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Los Angeles Dodgers at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 21, 2008 7:10 PM EDT


 


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Los Angeles Dodgers
@ Cincinnati Reds

Monday, Apr 21, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Brad Penny vs Matt Belisle

Clear. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h.
Game Time temperature: Around 75.

 

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Mark J. Terrill/AP (Penny), Gene J. Puskar/AP (Belisle)


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Brad Penny 2-2 2.96 1.45 13 6



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Matt Belisle 0-0 - - - -


Matt Belisle tore it up in the minors during his rehab stint.  Over 3 starts, he pitched 24.2 innings and allowed 4 runs, 3 earned (1.09 ERA), while striking out 12 and walking just 1 batter.  The big question is, was it because it was minor league hitters or because Matt Belisle has made the next step?  Tonight we get to find out.

Brad Penny hasn't had a chance to overthrow in an All Star game yet this year, so he's still pitching well.  Griffey likes to face him.  Dunn doesn't.  Freel has hit Penny well in the past, so hopefully he'll be able to start something at the top of the order tonight.

It's time for some positive momentum to take hold of this team.  Hopefully yesterday's game was the start of a run.  Penny's a tough pitcher to build off of, but it can be done.  Let's go Reds!

Scheduling note: Tomorrow night, guys put on your super-tiny basketball shorts and ladies put on your over-sized sweaters because we're gonna take you back in time.  Oh yes it's 80s night and the feeling's right.  It should be totally rad!

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Anyone else been dreaming of knocking out Penny?

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's some weird shit, man.

Jeez, sexually deviant cartoon lust?

Try to keep it mainstream, bro.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

80's night?

80’s Reds teams were at times very painful. How about some 80’s Reds trivia? Name the player who hit the most home runs during the 1980’s as a member of the Reds. and…
name the pitcher that gave up the most home runs as a Red during the 80’s.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, 80s night is tomorrow night

but the answers to your questions are Eric Davis and Tom Browning.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

1/2 right though

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit

typo. Mario Soto. I accidentally typed 1981 instead of 1980 in my query.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Soto had 403 more IP in the 80s than Browning, but only 8 more HR allowed.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soto was the man.

It is a shame he played on some really bad teams. Cueto really reminds me of him

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

feist

(she sucks, worst 20 bucks I’ve spent in a while)

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

no no no

I mean that even Todd Coffey can be trusted to reply to that comment

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, what you are saying is that even he wouldn't screw up the reply

but somehow you did?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

I don’t think I’m going to be up for the witty repartee tonight

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

would you take her on tv?

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would not take her on a TV

I would not take her in an RV
I would not like her here or there
I would not like her anywhere

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang it...

I was just about to post something like that…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What you mean to say is

You’re more Green Day than Wham!?

(Is that stretching too much to be a Seussian reference? I think it might be.)

by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

80's night tomorrow?

Dang… Guess I can’t show up… :P

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

on behalf of the really old guys...

just kidding.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah... true...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHA

Go fuck YOURSELF, SlydeFrog

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Where's chandrathan?

Surely there’s some “Like a Surgeon” lyric jokes to be made, but Lord knows I’m not the one to make them.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry dude...i was playing manhunt 2 on the wii. I got that game at the library today...

also, ‘sup brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What junior high student council

did y’all kidnap to come up with our theme nights?

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

next week's theme is fucking awesome

hint: bring a cup

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really do NOT like the sound of that...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself, MM

(no picture needed)

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realize that this doesn't look as light-hearted as I intended it.

Jenny from the prom committee told me to say it. She was upset that you called her Junior High. She’s 17 and has had her license for 10 months now.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

leave the girl for crolfer

he’ll need a prom date

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah... jeez...wait...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a killer Michael J. Fox impression

well done!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah... well... um... thanks....

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, he's doing Jon Cryer!!!

amazing!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah... I don't even know... what i'm doing

...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANDREW MCCARTHY!!!!!!!!!!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're 16

you’ll figure it out as the night goes on

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

okee-doke

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I was feeling...

Like we’d been just unlucky this season…

And I might be right! Anyone see that we’re atop the NL Central in third-order wins?

by bparsonst on Apr 21, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa... first thing i see when i open up the paper:

MUSHROOM HUNTER FINDS WOMAN’S BODY.

huh?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

let me guess

foul play is suspected. Worst news line ever

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm scanning it now for puns...

Actually… yes… It starts off the third paragraph:

Foul play is suspected, ...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think there is a hand book

for stories like that

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it morel season

already in Ohio?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missouri actually... and apparently...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the beginning of it.

