Game 26 Thread: Baked Zito

by Rick House on Apr 27, 2008 5:05 PM EDT in Game Threads Comment 163 comments

Even superstitious Reds fans know we've already won this game. 8-0 Legs.

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in other news

Hamilton went 3-4 today with another HR

Jake Peavy's Testimony

by shortstopv2 on Apr 27, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

who's hamilton?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

alexander?

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

call me Aaron Burr because I'm throwing down Hamiltons

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aaarrrrrrronnnn buurrrrerrrr

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that Jay Bruce's middle name or something?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Wagon just killed somebody

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Giant killer

7 in one blow

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude, we are injury machines

mowing down the competition

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't talk about mowing... I had two yards yesterday as well as mulching the whole day...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

is the vidoe online yet?

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

... nooooooo... huh? methinks i missed something?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

show us on the doll where Man Mountain touched you

was it good touch or bad touch?

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

... I'm gonna walk away now...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and when i say walk, i mean sprint

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ummm...

This isn’t looking good.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay

I’m officially nervous.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I kind of like that he hit Aaron Rowand

I don’t like that dude for some reason

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's Racist!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whew

Nice dig by Votto

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that keppinger can flat-out field

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that keppinger can flat-outmake french toast

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that keepinger can flat-out wear his socks

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

great play by votto on the other end

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cris Welsh

Just said Harriston. Drink or no?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think so.

We’d all be dead if we’re drinking for both of them…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

finally a drinking game too intense for even red reporter

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That sounds like a challenge.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

we need to be more aggressive

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I swig at every first pitch

I’m pretty aggressive after the 3rd inning.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

got a little captain in ya?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FSN Trivia

The three Giants who had 140+ RBI in a season?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i go with bonds mays and ketn

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ott, mays, cepeda

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

I had to look it up. I guess I’m surprised that Bonds never got 140 RBI.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's selfish

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He had 137 in 2001

with 73 HRs. Damn, he’s VERY selfish.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he just wasn't that good

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that keppinger can flat out walk

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

he's just a ballplayer

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That keppinger can flat out flatten stuff out

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that keppinger can flat out get left of base

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that keppinger can flat out get talked about on red reporter

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

effin' a cotton

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well shit

Sun /wind?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Holy Cow Slyde, I told you phillips sucks

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I should have listened to you.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's understandable

you were fooled by the smile

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

chris thinks phillips should get an error because of the way he wears his sunglasses

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

those kids and their rap music

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crish Welsh

Former major leaguer, burger pitchman, man about town, and now official scorer.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you forgot about him being a professional mustache ride giver

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

amatuer

he does it for the love of the game

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ahhhhh...

my bad

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bunt in the air

Did the giants and Reds trade uniforms

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

whoever gets javy's is gonna look ridiculous

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Giants broadcasting team discussing

how much ass Votto pulls in Cincy. They figured a lot.

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

eh?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

less than steve nash, more than larry walker

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

those cincinnati girls love them some steve nash

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he was the most famous canadian I could come up with

and of course they do hes adorable. I could have gone with Jason Bay but fuck him

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

steve nash's best move is that he tells the ladies he's james blunt

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It impressed Nelly Furtado

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 28, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I refuse to believe it's more than Bronson gets

Especially for a commercial actor.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what lady could turn down JTM?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

basically any lady

except for certain parts of sub-saharan Africa

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's climatist

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're together again

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what?

Zito gone in only three innings?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

an 8 spot will do that

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

in golf we call that a 'snowman'

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So will herpes

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rick Pitino had herpes

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He got it

from Adolph Rupp and Joe B. Hall.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

or sam swope's daughter

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I heard he got it from Caracter

that’s why there is the love/hate relationship between the two

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

im not sure why dusty insists on playing volquez

that guy cant hit a lick

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

thumbs...up their asses

thumbs up their asses

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

youre not rocking the correct avatar anymore

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm still celebrating 80s week!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Webgem, EdE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

early cy young candidate

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

so the Giants have Zito until 2013

with an option for 2014. That hurts.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

no

the option’s smart because it gives them the opportunity to say “No thanks, we really don’t want you, even though we said we might at the time.”

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

they can just have him killed

That sounds like a good episode of law & order

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

criminal intent

he’s high profile

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

make it kinky and put it on SVU

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i mean the fact that they have him until 2013 no matter what

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hey, im trying to trade for dustin mcgowan in the beer league

let’s work together

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

send me a proposal

sorry i haven’t been at Yahoo fantasy sports for a few days.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sent

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

now all i have to do is walk madville through the trade-accepting process

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i will look into the matter tonight i promise

but i have some studying that isn’t getting down with me at redreporter, but i will get back to you.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

k

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

who are these guys and what have they done with the Reds?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Barry Zito didn't top 85 today

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he has to be hurt

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

kinda like when Paul Wilsno was topping out at 85 with no command

but was completely healthy. I looked through gameday, and I think the hardest he threw was 84. Unless your name is Greg Maddux, or you throw a knuckleball that won’t cut it.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Has the trade

Jr and Dunn smack talk started yet? It must be their fault since they aren’t in the line up

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and while you're at it

move edwin to left field!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 27, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BP

that was smoked

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey slyde bp has his home run swing going now

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I didn't realize San Fransisco was in America

maybe because they are just more socially concsious and care about their city. I couldve sworn it was somewhere in Europe

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you sir are a terrorist

if you can’t handle the freedom America gives you why don’t you move to Afghanistan or Iran or one of the places that ain’t america but has a dessert and people wear towels on there head.

