Game 21 Thread: Revenge of the Reds Part III
Whip me, beat me, take away my charge card! The Reds have scored some runs!
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Did we turn a double play tonight?
It takes two to make a thing go right.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
5-6-3
5309
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
First?
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Haha!
Reds take the leaz…
We has all the bases!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Don't you mean, all their bases are belong to us?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
1989... yesssss.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone Set Us Up the Bomb
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
Jeremy Affeldt
I can’t pitch, but I might balk. Only thing about me is the way that I walk.
...batters.
Sweet Caroline, GABP style....
I nominate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-jVU5Lqxx0
hey, i once got busy in a Burger King bathroom…
Are you running in Idaho to take over a Senate seat?
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
A better version
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6554223505053723880&;q=sweet+caroline+me+first&ei=rZQOSM-SCpqarQKu7eyoBA&hl=en
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
Bad link, but agreed on the better song.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That guy has 4 balls... no wonder he's walking to first...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Please Affeldt, don't walk him
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
1990. Flagged.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Black Flagged
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's racist!
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
How about
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
whos doing the farm report?
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
I don't mind doing it, if nobody else wants to.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I will, if no one else volunteers
I’ve been following the Bats game. Amazing night.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
there's no shortcut home
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Have your wife arrange your murder?
Nikki Sixx OD’d on heroin. He died too.
Then he got better.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
jeremy affeldt, more than meets the eye
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
You got the touch...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime... does anyone care?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
90s, but good job
I wouldve still thought Animaniacs was before your time
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
close as i can get... Animaniacs were awesome...
Didn’t know that was from that though… Not sure where I saw it…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
actually it might be
there were just so many mime abuses in Animaniacs that I assumed it came from that
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I said this to my mom and she started yelling at me about generalizations...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Did welsh just say
Broxton was 6’4’’ when he was born… cause id believe it
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Broxton is a frickin beast...
I think he can throw like 140 MPH… he was the inspiration for Sidd Finch
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Johnathan broxton looks like
hes made out of old truck tires
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
For no good reason
You take the good, you take the bad, you take ‘em both and there you have…...the facts of life!
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
At the Copat, Copatcabana
The hottest spot north of havana
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
i dont know what decade its from
but it should be flagged because of manilow
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on guys...
At least take three strikes and make this guy unavailable the next day.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
for another team
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah so.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
AHA
you mean
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Taaaaaaakkkeeeee
ooooonnnnn meeeeeeeeee.
Thanks for getting that shit stuck in my head. Ah well, at least it’s not “just being Miley”.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
Doesn't matter
They’re going back to Cali.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
one in a row is a winning streak!!!
That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane
good gravy
isn’t having to watch the commercials punishment enough? Now we have to listen to them discuss them?
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
flagged
country.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I have to refresh before it'll show up
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
was it a bases-clearing triple?
Joe Buck said that and I can never hear announcers talk about triples the same way again.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I wasn't aware
But apparently their first album was 1989 (another summer! sound of a funky drummer!) so it’s acceptable.
met MC Serch in '87
I’m in your threadz, owning your white hip hop
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
who died and made you Judge Dread
(I’m anticipating that to be a 90s reference)
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
The comic was around in the 80's
Well, Judge Dredd anyway.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid 80's note
James Avery, best known for his role as beloved “Uncle Phil” on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, was also the voice of Shredder on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
... I think I watched that show... who was Shredder?
hmmmm…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don’t cut him no slack.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Racist?
Not sure if it’s black or Japanese racist though.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
don't call him junior

Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
by the way
Check out the results of imdb’s poll today. Temple is definitely one of the great underrated anythings.
Would it be fair to say that tonight Hairston has been
...the Ace of Bass?? (please be 80s please be 80s)
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe, but if he cools off, he'll be the Ace of Spades...
(Definitely not 80’s)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Dammmit!!!
Its close though i know that
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Rule of thumb
ABBA 70s
Roxette 80s
Ace of Base 90s
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Sorry i listen to good music
yeah thats a dig, we can take it outside if you got a problem
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You were gonna say Peter, Bjorn & John 00's, weren't you?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
More like
Perry, Strummer and Ruggiero but whatever
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
i think im in over my head, im lost
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
eh... i was talking about the Ace of Spades... that's Avenged Sevenfold I think...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
You need to start listening to the original recordings
I know no artists today actually write their own songs, but sheesh.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Motorhead album released in 1980
You’re safe.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
If 16 year olds are referencing Motorhead
none of us are safe
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing he was referencing the AT&T commercial
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Let's see
crolfer, question: Crass or Anti-Nowhere League?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta go with the 2nd, although I don't listen to either of them...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
it's one game
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
he cant be on our team?
and what does the height have to be?
by shortstopv2 on Apr 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Must be THIS tall to ride this ride...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Recd.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
please excuse me
But I would love to kill Bronson by beating him with Welsh’s corpse for making those damned commercials.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
vague pronoun reference
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
a noun created from the -ing form of a verb; gerunds act as subjects and objects in sentences. gerund phrase: phrases that begin with the -ing form of a verb and have objects and modifiers; a gerund phrase always acts as a noun in a sentence, not as an adjective
Thanks.
I thought a gerund was some sort of root vegetable.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yesterday, I was walking home
and I saw a VW bus on the street. On the back was written “Dios me protega” (God protect me).
I took it as a good sign for today.
Go Reds.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Don't look back you can never look back
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Thought I knew what love was...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
crolfer thinks you saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac
[ashamed I know this Ataris reference]
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
worst cover ever
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
wow yeah
wow yeah
It takes two to make a thing go righ-ight.
wow yeah
wow yeah
It takes two to make it out of sight.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
i already did that, copycat
I hate Illinois Nazi’s…
by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you didn't bust out the wow yeah
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
the song, not the movie
I wanna rock right now, my names Rob base and I came to get down
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not internationally known
but I’m known to rock the microphone
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I'm surprised you know all these old school rap lyrics.
Your mom actually lets you listen to this filth? Does she know you have a cassette deck in the basement?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
He's listening to Hard Harry
Arizona pirate radio
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't it Hard-on Harry?
It’s very likely I’m wrong about that.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
both
Happy Hard-on Harry at one point
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a pretty majorly not-celebratory song...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Eh
Every song in the 80’s was about nuclear war.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
and....?
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad’ an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
and...?
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
All from memory
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons
99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab’ nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk’ an Dich und lass’ ihn fliegen
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
pull the other one
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Global Thermonuclear War.
Good night, everybody.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That musical...
...was written by the ABBA guys.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Mine brought up Save Tonight by Eagle Eye Cherry...
Is that a cover too?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
ouch... I happen to like the acousticish entrance thank you very much
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
It's not a save
when you’re up 7 runs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Chan Ho Park managed to get one of those last night
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And in that 20 run game last year, the O's reliever got a save
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Yeah, but...
...Todd Coffey didn’t pitch three innings.
Thankfully, because I’m not sure the Reds would have won if he did.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
sigh
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
At least, he brought his first base glove with him.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That is almost as good an idea as...
New Coke…
Wearing an oversize tank helmet and having your photo taken in the middle of a presidential campaign…
Sending arms to the Iranians in a deal to help the Contras in Nicaragua…
Putting your money in a savings and loan…
Invading Afghanistan…
Ishtar…
Holding a mass protest in China…
Others?
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Evening everybody
Its a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing milkbone underwear.
Sorry I missed 80’s night. I was kinda’ following a different contest tonight on the tubes. Great game for the REds though!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

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