Juan Castro Designated For Assignment
Today the Reds re-instated RHP Matt Belisle from the 15-Day DL, Designated INF Juan Castro for Assignment, and selected the Contract of INF/OF Jerry Hairston Jr. from Triple-A. Hairston will wear # 15.
Well, atleast this is a move. It was obvious Castro was going to go at some point this season. Atleast Hairston bats right handed, and can play almost everything in the infield and outfield. Plus, he has been incredible at AAA. Let's hope he can produce off the bench here.
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That's ashame
I thought that Castro could have really helped this team. I mean, he did draw a walk.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
About time
I wouldn’t mind Castro so much if he was only used late in games as a defensive replacement to hold a lead, naw I lie, I still minded him being on the Reds roster. A right handed bat that has some life to it is what the Reds need right now.
On page 244 of the new fall catalog, you'll see the new power sweater, made especially for baseball General Managers and not Cosby show conventions attendees.
by Pilsner73 on Apr 21, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm fine with it.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sound the feasting horn!
"I don't want your life." - Johnny Moxon
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 21, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy
Poor Bob is havin to eat some greenbacks this year. I guess it shows he is trying to win.
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no problem here
but… Dusty’s Boys need to start producing. What was Juan’s contact status?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
$0.975 mill for this year
plus a $100k buyout for next.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
next on the To Do list:
Get Corey Patterson out of the leadoff spot.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 21, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
At this point, if Patterson Starts, I’d rather see BP leadoff. I’d like to see this:
Phillips
Dunn
Keppinger
Jr.
Encarnacion
Votto
Patterson
Catcher
Pitcher
This breaks up Dunn and Jr. and puts Dunn (who is getting on base a ton, despite a lousy average) ahead of our best hitters. Maybe this gets us a couple of more runs a game.
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C. Trent Seyz
Dunn, Patterson, Valentin, and Hatteberg are all taking extra BP today. Patterson is benched in the lineup tonight, Freel gets the start and leads off. Everything 2-8 stays as yesterday:
1. Freel, CF
2. Phillips, 2b
3. Griffey, RF
4. Dunn, LF
5. Keppinger, SS
6. Votto, 1B
7. Encarnacion, 3B
8. Bako, C
9. Belisle
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Freel has hit Penny well in his career
Though it’s only 17 PAs.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Freel could start 2 or 3 games a week.
I was somewhat bummed this weekend in 20 innings I got to see him pinch run and get ejected.
O/T, everytime I hit reply I get a box asking me If I would like to join RedReporter and it tells me to be nice. When I click join, it says you are already a member of this blog!
Anyone else getting that message??
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm getting it and i think boobs was earlier.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to ban all of you
but Star Trek keeps getting in the way
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got it myself
but I have no intention of being nice. Fuckabuncha that.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's happening...
IT’S HAPPENING!!!
FWIW, I’m gonna reboot and see if it goes away. Prolly not but fuck if I’m gonna be told to be nice. I mean—fuck, asshole! I’m like already nice! And shit, I’ll be as nice as I always am but you don’t gotta keep fucking reminding me to be nice.
Fuckin’ SB Nation cuntdicks.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you had to go through a reload just to post this one word comment
was it worth it?
It sure was not worth my reload time to post this comment.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't getting the message
until just now when I tried to respond to this comment of yours. It’s your fault, bitch.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not worth it on the iPhone, that much I know
I’m out until this gets fixed
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 21, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting it too.
it’s Juan’s revenge. Or something.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 21, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Juan's Revenge
was a little something that “straight men” brought back and gave to their wives after a long weekend of gay romping in Mexico.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's that
for being nice.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's sexracist!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only
if you got a Greenback with Alexander Hamilton on it.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that anything like...
Montezuma’s Revenge?
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes me happier
than the time I ate Robin’s minstrels.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are you ready for the return of robin sparkles tonight?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sandcastles in the Sand" is my favorite!
Right after “Let’s Go to the Mall!”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, later tonight in the game thread, I will ask you...
‘sup?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may not be around
I’m thinking about going to see Charlie Wilson’s War for $1.
“Oh, Chaaaaarlie!”
If anyone has seen this, and it is not worth my time, let me know now.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to download it and it broke my computer...
therefore, i have not seen it
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked it
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With this news...
Slyde will be happy
Fans of incorrectly spelling Reds Player’s last names will not.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nah
somebody will spell it Hariston.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haiston
Just like Casto.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is Coffey still in Cincinnati?
