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Around SBN: Terry Collins, David Wright, And The Mets/Brewers Kerfuffle

Game 19 Thread: Brewers at Reds, Part II

God Bless America.

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People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the move to keep Harang in

how many pitches does he have?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

97 i believe

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully he can get a quick inning

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I hate to say it in a tie game but go ahead and let him make th ethird out.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 20, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

Have you met our bullpen?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah... Forgot about that one...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three up. Three down.

It’s like that inning never happened.

Except that I posted this comment about it.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 20, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Harang did his job at the plate.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turn that lineup over.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

our "leadoff" man...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

they can do that on radio?

I thought the FCC shut that stuff down.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow gallardo's coming back

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

well

they only have 14 pitchers on their staff right now.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

crud...

not a good start…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no

Smaw baw!!!!

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would you leave Gallardo in here?

He’s at 112 pitches in his first start off the DL. Guy on base in a tie game, perfect pinch hit opportunity.

Awful, awful move, IMO. I’ll take it.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

i will not take it

i refuse it

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lemme throws this out there:

in the bottom of the eighth, pinch hit hopper for patterson, so that noho can do one of those little buntle thingies he does

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd have been fine with that

in the top of the first.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

three is hardly a small sample size

it’s bigger than at least two numbers that i can think of off the top of my head

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's also bigger than all of the negative numbers

don’t forget that.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

not if you square them

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

patterson is on a roll today

two BB’s. But i’m the original NoHo bandwagon driver…

by obc2 on Apr 20, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Junya!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Junior!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

double play!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

double play!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

They're leaving Gallardo in there?

And what’d Griff do?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

nice catch at the wall in foul territory

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the wall on the stands, not the HR wall

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

then he ate it without chewing

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he ate a baseball without chewing

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...

That IS impressive…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Running catch in foul territory.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, FUCK YOU rickie weeks

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, in Louisville...

Jay Bruce is 2 for 2 with a double.

Ross is 1 for 2 with a home run.

Hairston is 2 for 3 with a double.

Andy Phillips is not the lineup, despite what Rick Sweet said yesterday.

And the Yankees announcers are fretting about how the Yankees are going to get Chad Moeller through waivers and back to Scranton once Posada is healthy again. He’s playing too well! The scouts have spotted him!

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap

Moeller just missed a home run by inches. I thought it was gone, but it hit the top of the wall. Stand up double.

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you at the game?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you watching?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching it on YES

Damon just homered, scoring Moeller. I guess that’s one way to deal with slow runners clogging the bases…

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know....

I’m starting to think we might have something with this Harang kid.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

small sample size

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

id rather have jose guillen than corey patterson

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Harang

in CF on his off days than Corey Patterson.

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm not sold yet...

Jose Guillen was exactly the kind of player this team could use more of. Veteran presence and what not. But, I guess you can mark me down as cautiously optimistic.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

They let Gallardo bat and then they still took him out? huh?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a great hitter!

plus they only have 3 guys on their bench

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

SuperAIDS?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

carrying 14 pitchers

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

theyre carrying 14 pitchers because they couldnt figure out how to get gallardo back onto the 25 man

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're trying to figure out what to do with Ben Sheets

if he can’t start on Wednesday, they’ll probably DL him. But they didn’t want to rush him to the DL if he’s not THAT hurt.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

Does that mean they’re carrying 14 pitchers?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were carrying 13 pitchers

Activated Gallardo from the DL to start today, and sent down a position player. Hence, 14 pitchers and only 3 bench guys. Speculation is they’ll send this Stetter kid back down and bring Gwynn up, but my guess is they couldn’t get all that done in time to get Gwynn back for today’s game.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hats for Bats!

Somebody needs to try some Pedro Cerrano “Jobu” type stuff for the reds bats.

by obc2 on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Corey Patterson

hindsight’s 0 for 20.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jay Bruce is starting to sound good...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that ship has sailed.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope... I tied it to the dock...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

(foresight)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

(foreskin)

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

when is the earliest the reds can bring him up

and still avoid starting the clock

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly i think now

isnt that what happened with longoria?

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 20, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

his clock started. usually the super-2 year applies to guys brought up before june, but it depends on everyone else

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the clock "starts" when he comes up

whether or not this speeds up his arbitration years depends on every other player that starts their career this year too.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is no set date

it depends on the percentage of players with 2+ years experience. I can’t remember what percent (20?), but if he is in the top percent in terms of service time, he is a super 2.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm less worried about when he starts arbitration

and more worried about when he’ll hit free agency. Super 2 guys still have to have 6 full years of service time before they’re Free Agents, they just get 4 shots at arbitration.

