Game 28 Thread: Reds at Cardinals
Cincinnati @ St. Louis
Al Behrman/AP (Cueto), Steven Senne/AP (Pineiro)
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Johnny Cuest is coming off his worst start of the year. The Reds haven't won one of his starts since his first, though they've never given him more than 3 runs of support. He is also 7 strikeouts behind Jake Peavy for the league lead. Pineiro, meanwhile, is coming off his best start of the year, a 70 game-score gem against the Pirates. (All of his strikeouts happened in that game.) Any guesses for what tonight will bring?
Also, get your jockstraps ready, because tonight is Crotch Rock Tuesday! Hooha! The theme is any male musician who sets enamored fans adrizzle. Any dudes whose crotches have been oogled are in bounds. Please be creative with this one (but not too creative, Enrique Cruz fans). Start with Elvis, Tom Jones and Neil Diamond and go from there. The world of Crotch Rock is bound only by your imaginations.
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The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 6:02 PM EDT 0 recs
fir...what?
Start with Elvis, Tom Jones and Neil Diamond and go from there. The world of Crotch Rock is bound only by your imaginations.
And the past 35 years.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 6:03 PM EDT 0 recs
that's the spirit!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on
Apr 29, 2008 6:10 PM EDT
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So I am guessing Pinerio will tie the Reds in stitches
i just have too many memories of Josh Phelps, Jimmy Anderson, and other shitty pitchers who couldn’t break window glass with their fastballs dominating the Reds.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 29, 2008 6:04 PM EDT 0 recs
Probably a Tomo Ohka all star.
Yes.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on
Apr 29, 2008 6:14 PM EDT
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Lineup
REDS
Patterson, CF
Keppinger, SS
Griffey Jr., RF
Phillips, 2B
Dunn, LF
Encarnacion, 3B
Votto, 1B
Bako, C
Cueto, P
CARDS
Schumaker, CF
Kennedy, 2B
Pujols, 1B
Ankiel, RF
Glaus, 3B
Duncan, LF
Molina, C
Piniero, P
Izturis, SS
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 29, 2008 6:06 PM EDT 0 recs
It's Crotch Rock Night
And no David Lee Ross…
Too bad.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on
Apr 29, 2008 6:15 PM EDT
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maybe switch Votto and Patterson
although Votto’s OBP is .329, that doesn’t really scream lead off. How about this
Kep
Phillips
Dunn
EdE
Griffey
Votto
Bako (until he cools off which is bound to happen)
Patterson
Cueto
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on
Apr 29, 2008 6:24 PM EDT
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it puts the lotion in the basket!!
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 6:25 PM EDT
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The Yankees...
...are borrowing the Reds’ team physician, Dr. Timothy Kremcheck. He’s supposedly a shoulder specialist, so they want him to look at Posada’s scans.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 29, 2008 6:58 PM EDT 0 recs
This crotch is pretty rockin'

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 7:13 PM EDT 0 recs
its time to be a big girl now
and big girls dont pee their pants
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on
Apr 29, 2008 7:15 PM EDT
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No
They take their pee pants off in front of the paparazzi
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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now that's a woman
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on
Apr 29, 2008 7:22 PM EDT
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er, i mean
she’s a lady.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on
Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT
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finals week is no fun
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:18 PM EDT 0 recs
it will be for me
only 2 finals, and both of them I will receive studies guides, with all the possible questions, in advance.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on
Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT
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nice man
i have a gen psyc exam tommrow, but i didnt have anything today
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT
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the only thing that will suck is
my last final is on friday of that week, so I won’t get out of here until Saturday, but the day after I get home I have tickets to watch the Reds and Indians play a Sunday Matinee.
This nice thing about a small univeristy is you have scouting reports on all the Prof’s, so you know who is good, who is hard (which isn’t nescarily a bad thing) and who is just bad.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on
Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT
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haha true about the small univeristy thing
i get out Friday and am going to a reds game next wed
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 7:39 PM EDT
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man, we've got 1,600 kids and I have to disagree
Finals are little 6 hour pieces of hell on earth. 15 page minimum mandate, w/ term papers due the same day. I’d kill to be at a Reds game next Weds. though
by chesirecat on
Apr 29, 2008 7:42 PM EDT
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where do you go to school?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on
Apr 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT
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Finals are a lot harder when you also have to clean your clothes
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
by Red Menace on
Apr 29, 2008 11:08 PM EDT
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Madville
I had to dump your picture. It was too big for this early in the game thread. Sorry.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT 1 recs
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 7:57 PM EDT 0 recs
never gonna give you up...

