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Game 27: Reds at Cardinals (Part II)

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Chris Duncan has a big hairy spotty face.

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yeah george...

that era was called the “steriod era”

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh

first!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phillips looked out of sorts on that at bat

what was he flailing at?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no cure

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Dunn does the same

maybe they put a different Wellemeyer on the mound for that inning?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, he's got a single and a walk

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he wasn't trying to get those.

(Except for the walk, which was soft.)

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Need more runs...

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

Bronson and his curveball are together again.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dont worry

Coffey got sent down and Weathers is hurt… its gonna be real hard for fistbands to mismanage the bullpen tonight

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the way you're thinking.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It won't be the bullpen he mismanages....

when he leaves Bronson out there for 140 pitches

by bengalred on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm.

Judging by the way he’s treated Cueto and Volquez, he may have learned a thing or two from his prior experience.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw the play by play George

Get that sponsorship in.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh goody

the cardinals are first pitch swinging.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rick Ankiel

Looks like the dude the bug kills and takes the body of in Men In Black.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

d'oh

Ankiel is HuGe tHere.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Edwin

submarines the ball. Edwin, you’ve got a good arm. Trust it.

by Brian B on Apr 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, he kinda panicked there

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marty is on fire.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

literally?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like Patterson

He’s a burner.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh oh

Elaborate please.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tuned in mid-rant.

He’s now comparing Arroyo to Zito. “Might have to put him in the pen.”

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The only thing I caught RE: Edwin was...

“He’s GOT to have the presence of mind..”

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He blew up on EdE

about knowing who’s running, setting your feet, and throwing to first

by xjjeep90 on Apr 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that seems fair

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's true

though I’ve never considered Pujols to be slow, EdE had plenty of time to stabilize.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't hear the entire rant but I can say that I don't think I've ever heard Marty at quite that feverpitch before.

Spontaneous pre-meditated hate.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did he have notes about what he was going to say when it was time to be pissed off?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duncan's bat breaks a lot

methinks he’s cheating somehow.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just looked up and Arroyo's already at 92 pitches.

Dusty may have to pull some of that old pitcher-handling magic out of his hat to get Arroyo through the sixth.

by bengalred on Apr 28, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Edwin should hit one out here

And shut Marty up.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yer late

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's weird

Paul never watches a second inning at home?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't get it.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you should

Folger’s has crystals

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why did we decide to stop working the count against this scrub?

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because the Reds are 11-1 when they've had the lead at any point in the game this year

this one’s over. :)

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

according to fangraphs

we have a 74% chance of winning.

by xjjeep90 on Apr 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to the number I just posted

we’ve got a 92% chance. I’ll take my number.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When we decided to let them back into the game

but before deciding to give up another 9th inning 8 run homer to Poo-holes to let the Cardinals win.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Apr 28, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

May 2, 2005?

or was it May 20, 2005? or maybe May 25, 2005?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but Pujols didnt hit the game winner

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how dare you speak that date on this site

now Householder is going to have to go back into therapy.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm still in therapy

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so is danny graves

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was under 10 pitches for Wellenmeyer

seriously, that had to be a game plan for ALL those guys to be hacking.

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Trying to coax TLR into leaving him in?

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's crafty

let the bottom of the order convince TLR to leave him in. And then have the top of the order come out and make him wish he hadn’t. FVA, you must be living in dustyland.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now tHom is preparing Reds fans for Votto to be in LF next season.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why...

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's strange

an edwin/votto platoon perhaps?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I say a Votto/Bruce/Ede/Dunn platoon

that would be the most dominant lineup spot in history of baseball.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ideal

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tHom's like a chess player with his words.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a Candyland player with his giggles

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

comment of the season

rec’d

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh. The Reds are going to lose this game

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't like your negativity

Do you need to go to time out?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More like Affeldt WARNING hahahah

haha…. ugh im dead inside.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA: 105 pitches

Mercker’s warming up also.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON BLUE

where was THAT pitch? That was strike 3!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and it comes back to haunt again

FRICK!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMNIT

What was wrong with that pitch?????

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crud.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA got jobbed

again

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course bronson shoulda gotten the K

but they get a hit

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Common Bronson

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There we go.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice pitch

big K

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellent

leaves with the lead. How about tacking a few more on, O.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big K

Well done Brandon

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

90 mph fastball

good outing for bronson should only be 2 ER

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

should only be one

he had a strikeout on Glaus that wasn’t called when the bases were loaded in the 3rd(?)

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tacoooo Filllllliiiinngggggg!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am reborn

All right, let’s win this, Moriarty!!