I believe we are past the point where he could accrue a full year of service time for the 2008 season.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco warming up.

Delicious.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ummm..

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap... no win for Harang...

Why can’t we frickin score?!?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

this is getting to be ridonkulous...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

crolfer, it's not all about scoring

sometimes, you just want to show the lady a good time while keeping her respectable.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang needed the W... he deserved it...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

why

his team needs the win more. I’ll take whoever gets it.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on coc

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ok

(both of them are possible)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright, tHom hates bunts

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

minus the

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see the headline tomorrow

“Hardy has Hard on for Reds Pitching.”

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that would not be the headline

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should ask Rick House

I think he works at a paper.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Late to this party

and my wireless sucks. But I’d like to point out that CP currently has a lower batting average than the hitting machine that is Aaron Harang. Solid work out of the lead-off spot.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

what he said...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 on, 0 out

Hardy Singled, Braun walked.

And, as I write, a double play.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes please

From the outbreak of vulgarities I thought a run had come through for sure, who’s on the mound?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The new guy.

He just earned his paycheck.

Double play and a groundout.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

mlb.tv is so far behind you guys. I know this is gonna be bad too.

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 20, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

double play!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

double play!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

whew

that was nice

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Double play!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

HELLZ YEA!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Corey Hart is up...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

COREY HART HAS A LITTLE PRICK

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

OUT! YES!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else hold their breath

when they saw who that ground ball was going to?

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, I had no clue... I got Gameday up...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just so we're all aware...

the Reds must win in the bottom of the ninth because Bill Hall is up first in the tenth

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I pre-emptively blame you

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

(That's a ditto from Pokemon)

One of the original 150, so it’s ok…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love paying for a product that sucks

and then see that it is quicker to follow the gamethreads.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLYYYY CAPS

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ON

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ON HERE

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ON!!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh

Cowboy’s down! Cowboy’s down!

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

KILL THE RALLY SON

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

CMON DUNN!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS RALLY NEEDS TO DIE!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT DUNNER

STOP BEING WORTHLESS

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT HE SAID....

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

SON OF A SHIT

COMMON JOEY

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

no twas not

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRAP... UP TO VOTTO, EH?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT LOOKED NASTY

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT

JOEY VOTTO IS NOT A CLUTCH PLAYER

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT EH

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus.

Cy Stetter with another great inning.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah... so could Nolan Ryan in his current state...

Or Cy Young for that matter

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRAP... BEAN BILL HALL... SO HE CAN'T HURT US... TOO MUCH

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

no, seriously

bean that motherfucker

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell of a half inning!

way to stick it to ‘em redlegs

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

we're gonna lose

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

leave coco out there for one more

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Blasphemy!

Closers pitch inning 9 and inning 9 only!

by Gray on Apr 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

We’ll just have Doc Kremchek do a little between-inning surgery to fix him right up.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to bet $50 that Weathers needs surgery

because Dusty said before the game that Kremchek told him that he was confident that Weathers didn’t have structural damage.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thought exactly

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pre-emptively blame you...

if he doesn’t need surgery

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz

no homer…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Please work, please work, please work

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Burton!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

No, he's a closer

we’re lucky he even pitches for this team right now.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because closers always only pitch one inning, always, every time.

Just like how center fielders always bat leadoff and middle infielders always hit second.

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by BK on Apr 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLEASE HIT HIM WITH A PITCH!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

this would be a bad matchup for us in a game of many innings

considering they have 14 pitchers and we have 11

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

BILL HALL IS JARED BURTON'S BIOLOGICAL SON

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Bill Hall SLAYER...

Jared Burton!

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by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

SIKE!!!

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Jerry Hairston

Just hit a three-run homer. He’s a triple short of the cycle.

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a beast

i want him for our leadoff hitter

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Castro/Patterson or Hairston/Bruce...

Hmmm… Tough decision

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

update

i have been booted from the TV, will have to catch the final result here with you dudes.

by obc2 on Apr 20, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Wrestling?

Or Cubs game? :)

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 yr old getting bored

watching some flippin Tivo’d Wrestling HOF induction ceremony.

by obc2 on Apr 20, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrestling has a HOF?

Is it real?

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

gilmore girls?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you dissing GG?

A MILF and a DILF, what’s not to like?

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

me?

nope. forced to watch more episodes than i want to admit

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs

Just replied to your email. I think you’ll be amused.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

dude that's awesome

can we put it up here?

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to confirm

And find the audio. We’ll see. :)

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome... we got past Hall... The game is ours...

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

(AT least until Hall comes up again)

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow... Pirates are rallying against Dumpster...

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

dude... LaRoche (Adam) is weak...

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

crud

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

David Eckstein has more offensive

production today than the entire Reds’ lineup.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 20, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

David Eckstein Love Midget Porn...

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not good

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Son of a fuck

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit Edwin!

you gotta get that! got to!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

damn it

before the haters start up, remember this game would be over if not for edwin

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

im sure he's never worked on it a day in his life

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

christ

get him the fuck off my team, i cant watch this shit

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Castellini?

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

or don't remember that

whichever

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh... My... Gawd...

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

EdE

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by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I repeat

Son of a fuck

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll tell you one thing

you don’t want to lose this way.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry!

Our offense will get us right back in it!

by Gray on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

unreal

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by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahah

that was funny

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Error or what?

I’m still blind

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

e, wp

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no...

no no no no no. I can’t believe it…

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

EdE booted a routine grounder

that might have been a dp ball. And then Burton threw one away

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by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you joking?

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

what makes it better

is that the reds only have 11 as a team

by kcox17 on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait there was an error?

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's the worst player ever

we get it.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i disagree...

i have definately seen worse players than EDE.

He’s actually pretty good.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh...

that was a bad time for a wild pitch.

by Gray on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE

is headed to Louisville. I’m not saying he should, but I’d put a lot of money on it.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm thinking EdE shoulda come out in the double switch

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

he leads off the next inning.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap...

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m tired of the eDe praise, to many errors for my tastes and not enough bat.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

excuse me?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could probably do without ethnic slurs

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

seriously

that’s lame on your part.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

I actually get to say it and mean it. That’s racist. Don’t be a tool.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that shit was racist!

i can’t believe it!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

EEE is the most frustrating player ever.

Oh, and nice wild pitch Burton. Dammit.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Too late

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Maddux

Chews Levi Garret. That’s all I got.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

should we post the wrap thread now?

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

single to EdE

should the play have been made??

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think so

not where he was positioned. He was really guarding the line. I think it’s a hit, but I would have liked to see him make that play.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

90% of 3B make that play 50% of the time. :)

It was a tough ball, not impossible, but tough.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, they need two runs

let’s make some noise for once. Don’t just roll over for these bitches.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I give up...

This team is so frustrating…

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Knight

Sellout.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I go to High School...

The whole language thing doesn’t really matter…

That was scary… Bob Knight is a scary person…

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strangely

He reminds me a bot of my father with his demeanor/appearance. I stayed out of trouble as a kid, obviously.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAPS ON...

I TYPE THAT WITH VERY LITTLE ENTHUSIASM I AM ASHAMED TO SAY…

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS

ON WITH ENTHUSIASM. REFUSE TO BE SWEPT REDS.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burton's been frustrating this year

He’s striking out a ridiculous number of batters, but he’s giving up so many runs and runners. Hopefully he’ll turn it around quickly

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Explanation?

Why did Dusty pull our closer in a one run game after just a 1/2 inning of work? I mean I could see pulling for a pinch hitter if the batting order went that way but.. Oh wait it’s Dusty.

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

C-L-O-S-E-R

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

then he shouldn't ever pitcc

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

or pitch

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

P-R-E-V-I-E-W

hehe… jk

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAPS ON

REDEEM YOURSELF, EDWIN

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

COMMON EDE!!

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be damned

Touche, Mr. Encarnacion.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

HELLZ YEA!!!!

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

well

good for him. Hopefully someone else can pick him up here!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

EEE!!!!!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So the moral of the story

is Ede hits homeruns anytime he makes a huge error that gives up a lead…

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

or tie

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy $@#% on a F*@&#^ Sandwich!

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!!!

Ballzy

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

does that matter?

im asking a serious question to edwin haters. does it matter that he homered twice and provided all our offensive production, or do untimely errors negate everything else?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

im gonna go ahead and say, yes, it does matter

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We shall see... If we score again... It matters

If we don’t… get ready for a helluva lot of EdE hating…

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT MATTERS!!!

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

how did they learn how to hit suddenly

by cokane on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck yeah FUCKERS

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BAKO!!!!!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST

TIE FUCKING BALLGAME. SUCK IT, GAGNE.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHHAHHDJKSHA

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It's

Gag me time!

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

... GAGNE JUST GAGGED!!!