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 7:59 PM EDT
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FYI
The Cards’ offense lead the NL in walks. By a large margin.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:06 PM EDT 0 recs
STL 136
CHC 113
NYM 106
AZ 103
CIN 101
and so on…
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:07 PM EDT 0 recs
Patterson gets a hit
and there goes the four horsemen
by xjjeep90 on Apr 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT 0 recs
rick astley will NEVER give up on patterson

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT
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c-patt gets a hit to lead it off
why did everybody go sour on him?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT 0 recs
.281 OBP
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on
Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT
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He curdled.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on
Apr 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT
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Can someone keep me up to date
Im at work and gameday nuh work
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT 0 recs
The Reds are kicking ass.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on
Apr 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT
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patterson hit
followed by a kepp walk
followed by a double steal
and a griff strikeout
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT
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Hey Crush..
try this.
BTW, I’m not opposed to giving updates when I can.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on
Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT
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Oh sweet
thanks alot man
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on
Apr 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT
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Phillips grounds to third
Patterson gets caught in a rundown. Keppinger gets to third, but then decides to run back to 2nd just as CPat runs out of the base line. Keppinger gets tagged out. Inning over.
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on
Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT
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the base running on this team is
ATROCIOUS!
It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography.
by Slyde on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT 0 recs
well that sucked
why did kepp go back?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT 0 recs
Can we just let these fuckers hit
It’s only the 3 4 5 guys up
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT 0 recs
Amen.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on
Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT
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yeah i dont understand
the guy has already walked 2 in the inning. let the batters hit instead of running yourself out of the inning.
by xjjeep90 on
Apr 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT
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we let him let us clog the bases
cleared, baby!
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT
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wow
I ran into the other room to turn on the radio. Some things just call for Ol’ Crankypants.
I’m heading out on a beer run. I watched a history channel beer thingy today and darn if it didn’t put me in the mood. I’m thinking Anchor Steam.
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
by Red Menace on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT 0 recs
shumaker is glad arroyo is gone
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT 0 recs
shumaker didn't play last night
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT
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whoops
who had the golden sombrero?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT
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ludwick
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT
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crotch rock!
Arroyo is the Tom Jones of Mount Adams.
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
by Red Menace on
Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT
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Shut Up George Grande
Stop calling him coco thats not his name.And I just heard prince albert again so Its gonna be a long night.Cant we fire this guy to.No talent at all
by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT 0 recs
i blame edwin
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT
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Send him to AAA.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on
Apr 29, 2008 8:30 PM EDT
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so i was in my car parking
Griffey just struck out and the runners advanced. Ten seconds later I turn on the tv and its a commercial. I wondered if the pitcher got hurt. Keppinger can apparently hit like mays but he runs like shit
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT 0 recs
This is trouble.
He should have just grooved one to Kennedy. Worst it could be would be a double.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT 0 recs
Let's see what the Cards can do with 2 on and no out
I’m betting double steal on a 3-2 count and then a base running double play
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT 0 recs
Forgot the strikeout of the #3 hitter.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on
Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT
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I think Griff was told to swing through on the double steal
unless I’m mistaken, he swung weakly at ball 4
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
by Man Mountain on
Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT
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i hate overreactive crowds...
no not every flyball is a homerun.
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT 0 recs
But nearly every home run is a fly ball.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on
Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT
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Cmon Johnny Q...
Serve up a nice 6-4-3 groundball.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 29, 2008 8:33 PM EDT 0 recs
bako how did that go through your legs?
where is ross?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT 0 recs
what the heck happened
on the fielder’s choice double play?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT 0 recs
uuuh what happened???
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT 0 recs
Ouch
Johnny looks like he talked to Chris Welsh on how to pitch
by budmarcum on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT 0 recs
Anyone else wonder...
Why Ankiel took basically no heat for being caught red-handed with a needle in his ass?
by bparsonst on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT 0 recs
if this keeps up
I’m going to have to turn the game off and beat some hookers to death in GTA IV
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT 1 recs
try the reply button
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on
Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT
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Ugh.
I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT 0 recs





