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Game 26 Thread: Reds at Giants

Cincinnati Reds at San Francisco Giants, Apr 27, 2008 4:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ San Francisco Giants

Sunday, Apr 27, 2008, 4:05 PM EDT
AT&T Park

Edinson Volquez vs Barry Zito

 

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Steven Senne/AP (Volquez), Marcio Jose Sanchez/AP (Zito)


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Edinson Volquez 3-0 1.21 1.27 23 13


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Barry Zito 0-5 5.61 1.83 10 12

 I'm not sure what to expect this game.  On the one hand, Zito is a lefty.  On the other hand, he has been quite shitty this year.  I'm concerned that it's a day game after a night game on a travel day.  Hopefully Dusty will put a competitive lineup on the field

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People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's see Volquez do some pwnage...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sunday's Lineup

Today’s lineup

via (sic):

Jerry Hairston RF
Corey Patterson CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Brandon Phillips 2B
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Joey Votto 1B
Ryan Freel LF
Paul Bako C
Edison Volquez P

Notable: First time the CF hasn’t lead off. No Dunn or Junior. EdE and Votto still at the back end of the line-up. Off the top of my head, I’d say this is the worst lineup the Reds have run out all season. I’m predicting 70 runs.

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

its sad

but when i saw this lineup i was consigned to it. “At least Hairston’s in there instead of Hopper,” I said. I hate our offense.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

With Castro gone, that may be the worst lineup possible.

On a side note, the Cavs-Wizards playoff game is being shown on channel 64. Has the NBA fallen so far that their playoff games are the CW?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confused me for a sec...

Around here 64 is Disney… Lebron James got replaced by freakin Mickey Mouse?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freel, Patterson, Hairston.

Three guys who shouldn’t be starting for ANY team are ALL 3 starting for the Reds today.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

im gonna give a pass to jerry hairston for a while

since he’s the hottest hitter in professional baseball. but certainly this time last year, seeing freel-bako-pitcher-hairston-patterson-keppinger would mortify me.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy... Colon...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

why no ross today?

i know bako hit that homer last night, but he also let rich aurilla steal on him.

by shortstopv2 on Apr 27, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

letting that guy steal was definitely worse than the home run was good

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You look at that lineup and your question is "why no ross today?"

BTW, Bako has thrown 7 of 16 runners this year. The way they were running last night, I’m guessing it was Belisle they were stealing on.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it

Thanks Dusty, now I feel fine working out in the yard this afternoon.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out for White Power Bill

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

madville

that trade certainly did not get accepted. maybe you didnt confirm it? Can you try it again?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Janish

Just hit a grand slam for Louisville.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

3 for 3 with 6 RBIs… somebody’s trying to make it on Farmers only…

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

gameday is stuck

what did bruce do?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

n/m

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme guess

He either struck out, popped up, or walked?

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

former

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went down swinging

Maloney is now out of the game. Your hero Tyler Pelland is coming in.

Maloney had a pretty good day today. Struck out nine.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it finally caught up

your boy andy is the only Bat (other than that non-prospect Jay Bruce) not to score in this game. And the Bats have scored in every inning so far

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Phillips

may not have scored, but he’s 2 for 3. And the out he made was a loud one. The announcers thought it was going out.

Bruce is 0 for 3, that slacker. He’s the only who hasn’t been on base and isn’t a pitcher.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce homered

His first hit of the game.

Janish on 2B via a double. Janish is 4 for 4 now.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

i won one of the joey votto bobbleheads. i definitely overpaid for it, but i really wanted one.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Chad Moeller

He was DFA’d by the Yankees on Friday. I don’t think he’s cleared waivers yet.

Today, Posada was a late scratch. He has a shoulder injury that will probably land him on the DL. Can the Yankees un-designate Moeller?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

you guys are complaining about our lineup?

check out there’s. AAAA fodder almost every one.

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go

im becoming very pessimistic about our chances this season, but i think we’re going to kick zito’s ass, putrid lineup or no

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont think the lineup is that bad

it’s just jr and dunn out and both have not been hitting lately. My only big issue is why Patterson is hitting so high in the order

by cokane on Apr 27, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nice PA jerry

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

nice start from the scrubs

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Zito is teh suck

lol?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

understatement of the century

83 mph high heat and curveballs that dont curve

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

they curve with gravity

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one he threw to Kepp

was hilarious. Straight as an arrow. And they owe him $101 million over the next five years????

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look, the game started...

and we have the bases juiced with no outs. Awesome!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

BP.....

ARE YA WITH ME?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Who are these guys, btw?

Suddenly taking pitches?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this team we're playing is terrible

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

I retract my earlier statement. The entire Giants team is teh suck, not just Zito.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

the bats would kill this team

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay...

...how did BP “single on a popup to 2B”?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

In between the 2B and RF

A bloop, no infield fly rule, they dropped it.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

between velez and durham, velez called him off and had no chance

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it ruled an error?

Someone said something about some of these runs being unearned.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just didnt catch it

haha, how the hell did votto just get to second? winn kicks the ball all over the field

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 27, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel bad for giants fans

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

I agree with your earlier post, the Bats would have a chance against these guys.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

umm, 5-0

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

what a lineup

Dusty’s a genius!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

bite your tongue

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you need a slumpbuster

nothing beats playing the giants

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, thats what it is

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

MM is a prophet

Not on pace for 70 runs yet, but I’ll take it.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually... we are.

