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Game 28 Thread: Reds at Cardinals

Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals, Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT


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Cincinnati Reds
@ St. Louis Cardinals

Tuesday, Apr 29, 2008, 8:15 PM EDT
Busch Stadium

Johnny Cueto vs Joel Pineiro

Clear. Winds blowing out to laseft field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 55.

 

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Al Behrman/AP (Cueto), Steven Senne/AP (Pineiro)

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Johnny Cueto 1-2 4.05 0.88 31 5



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Joel Pineiro 1-2 5.29 1.41 6 2


Johnny Cuest is coming off his worst start of the year. The Reds haven't won one of his starts since his first, though they've never given him more than 3 runs of support. He is also 7 strikeouts behind Jake Peavy for the league lead. Pineiro, meanwhile, is coming off his best start of the year, a 70 game-score gem against the Pirates. (All of his strikeouts happened in that game.) Any guesses for what tonight will bring?

Also, get your jockstraps ready, because tonight is Crotch Rock Tuesday! Hooha! The theme is any male musician who sets enamored fans adrizzle. Any dudes whose crotches have been oogled are in bounds. Please be creative with this one (but not too creative, Enrique Cruz fans). Start with Elvis, Tom Jones and Neil Diamond and go from there. The world of Crotch Rock is bound only by your imaginations.

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The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fir...what?
Start with Elvis, Tom Jones and Neil Diamond and go from there. The world of Crotch Rock is bound only by your imaginations.

And the past 35 years.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's the spirit!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 29, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I am guessing Pinerio will tie the Reds in stitches

i just have too many memories of Josh Phelps, Jimmy Anderson, and other shitty pitchers who couldn’t break window glass with their fastballs dominating the Reds.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably a Tomo Ohka all star.

Yes.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

REDS

Patterson, CF
Keppinger, SS
Griffey Jr., RF
Phillips, 2B
Dunn, LF
Encarnacion, 3B
Votto, 1B
Bako, C
Cueto, P

CARDS
Schumaker, CF
Kennedy, 2B
Pujols, 1B
Ankiel, RF
Glaus, 3B
Duncan, LF
Molina, C
Piniero, P
Izturis, SS

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Apr 29, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Crotch Rock Night

And no David Lee Ross…

Too bad.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe switch Votto and Patterson

although Votto’s OBP is .329, that doesn’t really scream lead off. How about this

Kep
Phillips
Dunn
EdE
Griffey
Votto
Bako (until he cools off which is bound to happen)
Patterson
Cueto

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it puts the lotion in the basket!!

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees...

...are borrowing the Reds’ team physician, Dr. Timothy Kremcheck. He’s supposedly a shoulder specialist, so they want him to look at Posada’s scans.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 29, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This crotch is pretty rockin'

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its time to be a big girl now

and big girls dont pee their pants

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 29, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

They take their pee pants off in front of the paparazzi

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that's a woman

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 29, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

er, i mean

she’s a lady.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

finals week is no fun

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it will be for me

only 2 finals, and both of them I will receive studies guides, with all the possible questions, in advance.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice man

i have a gen psyc exam tommrow, but i didnt have anything today

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only thing that will suck is

my last final is on friday of that week, so I won’t get out of here until Saturday, but the day after I get home I have tickets to watch the Reds and Indians play a Sunday Matinee.

This nice thing about a small univeristy is you have scouting reports on all the Prof’s, so you know who is good, who is hard (which isn’t nescarily a bad thing) and who is just bad.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha true about the small univeristy thing

i get out Friday and am going to a reds game next wed

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, we've got 1,600 kids and I have to disagree

Finals are little 6 hour pieces of hell on earth. 15 page minimum mandate, w/ term papers due the same day. I’d kill to be at a Reds game next Weds. though

by chesirecat on Apr 29, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where do you go to school?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finals are a lot harder when you also have to clean your clothes

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Madville

I had to dump your picture. It was too big for this early in the game thread. Sorry.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The ultimate crotch rock

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

never gonna give you up...