I feel that to go along with these moves Coffey should be optioned to AAA (before somebody asks HE HAS OPTIONS) and Bray should be recalled.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
and Bruce and Homer instead of Patterson and Fogg.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm ok with Homer in AAA
and Fogg in long relief. Fogg may be useful or atleast a nesscary evil at some point this season. I think if the Reds DFA Fogg they will regret it in August or September as the rigors of the season catch up to the team. I remember when the Reds DFA’ed Williams in MAY, and had to use Mickalik in August.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I agree
I just really want the team to move on in the youth direction. I say this despite valid arguments against that point of view.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 21, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Bailey is getting more out of starting in Louisiville
than pitching in long relief in Cincinnati. He needs to develop his command and his secondary pitches. That is easier to do pitching every 5 days, rather than whenever the team is desperate for sombody to suck up some innings.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think he's getting anything in louisville
he’s dominating and not really being challenged. i dont really see what he gets out of it
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by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent move
Although Hairston isn’t the glove Castro is, he is good enough and gives us a much better bat. He is also just as versatile. Plus, Castro’s range was only going to decrease as age crept up on him. He still had great hands but not as much range as 2-3 years ago.
I think it’s good that Valentin is taking extra BP. If they want Ross on the major league roster, then I’m not sure Javy will stay.
by nighthawk32 on Apr 21, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Castro's glove isn't what Castro's glove is reputed to be
I don’t know Hairston’s defensive reputation, but his overall value can’t be anywhere near as bad as Castro.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TSF Must Now Stand For
The Slippery Fingers?
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hairston
Is not T.S.F. Jerry Hairston, but it gives us another Junior on the team.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and another 3rd generation guy
like Boone and Bell
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I've put in a support ticket for the error message
that requires you to “Join” RR again. I’ll let you know if I hear anything back.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It went away for me.
(And I hadn’t even gotten around to rebooting.)
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems sporadic
It doesn’t happen all of the time for me, but it does occasionally. Perhaps they are fiddling with the database and it is causing a rip in the time-space continuum or something.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it happens everytime i try to reply to a comment
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's weird.
Maybe I’m not really a member because it hasn’t happened to me yet
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by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm...just testing...trying to recreate it
we’re aware and looking into it now
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by Trei Brundrett on Apr 21, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, man!
it seems like it is only on replies.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
looks like only happens when you reply to comments that came in via auto-refresh
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Apr 21, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick...Everyone stone him!
And Slyde to save time, I’ll reply to you here. Yes, I am pretty smart, you can ban me over and over but i’ll never go away!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
P.S.
Big props to you on the way you responded to Bob the Butcher. I was really impressed. Honestly.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's racist
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pfff
White people aren’t a race.
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When does Nefi Perez come off suspension?
At least this takes away Baker putting Castro in instead of Josh Hamilton since JC is 1-2 off the pitcher.
by xjjeep90 on Apr 21, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
!!!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This pic comes from a couple months in the future, right?
Come on, you Reds!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting rid of Castro is cause for super high fives
It’s a pale, misguided imitation of what Mr. Mountain was going for. I’ll stick to answering Star Wars questions in other threads.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fth?
it happened but then told me I was already a member of the community.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it when you reply to a message that appeared while you were in the thread
and everybody is getting it right now. They’re working on it!
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It only happens (apparently) when you're replying to a comment
that popped up on auto-refresh, while you were currently on the page.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That...is...AWESOME!!!!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Early photo of Bronson before his race change.
Radiohead killed the Video Star
by Madville on Apr 22, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's racist!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 22, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do we need sb nation is pictures posted?
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by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to Castro being gone
Do you think that Phillips is our backup at short? Hairston has never played a lot of short in the majors. He was more of a 2nd base type guy.
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hairston probably is the backup
He played 4 games at SS in Louisville this year. And he has more experience there than Keppinger had. I wouldn’t be surprised if BP got some time there, but I’d bet that Hairston is the backup.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Keppinger is our backup at short
Gonzalez is the starter when he comes back (dictated more by his contract than his results). Freel could possibly serve as the backup as well. I don’t think Phillips will be moved. They’ve had a number of chances to move him there and resisted every time. I don’t see why this would be different, and I wouldn’t want them screwing up what they’ve got at second.
Oh yeah, and I don’t think they’d be too reluctant to use Hairston as a backup at short either.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have been more clear
I meant until Gonzo came back. In a situation if Kepp were to go down or something, would Phillips play short or Hairston
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by MixFMKyle on Apr 21, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty likes Kepp though as shown by his recent comments.
If Kepp’s a backup at SS, then he’s going to be like the Freel of old and be playing 85% of the time, IMO. I am ecstatic TSF castro is gone, if for no other reason that he was eating bench space and wasn’t good enough to PH.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Gonzo
if he returns, is the back up. Kepp is the man
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean...
I could see Gonzo getting the job, with Kepp rotating around the infield and outfield and giving everyone else a rest. Kepp’s a company man, I don’t think he’d be displeased.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true
Anyone Can Whistle, according to Jim Day
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and bey need of course I meant lead
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you drinking in the afternoon again?
