Game 28 Thread: A New, Cleaner Thread for a New, Cleaner Generation
by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT
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in one at bat?
Cause that would be some kind of record.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
so for you all that have kids
Dan Gutman writes this book Casey Back at Bat. Basically he hits the ball so hard that it goes all the way around the world and back to an outfielder so he pops out. It’s very good and the illustrations are well done.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That's offensive to home runs
Someday the small ball oligarchy will be put to the sword. And that, comrades, will be a glorious day.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Homeruns are selfish and bourgeois
Some day the proletariat will take over and baseball will be controlled by only sacrifice bunts and times will be glorious
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Quite the opposite
Home runs are grand gestures that appeal to the soul of the common man – farm hand and factory laborer alike. Small ball is the finical pet of the leisured and intellectual classes. Admired by the elite for its obscure and fanciful value.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There were seven words in that comment that I didn't understand
I guess that’s why I like Home Runs! WOOOOOOOO!
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yes and no
home runs have been around since the beginnning of baseball and yes you may be able to have your teammates score in the right situations. Also, peasants are traditionally conservative. However, a home run improves your batting avg, SLG, RBI, and runs which may lead to you being paid more money in this oppressive mercantile economy. A sacrifice while not hurting your average, gives yourself an out. You are sacrificing yourself for the betterment of your team.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
home runs used to be outs
because they played games without walls and if you hit it too far you were considered a dick.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
we need to return to the good old days
no gloves, no foul balls, and the ball could bounce once
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
They're we go, they're we go
“sacrificing yourself for the betterment of your team”
more like the betterment of the industrial bourgeoisie and capitalist paymasters. No no, my misguided comrade. The home run asks nothing of your sacrifice, but only for the realization of your strengths and labors!
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok im in
are we going to storm a palace or something? Also your 5 year plan better include the Reds winning a world series
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
or
They’re we go, they’re we go
You’re a moron, Manfred
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by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
not quite
Gentleman Jim Callaway hit three grand slams in one at bat off Ernst ‘Kaiser’ Baum in the second game of a doubleheader at the old Polo Grounds in 19dickety1.
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
there's some things that even baseball reference can't teach you
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought I was an expert
but baseball-reference let me down.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
i was bound to betray you sooner or later
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
thats just ridiculous
and also, we say dickey because the Kaiser took the word twenty. I chased him dickey two miles, but gave up
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree on your 3rd point
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
you were wrong in the other thread
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
flagged for tomfoolery
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty's from the Joe Morgan school
by which I mean he has no idea who Bray is
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
this might be more Dustyness
Bray was just called up, therefore he’s the “last” pitcher on the staff, therefore he’s the long reliever. And centerfielders batted leadoff and we liked it!
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
I was thinking more
He looked at his stat line, saw he hadn’t pitched an inning this year, and figured he was well rested.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
Is it my camera angle?
I don’t understand this guys strike zoan. He calls pitches right down the pipe balls and EE gets called on on a pitch that almoost hit him. Just like last night. Is it incompetence or a conspiiracy?
I'm gonna say incompetence
just for irony’s sake
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I know which side of the issue Larry Biitner is on
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
did the comments stop, or did my auto updater break again?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
yes
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
wow a reply!
with the reply button and everything
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
only 6 earned runs?
who had the error?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I'll give you 2 guesses
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
edwin again?
really?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
wron-guh
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
votto?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You have now used your two free guesses
to make any more guesses, please deposit $4192 into your computer.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
now what?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i blame ashcroft
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by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking of switching to Spinal Tap
“We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers.”
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think this is the winner of the night
by default
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
lot of good ones in that one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/quotes
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
hey fogg,
see that guy up to bat, yeah the guy with number 5 on his back, stay with me, he can hit the ball pretty well, so really dont want to throw the ball down the middle.
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Has anyone gone back to check the old thread?
I’m imagining a scene out of Mad Max
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why?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
who?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't hold you like a man's supposed to be held
anyone?
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by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Crue
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by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I still think Girls Girls Girls is better
It’s a strip club classic.
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
Fuck you, Loggins
Your shizzy music makes me puke
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
From someone who likes hair metal
that song sucks a lot. I’m very glad I was too young to remember it, but sad that I was not around for this
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
Holy Diver rocks my shit. I need to get GH Rock the 80s.
Gotta get away!!!
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
That's because "starry eyes" predates hair metal
it’s just metal metal
Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we need youtube music videos
Scorpions “Wind of Change” music video
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
How about some Great White?
You didn’t know what rock-n-roll was
Until you met my drummer on a gray tour bus
I got there in the nick of time
Before he got his hands across your state line…
Wow... I get back from umping and we're down 7-0? That's crap...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Crolfer I just checked back in and the thread is a wierd as it has been in quite a while
So, back to cleaning the kitchen pour moi – hope you reffed a winner!
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
Smart lad
The real money’s in bribes and kickbacks.
by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
time for todd coff....er wait
hes gone
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
RALLY CAPS
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
YEAH DUNNER!!!!
QUIET THAT CROWD
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
well i told you dunn was going to hit a HR
unfortunately it did not win the game and could not since we arent at home
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
no, you see theres this rule where if you hit it in a certain place you win the game automatically
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
is that the truck?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
alright guys
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
i agree
i’m sorry to say i missed all this great thread action
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
12:30 all is quiet on the RR front
boobs you missed;
Reds Losing
Crolfer umped a winner
sMarty and tHomboy feuding on the air – passionately
Dunner doing his best Mayor Mallory imitation
Corey doing his best Geo. G. partial lobotomy imitation
Dusty continuing in the Joe Morgan ‘right way to play the game’ tradition
J. Quest looked more like J. Fogg
Bill Bray does exist – the antiClog doesn’t quite know how to use him
An interesting (?) mix of unkowns dropping by the RR thread and grumping around grousing despite:
Slyde telling them; Hi my name is Slyd, I am an RR addict & I live in my mom’s basement
Man Mountain foretelling of a time when the oligarchial Small Ball Regime will be put to the sword
And well it is time for this sad old man to hit the sack
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
thanks for this
why were marty and thom feuding?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
because it was a Tuesday
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
Did anyone watch Costas Now last night?
The internets are all abuzz with details, but I didn’t see it. Was it as bad as it is being described? Or is it a case of bloggers pointing at the crazy old guy on the TV?
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
Game Recap
Johnny Quest- Showing that is his human that last 3 starts
Fogg-Did a good job at garbage time
Bray- Eh will See
Dunn- Hey he prevented a shut out! Woohoo!
Dave Duncan-Damn he is good
The HGH Natural- Drug test him soon!
Prince Albert-Chris Welsh loves you
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
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