preview of a FanPost im working on...

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 3, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...and what a pity....

.....he's spending it in Louisville, instead of Cincinnati. I know he has less than a half season's worth of experience above A, but he's excelled, at times dominated, at every level he's played at thus far. There are only a hand full of young talents like this at any time in the game, and most of them become at least good players, when given the opportunity. I hope he's called up soon, once it finally occurs to everyone that Corey Patterson is not a legitimate starting center fielder. However, I fear we'll have to go through a few hundred at bats of him and Ryan before we get to that point, but Bruce has shown he can play, even at his age. It was a mistake not to call him up late last season and give him a few ABs before this spring, preparing him for the show. But he's young enough that, save for injury, confidence, or the strikeout bug, he's going to be a good player when he gets his chance. He's the best young all-around talent I've seen in this organization as a player since Barry Larkin.

by tonywf on Apr 3, 2008 2:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday, kid



He'd already been reassigned to minor league camp when I got to Sarasota (and I never did make it to a minor league game). So here's a photo from a Bats game last year:

My prediction: he'll be called up in June, like Homer was last year. It's all about the clock.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 3, 2008 7:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

May 22

Man crushes shouldn't develop before the first game, should they?

by buckeye22fox on Apr 3, 2008 8:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shots

Taking the shot will have to wait until tonight, I just got to work.

May 27th vs. the Pirates. In right field.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 3, 2008 9:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy birthday, Jay!

I had my "shot" last night at GABP. For those that are wondering, you can't do shots in the Machine Room, but you can get a nip of liquor put over ice, as long as you don't pound it. But it's not a shot. So don't call it that.

I say he's up on June 10th, at home vs. St. Louis.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 3, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

May 23

So that Bruce's debut will be my birthday present. :D

as for an image... Best I can come up with right now...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b157/supera54/newspaper-generator.jpg

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

March 25, 2004 is an odd day to be electing Jay as president...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 4, 2008 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay re-wrote time

He's that good.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 4, 2008 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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