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to blame it on the meds
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It must run in the family
as that is my cousin
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Are you on a branch of the Estevez tree, Caleb?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope on his mother's side
pure Eastern Kentucky Appalachian American
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, not exactly a branch to be found on that tree
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are usually more like family wreaths
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one word. preview dumbass, preview
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus
Krivsky really likes Hairston’s middle name.
by Gray on Apr 21, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta love the slim pickens the Reds have when they replace Castro with Hairston.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just take a look-see at Wayne's bedside table...
Oh, whaddya know.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and smoking wasn't one of them?
Fuck you, surgeons general
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you meant
“Fuck yourself.”
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WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN
that was so mine!
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Surgeon General is like one of my wife's 37 bosses
I don’t miss an opportunity to drop some SG knowledge.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say 8 bosses, Bob
but she works for the government. She has a plethora of bosses.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about god?
that would make 38 bosses
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find that post inappropriate
I didn’t click on it, but I’m going to go ahead and say we shouldn’t be mixing making fun of Juan Castro with politics and religion.
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
39 if you count jesus
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can probably count them as 3-in-1
in honor of the Pope’s visit
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 22, 2008 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Safer guns
With safer bullets.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever read about Operation Mongoose
we tried to blow up his cigars, make his beard fall out, drop pictures of an overwieght Fidel with beatufiul women on his side with the caption “My rations are bigger than yours”, drop KLM airline tickets for flights from Havana to Mexico City, give him a poison scuba suit, just to name a few.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
this is impressive! Over 100 comments in an hour and a half when everyone’s supposed to be in class/ at work. We get a decent game tonight and we’ll set the record.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not the game thread you're looking for
Also, the reply bug seems to be fixed. Thanks, SBNation-Bangalore!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually we're in DC & Austin, TX
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Apr 21, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in DC too
Look out your window. Hi!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
re: damn
The best part is that its over 100 comments regarding Juan Castro being DFAed!
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Apr 21, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahem
The best part is.... Juan Castro being DFAed!
fixed
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I called it...
I knew he was a member of the Future Farmers of America.
At least it wasn't Grady Little.
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
... So Does Max Scherzer...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
He does have odd eyes.
I read somewhere that people with who have different-colored eyes are actually chimeras. That is, they started out when two embryos fused into one in the womb. Fraternal twins, where one absorbed the other. Sort of the opposite of identical twinning, where one embryo splits into two. They actually have different DNA in different cells in their bodies. This has occasionally caused problems with forensic and paternity DNA tests.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw a "Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime" episode about that.
The killer could always get away because his DNA didn’t match the DNA found at the scene.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
I don’t know if that’s ever happened, but there was a case where a woman was accused of fraud, because DNA tests showed that her four children, who were being supported on public assistance, were not hers.
Turns out, they were hers. She was a chimera, and her ovaries had different DNA than her blood or her cheek, where they took the DNA samples.
The weird thing is that you can have both male and female cells in one person. Which sex the person ends up depends on which cells are in control of the sex organs. In some cases, you end up with a hermaphrodite, but sometimes the person never knows that some of his or her cells are a different gender.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chimeras...
Those are the evil lizard things in one of those Apocalypse games…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how long were you in that check out line?
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy guacamole
It’s the right move, but I wasn’t expecting it.
I thought they’d at least wait until A-Gon was back in the lineup.

Welcome to the big leagues, kid!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god...
i just dont know who i need thank for making this happen. i now believe, truly believe, that everything that was ever wrong with this team has been righted. God must really be on our side.
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 21, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i miss cool god
anyone else miss cool god?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i echo your sements
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
uh…uh…uh…
wow.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've often thanked Cool God for a thin tee
Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that one was just for you.
but who are you to talk you can’t even spell “Slide”.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on Apr 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't take it so hard, buddy.
Think of this as the feel good story of the year.
and if you want to be optimistic, Krivsky’s exact words were, “tough day when you have to tell Juan Castro goodbye for now." For now? Oh. My. God.
by Brian B on Apr 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will be back...don't worry
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on Apr 22, 2008 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I think they DFA'ed Chad Moeller about 13 times last season
but like genital warts he just kept coming back.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2008 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's what they said about Jesus too
Radiohead killed the Video Star
by Madville on Apr 22, 2008 10:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hijack - Some EE Love
Ed E. is getting some Fantasy Lovin.
-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.
by snohio on Apr 22, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah
Big deal. I can get fantasy lovin on the internet pretty much whenever I want.
You're drowing in the past, Mike, and I've got your life jacket right here. It's called the 80s and it's gonna be around forever.
by Slyde on Apr 22, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet you can!
And probably do.. You basement dwellers need to do that from time to time.
-Do not play golf behind Dave Parker.
by snohio on Apr 22, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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