Mark J. Terrill/AP (Kuo)

Hong-Chih Kuo is a 26-year old left-hander from Taiwan who has never faced anyone on the current roster.  That does not bode well for the home team.

Volquez's control slipped a little in his last start, and despite throwing 282 pitches over 3 starts, he's yet to finish 6 whole innings in a start.  I think tonight is the night he does that.  The Dodgers used up all of their runs last night and they should be prepared to get run over by the wagon tonight.

Oh yeah, it's Totally Awesome 80s Night tonight!  Let's bring back some of that Dodger hate from way back when and show those birds Who's the Boss!  We're opening it up tonight to all things 80s, not just music.  Everything is fair game, from TV to movies to to Ronald Regan's trickle down economic theory.  Just say no to stupid 80s puns though.  And be sure to rec the one you love since they can't rec themselves.

Editor's Note: Rick House will be unavailable to do the "Farmers Only" report this evening.  If you would like to help a brother out and post a report in his stead, your effort will be honored with a front page bump.  Thanks!