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Game 26 Thread: Baked Zito

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Even superstitious Reds fans know we've already won this game. 8-0 Legs.

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Hamilton went 3-4 today with another HR

Jake Peavy's Testimony

by shortstopv2 on Apr 27, 2008 5:07 PM EDT   0 recs

who's hamilton?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

aaarrrrrrronnnn buurrrrerrrr

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is that Jay Bruce's middle name or something?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The Wagon just killed somebody

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:09 PM EDT   0 recs

Giant killer

7 in one blow

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

dude, we are injury machines

mowing down the competition

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 5:09 PM EDT   0 recs

is the vidoe online yet?

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

... nooooooo... huh? methinks i missed something?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

... I'm gonna walk away now...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and when i say walk, i mean sprint

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ummm...

This isn’t looking good.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 5:13 PM EDT   0 recs

Okay

I’m officially nervous.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:13 PM EDT   0 recs

I kind of like that he hit Aaron Rowand

I don’t like that dude for some reason

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT   0 recs

That's Racist!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Whew

Nice dig by Votto

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT   0 recs

that keppinger can flat-out field

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT   0 recs

that keppinger can flat-outmake french toast

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that keepinger can flat-out wear his socks

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Cris Welsh

Just said Harriston. Drink or no?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:17 PM EDT   0 recs

I don't think so.

We’d all be dead if we’re drinking for both of them…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

finally a drinking game too intense for even red reporter

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That sounds like a challenge.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

we need to be more aggressive

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I swig at every first pitch

I’m pretty aggressive after the 3rd inning.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

got a little captain in ya?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FSN Trivia

The three Giants who had 140+ RBI in a season?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT   0 recs

i go with bonds mays and ketn

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ott, mays, cepeda

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep

I had to look it up. I guess I’m surprised that Bonds never got 140 RBI.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's selfish

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He had 137 in 2001

with 73 HRs. Damn, he’s VERY selfish.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he just wasn't that good

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that keppinger can flat out walk

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT   0 recs

he's just a ballplayer

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That keppinger can flat out flatten stuff out

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that keppinger can flat out get left of base

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT   0 recs

that keppinger can flat out get talked about on red reporter

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

effin' a cotton

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well shit

Sun /wind?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT   0 recs

Holy Cow Slyde, I told you phillips sucks

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT   0 recs

I should have listened to you.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

it's understandable

you were fooled by the smile

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

chris thinks phillips should get an error because of the way he wears his sunglasses

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:25 PM EDT   0 recs

Crish Welsh

Former major leaguer, burger pitchman, man about town, and now official scorer.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT   0 recs

you forgot about him being a professional mustache ride giver

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

amatuer

he does it for the love of the game

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ahhhhh...

my bad

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

bunt in the air

Did the giants and Reds trade uniforms

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:28 PM EDT   0 recs

whoever gets javy's is gonna look ridiculous

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Giants broadcasting team discussing

how much ass Votto pulls in Cincy. They figured a lot.

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:29 PM EDT   0 recs

eh?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

those cincinnati girls love them some steve nash

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he was the most famous canadian I could come up with

and of course they do hes adorable. I could have gone with Jason Bay but fuck him

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

steve nash's best move is that he tells the ladies he's james blunt

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It impressed Nelly Furtado

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 28, 2008 12:06 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I refuse to believe it's more than Bronson gets

Especially for a commercial actor.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what lady could turn down JTM?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

basically any lady

except for certain parts of sub-saharan Africa

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's climatist

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

They're together again

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what?

Zito gone in only three innings?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 5:41 PM EDT   0 recs

an 8 spot will do that

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

in golf we call that a 'snowman'

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So will herpes

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Rick Pitino had herpes

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He got it

from Adolph Rupp and Joe B. Hall.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

or sam swope's daughter

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I heard he got it from Caracter

that’s why there is the love/hate relationship between the two

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im not sure why dusty insists on playing volquez

that guy cant hit a lick

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:48 PM EDT   0 recs

thumbs...up their asses

thumbs up their asses

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

youre not rocking the correct avatar anymore

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm still celebrating 80s week!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Webgem, EdE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:55 PM EDT   0 recs

early cy young candidate

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:58 PM EDT   0 recs