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Game 20 Thread: Number 2

Belizzle has fizzled fo' shizzle.

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At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not First

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not First

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a unicorn just scored some smack

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm...

I think I just divided by zero.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah... I do that alot...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Birmingham sucks

I’ll be so glad to get outta the south

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more sundresses for us, brother

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh.

Two years was enough for me. Then my “Yankee Visa” expired and I had to move home to a place where you can get a decent lunch in under 90 minutes.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How?

Figuring out the inverse of Juan Casto’s batting average?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bad..

Is when the announcer doesn’t know the score….

by MindYourOwnBusiness on Apr 21, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

197% of 3B make that play, EdE

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking of dividing by zero...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Krivsky is on!!1

hes alot more confident than i thought hed be. I always pictured Sling blade managing the day to day of the reds

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big Brother would shut us down...

wth is a slingbox again?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

interesante

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm...

Your idea intrigues me.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MLB.com

Has worked great for me this year on the computer…..like it better when I get the visitors announcers tho.

by MindYourOwnBusiness on Apr 21, 2008 8:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ede brought his glove tonight

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a nerd

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wild Bill Walker

Marty just complained about a Wild Bill Walker. Who is he?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably an emailer

Are you sure he wasn’t talking about Dennis “Wild Man” Walker?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bill/dennis

That must have been it. Marty was complaining how he blogged something mean about Thom. Thanks!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll be missing out on 80's night

i have been gifted tickets for the game

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cincinnati's PitchFX Cameras

Must still be off… either that, or the ump is calling a leftward-leaning strike zone.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think one of the umps legs

is longer than the other

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why were we so

psyched about belisle coming back? I think its time for those people repping him to step up and eat some crow

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

righto, i agree... I'll even serve it up

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess for the same reason...

Some people looked forward to Police Academy 6.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

Ohhhooooo

rec’d

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i dont get it

why is everybody saying rec’d but they dont rec it? is that the new fad?

by shortstopv2 on Apr 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The rec doesn't show up

Until you refresh. Kinda stupid that way, but that’s the way it works…

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, this is...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nerd

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bored...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don't understand why...this game is awesome!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for Dodgers... fans...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasn't so much up on Belisle

as I was down on Fogg.

I thought anyone would be better than Fogg.

Eh. I forgot: no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've defended Belisle

I think quite fairly, but I did want him to have more starts at AAA. I wasn’t convinced he’d been challenged enough

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We'll...

FWIW, he certainly has looked quite “challenged” today.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please start getting people out, Matty.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well... Belisle still sucks

That’s my meaningful contribution to the discussion for the evening. Hope everyone else is doing well.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just stopped by to say

that this is unfuckingbelievable

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also

was wayne not making tons of sense during his tv interview? who is that guy?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good bye Belizzle... and good riddance...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, no... They were saying he is a solid number 3...

In Louisville…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was saying it

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sorry

I really want him to be good too. But he just cannot pitch with runners on base. I dunno what do you all think? One more chance and then we bring up Homer?

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fair

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

I backed Belisle, and just like with everybody else I won’t give up on him after one appearance. However, dude needs to get hitters out before I back him as my official candidate of choice.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer can't efficantly retire batters. I think 2 starts for Belisle is a little quick.

Unless his next start is a complete disastor I would give him a little time.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If his next start is like this then he has to get the hook.

He can be serviceable. The Reds have to find a five starter though. you can’t just write off every fifth game.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bring it

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

standing

I always liked Matt Belisle, he is in the same catagory as EZ Ramirez as far as my baseball heart is concerned, and I don’t really know why.

I am looking over gameday and his velocity seems down. Most of his fastballs are 87-89, he has hit 90 a few times and 91 once or twice. Maybe he has reached that “Dead Arm” period” although “Dead arm” periods have gone the way of scurvey and polio.

