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by Rick House on Apr 20, 2008 4:45 AM EDT in News

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Triple-A: Homer owned. He had very little trouble in 7.1 innings, allowing five hits and a walk and striking out three as the Bats chucked the Mud Hens 5-0. Toledo -- a lineup that includes Curtis Granderson, Timo Perez and former Bat Dane Sardinha -- didn't get on base until the fourth inning and never got a runner past second. Bill Bray and Jim Brower took care of the final 1.2 innings and had zero trouble. Those two guys have thrown 15 innings for Louisville, striking out 22 and allowing no runs. Jay Bruce was 2 for 5, and Jerry Hairston Jr. was 3 for 5 to go back over .400. UP NEXT: Game 2 of 2 at Toledo, 2 p.m.

Double-A: Sam LeCure owned. He gave up just three hits and struck out four as the Lookouts also rolled 5-0. It was Chattanooga's first shutout of the season. Shaun Cumberland (acquired with Jorge Cantu in the Calvin Medlock trade last July) was 2 for 3 with his second homer of the season. Danny Ray Herrera contributed a shutout appearance. UP NEXT: The series with the Mobile BayBears continues today at 2:15.

Jones

High A: Just about everyone got hits as Sarasota pushed past Fort Myers 2-1. Justin Turner was 2 for 4 and Chris Valaika, Drew Stubbs and Juan Francisco all doubled. Jordan Smith scattered seven hits over 6 innings, striking out 5. He's struck out at least 5 in all four of his starts this season. UP NEXT: A three-game set with Dunedin starts today at 1.

Low A: Keltavious Jones was 3 for 4 with two triples, but Dayton fell 4-3 to Clinton in 11 innings. Todd Frazier was 2 for 5 and Brandon Waring had a double and three strikeouts. Matt Klinker had another nice start, allowing 6 hits in 5.2 innings, striking out three. He hasn't allowed an earned run in his two starts for the Dragons. UP NEXT: Series finale vs. LumberKings, 2 p.m.

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Jerry Hairston

There’s an article about him today in the Louisville Courier-Journal. It says he played two years with a broken rib, which is why his hitting was so bad the last couple of seasons.

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 7:28 AM EDT reply actions

did Rick House get scooped by his own newspaper?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions

I keep reading that name...

...as “Brick House.”

Isn’t that what they used to say about a woman with big boobs? “She’s built like a brick [out] house”?

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

by BubbaFan on Apr 20, 2008 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions

he's letting it all hang out

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 20, 2008 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions

brick shit house

Don't listen to Stalin, kid, he's a punk...

by Man Mountain on Apr 20, 2008 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions

That's a pretty good song by Placebo

by Brendanukkah on Apr 20, 2008 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions

Allow me aid in your interpretation of the objectification of women...

A woman “built like a brick shithouse” will have not only “big boobs” but also every other fantastic part of the body tightly packaged and wraps in impossible curves.

See: The Commodores

Chorus:
She’s a brick-—house
Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
She’s a brick—-house
The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact,
ain’t holding nothing back.
She’s a brick——house
She’s the one, the only one,
who’s built like a amazon
We’re together everybody knows,
and here’s how the story goes.

Verse:
1. She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

(Chorus)

Verse:
2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she’s built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees

(Chorus)

Bridge:
Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)