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FYI

The Cards’ offense lead the NL in walks. By a large margin.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STL 136
CHC 113
NYM 106
AZ 103
CIN 101

and so on…

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Patterson gets a hit

and there goes the four horsemen

by xjjeep90 on Apr 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rick astley will NEVER give up on patterson

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c-patt gets a hit to lead it off

why did everybody go sour on him?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.281 OBP

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He curdled.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone keep me up to date

Im at work and gameday nuh work

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Reds are kicking ass.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

patterson hit

followed by a kepp walk
followed by a double steal
and a griff strikeout

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Crush..

try this.

BTW, I’m not opposed to giving updates when I can.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh sweet

thanks alot man

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillips grounds to third

Patterson gets caught in a rundown. Keppinger gets to third, but then decides to run back to 2nd just as CPat runs out of the base line. Keppinger gets tagged out. Inning over.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the base running on this team is

ATROCIOUS!

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well that sucked

why did kepp go back?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we just let these fuckers hit

It’s only the 3 4 5 guys up

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Amen.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i dont understand

the guy has already walked 2 in the inning. let the batters hit instead of running yourself out of the inning.

by xjjeep90 on Apr 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-4-2-9-6

if you are scoring at home

by xjjeep90 on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we let him let us clog the bases

cleared, baby!

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

I ran into the other room to turn on the radio. Some things just call for Ol’ Crankypants.

I’m heading out on a beer run. I watched a history channel beer thingy today and darn if it didn’t put me in the mood. I’m thinking Anchor Steam.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shumaker is glad arroyo is gone

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shumaker didn't play last night

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops

who had the golden sombrero?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ludwick

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crotch rock!

Arroyo is the Tom Jones of Mount Adams.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut Up George Grande

Stop calling him coco thats not his name.And I just heard prince albert again so Its gonna be a long night.Cant we fire this guy to.No talent at all

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i blame edwin

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send him to AAA.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i was in my car parking

Griffey just struck out and the runners advanced. Ten seconds later I turn on the tv and its a commercial. I wondered if the pitcher got hurt. Keppinger can apparently hit like mays but he runs like shit

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets turn 2

6-4-3 pitchers best friend

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is trouble.

He should have just grooved one to Kennedy. Worst it could be would be a double.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's see what the Cards can do with 2 on and no out

I’m betting double steal on a 3-2 count and then a base running double play

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Griff was told to swing through on the double steal

unless I’m mistaken, he swung weakly at ball 4

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate overreactive crowds...

no not every flyball is a homerun.

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But nearly every home run is a fly ball.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now Lets get 2

Thanks george grande u idiot.

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Johnny Q...

Serve up a nice 6-4-3 groundball.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah crap.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bako how did that go through your legs?

where is ross?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the heck happened

on the fielder’s choice double play?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uuuh what happened???

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Johnny looks like he talked to Chris Welsh on how to pitch

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else wonder...

Why Ankiel took basically no heat for being caught red-handed with a needle in his ass?

by bparsonst on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if this keeps up

I’m going to have to turn the game off and beat some hookers to death in GTA IV

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I know

Cause Bud Selig is a dumbass

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

try the reply button

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hookers

Beat one for me!!

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok...

Don’t walk this guy to get to the pitcher’s spot now.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...and Dunn comes up with nobody on

like the sun rising in the east

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna see how often BP in front of Dunn has worked.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a problem 3-0 down

We have been hitting the ball well th past 3 games. lets keep our heads up.

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as there are crappy pitchers on the mound, we've been a'ight.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dunn stikes out

I aint never seen thats before

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I personally think he's trying to strike out.

Maybe you should go ask him why.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know why

hes trying to get out the lineup,ha ha

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not for him...

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clownboy on Glaus and Molina: "They're not in the big leagues because somebody likes them"

What, kinda like the opposite of Corey Patterson?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB, EE

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty Bakers

The only one who likes Corey

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

do they eat chips in canada?

or do they call them crisps?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brendan's not heres...so

‘sup johnny?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see how it is

I’m my own man damnit!!! I’ll never be Brendan!!!!!