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time out did you good

if they see more than 15 pitches this inning, they will score a run.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there's one pitch, one out.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

two pitches, one out, one hit

Keppinger can just flat out hit.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is how i lost my car

Doh

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

five pitches, one out, two hits.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nine pitches, one out, two hits, intentional walk

bases loaded. Common Dunner!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13 pitches, one out, two hits, intentional walk, BP gets hit by the hit

still no runs, two outs.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get ready to pay up

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit

16 pitches, no runs. But they should have.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah baby

Im the man

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

way to root against the Reds

flagged

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright four free ones

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 pitches, crapgame

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ill take that bet

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wonder how many of kepps hits

are ground ball hits

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

19 coming into tonight.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was fast!

how many hits total?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can look that up yourself

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cowboy talking about bunting again

And gets it shoved up his ass again. I love these Reds.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nuts

Nothing upsets me more than fans who whine about the ref, but what is going on here? Twice in key situations Bronson had the guy struck out and didn’t get the call. I want an investigation.

by Mutaman on Apr 28, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woof!!!!!

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ducks on the pond.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Soft walk to Dunn.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i sure miss michael

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

phillips?

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for Dunn to make some Larussa cry

Please

On page 244 of the new fall catalog, you'll see the new power sweater, made especially for baseball General Managers and not Cosby show conventions attendees.

by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the love of...

Dunn needs to make them pay for that.

by Gray on Apr 28, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thom as Dunn comes to plate: "You're paying this guy a lot of money."

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crud.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Son....

of a BITCH.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if anyone's talking to BP after this game?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats racist!

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What the hell does tht mean

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i try to get lol cats in anyway i can

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and they are usually stupid and irrelevant

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

words hurt you know...

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not as much as LOLcats

every time you post one of those, I die a little bit inside

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My friend said she met the guy who made canihazcheezeburger.com

and apparently hes really hot, i never thought something like that would get you girls but shows you what i know

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I met a girl who claimed to be one of the 2 girls 1 cup

She wasn’t, but it begged the question, “Which is more degrading? Performing the most famous disgusting act on the internet or pretending to have done that to get attention?”

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 28, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaaaaaaaa

theres no way you said that

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and pretty widely recognized by all as annoying

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What happened

gameday isn’t that descriptive.

On page 244 of the new fall catalog, you'll see the new power sweater, made especially for baseball General Managers and not Cosby show conventions attendees.

by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn hit a hard ground ball with the bases loaded

and it hit Phillips while he tried to run to 2nd. Probably could have been 2 runs, but it ended up being zero runs.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok

So would of it gone through the hole and was phillips even paying attention.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It happened so quickly

I’m not sure if he had a chance, though there is a reason that kind of stuff doesn’t happen much.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not sure you can blame anyone

it was just shitty luck

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marty blamed BP.

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn hit phillips on a line drive

which means that phillips is out and dunn occupies first and it is a hit with a put-out to the first baseman

by xjjeep90 on Apr 28, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see above

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Music theme tomorrow night:

Canadian musicians? You know, in honour of Votto.

by Gray on Apr 28, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crotch rock

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does Dan Akroyd count?

cause who else is there?

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by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bryan Adams?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ohhhh

Alanis Morissette?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No.

Gabe Kapler.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know how to paint a banana gourd to look like a Power Ranger.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good move by Dusty.

Bronson looked good and got his confidence back. Don’t let him lose it.

by Mutaman on Apr 28, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play by CPat

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GODDAMN STRIKE 3 AGAIN

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

Seriously he is making a lot of bonehead plays this season and last year.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate

Rick Ankiel.

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

by beasleymachine on Apr 28, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait a sec...

where you been?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF was Pujols swing at?

dumbass

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I take back my HOF argument for him

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give Dunn some credit there

he got to that ball quickly.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he was positioned well for Glaus

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

after I saw the replay I noticed he didn’t have far to go. But off the bat I assumed that was a double, or at least a 1st to 3rd for Duncan.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quick Bats update

Tied 2-2 going into the 10th. Dickerson tied it up in the 9th with an RBI single. Danny Ray Herrera pitching now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has Jay Bruce homered yet?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't start, 0-1 with a pinch hit out

Freakin’ bum.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 innings of 2-hit, shutout baseball

Unusual night for McJeffsky.

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by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ummm...

Is Jared Burton starting to suck?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it has to be the glove

didnt he have a tan glove last year?

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's not been that great this year

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

never heard much about it

hows pattersons arm?

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which one?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its black and has five fingers on it

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And it's picking Castellini's pocket

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EdE!!!