Now through mid June or so

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

or do we always get the other teams’ ace this season?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 21, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

at least once or twice a week

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 21, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers

The Reds will be facing a Dodger team that hasn’t been able to hit their way out of a [bad metaphor] of late. Andruw Jones and Russell Martin have been really struggling, though Jones had a decent week, raising his average to .182. James Loney has also been struggling of late, though he atleast hits the ball hard and doesn’t look foolish like Jones does. It seems as if Joe Torre is throwing out a different lineup every night, composing his own game of baseball jenga. Penny, who pitches tonight has been solid and Guo who pitches tomorrow night has been nearly unhittable pitching both out of the pen and starting rotation. With Guo you will probably see something similar to Volquez. Nasty stuff, very wild at times, and striking out a lot of hitters. Since you are facing an NL West team, I have ran your game 3000 times on my simulator, which is competing against the LV Hilton Sports Book for prediction accuracy (Hilton slightly ahead).

Tonight’s Win Expectancy:
My Simulator: Dodgers 50.67%
LV Hilton SB: Dodgers 55.95%

vr, Xeifrank

by Xeifrank on Apr 21, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I like yours better... right now...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

links...

sorry for the blank links.

Simulator and Vegas odds.

vr, Xeifrank

by Xeifrank on Apr 21, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha, thanks

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apology accepted.

Now, just take back what you said about Volquez being wild.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

History of...

being wild. :)
vr, Xeifrank

by Xeifrank on Apr 21, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW.. The fellas at Accuscore..

..have split the middle between you and the Hilton.

My projections are only telling me that your Dodgers are gonna run about 500 pounds of starting pitcher out there over the next two nights… We’re scrappier!

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks...

I pick one sports book and use it the whole season as to not compare apples to oranges.
vr, Xeifrank

by Xeifrank on Apr 21, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh... methinks you have the wrong links...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 21, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The lineups...

Courtesy of Trent:

Dodgers


1. Rafael Furcal ss
2. Russell Martin c
3. Nomar Garciaparra 3b
4. Jeff Kent 2b
5. Andre Ethier lf
6. Matt Kemp rf
7. James Loney 1b
8. Andruw Jones cf
9. Brad Penny p



Reds


1. Ryan Freel cf
2. Brandon Phillips 2b
3. Ken Griffey Jr. rf
4. Adam Dunn lf
5. Jeff Keppinger ss
6. Joey Votto 1b
7. Edwin Encarnacion 3b
8. Paul Bako c
9. Matt Belisle p

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Andruw Jones hitting .169/.290/.305

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I didn’t realize how far he’d fallen.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the Nationals game

I briefly refereed this bizarre argument between two Braves fans-one redneck, one ThugLite-concerning Andruw Jones. Incredibly, they were both wrong.

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...

...he’s the Dodgers’ hottest hitter.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I gather he’s been in a bit of a slump.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr Jones

Jones has an OPS of 1.119 over the past 7 days. That goes to show how far he was, to still have those terrible overall numbers. Furcal OPSed 1.109 over the same period (Source: DT)
vr, Xeifrank

by Xeifrank on Apr 21, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game Time!

Awesome!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow MLB.com

A new labyrinth every day

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Belizzle

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss Josh Fogg

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice lineup Dustbag, lets keep it this way

Ah you guys do you remember the days of davy Lopes, steve Garvey, Ron Cey, Dustbag Baker,Billy Russell, Tommy John, Steve Yeager, Reggie Smith and I believe wasn’t Kent Murker on that team too…Boy we’d have 56,000 plus in Rverfront…thems was the days.
Go Reds

Radiohead killed the Video Star

by Madville on Apr 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I do remember those days

great games against the Dodgers

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jr

seems like he has done ok against Penny in the past. Maybe we will see 597 tonight.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. amazing

He is in mid season form

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's idea was it to put belisle in the rotation?

He’s always sucked!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

...this is not a fortuitous start.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone ever given up a cycle

in their first inning of their first game of the season?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Not yet....

