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Game 21 Thread: Episode V: The Reds Strike Back

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Dunn hit one out at GABP tonight. I guess it's pretty serious.

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He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further game thread absences.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you the Gamethread equivalent

of Ben Sheets?

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not... first

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

..teacher in space?

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Too soon.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

catch a hubcap

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris: "Opening a can of feelgood"

tHom: “Where do you get those?”

With a prescription from the Dr., baby

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

Who here is Chris and who is tHom?

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right Hairston

Now you’re playing with the boys!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Oops… wrong decade.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Callsigns

are usually the name you don’t want associated with yourself. Nobody gets Iceman or Maverick. They are more like Shortbus or Fugly.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrote a punk song about Sundown in college

also about the Challenger explosion

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Album title

“Can I Have the Life & Style Section? You Can Have the Front Rage!”

Too wordy at the time, but would totally fit into the pop-emo landscape of today.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"1979 Ski Lodge"

actch

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on Hairston

keep on running down the dream of you being a good player

Yo Joe!

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sniff...

Jennifer’s nose.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your officially a perv

I imagine you sitting with a velvet robe and a pipe in your smut library. Not that im complaining

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Hairston is

The best around! No one’s ever gonna keep him down!

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

It's pronounced "Ston"

wax on, wax off

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

90's?

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought "Wind" came after "Dancing."

Could be wrong. Wasn’t paying attention at the time.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

as I was three years old. Also im kinda disappointed that yours is the first beastie boys reference. I was expecting some with Volquez, such as he’s crafty, or that pitch was a funky monkey

Yo Joe!

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's something for Paul

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I get it!

Cuz he’s the catcher. Rec’d.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started.

I got lucky and I brought home a kitten
Before I got busy I slipped on the mitten

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

More juice than Picasso got paint.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

like bobby the butcher

I’m bringing Alice the meat

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Dirty Dancing from the 90s?

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was this "Castro" guy people keep talking about?

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He ate puppies

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

jason

he’s from American Idol

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry

“Big” Hairston!

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WHAM!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't wake Proctor up before he went went

That led to my favorite quote of the night from Welsh: “That’s what a good base runner does. And Hairston, he’s a….veteran.”

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

fth?

We have an offense?

by Gray on Apr 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

Just EdE, Bako, Votto, and Hairston

by chesirecat on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahem

Dunn rented the limo that got everyone to the party.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

offense

carnal knowledge…with a lady this time…

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Hairston was on your team

When did that happen?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yesterday

The Reds didn’t have enough crappy hitting center fielders.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And too many crappy hitting middle infielders.

That are slick-fielding.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

One Neifi Reference

And I impale you with replica GWAR spikes. :)

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty "doyle" Brennaman

In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the (Reds) have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a good line.

Rec ‘em.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hairston

i hope he hits like this All Night Long

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto

every little thing he does is magic

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ZenVotto Mondotto?

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyday Scott Proctor

Has an ERA on the wrong side of 8.

And he’s in the game awfully early…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Corey "Willie Mays Hayes" Patterson

“You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit”

Lou Brown

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He's still shitty.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

98 on that pitch

votron threw the kameha meha

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Our lineup is like bass in reverse

Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me – Mike D.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday shows an assist for Kemp

that Hairston was thrown out at first. How’d that happen?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 22, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty much how you'd expect

imagine Freel on first and then change the tint.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heheheh.

That’s racist.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

with an emphasis on the routine in that pop out

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

soft pop

i remember the 80s

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're making puns out of nothing at all.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing from nothing leaves nothing

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got this

you’ve been hoping he would make an error all night just so you could use this, haven’t you?

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think they were mostly ‘70s, but I’m rec’ing you anyway…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Esteban Loaiza?

The ghosts of Yankees past…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BP hit it a ton ton.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Beee Peee

Gonzo!

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

stop saying that

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

...that's the first time I said that...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this would be an appropriate time for a Danica McKellar picture

if you are wondering.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will not be marking this one as read

so that I stumble back to it every so often.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

which do you like better

the one where she’s eight or the one where she’s forty-five?

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

she and I are the same age, so it’s okay if my inner child wants to hang out with her at the bus stop in the morning.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will say

That’s not the best older picture of her on the right, but I know what she looks like, so it’s enough.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, there's more

Much more. Save them for a rainy day.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

note to self:

Do not use well-known quotes from movies you have not seen.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A donkey that doesn't wanna be recognized?

Something interesting is gonna happen here.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Shortstop totally called it!

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Man Mountain?

Can’t I do a Brandon Wilson Phillips reference now?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn goes gap

stops at 1b.

“There can be only one”

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ahahah

thats pretty stupid but i totally loled at it

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear tHom,

When I was at Ohio U I played golf with nekkid woman.

Top that, pal.

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

He’s talking about Chris Welsh playing with Flesch. That’s the same thing right?

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Flesch has bigger…..never mind.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah....

he mentioned playing golf with a pro also. once upon a time…

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Domo

Domo

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This shit is Raw

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell me

you did not love me when you thought I was a goat herder, and I will never bother you again.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did it like this, he did it like that.