This is just was only one start. I like his velocity, it was down tonight but he is usually 91-93, with a decent breaking ball, and an excellent K/BB ratio. I have said it before comepare his 2007 stats to Harangs 2004 stats, and most of the periphals are comparable. I am not penciling him in for 6 CG’s, 230 innings, 200 K’s, but I think he can be a servicable mid-rotation guy.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he suceeded in a way, but his WHIP was a little high for a relief pitcher

if he struggles with men on base, bullpen work probably isn’t for him. You can’t have a relief pitcher who can’t pitch with men on base, because a big part of reliefing is cleaning up the proceding pitchers mess.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Had a WHIP around 1.4

4.29 ERA in 100.2 IP

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this game is out of hand...

let’s give up and just start posting porn

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've given up and broke out the vodka

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jones is gonna hit a 3 0

eephus out of the state

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13 hits...

that be a lot in less than five inning

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on the bright side

Freel is always a threat to run into a wall. Stay tuned.

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or another Reds player

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

just got home, egad!

good thing i got the Jimmy Buffett live in Antiqua cd this weekend. will be spinning it sooner than i thought

by obc2 on Apr 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not as good as it could be...

sadly

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We should get all the blogs together and give out

an award to who had to put up with the most shit during the season

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7 way tie every year

Reds, Pirates, Rangers, Marlins, Nats, Royals, Rays

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just saw this headline

Didn’t read the article, but here it is: Psychics see big trouble over new laws.

You’d think they would have foreseen the new law and done something about it before it passed.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double Post!

That’s how rallies start…

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

O RLY?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

O RLY?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow... it worked... Paul Bako reads RR while batting!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double Post

b2b

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heading Home

Maybe when I get home, and turn on MLB Extra Innings, I’ll find out this has all been a big joke.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bako!

And, on the most positive note of the night: 11 games straight for EEE.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah yes

I forgetted that. Rake away, young fella!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Andrew Crappy Jones

The Dodgers have 13 hits and are killing my Reds, but Andrew FuckHead Jones, who I stupidly put on my fantasy team, is 0 for 3.

Great.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why did you think he was a good idea?

he has been worthless for a while now.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Better hope Jones doesn't read RR like Bako...

Or he’ll homer next time up…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess I thought he'd be a comeback player this year

Now you know what to think about my knowledge of baseball.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I though he might as well

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C-Pat batting for Affeldt

He better not be bunting, god dammit

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

??????????????????????????????????????

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CANTU!!!!11!!!

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

!1

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this game is getting out of hand?

mightaswell use Fogg who is the designated bad long reliever rather than using Coffey or somebody of ilk who struggles in short relief.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

Have Affeldt fucking sacrifice, you micromanaging dipshit! He’s the best long-reliever on the team, and he pitches one inning. Now we get damn Fogg. Great. Way to not care, asshole. . And then CP grounds out to the pitcher. I could do that. what the hell.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually...

By putting Fogg in now, we can use Affeldt tomorrow if necessary.

I think I’d rather have Affeldt available tomorrow and use up Josh “Five-Run” Fogg tonight in a blowout.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Five-Run"?

Isn’t that a little optimistic?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What was Freel swinging out

Jeez-o-pete this team blows.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bako has been positively unreal

Bat him leadoff!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In keeping with

The attempted steal while down 5-0, why not try the squeeze here?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP HR Swing

mid-season form

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mlb.tv

took a nice little snooze break. The only Reds run and I couldn’t see it. If only I had the patience to wait 2 hours on the phone to bitch to customer service.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 pitches, 3 swings, 0 contact...

Freel just locked up another start with that At-Bat…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really seriously feel rage

boiling behind my eyes

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah... I'm Freelin rage too

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

high strikes kill this team.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where the hell is Brook Jacoby in all of this?

sitting on the bench enjoying a cheese sandwich or something!? He realizes that there are some issues, right?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what

the

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one pitch, one hit batter

awesome!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

it’s official i;m drunk

go cats1

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fogg

hits the first batter way to start

by shortstopv2 on Apr 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 pitches

1 HBP, 1 HR

Welcome to the game, Josh Fogg

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, calmed down.