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice effort by phillps

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Fogg

Come back! All is forgiven.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bwwahahahah

to think i was actually optimistic

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

frat belisle

weak, homey

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

This start is bad,

But I have a query to those who bought the audio thing on mlb.com. Is there any way to not get the damn SI subscription with the audio?? Seems like some bull shit stipulation that I’ll end up paying 40 more bucks for.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

the next time i see that bleeker kid, i'm gonna punch him in the weiner

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought it was awesome...it gets 4 stars from me

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

juno is an amazing film

It deals about a tough subject for teenagers in a humorous and new way. It has Jason Bateman, a cameo from Dwight from the office, and if you go to the planned parenthood office, your cock can taste like pie

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude i was at transy this weekend...

a friend of my wife’s had her wedding recpetion at graham’s college…

that is a terrible place for a wedding reception.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I would definitely not reccomend it

It’s historic and alright, but not the place for a wedding reception. But I’m glad you got to be on the campus that inspired the greatness that is me. Also you were surrounded by buildings that I peed on when I was walking back from the bars

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i felt like peeing on something

it was miserable.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should have just walked over to the dorms

go up to the 4th floor and say I vaguely know some guy who used to be in your frat, give me a beer. If anyone said something, you would have to bitchslap them

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and since they go to transy, i could probably bitchslap them without much worry :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey we are almost surrounded by the ghetto

not that bad of a ghetto, but one time my friend got his car stolen from the parking lot by some 12 year olds.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

in lexington, it is in the ghetto...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

all movies have that...

well all movies with teenagers anyway.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't jump on me too much

I’ve only seen two or three 4 star movies in my life, and I’m a film minor. I liked it a lot.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok...

but it sounds like you rate movies too hard…

what are your four star films?

Shawshank?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

harvey?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

my sister in law just got cast as the female lead in Harvey

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

for her high school production

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I do rate too hard. Very cynical.

Let’s see. Of stuff in the last 5 years Pan’s Labyrinth. Children of Men a step below that. Touch of Evil is classic B-Movie Orson Welles

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you liked pan's labyrinth better than the departed?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Departed was simply O.K.

the Hong Kong version was superior. But Scorcese has done ,ost of the good Hollywood stuff in the last 30 years, I don’t mean to insult the man. I had to do a thesis length paper on Pan’s Labyrinth, and was amazed how deep the subtexts went.

by chesirecat on Apr 21, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the departed ended like a wet fart

not that I thought much of Pan’s either

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the last 45 minutes of the departed were pretty great i thought.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought marty had no idea how to end it

and just piled up the bodies

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

once anthony anderson meets them in the elevator,

it gets pretty cool.

also, i liked all of the parts before that too.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

definate four star movie

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well apparently i love wet farts

as I thought the Departed had a great ending. You have to admit it is much better than the ending of Goodfellas, which turned a great movie into a pretty good movie. Also everyone should see In Bruges with Colin Ferrell. Best movie Ive seen this year.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems you have better taste in movies than these other people

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

momma says movies is the devil

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tell that to colonel sanders

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

never saw it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

figures :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobody liked my

stuff white people like link. i agree with you.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

then belisle

pitches a work of art AB to Jeff Kent.

weird cat

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bako just went out

Bako – hey man, did you have an apt in Louisville?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

why does Kemp

where a dog tag?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

should read “wear a dog tag?”

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon junya

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

be aggresive Dunn

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

eat it, neck

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

crap Dunn

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 21, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If you are bored

Count the number of pitches the lady in red sitting in the second row behind home plate actually sees. So far, I’m up to zero.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What's she doing instead?

Checking out the batters’ asses?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's talking to her neighbors

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That drive me nuts

At one Bats game, I ended up next to two guys who spend the whole game loudly talking about work. Never even glanced at the game.

At Yankee Stadium, the people who get the seats behind home plate generally aren’t baseball fans at all. They just show up so you know they’re rich and/or connected enough to get the seats. And spend the whole game yakking on their designer cell phones.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the people who walk up behind the screen on their cell phone

and start waving to the camera… I think I would’ve done quite well to live before the invention of the cell phone…

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 21, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lady in red

it’s not tuesday yet, Jenny

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

tru dat

lol!!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question for anyone who's watching...

With people on base, does Belisle noticeably lose velocity or location?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

question for those posting

are you the real paul householder?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

in seriousness though, i haven't paid enough attention so far to answer your question

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well pay attention then, and stop yakking with your neighbors.

Or talking on your cellphone.

Are you wearing a red dress and sitting behind home plate, perchance?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry...

i’ll do better

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't noticed a real change

he just looks hittable

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

like brendan's mom

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Unfortunately, that’s how he has often looked.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the reds aren't very good are they?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Wellllll

Looking like a short day for Mike Belisle

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

quality comment

wrecked

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's the long man out of the pen?

Fogg?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd think.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nomar says

thanks, beautiful

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BP with a brain fart

not that anyone will notice

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I noticed

but as ‘than will tell you…

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

slyde hates brandon phillips

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 runs

the reds’ offense will 10 innings for that

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

At least...

