Game 26 Thread: Baked Zito
by Rick House on Apr 27, 2008 5:05 PM EDT
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who's hamilton?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
call me Aaron Burr because I'm throwing down Hamiltons
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
aaarrrrrrronnnn buurrrrerrrr
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Jay Bruce's middle name or something?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
The Wagon just killed somebody
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Giant killer
7 in one blow
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
dude, we are injury machines
mowing down the competition
Don't talk about mowing... I had two yards yesterday as well as mulching the whole day...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
is the vidoe online yet?
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
... nooooooo... huh? methinks i missed something?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
show us on the doll where Man Mountain touched you
was it good touch or bad touch?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ummm...
This isn’t looking good.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I kind of like that he hit Aaron Rowand
I don’t like that dude for some reason
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
that keppinger can flat-out field
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
that keppinger can flat-outmake french toast
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that keepinger can flat-out wear his socks
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
We’d all be dead if we’re drinking for both of them…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
finally a drinking game too intense for even red reporter
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a challenge.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
we need to be more aggressive
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I swig at every first pitch
I’m pretty aggressive after the 3rd inning.
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
got a little captain in ya?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
FSN Trivia
The three Giants who had 140+ RBI in a season?
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
i go with bonds mays and ketn
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ott, mays, cepeda
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
I had to look it up. I guess I’m surprised that Bonds never got 140 RBI.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
He's selfish
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
He had 137 in 2001
with 73 HRs. Damn, he’s VERY selfish.
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
he just wasn't that good
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that keppinger can flat out walk
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
he's just a ballplayer
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That keppinger can flat out flatten stuff out
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
that keppinger can flat out get left of base
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
that keppinger can flat out get talked about on red reporter
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
effin' a cotton
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy Cow Slyde, I told you phillips sucks
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
I should have listened to you.
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
it's understandable
you were fooled by the smile
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
chris thinks phillips should get an error because of the way he wears his sunglasses
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
Crish Welsh
Former major leaguer, burger pitchman, man about town, and now official scorer.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
you forgot about him being a professional mustache ride giver
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
amatuer
he does it for the love of the game
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhh...
my bad
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
bunt in the air
Did the giants and Reds trade uniforms
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
whoever gets javy's is gonna look ridiculous
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Giants broadcasting team discussing
how much ass Votto pulls in Cincy. They figured a lot.
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
eh?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
less than steve nash, more than larry walker
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
those cincinnati girls love them some steve nash
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
he was the most famous canadian I could come up with
and of course they do hes adorable. I could have gone with Jason Bay but fuck him
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
steve nash's best move is that he tells the ladies he's james blunt
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It impressed Nelly Furtado
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
I refuse to believe it's more than Bronson gets
Especially for a commercial actor.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
what lady could turn down JTM?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
basically any lady
except for certain parts of sub-saharan Africa
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
that's climatist
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
They're together again
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
what?
Zito gone in only three innings?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
an 8 spot will do that
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
in golf we call that a 'snowman'
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
So will herpes
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Rick Pitino had herpes
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
or sam swope's daughter
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard he got it from Caracter
that’s why there is the love/hate relationship between the two
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
im not sure why dusty insists on playing volquez
that guy cant hit a lick
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
thumbs...up their asses
thumbs up their asses
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
youre not rocking the correct avatar anymore
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I'm still celebrating 80s week!
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
early cy young candidate
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
so the Giants have Zito until 2013
with an option for 2014. That hurts.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
no
the option’s smart because it gives them the opportunity to say “No thanks, we really don’t want you, even though we said we might at the time.”
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
they can just have him killed
That sounds like a good episode of law & order
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
criminal intent
he’s high profile
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
make it kinky and put it on SVU
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean the fact that they have him until 2013 no matter what
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
hey, im trying to trade for dustin mcgowan in the beer league
let’s work together
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
send me a proposal
sorry i haven’t been at Yahoo fantasy sports for a few days.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
sent
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
now all i have to do is walk madville through the trade-accepting process
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
i will look into the matter tonight i promise
but i have some studying that isn’t getting down with me at redreporter, but i will get back to you.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Barry Zito didn't top 85 today
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
kinda like when Paul Wilsno was topping out at 85 with no command
but was completely healthy. I looked through gameday, and I think the hardest he threw was 84. Unless your name is Greg Maddux, or you throw a knuckleball that won’t cut it.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Has the trade
Jr and Dunn smack talk started yet? It must be their fault since they aren’t in the line up
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
and while you're at it
move edwin to left field!