He did it with a wiffleball bat.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

tHom thinks Votto is a PYT.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

You don’t think we should save the bullpen’s arms after last night?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

i have a short term memory (hence the name shortstop)

by shortstopv2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would have been pretty dumb of Dustbag

He only has 70-odd pitches, and the kid has never finished the 5th inning before (and this is his chance), plus the bullpen got pretty worn out last night.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

surely

jch has a “its in the hole” comment, no?

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can't make this up

I was making a cake.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

rec’d. Good use of the current guest.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

well.....

his hometown includes Big Bone Lick.

do with that what you may, folks.

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Bone Lick

Is near the town of Beaverlick. I hear they’re big fans of Coutlangus there.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow...

All this 80’s talk made me not realize that we’re winning 7-1 and Volquez is OWNING!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

how is that Hobbs trade looking now?

Hey, I was Hobbs’ #1 Superfan once upon a time….and ya never heard me bitch about it.

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I think it'll work out well for both sides...

Not gonna act like I wasn’t disappointed to see Hobbes go though… Although the whole super religious thing was wearing on me…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forget Hamilton

we’ll just pick another one off The Joshua Tree.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Here’s one:

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's not forget that

EdE, Dunn, and Votto are silencing all of the haters too. Feels good. Like the doctor of the same name.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm feelin' alright!

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, I fucked that one up

that should say, “I’m Alright!”

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Cuz Coco really liked hard rock and primal screams.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen to your oh heart beatin'

oh heart beatin’
oh heart beatin’

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did you do that?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was purty...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ede with the Double Dare

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Welsh is a helluva an interviewer

Hey, Steve, remember when you choked your best chance at winning the Masters? Remember that? That was awesome.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

just dropping in to see what condition

my condition is in. i need to miss game threads more often. Harriston for President!!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Tippecanoe and Votto too!

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

1840

flagged

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

1968

flagged

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit

the Reds next road trip is ridiculous

3 games in SF
3 games in STL
3 games in ATL

That kind of travel always fucks them up.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

vulgarity alert!

what happened to the Loveland vocabulary?

Get me a chart, stat!

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

playing STL?

Sweet… I get to watch the Reds!

Actually, it looks like I might get to go to a game in June… Series in Cincy against the Cardinals… yay!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope griffey gets a hit

cause he’s as cold as ice

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not willing to sacrifice

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Griff...

Is the only position player who has yet to get a hit.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez, Junya

Even Kylie Minogue had a hit in the 80s

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Common baby

do the locomotion.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially for You

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd bring V back out

for one more inning

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

id let him pitch

tomorrow too

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-1

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y Safe, dance!

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

how long did it take you to type that?

rec’d for effort.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd cuz Slyde said it should be wrecked...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh... the parent to that one...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wish this was basketball

“Cuz LaFraentz don’t dance, and if he don’t dance, then he’s no Fraentz of mine.”

by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sasha Kaun

Sasha Kaun
Sasha Kaun lemme rock you lemme rock you Sasha Kaun

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did this turn into a kansas basketball blog?

Some people have no respect for other posters

‘hawkjacked!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Everybody look at your hands.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's heavy.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ta dum

the Reds have the Flux Capicator (sic?) engaged.

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

they just showed a stat that EV has “faced” 24 batters. FACE!

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think invisible touch

is the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was ABACAB

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Lewis, you're mistaken

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Volqswagon

In the danger zone?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He's on the high way to the danger zone

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

But he’s taking our breath away.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

*something witty pertaining to the 80's*

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woods and Prior on the record, eh tHom?

Im going on the record that i landed more tail in Athens that tHom.

ashsukrroommatelovechild

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

VolKKKKKKKswagen

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

(That's 7.)

7 Ks so far. Ah-ah-ah.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Votto is so hot, he’s hitting the runners.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He's VeOTTOment...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

stretched vehement a bit far there... darn...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

most baseball people......

would prefer to have a .500 SLG firstbaseman, whichever arm he threw with.

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bang bang bang

and down you go.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder how many 4-3 ground balls Pierre hits.

It kind of reminds me of Quinton McCrappen.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seventh inning stretch

These….are….the breaks!

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sheila, take a...Sheila take a bow

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Turn it up!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cum on

Feel the noize!

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember when I found out how that was spelled

A little part of my innocence died. I thought the girls were rocking with the boys. No wonder mom didn’t like us listening to that song.

by Red Menace on Apr 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought...

...they just didn’t know how to spell.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call it shortstop

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nomar stops his Joe-mentum

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd

Nice.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's tonight's MVP?

Joe vs. the Volcano.

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

1990, shit

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right about now....

I’m thinking we can win the series with a win tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtStNQ_wDh8

by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Astros might have something to say about that.

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threads are winning!

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/22/447597/game-21-thread-revenge-of

You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.

by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"Taking over in left field, Scott... I mean Jerry Hairston"

Almost a D-Backs reference, drink ‘em if you got ‘em.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Rays trade for Gross

Disgusting

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

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