Belisle lowered his ERA from 9.00 to 4.50 in that inning…

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

one or two of those runs was unearned

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok 9.00

I suck at being a smart-ass sometimes

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they both were unearned as well..

but i’m never sure on those things.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent

is a hero to mullet laden Cops fans everywhere

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

alright kids im gonna eat some dinner

while im gone you do your homework, have the reds score 6 runs, and somebody punch Jeff Kent in the face.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 21, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon Webb: cagey

He assumes nothing!

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to EE?

Gameday has gone directly to Bako, do not pass EE…

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE first pitch swinging after a walk

I might need to desperately suck my own balls

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Thom, D-Backs, drink

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Belisle needs to hit a home run here.

So we can replace him with Josh Fogg and start the game over.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Think Penny would rather face Freel than Belisle?

the way Freel’s hitting, I may think about it.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 21, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday..

...magically changed Bako into EE. But now they’ve skipped Bako and gone directly to Belisle.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a quality service you've got there.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would buy a MLB.TV subscription...

...but I’m afraid to give them my credit card number, because they’re evil incarnate.

Wow, Bako magically reappeared. And he got a walk.

How long can we leave Ross down in AAA on rehab?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's what happened

Walk to Votto
Popup by EdE
Walk to Bako
Belisle up at bat.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a Gameday Miracle!

Wait… is that a good thing?

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penny is not hittin his spots

I forsee runs in the next couple of innings.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

By which team?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008 Cincinnati Reds

Right on Politics, Left on Base

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I think that's our sponsor line next week.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Fuck?

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Pitchers loved Juan Castro"

yes they did, Chris, yes they did

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i think you twisted his words

tricky

also, couldn’t castro have pitched and done this well tonight?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Brian B should go in now.

I hear he made himself a Josh Fogg jersey just for this eventuality.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fogg rolling into the bullpen.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 21, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

In order to keep the pattern up...

There should be a home run here.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Andruw prolly wants a double

so he can sneak a steak sandwich

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday is Really Screwed Up Now

What the heck happened? How’s it 5-0 instead of 3-0? (I can’t listen to the dulcet tones of Marty, since I’m in class tonight.)

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Loney

2-run single.

That visit by Dick Pole sure was effective.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's deep

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least...

...Bako gunned him down. If Gameday can be believed.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do not trust Gameday

It wants to break your heart.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody help me with a dinner decision to help me not think about the Reds' suckiness

$5 Little Ceasar’s pizza
KFC
Crispy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy’s
Moe’s burrito

I can’t decide.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 21, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd go with popeye's

but given your choices little ceasar’s bacon pizza.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're going to need...

A liquid dinner in order to achieve that goal, my friend.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Tale of Moe's

When I lived in Birmingham, Alabama, I LOVED Moe’s. Mostly, I think I loved their spicy hot salsa, and the meal was a mere vehicle for said hot sauce.

So I was fairly happy when I found a Moe’s here in Wisconsin. It ended up being terrible. The chicken tasted bad, the cheese was “dirty” (with olvies and lettuce and crap mixed in through the day’s efforts) and the hot sauce was poorly mixed.

Oh well. :(

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder...

If the fifth starter spot can suck so much that it actually counteracts the improvements in the #3 and #4 slots.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

...bring in Fogg? Or leave Belisle in to take one for the team?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Freel goes Leeroy Jenkins

on Ball 3.

He’s the best.

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey.

What’s Freel dong on first?

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

er...*doing.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK.

Balance has been restored to the universe.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting out

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's nice.

I think he’s been trying to get out more often.

At least it wasn't Grady Little.

by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you see, he's got this morning....

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just me or does that feel like the first hit freels got

ooh good as im typing he got thrown out, eveything is right withthe world

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

SB

getting on my tits, Freel

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Freel...

...is living, breathing proof that speed does not a good baserunner make.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

down 5-0

stolen bases are a ridiculously stupid strategy.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whose idea was it?

Did it come from the dugout, or do they let Freel steal at will?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really doesn't matter at this point

If the Reds don’t know that Freel will do stuff like that, they shouldn’t let him on base.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

Marty’s son thinks that some USA Today editor said some of the most unfair things anybody has ever said about anybody. Is that ironic?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Put away the Alanis, Jenny

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gave up my virginity to Tommy Schumacher

while listening to “Head over feet”

Is that ironic?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he does have 12 successful stolen bases, so its still a positive

oh wait what,,, he doesn’t??

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 21, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

brandon phillips hits a lot of popups

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

with an infectious smile

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Is Almost

Killing my ESPN Fantasy Team single-handedly.

"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."

by Senor Pez on Apr 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

these threads are worn

Time for new ones.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wild bill walker

Marty just complained about a Wild Bill Walker. Who is he?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 21, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

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