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are replacement brendan :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, I've been called a lot worse

I’m good, just got back from seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It was amazing

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i so wanna see that.

i might watch it tomorrow

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what made borat so great

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh...

I’ll allow it.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually...

One way I’ve heard a Canadian say someone is not so smart is that he/she is not “the crispest chip in the bag.”

I can only assume they call them chips, therefore.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that most be an unbelievable offensive thing to say about someone

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chili peppers

that is all

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

St. Louis called Valentin an "excellent" pinch hitter

ahem

.200/.258/.343

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you gotta look at it from their perspective

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good thing Casto is not on the roster...

Else he would be the slick-hitting Juan Castro.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he swings at the first pitch.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Never Playing Baseball

George Grande is a expert on pitching.

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not so fast

he was bragging last night about playing shortstop in high school

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How tall is Schumaker?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you dont watch the game

You will miss balls and strikes with him callling a game.Raving about Prince Albert

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Bud

If you look at the line beside your name (in red) you’ll see a hyperlink that says “reply.” You can use that to reply to specific posts. It makes things easier to follow.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul, let's get the basics down first.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not drinkin' tonight.

But Graeter’s Black Raspberry Chip?.... Mmmmm.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Even though I've lived in Lexington for 6 years

which has almost as many Graeters as Fazolis, I had my first Graeters ever last week. It was pretty good, but I think its a little overrated.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem...

waaayyyy overrated

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is overrated.

But I’m lovin some right now.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's this new place called Maggie Moos

Its in the new mall, the collection of buildings that offspring from the mall and it is delicious. Apparently there is also a gourmet chicken and waffles place out there that I really want to try. Also, I’m going to say that that’s racist.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's definately racist...

i ate at the pub there last time i was in town..i enjoy the pub

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, but the fish sandwich is incredible

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but its not the best fish sandwich in town

some dingy place on Winchester Rd is or it least has a sign that proclaims it

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where i used to work, they loved that place

i thought it was nasty and would never order from there with them

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats fair, ive never eaten there

It scares me and this comes from a frequent customer of Indi’s

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marty is citing Freel's career OBP over Patterson's.

And calling $3M for Patterson “lunacy”

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh, Hal and sMarty are stunned that Waynr paid Corey 3.5M

Sounds like a conspiracy – Big Boby, Uncle Jocko and Dusty hire Corey and lay the blame on Waynr.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Oquendo thinks Dunner has a plus arm

Congrats Reds’ disinformation dept.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Big out.

Now get the third.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It says so in the media guide.

Right next to where it says he lacks savvy and has a litte voice inside his head named Homer K. Dunn.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cueto oh no

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tough break for Johnny Q - nice try for BP

Only THomboy is on Ceuto’s side. Now Dad and Son are really grumping at each other…jeez it would be nice hear the fuckin’ game.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

Cueto’s looking absolutely awful. But at least he can get Pujols out?

by Geki on Apr 29, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dunn struggled on that one

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I've got to go and watch on TV - I can't take anymore of sMary and Thomboy

The game ain’t over yet – is it?

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

define over billy packer

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this game is like a kick in the crotch

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 29, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ain't talking 'bout love!

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crud.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ack.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great bullpen management here

fistbands is a genius

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess Cueto is a young human rookie pitcher

WTF, Billy Bray? He is a short reliever. In this bullpen he should be a late inning guy.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Dusty hearts Bray

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congradulations!

With that play, Adam Dunn caps off what is probably the worst month in the history of baseball. Congradulations Adam.

by Mutaman on Apr 29, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mutaman...

should I call you Keiji?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously, did you choose your name after keiji mutoh?

if so, that’s pretty cool

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be the first to say it

and i know im going out on a limb, but Cueto needs to be traded NOW before his stock plummets any further…

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 29, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Him and Dusty

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the silver lining is....

We don’t have to wait long to see Bray

by CrackerJack on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7 to zip - But don't forget the baserunning excellence led by Corey for 2 on 1 out DP - Could have been a big inning.