On pace for 162 runs, technically. 6-0 Reds.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was doing lazy math

*9, not by the number of outs. I drank beer last night, so I’m a little slow today.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoo The Reds are awesome!

i just hope we don’t let todd coffey pitch today

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

paul bako is a beast!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

Bako has two HR and two 3B this year.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

how is no one warming in the pen yet?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Steady Rollin'

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Death by a thousand cuts

This Giants team looks hideous right now. And I want to spread some butter and jam on Zito. Nothing sexual, he’s just toast.

by Red Menace on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

think we can trade for zito?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i think they would be happy if someone took half the contract.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 27, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they'd at least listen...

What about that bum Jay Bruce? I bet we could talk the Giants into making that deal.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

jay bruce for zito?

who else we gonna include?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty

and Chad Johnson.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and future considerations

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Did anyone else just catch Grande call him “Harriston”? I swear that just happened.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

someone needs to tell him it's pronounced hudson

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Zito signing might well be the worst contract ever

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

look at that big loopy thing

my friend kevin burton had the exact same curveball when he learned it in the eighth grade

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

i just wanted to drop in to say

that they were all right. Jr and Dunn are what is wrong with this team. its blatantly obvious now. we need to trade them both for carl crawford and bengie molina.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 27, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

bocock looks pissed

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he's gonna lose to hickary

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They almost did it again

Lucky to catch that one. NOW we’re not on pace for 70 runs, so there. :)

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, ok.

54 is close though…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm... wow.

Serious miscommunication by the Giants infield. Bocock was about to choke a bitch.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is wrong with Zito?

Is he injured or something?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

christ on a hubcap here we are scoring all sorts of runs

and I’m sneaking into my office at work to check the game…Looks like Scrabbles is right trade Dunn and Jr and throw in Bruce and we may go to the WS – we don’t need no Molina, lets get ol’ tooth ache back

"I'm not a gearhead at all" Danica

by Madville on Apr 27, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess Zito wants to get back to the clubhouse

so he can resume singing Jack Johnson songs to coeds.

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish we had a pitcher like that

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

jack johnson is much better than oasis

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

jack johnson is about strumming on his acoustic

and making all of his songs sound the same. Oasis is about getting drunk and then punching your brother on stage.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 27, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you summed it up well..

although jack johnson isn’t opposed to the beer…or the weed

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's the yard?

Have you brought the rebellious hedges into line and ended the weeds’ long reign of terror?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a never ending battle

but the American people don’t care if I’m working on my hedges for the 10 years or the next 100 years. They understand that getting the hedges under control is the most important thing.

You're drowning in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 27, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

George said Harriston again.

Drink.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

No way

I don’t have that much booze handy.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

volKswagon

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

volKKswagon

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sup 'tHan?

Have the Bengals drafted their mandatory UC player yet?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i was just looking over there draft...

it’s depressing. i didn’t notice a uc player though.

The Colts got Jacob Tamme in the fourth round, and that will be an absolute steal for them

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think the Bengals did too terribly.

They got the player they should have gotten yesterday in Sims and got good value for the rest of their picks. Only guy that I don’t like is Shirley, who’s had character issues. And as a bonus for OSU fans, we got Corey Lynch from Appalachian State who blocked the kick to beat Michigan last year.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see that John Clayton named them the biggest losers of the draft?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for the first two rounds

And for the first day they had, it was hard to argue. They stood pat in getting the guy they wanted in Ellis, and passed on some great receivers in the second round before taking Simpson. I didn’t think the Rivers pick was that bad though.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope you are right

i don’t know a lot about the lower round talent this year, so I will take your word for it :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

these guys are edinson's little bitches

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Like a bunch of Nicola Teslas

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

even tesla beats the astros

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Molina

Is Patterson’s lil bitch.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

id like to see some more curveballs

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy throws an 83 mph fastball

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That Keppinger can flat-out hit

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

(tm)

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did Patterson get on 2B?

Steal?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

and he woulda had another

had keppinger not fucked that up

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Two stolen bases in two innings. Why isn’t he leading off?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

who knows

i mean, he is the centerfielder after all

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we moved griffey back to center

maybe we could get him out of the three spot

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

only one run?

fuck that

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

still on pace for free wings

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto has an awesome swing

excited about him

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.

by Man Mountain on Apr 27, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

my bobblehead's excited about him

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's personal

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looks like josh hamilton at the plate

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's an outfielder for the rangers

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just hit his 5th home run of the season today

So did Melky Cabrera.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 27, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

august 29, 30, 31

keep those dates in mind

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

First player from UC gone in the draft

Nakamura goes to the Ravens at 206. Bengals on the clock!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Sherry, TE, Villanova

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I had no idea that Villanova had a football team.

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by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

did people lose interest in posting...

or is the site acting screwy?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

we're up 7-0 and taking naps

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love naps

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're winning?

sweet.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't like you

:)

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by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what you said last night...

i feel so used

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

filth

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

VolKKKKKswagon

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by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

five already?

really?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should be 4

grande got confused

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

Never shoulda trusted his senile ass.

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by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i refuse to believe it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

frick

menace, who do you want for lind?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

mwahahahaha!

I have a very long straw that reaches your milkshake.

by Red Menace on Apr 27, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have jorge posada

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm only counting 4 Ks...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Double post!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Double post!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez

That curve to Freel hung up around his damned chin.

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by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

bako got the runner over

he gets the job done

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

volquez helps his own cause

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

"Moves an insurance run over"

Really, George? The 8th run is the insurance run? Is Coffey warming up?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

VolRBIswagon!

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by jch24 on Apr 27, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

We'll need at least a 10 run lead...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harriston

Drink.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 27, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa...

we’ve scored 8 without hitting a HR?

Scrappy…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 27, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

dude's got some macho man sunglasses on

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

new fred

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/27/461869/game-26-thread-baked-zito

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by boobs on Apr 27, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

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