Let’s just all sit back and enjoy this.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jeremey fogg is as awesome as mike belisle

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word

how’ss mt. zion tonight?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just got back from Jeff Hall

Meh! Decidedly meh!

I just cracked my 2nd Bud Select. Gonna drink a lot this season….put up with two hours of Cub chatter earlier. But i do like Fukudome.

by obc2 on Apr 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as much at Coutlangus?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm building a Fukudome in my house

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by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i broke out hte vodka aned i'm way ahead of you this eening

the best part about that cd you got is the included dvd.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

buh-bye

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another one?

Man… we’re runnin outta demotions…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, uh, I guess there is no momentum, huh?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think our pitching missed the memo...

We go by bowling score on OFFENSE

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, that's right, Fogg's awful too

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 21, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait...

Fogg got an out?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff Kent is one of the best 2B of all time

except for tonight.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eh... Kent didn't get his daily fill-up today...

I can has hgh?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sigh

The only thing worse than this game is my damn plumbing project.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

G'night everyone.

Hope this stays within a two-touchdown margin.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha!

Ever with the overly-optimistic thinking…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa other than the HBP and HR...

that was a 1,2,3 inning…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

other than the nine runs, the reds are winning!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey!

His ERA only went up a little!

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really like how the Reds are reaching out to the league through their "Crappy Pitching" prgram

And letting struggling opposing teams feel good about themselves. That defines class. And to do it ever since 1999 is just great.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   2 recs

rec'd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

double wrecked

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, at least the Cleveland LeBrons

are whoopin’ up on Washington. and they dont have Juan Casto on their team either!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the 5th starter is a problem

and Bronson is serving up more Lobster Bisque than Whole Foods, but the offensive woes are terrifying.

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tje soup nazi makes a great lobster bisque

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm hungry

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ask bronson

i hear he’s serving soup. and philly cheese steak hoagie kits.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jtm is bullshit

i wont’ eat that crap

‘sup charlie?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word 'than.

the reds are losing and my wife wont have sex with me.

you?

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sex with your wife?

what, are you trying to have kids?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not at the rate we're going.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tell her that the Reds have made you sad

and just about nothing will pull you out of this tailspin…

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

already tried that one

she said if the game was so bad we should just change it to “two and a half men”

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kinky

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's into midgets?

man, you guys went freaky early in your marriage. As Randy Marsh says, “Once you’ve watched asian chicks puking into each other’s mouths, playboy just doesn’t do it anymore.”

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man

the end of that South Park was waaaay over the line. even for South Park.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know

I think I fell asleep before the end of the episode, but I had a feeling it was going to bad places. I hadn’t seen it for a while so it’s just coincidental that I caught that episode.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

walk away... slowly...

screw it, just sprint…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i mentioned sex to chan

and she was less than receptive, but after seven and a half years, i’m used to it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im only 6 months in

i didnt sign up for this.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry

once you decide to have kids, you’ll have more sex than you really want. And then it won’t be fun either.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

rec'd for truth

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awwwwwwwesome.

thanks guys. thanks a whole fucking lot.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it could be worse

my girlfriend still likes to have sex, but her endomitrosis causes it to be incredibly painful, so she ends up doubled over in pain after we are done.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2008 12:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Girlfriend: "Aaarrgghhh ah ha ha ha ha ahhhhh! ha ha."

Justin: “Baby? You alright? The endomitriosis again? Are you in pain? It sounds kinda like you’re laughing?”

Girlfriend: “No, J. Pain. AHAHAHA! Doubled over in pain. Pfft. Definitely pain here.”

Jesus said, "Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash."

One of the disciples asked, "What of the man who builds his house inside the house built on the rock? Surely his house will be even less damaged by water and wind. Is this what we should do?"