Hell muthaf’ing YES!!!

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EE! Love it.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

that was incredible. UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVALBLE!

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What do you think?

Will that play be hyped all week like David Wright’s was, you know, considering the game situation?

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

I take it EdE had an error and now is making highlight reels on cue? Good

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just in case you werent aware

that saved at least one run

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by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I meant

Error earlier and now an awesome play.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did he get an error previously?

I thought they gave Pujols a hit.

And he did have an RBI double earlier.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

E5

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think George misspoke earlier

that’s what confused me. I swear he said it was a single. Thanks.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FWIW..

Thom said they jsut changed the scoring decision.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whooaaa

I wasn’t piling on just seems everygame he makes an error, he seems to do something magical later in the game.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's an enigma

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EEnigma

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOOD GOD

let’s fucking golf

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Move his ass to left field! Pronto!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That may be the defensive play of the year so far for the Reds

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't think of anything close.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can anyone describe this for we who are watching via Gameday/Gamecast?

All I got was “Y. Molina grounded into fielder’s choice, T. Glaus out at second .”

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He laid out and snagged a hard ground ball to his left

threw from his knees to get Glaus at 2nd

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tanks.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HARD shot

in the hole between SS & 3B. EdE stopped it somehow and fired a laser to second for the final out.

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gracias.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fully diving to his left

I mean parallel. strike to second from his knees

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Domo.

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by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks even better on replay

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was exciting to watch it live

and beautiful to watch in the replay

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FSN Midwest haven't shown it again

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's almost like they don't like the outcome

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

idk

it was good but phillips has made some really good plays

"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols

by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure, but have they been as crucial as that play

I’m not so sure.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, BP had that catch on the line drive

a few days ago that was incredible, but given the situation. That was the most important defensive play of the year. And an incredible athletic play given how hard the ball was hit and how far to his left it was.

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

common GD!

Give me a video of EdE!

by Gray on Apr 28, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joey Votto lead-off walk.

COMMON!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shitty bunt

GET HIM OUT OF THE GAME!!

Right Cowboy?

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bunting practice tomorrow

Noon sharp for the Reds

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah, do you really think it will make a difference?

maybe they could teach them the swinging bunt? The regular bunt isn’t getting it done.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

John Cangelosi(sp?)

School of bunting…

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Noon sharp

that sounds like something i say to myself on a daily basis.

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by The Crushinator on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That Jeep commercial song

is going to get stuck in my head. Someone at FSN must pay.

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHY THE FUCK IS BAKO STEALING??????

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Missed sign

HAD to be.

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, I expect as much

but Dusty needs to stop putting on plays that are putting this team out of innings.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm

please tell me it was a hit and run.. Or does having Ryan Freel anywhere near you cause you to do crazy stuff on the basepaths.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cowboy says

He saw Bako mouth the words “I missed the sign” as he came off the field. Make what you want of that.

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

has the floping in soccer make anybody else mad?

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Send Marty an email.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do they eat a lot of marshmallows in soccer?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

But Marty would love send some Reds to one.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does this look infected to you?

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here, taste this.

Does it taste like it has spoiled?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe "diving" is the preferred nomenclature, dude

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

J-Feldt

IN

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big sitch for Affeldt

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tony LaRussa is the Eli Whitney of baseball

he has interchangeable parts

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rec 'im

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is J-Feldt

our new setup man?

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm down with it

if he keeps pitch like he has, put him in there.

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like that

burton-affeldt-cordero

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 28, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks better than weathers did

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by Man Mountain on Apr 28, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On Yahoo

Jeremy Affeldt and Aaron Myles have the same shit-eatin’ grin in their photos. They look like brothers.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quick inning

nice. How about a few runs?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is embarrassing

They’re practically fellating Affeldt on FSN.

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by jch24 on Apr 28, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't tell Keppinger

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NL Central

Brewers and Cubs start a series tomorrow.

Pirates and Mets rained out.

Dan Haren no-hitting the Astros in the 5th.

Cardinals losing late!

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about the Reds

what are they doing?

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're doing a little thing I like to call a "winning str...

Uh. I’ll keep my mouth shut for another ten minutes.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 28, 2008 10:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice inning by Affeldt

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by BK on Apr 28, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good moves

You know Sweaterpants made some nice moves this past year so far.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if he's got an outside shot at at Executive of the Year

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by Slyde on Apr 28, 2008 10:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

I just am saying I like some of the moves he made before being let go.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 28, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Need the Mike Stanton of game threads.

(Re-thread)...

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 28, 2008 10:45 PM EDT