Game 21 Thread: Episode V: The Reds Strike Back
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Dunn hit one out at GABP tonight. I guess it's pretty serious.
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Are you still here?
The movie’s over. Go home.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further game thread absences.
He's extremely quick and good.
have you been staying away
because we have our fathers gun and a severe case of gonnorhea
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you the Gamethread equivalent
of Ben Sheets?
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
..teacher in space?
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Too soon.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
catch a hubcap
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris: "Opening a can of feelgood"
tHom: “Where do you get those?”
With a prescription from the Dr., baby
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Oops… wrong decade.
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
Are you sure?

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Callsigns
are usually the name you don’t want associated with yourself. Nobody gets Iceman or Maverick. They are more like Shortbus or Fugly.
by buckeye22fox on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
They named the only black guy "Sundown"
That’s racist!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrote a punk song about Sundown in college
also about the Challenger explosion
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Album title
“Can I Have the Life & Style Section? You Can Have the Front Rage!”
Too wordy at the time, but would totally fit into the pop-emo landscape of today.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"1979 Ski Lodge"
actch
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
come on Hairston
keep on running down the dream of you being a good player
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like the proctologist is in.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
Sniff...
Jennifer’s nose.
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Your officially a perv
I imagine you sitting with a velvet robe and a pipe in your smut library. Not that im complaining
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Jerry Hairston is
The best around! No one’s ever gonna keep him down!
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
It's pronounced "Ston"
wax on, wax off
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
he's like the wind
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
90's?
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
nope, 1987
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought "Wind" came after "Dancing."
Could be wrong. Wasn’t paying attention at the time.
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"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
me neither
as I was three years old. Also im kinda disappointed that yours is the first beastie boys reference. I was expecting some with Volquez, such as he’s crafty, or that pitch was a funky monkey
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That's something for Paul
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I get it!
Cuz he’s the catcher. Rec’d.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't get me started.
I got lucky and I brought home a kitten
Before I got busy I slipped on the mitten
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
More juice than Picasso got paint.
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
like bobby the butcher
I’m bringing Alice the meat
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Is Dirty Dancing from the 90s?
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Who was this "Castro" guy people keep talking about?
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
Jerry
“Big” Hairston!
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WHAM!
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
If I don't say it now, I'll forget it
Paul “Sebastian” Bako
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't wake Proctor up before he went went
That led to my favorite quote of the night from Welsh: “That’s what a good base runner does. And Hairston, he’s a….veteran.”
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
ahem
Dunn rented the limo that got everyone to the party.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
So please please please let me let me let me get what I want this time.
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
offense
carnal knowledge…with a lady this time…
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Technically, no.
It began with a rally-inducing groundout.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
yesterday
The Reds didn’t have enough crappy hitting center fielders.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
And too many crappy hitting middle infielders.
That are slick-fielding.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
One Neifi Reference
And I impale you with replica GWAR spikes. :)
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
Marty "doyle" Brennaman
In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the (Reds) have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
That's a good line.
Rec ‘em.
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
ZenVotto Mondotto?
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyday Scott Proctor
Has an ERA on the wrong side of 8.
And he’s in the game awfully early…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
98 on that pitch
votron threw the kameha meha
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
Rocking Furcal like a hurricane...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Our lineup is like bass in reverse
Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me – Mike D.
Gameday shows an assist for Kemp
that Hairston was thrown out at first. How’d that happen?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
pretty much how you'd expect
imagine Freel on first and then change the tint.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Heheheh.
That’s racist.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
hairston went all Freel on a soft pop to CF
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
with an emphasis on the routine in that pop out
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
soft pop
i remember the 80s
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You're making puns out of nothing at all.
"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing from nothing leaves nothing
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got this
you’ve been hoping he would make an error all night just so you could use this, haven’t you?
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
LOL
I think they were mostly ‘70s, but I’m rec’ing you anyway…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Esteban Loaiza?
The ghosts of Yankees past…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
BP hit it a ton ton.

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me-- Ice Man Power Lloyd-- my assault on the world begins now."
Beee Peee
Gonzo!
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
His name is Brandon Phillips... And you killed his father... prepare to die.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
have you seen the film you're quoting?
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I do not think you know what he means
Skip over the kissing stuff, Grampa!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
this would be an appropriate time for a Danica McKellar picture
if you are wondering.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I will not be marking this one as read
so that I stumble back to it every so often.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
which do you like better
the one where she’s eight or the one where she’s forty-five?
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Great. Another pedophile hit for this site...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
she and I are the same age, so it’s okay if my inner child wants to hang out with her at the bus stop in the morning.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I will say
That’s not the best older picture of her on the right, but I know what she looks like, so it’s enough.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Oh yes, there's more
Much more. Save them for a rainy day.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
note to self:
Do not use well-known quotes from movies you have not seen.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
A donkey that doesn't wanna be recognized?
Something interesting is gonna happen here.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Shortstop totally called it!
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn goes gap
stops at 1b.
“There can be only one”
by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ahahah
thats pretty stupid but i totally loled at it
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
He’s talking about Chris Welsh playing with Flesch. That’s the same thing right?
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Domo
Domo
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Joey Votto is walking on sunshine
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
I would bet
Bako is too.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
And don't it feel good.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Katrina and the Waves became the best band name
after the fact.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell me
you did not love me when you thought I was a goat herder, and I will never bother you again.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
That's racist!... But not as much as this:

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
(can be funny at at least 3 or 4 different levels)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
He did it like this, he did it like that.
He did it with a wiffleball bat.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
tHom thinks Votto is a PYT.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
No.
You don’t think we should save the bullpen’s arms after last night?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That would have been pretty dumb of Dustbag
He only has 70-odd pitches, and the kid has never finished the 5th inning before (and this is his chance), plus the bullpen got pretty worn out last night.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
surely
jch has a “its in the hole” comment, no?
by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
rec’d. Good use of the current guest.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Big Bone Lick
Is near the town of Beaverlick. I hear they’re big fans of Coutlangus there.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow...
All this 80’s talk made me not realize that we’re winning 7-1 and Volquez is OWNING!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
how is that Hobbs trade looking now?
Hey, I was Hobbs’ #1 Superfan once upon a time….and ya never heard me bitch about it.
Hey, I think it'll work out well for both sides...
Not gonna act like I wasn’t disappointed to see Hobbes go though… Although the whole super religious thing was wearing on me…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Forget Hamilton
we’ll just pick another one off The Joshua Tree.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Let's not forget that
EdE, Dunn, and Votto are silencing all of the haters too. Feels good. Like the doctor of the same name.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm feelin' alright!
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
damnit, I fucked that one up
that should say, “I’m Alright!”
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Yeah
Cuz Coco really liked hard rock and primal screams.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen to your oh heart beatin'
oh heart beatin’
oh heart beatin’
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I fought authority
Authority always wins.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Welsh is a helluva an interviewer
Hey, Steve, remember when you choked your best chance at winning the Masters? Remember that? That was awesome.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
just dropping in to see what condition
my condition is in. i need to miss game threads more often. Harriston for President!!
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Tippecanoe and Votto too!
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
1968
flagged
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
the wagon is definitely kickin ass
he’s a blue super sports wagon with a CB and optional family fun back
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
oh shit
the Reds next road trip is ridiculous
3 games in SF
3 games in STL
3 games in ATL
That kind of travel always fucks them up.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
playing STL?
Sweet… I get to watch the Reds!
Actually, it looks like I might get to go to a game in June… Series in Cincy against the Cardinals… yay!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I do that a lot too... honestly...
http://bugguide.net/node/view/146049
http://bugguide.net/node/view/142125
http://bugguide.net/node/view/139723
http://bugguide.net/node/view/98805
http://bugguide.net/node/view/77760
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
He's not willing to sacrifice
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Griff...
Is the only position player who has yet to get a hit.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Jeez, Junya
Even Kylie Minogue had a hit in the 80s
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And that would be...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Common baby
do the locomotion.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Especially for You
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
id let him pitch
tomorrow too
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what she said
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I have always wanted to see a sequel to that.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
gameday said it loved you but it lied
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonna go back in time...
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
7-1
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y Safe, dance!
by obc2 on Apr 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
how long did it take you to type that?
rec’d for effort.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
eh... the parent to that one...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wish this was basketball
“Cuz LaFraentz don’t dance, and if he don’t dance, then he’s no Fraentz of mine.”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Sasha Kaun
Sasha Kaun
Sasha Kaun lemme rock you lemme rock you Sasha Kaun
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
when did this turn into a kansas basketball blog?
Some people have no respect for other posters
‘hawkjacked!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everybody look at your hands.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
that's heavy.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Dude
they just showed a stat that EV has “faced” 24 batters. FACE!
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I think invisible touch
is the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was ABACAB
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
No, Lewis, you're mistaken

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He's on the high way to the danger zone
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Not yet.
But he’s taking our breath away.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
he's at least on the highway
but he still has hungry eyes
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Woods and Prior on the record, eh tHom?
Im going on the record that i landed more tail in Athens that tHom.
ashsukrroommatelovechild
(That's 7.)
7 Ks so far. Ah-ah-ah.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
Votto is so hot, he’s hitting the runners.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
stretched vehement a bit far there... darn...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
most baseball people......
would prefer to have a .500 SLG firstbaseman, whichever arm he threw with.
Bang bang bang
and down you go.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
I wonder how many 4-3 ground balls Pierre hits.
It kind of reminds me of Quinton McCrappen.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Seventh inning stretch
These….are….the breaks!
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
by jch24 on Apr 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I remember when I found out how that was spelled
A little part of my innocence died. I thought the girls were rocking with the boys. No wonder mom didn’t like us listening to that song.
I thought...
...they just didn’t know how to spell.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Call it shortstop
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Nomar stops his Joe-mentum
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Nothing can stop Jam Master Jay!
Well, almost nothing.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who's tonight's MVP?
Joe vs. the Volcano.
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
1990, shit
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Astros might have something to say about that.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
Threads are winning!
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/22/447597/game-21-thread-revenge-of
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
too bad its such a nice night
the dodgers can’t blame it on the rain
Yo Joe!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
"Taking over in left field, Scott... I mean Jerry Hairston"
Almost a D-Backs reference, drink ‘em if you got ‘em.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Rays trade for Gross
Disgusting
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions

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