GO BUY A RED TRUCK, STFU, AND BECOME A REAL GODDAMN AMAERICAN like Nixon, and Jo McCarhty

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and they dress their women like Batman

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 28, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Considering the hordes of heroin users populating their city parks

I thought it was in Europe too

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

VolKKKKKKKKKswagen

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

9 k's woo hoo

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

George was wrong again

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

VolKKKKKKKKKKswagen

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's 10.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's what I get for listening to Grande

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't feel bad

I got burned by the old man earlier.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He lures you in with his "Boy Howdy" smile

and the next thing you know your trash cans are empty and your dog is pregnant.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

anyone here have knowledge about downloading and burning iso files?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes

Yes I do.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hold on i'm calling you

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mount up!

Goddammit Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least number two!

by Red Menace on Apr 28, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh crap we're at Defcoffey 5

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Giants color guy just said "shit" on air

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

volquez is tied with lincecum

for second in the league in ERA

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

of course,

hamilton leads the majors in RBIs

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

so, Good trade?

or too early to tell?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

looks like it was

reds sure needed pitching

by cokane on Apr 27, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

good trade

or greatest trade?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

actually stephen

great trade or greatest trade?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 27, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Harang still leads in Ks, although this moves Edinson up to 5th

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

cueto was tied with harang earlier in the week, so i imagine he's pretty far up there too

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep, Harang is 6 ahead of him

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's it

i’ve about given up on johnny cueto

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

crap

c’mon Todd.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bengals get their UC guy.

OLB Angelo Craig, in the 7th round, and then got WR Mario Urrutia from UL with their last pick.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

oh god

what a wasted last pick!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Urrutia

I always expected better from him for some reason.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you know what?

Volquez is good. i like him. im happy.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 27, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you have got to be kidding me

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 27, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

question for marty

why should I give Fistbands and Dickpole credit for giving Coffey all these opportunities?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 27, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't see why Coco's smiling

Shouldn’t he be warming up? Coffey’s only up 8.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

coffee shoved it up your asses!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that's what robin quivers does

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BP - rally killer

He ought to be on the bench with Donkey and Jr.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 27, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

stat padder

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you know, fred lewis is a solid player

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you know, shari lewis is a solid ventriliquist

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

total gamer

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

free wings two games in a row!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hey slyde

marty is talking up your Erardi article from today

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 27, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ooh, what did he talk about?

anything I said?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he talked about

how interesting and enlightening it was… gave a big endorsement

but i don’t think he realized that actual statistics went into producing the statistics… i think he thought it was magic or something

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 27, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's cool

I think that’s what Erardi was trying to do. I think he wants this to be a weekly thing. Hopefully the Enquirer will let him do it. The only way to bust myths is to, you know, address them.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ray Durham is the only current Giants player

to have also played for the San Francisco Seals

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 6:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Omar Vizquel

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

barry zito's taint?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and This one belongs to the Reds...

wow 2 out of 3!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 27, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

On to St. Louis

Let’s make them our bitches! It’s Jocketty’s revenge!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe the offense will finally start cooking regular like

by cokane on Apr 27, 2008 6:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

if we can only keep Griffey and Jr. out of the lineup without having to listen to them whine

Somebody get an XBox in the dugout!

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Griffey and Jr.?

Griffey’s schizo?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunn and Griffey

whatevs.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hudson is so good that's he's the only jr. on this team now

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well

i have to say, today’s lineup is not a bad idea vs future lefty starters. of course 1 lefty outfielder has to play, so it doesnt have to be exactly the same

by cokane on Apr 27, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Although I missed most of the game the recap is:

Edison ‘Live Long and Prosper’ vulcanez – awsome
Giants suck
Dustbag’s line – REALLY REALLY REALLY lucky
Giants line up sucks
BP – should have been benched
Coffee – if only he could pitch
sMarty and clownboy – relatively entertaining
Barry Zito – Reds Star of the Game
THis win was closer than you think

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 27, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I was all ready to cut sMarty and CB some slack

until they began waxing eloquent about how Jerry Jr. and Farney ‘bat the right way’....Its nice that Jerry Jr. is having this hot streak but Christ on a hubcap sMarty.

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 27, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs