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Game 28 Thread: A New, Cleaner Thread for a New, Cleaner Generation

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in one at bat?

Cause that would be some kind of record.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so for you all that have kids

Dan Gutman writes this book Casey Back at Bat. Basically he hits the ball so hard that it goes all the way around the world and back to an outfielder so he pops out. It’s very good and the illustrations are well done.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's offensive to home runs

Someday the small ball oligarchy will be put to the sword. And that, comrades, will be a glorious day.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homeruns are selfish and bourgeois

Some day the proletariat will take over and baseball will be controlled by only sacrifice bunts and times will be glorious

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite the opposite

Home runs are grand gestures that appeal to the soul of the common man – farm hand and factory laborer alike. Small ball is the finical pet of the leisured and intellectual classes. Admired by the elite for its obscure and fanciful value.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There were seven words in that comment that I didn't understand

I guess that’s why I like Home Runs! WOOOOOOOO!

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes and no

home runs have been around since the beginnning of baseball and yes you may be able to have your teammates score in the right situations. Also, peasants are traditionally conservative. However, a home run improves your batting avg, SLG, RBI, and runs which may lead to you being paid more money in this oppressive mercantile economy. A sacrifice while not hurting your average, gives yourself an out. You are sacrificing yourself for the betterment of your team.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

home runs used to be outs

because they played games without walls and if you hit it too far you were considered a dick.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need to return to the good old days

no gloves, no foul balls, and the ball could bounce once

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're we go, they're we go

“sacrificing yourself for the betterment of your team”

more like the betterment of the industrial bourgeoisie and capitalist paymasters. No no, my misguided comrade. The home run asks nothing of your sacrifice, but only for the realization of your strengths and labors!

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok im in

are we going to storm a palace or something? Also your 5 year plan better include the Reds winning a world series

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or
They’re we go, they’re we go

You’re a moron, Manfred

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not quite

Gentleman Jim Callaway hit three grand slams in one at bat off Ernst ‘Kaiser’ Baum in the second game of a doubleheader at the old Polo Grounds in 19dickety1.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's some things that even baseball reference can't teach you

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought I was an expert

but baseball-reference let me down.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was bound to betray you sooner or later

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats just ridiculous

and also, we say dickey because the Kaiser took the word twenty. I chased him dickey two miles, but gave up

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree on your 3rd point

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you were wrong in the other thread

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

flagged for tomfoolery

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So...how many innings is Bray gonna pitch?

I didn’t think he was our long man

by xjjeep90 on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty's from the Joe Morgan school

by which I mean he has no idea who Bray is

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this might be more Dustyness

Bray was just called up, therefore he’s the “last” pitcher on the staff, therefore he’s the long reliever. And centerfielders batted leadoff and we liked it!

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking more

He looked at his stat line, saw he hadn’t pitched an inning this year, and figured he was well rested.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it my camera angle?

I don’t understand this guys strike zoan. He calls pitches right down the pipe balls and EE gets called on on a pitch that almoost hit him. Just like last night. Is it incompetence or a conspiiracy?

by Mutaman on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna say incompetence

just for irony’s sake

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know which side of the issue Larry Biitner is on

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did the comments stop, or did my auto updater break again?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow a reply!

with the reply button and everything

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 6 earned runs?

who had the error?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll give you 2 guesses

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

edwin again?

really?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wron-guh

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

votto?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have now used your two free guesses

to make any more guesses, please deposit $4192 into your computer.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now what?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame ashcroft

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking of switching to Spinal Tap

“We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers.”

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think this is the winner of the night

by default

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lot of good ones in that one

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/quotes

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey fogg,

see that guy up to bat, yeah the guy with number 5 on his back, stay with me, he can hit the ball pretty well, so really dont want to throw the ball down the middle.

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone gone back to check the old thread?

I’m imagining a scene out of Mad Max

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who?

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

This is a boring game.

It is not rocking me like a hurricane, despite being here.

by Gray on Apr 29, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't hold you like a man's supposed to be held

anyone?

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crue

Starry Eyes

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think Girls Girls Girls is better

It’s a strip club classic.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Loggins

Your shizzy music makes me puke

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From someone who likes hair metal

that song sucks a lot. I’m very glad I was too young to remember it, but sad that I was not around for this

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Holy Diver rocks my shit. I need to get GH Rock the 80s.

Gotta get away!!!

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because "starry eyes" predates hair metal

it’s just metal metal

Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about some Great White?

You didn’t know what rock-n-roll was
Until you met my drummer on a gray tour bus
I got there in the nick of time
Before he got his hands across your state line…

by Gray on Apr 29, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

i leave you guys alone and you blow up a thread

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 29, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow... I get back from umping and we're down 7-0? That's crap...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 29, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crolfer I just checked back in and the thread is a wierd as it has been in quite a while

So, back to cleaning the kitchen pour moi – hope you reffed a winner!

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

actually... i umped a winner...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 29, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smart lad

The real money’s in bribes and kickbacks.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

time for todd coff....er wait

hes gone

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH DUNNER!!!!

QUIET THAT CROWD

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright guys

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Funniest game thread I've ever read

And um, that homer was classic Dunn

by chesirecat on Apr 29, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree

i’m sorry to say i missed all this great thread action

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 29, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

12:30 all is quiet on the RR front

boobs you missed;
Reds Losing
Crolfer umped a winner
sMarty and tHomboy feuding on the air – passionately
Dunner doing his best Mayor Mallory imitation
Corey doing his best Geo. G. partial lobotomy imitation
Dusty continuing in the Joe Morgan ‘right way to play the game’ tradition
J. Quest looked more like J. Fogg
Bill Bray does exist – the antiClog doesn’t quite know how to use him
An interesting (?) mix of unkowns dropping by the RR thread and grumping around grousing despite:
Slyde telling them; Hi my name is Slyd, I am an RR addict & I live in my mom’s basement
Man Mountain foretelling of a time when the oligarchial Small Ball Regime will be put to the sword
And well it is time for this sad old man to hit the sack

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 30, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks for this

why were marty and thom feuding?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 30, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because it was a Tuesday

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 30, 2008 7:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone watch Costas Now last night?

The internets are all abuzz with details, but I didn’t see it. Was it as bad as it is being described? Or is it a case of bloggers pointing at the crazy old guy on the TV?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 30, 2008 7:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Game Recap

Johnny Quest- Showing that is his human that last 3 starts
Fogg-Did a good job at garbage time
Bray- Eh will See
Dunn- Hey he prevented a shut out! Woohoo!

Dave Duncan-Damn he is good
The HGH Natural- Drug test him soon!
Prince Albert-Chris Welsh loves you

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Apr 30, 2008 7:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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