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

no, it's real

I just watched it. I don’t believe it. But I watched it.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backah to back

aaaand a Belly to belly

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

SUCK IT GAGNER!!

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Gagne!

what on earth is going on? At this rate, our bullpen’s going to have 2/3 of the decisions.

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by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

yay!

Then it’s Derrick Turnbow!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who do they turn(bow) to?

yeah pretty lame, but hey

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by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats called a crucifix

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shortstop cover your ears!

Everything they told you is true, dont worry

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey really thats not cool

dont make fun of my beliefs and everything is fine. I never did anything to offend you and what you said offended me

by shortstopv2 on Apr 20, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite

But the best I could do on short notice. How about Christ on a Hog?

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weeeeeellll smokies

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

winning run aboard

BUNT MOTHERFUCKER, BUNT!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hopper

for patterson. bunt single!! do it dusty

by kcox17 on Apr 20, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

it makes sense

except for the R/L thing.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree

besides for the fact we are talking about bunting

by kcox17 on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that was snark

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I was talking about it from Dusty’s perspective

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I gather its tied

were they back to back or did bako get knocked in?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

b2b

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

B2B

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL

WHAT A GAME

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinch hit NoHo

Get your bunt on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

pinch run freel

bunt with hopper

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by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

play for the win

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

pinch running Freel is playing to win?

please don’t get picked off
please don’t get picked off
please don’t get picked off
please don’t get picked off
please don’t get picked off

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREEL IN TO PINCH RUN

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Torres is in... We can pwn him

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

to paraphrase bobby knight

“I’m sick and fuckin’ tired of an 8-10 record! I’m fuckin’ tired of losing to fuckin’ Milwaukee!”

by buckeye22fox on Apr 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

why is hopper not in there?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK patterson

i no longer like you

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Has patterson put a bunt on the ground yet?

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me?

where is the cowboy’s bitch ass here talking about not being able to put down bunts

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by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Patterson... go stick a certain part of your body in a cheese grinder...

way to get that bunt down… not

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

you tell 'em crolf-man!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody get that guy a cigarette

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Welsch just said he might go first and third with freel

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by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Corey, pull an Edwin. You're not clutch either.

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by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

21

Blackjack!

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes

what was he swinging at?

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I will defend him and say that he too should not be punished for his small sample mistakes

however, the move that should be made is that he needs to stop leading off. That should have been the case from day one.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think his career is a decent sample size

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

but if he was batting 7th or 8th, I’d take his improved defense in CF.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a good point

ill allow it

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

awful!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

"Struggling isn't the right word for corey"

That’s true. He’s playing as sucky as expected.

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking

“consistent”

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

consitent

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue uppercut swings.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

COMMON BP

End this shizz.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

an extra year of arb for jay bruce!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit BP

you don’t need a HR right now….just don’t make an out!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

so...

does freel play 1B next inning

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

valentin

if it gets to that

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd move EdE over there and play Freel at third...

Can EdE play first?

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keppingers

Castro to SS

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kepp would move over, I'd think.

If they think Freel can play short.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had this fear that the Patterson signing would be like the Womack signing

For a few games, I had some hope, now I want nothing more than to get rid of him

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

brandon!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo Hoo

Woo hoo. Woooooo hooooooo, woooooo hoooooooo. I hate that song.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

atta boy BP

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

michael?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure he did see that

i don’t think his visual acuity is off

by buckeye22fox on Apr 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't here at the time

and I didn’t see the play on TV, but just before Dunn got thrown out, I told my wife that he was gonna get thrown out because Kepp had fouled the ball off so much that he would be worn out.

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see the double steal

It’s Jason Kendall behind the plate – he throws out under 20% of base-stealers

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw that

I’d love to see them have to change the sign in CF.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello chums

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks for stopping by

but we’re about to end this party

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

right.... NOW JUNYA!!!!!!!!!!

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by boobs on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aloha

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wazzabi?

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by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUNYA!!!!!!

BALL GAME!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ballgame!

Junya!

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by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh jesus thank you

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 20, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No Problem

But I’m gonna need you to shine the pipes on my Harley.

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by jch24 on Apr 20, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bray

just gave up his first run of the year. A two-run homer. (One run was Majewski’s.)

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ummm

funny timing

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fireworks

This time, it’ll be the start of something!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 20, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME OVER!!!!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 20, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice comeback!

Go Reds!

On page 244 of the new fall catalog, you'll see the new power sweater, made especially for baseball General Managers and not Cosby show conventions attendees.

by Pilsner73 on Apr 20, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

great game

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 20, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

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