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Game 27: Reds at Cardinals (Part II)

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Chris Duncan has a big hairy spotty face.

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yeah george...

that era was called the “steriod era”

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

oh

first!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Phillips looked out of sorts on that at bat

what was he flailing at?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

no cure

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And Dunn does the same

maybe they put a different Wellemeyer on the mound for that inning?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

well, he's got a single and a walk

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

But he wasn't trying to get those.

(Except for the walk, which was soft.)

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Need more runs...

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT   0 recs

nah

Bronson and his curveball are together again.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

dont worry

Coffey got sent down and Weathers is hurt… its gonna be real hard for fistbands to mismanage the bullpen tonight

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I like the way you're thinking.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It won't be the bullpen he mismanages....

when he leaves Bronson out there for 140 pitches

by bengalred on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hmm.

Judging by the way he’s treated Cueto and Volquez, he may have learned a thing or two from his prior experience.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Screw the play by play George

Get that sponsorship in.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT   0 recs

oh goody

the cardinals are first pitch swinging.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT   0 recs

Rick Ankiel

Looks like the dude the bug kills and takes the body of in Men In Black.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:43 PM EDT   0 recs

d'oh

Ankiel is HuGe tHere.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Edwin

submarines the ball. Edwin, you’ve got a good arm. Trust it.

by Brian B on Apr 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah, he kinda panicked there

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Marty is on fire.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:45 PM EDT   0 recs

literally?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Like Patterson

He’s a burner.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

uh oh

Elaborate please.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I tuned in mid-rant.

He’s now comparing Arroyo to Zito. “Might have to put him in the pen.”

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The only thing I caught RE: Edwin was...

“He’s GOT to have the presence of mind..”

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He blew up on EdE

about knowing who’s running, setting your feet, and throwing to first

by xjjeep90 on Apr 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that seems fair

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

then he gave him credit for

taking grounders pre-game.

by xjjeep90 on Apr 28, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's true

though I’ve never considered Pujols to be slow, EdE had plenty of time to stabilize.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's slow like Dunn, I think.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I didn't hear the entire rant but I can say that I don't think I've ever heard Marty at quite that feverpitch before.

Spontaneous pre-meditated hate.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

did he have notes about what he was going to say when it was time to be pissed off?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Duncan's bat breaks a lot

methinks he’s cheating somehow.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Just looked up and Arroyo's already at 92 pitches.

Dusty may have to pull some of that old pitcher-handling magic out of his hat to get Arroyo through the sixth.

by bengalred on Apr 28, 2008 9:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Edwin should hit one out here

And shut Marty up.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

yer late

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's weird

Paul never watches a second inning at home?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't get it.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you should

Folger’s has crystals

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Why did we decide to stop working the count against this scrub?

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

because the Reds are 11-1 when they've had the lead at any point in the game this year

this one’s over. :)

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

according to fangraphs

we have a 74% chance of winning.

by xjjeep90 on Apr 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

According to the number I just posted

we’ve got a 92% chance. I’ll take my number.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

When we decided to let them back into the game

but before deciding to give up another 9th inning 8 run homer to Poo-holes to let the Cardinals win.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Apr 28, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

May 2, 2005?

or was it May 20, 2005? or maybe May 25, 2005?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

but Pujols didnt hit the game winner

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

how dare you speak that date on this site

now Householder is going to have to go back into therapy.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm still in therapy

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

so is danny graves

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That was under 10 pitches for Wellenmeyer

seriously, that had to be a game plan for ALL those guys to be hacking.

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Trying to coax TLR into leaving him in?

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's crafty

let the bottom of the order convince TLR to leave him in. And then have the top of the order come out and make him wish he hadn’t. FVA, you must be living in dustyland.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So much for that plan...

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No predictions for me tonight.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Now tHom is preparing Reds fans for Votto to be in LF next season.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Why...

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It was shortstop's idea.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's strange

an edwin/votto platoon perhaps?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I say a Votto/Bruce/Ede/Dunn platoon

that would be the most dominant lineup spot in history of baseball.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ideal

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

tHom's like a chess player with his words.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And a Candyland player with his giggles

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

comment of the season

rec’d

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugh. The Reds are going to lose this game

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

I don't like your negativity

Do you need to go to time out?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

More like Affeldt WARNING hahahah

haha…. ugh im dead inside.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BA: 105 pitches

Mercker’s warming up also.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

COMMON BLUE

where was THAT pitch? That was strike 3!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT   0 recs

and it comes back to haunt again

FRICK!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

DAMNIT

What was wrong with that pitch?????

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT   0 recs

Crud.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT   0 recs

BA got jobbed

again

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT   0 recs