Now I’ll go to TV land and listen to the golden tones of Geo. and Clownboy.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Cueto?!?!?!

That is crazy! you are out on a limb

by CrackerJack on Apr 29, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you and budmarcum come from Fay's blog

the “land of no reply”

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bray

Why not? He just got here. Let him get his feet wet when it doesn’t matter so he’ll be ready when it does.

by Mutaman on Apr 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, um.

fth happened?

by Gray on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the fish sandwich is great!

Don’t trade Cueto.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit menace if you don't learn to use the reply button...so help me god

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The scapegoat

Now that Castro’s gone, I guess Patterson is now the official scapegoat when ever anything goes wrong. I love fans.

by Mutaman on Apr 29, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's certainly my favorite scapegoat

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYONE PLEASE READ

This game is a shit fest, but the game thread doesn’t have to be.

When you want to reply to a specific comment, please locate the “reply” hyperlink at the bottom right of the post to which you would like to reply.

It keeps confusion to a minimum and allows you to engage in an interchange with a specific poster or group of posters.

Thanks and welcome to any newcomers. Why don’t you take a moment to introduce yourselves and allow us to say hello.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

sprayer of mist

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

This is my first time doing this, its fun.

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is beautiful

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't get it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahah

i tricked you!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does this guy remind anyone of bobby the butcher?

can’t reply…

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

buddy

36 from columbus

by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good call, Man Mountain

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

congradulate me, menace

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So a crotch rock battle royale

Winger, Warrant, Whitesnake or White Lion?

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whitesnake wins on music

and baseball-relatedness.

Although rumor has it that David Coverdale is no Iggy Pop.

by Brendanukkah on May 2, 2008 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So although this game sucks

It is somewhat reminiscent of June 30,2006. A young pitcher(lizard) gets rocked early, relievers give up a couple of runs. Juan Castro makes a pact with the devil and later this happens

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you must be drunk

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

drunk or eternally optimistic

I have had about 8 beers, but thats not that much

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right on, MM

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You can reply directly to his comment

by following the above instructions.

by Gray on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Slyde

I live in my mother’s basement. I just put a new wax ring on my toilet. Dunn’s “throw” was easily the funniest moment of the season if it didn’t suck so much.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought his falling over the bat at home was funnier

And as you can see I’m declaring the joke over.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

falling over the bat?

I don’t remember that.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When he didn't slide and was tagged out at home

then he stumbled awkwardly over his bat and fell. It was like watching a large animal get hit with a tranq dart.

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

or Will Farrell in Old School.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's exactly right.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree completely

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Gray

I’ll give it a try

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

flagged

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols is setting some sort of record

I need to come up with a stat that tracks runners left on, but adjusts for when the opposing pitchers are sucking. Then you adjust for how much of an all time great the batter is. Make sense?

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn's throw on Glaus's inside the park double

went straight right about 15 feet. When do we call up Carl Crawford?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

baby steps.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's an idea...to make this easier to follow

when you post a comment, please include the person’s name you are replying to

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or sellout?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent idea

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

two complete shit shows at once

i like it

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is 2.5 Men on tonight?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i really don't think the new guys get it

so we are just creating bad habits

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Than,

fuck everyone

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you all

I’m gonna go to my car, get my other gun, and shoot all your asses.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's racist!

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if I've learned anything in life

It’s that you can be racist about your own people. You bunch of cracka ass crackers

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you dead, dawg, i ain't e'en bullshittin'

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't which is more bizarre

sMarty and ThomBoy grumping at each other OR
Tonight’s thread…buy hey don’t hold back

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was Boston a crotch rot band?

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't worry, you're not alone, affeldt it too

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets get within slam reach

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's like a thread in your honor, Madville

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the umps have been jobbing our pitchers this whole series so far

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and they give piniero that pitch

COMMON!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm here to clean this mess up

with a brand spankin’ new thread. Fresh out of the oven.

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is going to unleash untold carnage

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um

I think you mean carneg

It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.

by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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