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Hey slyde bp has his home run swing going now
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't realize San Fransisco was in America
maybe because they are just more socially concsious and care about their city. I couldve sworn it was somewhere in Europe
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
you sir are a terrorist
if you can’t handle the freedom America gives you why don’t you move to Afghanistan or Iran or one of the places that ain’t america but has a dessert and people wear towels on there head.
GO BUY A RED TRUCK, STFU, AND BECOME A REAL GODDAMN AMAERICAN like Nixon, and Jo McCarhty
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
and they dress their women like Batman
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
Considering the hordes of heroin users populating their city parks
I thought it was in Europe too
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
George was wrong again
10
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That's 10.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He lures you in with his "Boy Howdy" smile
and the next thing you know your trash cans are empty and your dog is pregnant.
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
anyone here have knowledge about downloading and burning iso files?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
hold on i'm calling you
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Mount up!
Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!
Giants color guy just said "shit" on air
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
volquez is tied with lincecum
for second in the league in ERA
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
of course,
hamilton leads the majors in RBIs
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
good trade
or greatest trade?
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
actually stephen
great trade or greatest trade?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang still leads in Ks, although this moves Edinson up to 5th
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
cueto was tied with harang earlier in the week, so i imagine he's pretty far up there too
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, Harang is 6 ahead of him
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that's it
i’ve about given up on johnny cueto
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Bengals get their UC guy.
OLB Angelo Craig, in the 7th round, and then got WR Mario Urrutia from UL with their last pick.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
oh god
what a wasted last pick!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
you know what?
Volquez is good. i like him. im happy.
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 27, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
question for marty
why should I give Fistbands and Dickpole credit for giving Coffey all these opportunities?
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
I don't see why Coco's smiling
Shouldn’t he be warming up? Coffey’s only up 8.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
coffee shoved it up your asses!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
that's what robin quivers does
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
BP - rally killer
He ought to be on the bench with Donkey and Jr.
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
stat padder
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
you know, fred lewis is a solid player
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
you know, shari lewis is a solid ventriliquist
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
total gamer
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
free wings two games in a row!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
hey slyde
marty is talking up your Erardi article from today
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
ooh, what did he talk about?
anything I said?
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
he talked about
how interesting and enlightening it was… gave a big endorsement
but i don’t think he realized that actual statistics went into producing the statistics… i think he thought it was magic or something
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
that's cool
I think that’s what Erardi was trying to do. I think he wants this to be a weekly thing. Hopefully the Enquirer will let him do it. The only way to bust myths is to, you know, address them.
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Ray Durham is the only current Giants player
to have also played for the San Francisco Seals
Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
Omar Vizquel
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
barry zito's taint?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
On to St. Louis
Let’s make them our bitches! It’s Jocketty’s revenge!
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
if we can only keep Griffey and Jr. out of the lineup without having to listen to them whine
Somebody get an XBox in the dugout!
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Dunn and Griffey
whatevs.
You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
hudson is so good that's he's the only jr. on this team now
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Although I missed most of the game the recap is:
Edison ‘Live Long and Prosper’ vulcanez – awsome
Giants suck
Dustbag’s line – REALLY REALLY REALLY lucky
Giants line up sucks
BP – should have been benched
Coffee – if only he could pitch
sMarty and clownboy – relatively entertaining
Barry Zito – Reds Star of the Game
THis win was closer than you think
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
I was all ready to cut sMarty and CB some slack
until they began waxing eloquent about how Jerry Jr. and Farney ‘bat the right way’....Its nice that Jerry Jr. is having this hot streak but Christ on a hubcap sMarty.
"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica
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