And Jesus said, "No, don't do that."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2008 2:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you sort of did, litearlly

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hungry like a wolf?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

save some of those runs for tomorrow dude

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you won't be here

so I had to use one now

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks! i feel special

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's playing second?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hu?

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by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, Hu's on 2nd.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tHom went to the George Strait concer

i’m not longer a fan of thoms

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude

you are drank

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like boobs and thom...but not gary trent

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gary trent

is a framed, auto’d 8×10 hanging right next to nuxie! on mt zion, bro.

by obc2 on Apr 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i know...

he dunked on uk :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whats wrong with George Strait

I know he doesnt have long curly hair and doesnt creat parodies, but hes pretty much the king.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's ok on occasion, but i wouldn't go to his concert

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I went to his concert at Rupp

even skipped out on a conference that I was supposed to go to that night. Very good show.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I worked overnights on the weekend at a country station

we played George Strait every hour. I learned to dislike George Strait. He’s hard to listen to when all you want to do is stay awake so you can make the 65 mile drive back home.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's got a lot of songs...

and some of them are good.

who opened for him?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Little Big Town and some other chick whose name I forget

She is somewhat local and somewhat famous. Little Big Town was real good, did a cover of You Can Go Your Own way, which was a lot better than the original. But thats really not saying that much

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don't know that band or thqt song

but i think someone did it on american idol this year

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

offff course you do

I wish I could have put money on you making this statement tonight

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

well

we are losing 9-1 lets see if the AAA stuff was for rizzle

by shortstopv2 on Apr 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

redcd

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about we do a "watching this game is worse than..." it could be fun

Watching this game is worse than having to bury your child at the beach in a water park.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ummm

this is already too dark for me

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah i started it off a bit rough

its been a tough day

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chan Ho Park is warming up?

thats never a good sign for the home team….

by obc2 on Apr 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright Kepp!

Pad my fantasy stats baby!

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got Furcal for that

wooo go Belisle!!

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude

Germano KILLED me tonight, but at least I’m not the dumbass that picked up Belisle.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I laughed at whoever that was

It’s you and me this week, Slyde, but the odds are stacked in your favor w/ the # of starts you’ll get. And yes, I’ll admit I was praying Germano stay in as long as possible.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FWIW

Germano had a much worse night tonight than Belisle. Much worse.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game is worse than...

Ordering pizza from Jack the Ripper…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Fogg come in and do something Foggalicious

between the time I left the bar and got home?

And who made the error that led to 2 runs? Please say it wasn’t Edwin…

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Apr 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto made the error

and Fogg keeps doing what Fogg does.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The

“how many errors has Votto made” comment comes back to bite us.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Apr 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto's been sub-par tonight

hope this doesn’t lead to a benching.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has he taken any pitches?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he walked earlier

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he will certainly be benched

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this game is worse than

than that quasi-elitist friend of yours who always misuses words like “quasi”, “elitist”, and “kafkaesque”.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's racist!

... I think…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching this game is like...

being Paul Wilson vs. Karl Farnsworth

by obc2 on Apr 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ouch

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

watching this game is like listening to you sing Purple Rain

for 8 minutes.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was AWESOME

it slays the ladies

i never wanted to be your…..weekend lover

by obc2 on Apr 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game is worse than

living i Cleveland

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really?

im a proud resident of Cap City. gay culture capital of the midwest!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I lived there for 11 years and went back to work the primaries. And

Maybe I’m spoiled by Asheville, NC, but I can’t stand it any more. Campus, where I lived, is just hell.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haven't been back on campus for 2 years

but it is far better than 7 years ago when I first stepped foot on campus.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah they gentrified a lot

But we lived near Indianola Jr. High. crime rate out the wazoo

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kinda gangsta around there

but they put in lennox awhile back, gateway, imporved summit between 5th and 670. Lots of High St. reconstruction. Drove by it on Christmas break but it looked way better than the turn of the millenium.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs