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Arizona Diamondbacks at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 2, 2008 7:10 PM EDT


 


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Arizona Diamondbacks
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Apr 2, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

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Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 50.

Dan Haren vs Bronson Arroyo

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AP Photo by Nam Y. Huh       AP Photo by Keith Srakocic

 

Time to wipe off the frustration of game one and remember that there are still 161 of these bad boys to be played.  Arroyo looked like the badass that he was in 2006 during his last Spring start.  If he can carry that over into the season the Reds will be mighty grateful.

A couple of unrelated notes:

- In a secret meeting of the RR Pentaverate it was determined that we at Red Reporter will be adopting the Kansas City Royals this year as our American League Sister Team.  Justification for the decision was as follows:

1. Joe Posnanski is a writer for their team, a former writer for the Cincinnati Post and is currently writing a book about the Big Red Machine.  He's the best sports writer in the country and if we can't have him writing for us, he can at least have us reading for him.

2. Stat-friendly manager Trey Hillman and internet stat community darling Brian Bannister means the team is forward thinking and looking for new ways to be competitive - something many of us wish the Reds were doing.

3. They have some young, exciting players, including Billy Butler, Alex Gordon, Mark Teahan, and Joakim Soria.  And Joey Gaithright has mad hops.

4. They've had a tough go of it with only one winning season since the strike killed their last real shot at the playoffs.

5.  They too know what it's like to suffer through Bob Boone as a manager.  Plus 4 of their last 8 managers have been catchers, the same ratio as the Reds.  Not sure why that matters, but it does.

6. They are man-handling the AL Central favorite Detroit Tigers in their first two games, including a 3-hit shutout this afternoon of the Tigers' vaunted offense.  If you're going to jump on the bandwagon, you need to do it early.

7. They also have a truck in the outfield. Theirs, however, is slightly reachable.

8. JD Said so.

So please feel free to root for our Royal brethren.  They're in a much tougher division than the Reds, so they'll need all of the help they can get.

- JD asked me to encourage you to use the recommend function on threads and comments.  We're not completely sure what will happen when we all start doing that, but we won't know until we find out.

Haren photo courtesy of AP, taken by Nam Y. Huh
Arroyo photo courtesy of AP, taken by Keith Srakocic

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who's in the Pentaverate?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 2, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, The Rothchilds and JD

JD took Col. Sanders position when he went tits up.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Start working on your drunken-Scottish accent

'cause for some reason I want to hear you say that tonight!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 2, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Did anyone see Hobbs

hit the game winner in the 9th. Damn, I hope The Wagon is good.

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 2, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I drafted Hamilton late in my fantasy league

and everyone was like he is going to be in AAA by May, big league pitchers got him figured out. It is incredibly early, but I think Hamilton is going to be productive this year. I just hope EV is too.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRST!

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

not even close

But I appreciate the enthusiasm.

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't get it

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 2, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

minor complaint

The reds already suck, why does our sister team have to suck as well?

"The only people who like Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic girls in the south" ~ Eric Cartman

by chandrathan on Apr 2, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

dude

We've only had 1 game... isn't the enthusiasm supposed to last at least 1-2 series?

Illusions Michael. Tricks are what whores do for money...and candy.

by Steve Holt on Apr 2, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds

are a half game in front of the Cubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ted Lilly started for my fantasy team

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The lineup

Courtesy of The Fay:

Corey Patterson CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Joey Votto 1B
Paul Bako C
Bronson Arroyo P

Rotation:

Thursday -- Johnny Cueto v. Arizona LH Doug Davis
Friday -- Josh Fogg v. Philadelphia RH Kyle Kendrick
Saturday -- Aaron Harang v. Philadelphia RH Adam Eaton
Sunday -- Edinson Volquez v. Philadephia RH Brett Myers
Monday -- Bronson Arroyo v. Philadelphia LH Cole Hamels

Monday's game at at 12:35 p.m. It was originally scheduled for 7:10. It was switched because of the NCAA Final.

Dusty said Votto will play tonight because he doesn't want him sitting too long. Hatteberg will get the start against the lefty tomorrow, because he's better against southpaws than Votto.

Bako is starting because of the D-backs' speed. He thinks they're less likely to run on Bako than on Javy.

I'm glad Dusty is willing to share his reasoning. Last year, seems like everything was top secret.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

it looks to me

like FSN here in Cap City is going to show us the Cavs game. so i guess i'll be catching up on this season's Lost on abc.com instead. its so easy how a long offseason can make us forget all the little dangers of redsfandom.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i have WOW!

im not as ecstatic as the exclamation point would suggest, obviously.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

XM 183..

and I'm on my 2nd Sam Adams Irish Red-- hopefully its lucky for our team.

by redohdee on Apr 2, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

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We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

No, no.

Just wanted to see the game I payed yall for was all.

Plus ca change...

by Man Mountain on Apr 2, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

So the Reds already down a run

I'm not sure how.

Plus ca change...

by Man Mountain on Apr 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i'm writing and studying tonight

so no beer for me

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, Bukowski

Are you Henry Chinaski?
No, the name's Blake, Bill Blake.

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 3, 2008 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad Arroyo tonight

Too cold to feel the breaking stuff? Young double, advanced on a groundout, scored on a Byrnes groundout...
now an Upton solo shot-- and not a cheap one, according to Marty

by redohdee on Apr 2, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

So Correy Patterson costs $3M

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

Did you hear Hal talking to Marty?

Hal thinks Dusty's little buddy got thrice what he should have.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i don't think Hal likes Dusty

he keeps writing that Dusty is a good manager, but everything Dusty has done wrong. I guess it isn't fashonable to not like Dusty.

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A shame

I thought Hal was color blind.

by ken on Apr 2, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 3, 2008 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Royals

I'm cool with that... Kaufman's an awesome stadium... Right on I-70...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be nice if Arroyo can get the third

without giving up a rocket shot and a run.

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

im here

did anybody miss me?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I did not.

But I just got here myself so I haven't had enough time to miss you.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well thank you

.....i think

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

good throw by bako tho

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

how about Bronson struggling

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

2 runs isnt stuggling

lets be optimistic

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is struggling early

he gave up 2 rockets, and walked two. He walked a type rope to get out of the third. He may right himself, and throw another 3 or 4 scoreless innings.

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 pitches the first inning

39 pitches the last 2 innings. Think he'll go more than 5 tonight?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

what did votto do?

i missed it

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is kinda dead tonight

i think we need another gif

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know

where our offense went?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

texas

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why did we have to start with the DBacks?

Didn't we face the D'Backs last year about a month or so into the season and they kicked our ass? I think that was the series that made my admit that we weren't gonna' do jack last year. It may the series this year too.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

IIRC

The Snakes were their first road opponent. Orlando Hudson hit a late home run to win one of the games. Reds lost the series 1-2? Did Belisle pitch relatively well in one of the games?

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that the time

he almost threw a no hitter?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Gameday is correct...

...the Reds have only one hit so far.

And it's by...surprise, surprise...Keppinger.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

bronson looks nasty

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

nice 4th.

hopfully he can get 2 more in.

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

PATTERSON!!!!

i told ya

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope we're paying him well

He's a star!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

Diss the three million dollar man, will you?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

Can't be too upset about that...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

When did Votto

change his name to Corey Patterson?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess that was a rally killer

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

if i said patterson would have the first HR

of the year who woulda believed me?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty Baker?

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

i would agree

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at that...

Keppers draws the walk...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

wooooooo

good thing the throw was off!!!

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

think that Griffey is having an affair with the secratary of state

?????????????????

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP PATTERSON DID SOMETHING

And I actually made it to the game thread! Hooray!

So, um. How long until Jr. is injured and I can stop complaining about him batting third, in front of Dunn?

by Gray on Apr 2, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You're in the wrong thread.

There's no complaining here. Just C-Pat love, baby.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

alright

this is what a lead feels like. Haven't felt this in a long time.

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's

what losing a lead feels like - oh yeah, we all remember that!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i really need to get some studying done

you people have fun. I can't keep coming back to Redreporter tonight.

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by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HELLZ YEA!!

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got on!

Nice to be back on a game thread, I feel a bit rusty I should go to an extended spring training thread...thank you, thank you jokes like that only come from me!

What is the score?

Shoot I forgot the D-Backs got Haren!

"Touchdowns are the most over rated stat in football, first downs are what win games!"-ESPNs Skip Bayless on why Tony Romo is not a good QB

by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought you were on the DL

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah there is a scoreboard on top of the thread...

Great 1st Game Thread Post of the 2008 season jackass!

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by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

nasy curve

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Job Edwin!

9 pitch at bat, I don't care if he struck out, that's impressive

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ede

Is the new Dunn though...us average fans are going to use him as the Punching Bag for when the reds lose!

Consider this a warning for all you Ede fans!

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by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds good

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looked like strike 3

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Right where Pitch 3 was

Which was called a strike...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING~~~~~

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

not helping your case eddie

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

By my count

that makes two runs at the expensive of Ede's glove this year. I'm interested to see what Dusty says about that at the end of the game.

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He won't mention it

He'll be too busy describing C-Pat's home run...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

no excuse

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so were both those runs

earned?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

you know,

that could have been much worse. bronson pitched his guts out there.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If i was the other team...

I'd just bunt down the third basee line time and time again...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhhhhh!

Don't give them any ideas.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I turned on the TV

just in time to see the replay of EE's error. Yikes.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I turned on the TV

just in time to see the Patterson homerun. Yikes.

That was one thing that Brantley was right about all night: Patteron's homerun is going to come with some consequences. If Patterson hits 20 homeruns this year, he'll hit .220 with a .280 OBP.

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently fsn

says both runs were unearned

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

thats two pinch hits for noho

im seeing an unattractive pattern...

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think...

...other teams are starting to realize that pitching to NoHo is easy: don't give him anything to bunt.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look.

It's Todd Coffey.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he still looks obese to me

nutrisystem hasn't contacted him yet?

by buckeye22fox on Apr 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

coffee looking like

07 form

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

coffee is a whimp

When it counts, he simply can't perform. His problem isn't physical. He's just a whimp.

(Is that too harsh?)

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by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

(yes)

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

...but it does seem like he's kind of a head case.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pattersons arm

is it any good?

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE,,,,,,,,,,,,

I so hoped they would give up trying to teach him how to throw.....maybe we should go to the american league and then he could be our DH?

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Bako.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He's an awful baseball player, for one.

It really is a joke that he's on the team. Seriously, go to his baseballreference page. I guarantee you didn't think he was as bad as he is.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dropped the ball at home plate.

Griffey's throw was good enough to get the out, but Bako is developing David Lee Ross syndrome.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a bad throw

caused by misplaying the fly, according to Marty

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by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Thom and Brantley attesting that if Bako would have caught the ball, the guy would have been out. He didn't touch the plate on the slide, so if Bako would have caught it, he would have been able to tag him out pretty easily.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The throw was a 3-hopper from short right

And Bako did a great job of blocking the plate. Even a mediocre throw would have been enough.

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by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah....

But then he took his eye off the ball......he sucks.

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson should spend less time singing about shitty hamburgers

and more time, like, throwing strikes. And Edwin should spend less time working on his stupid little chin strap and more time working on getting his double vision checked out, because that's the only goddamn excuse for a throw that bad.

And Todd Coffey should go ahead back to his Star Trek convention if he's going to suck this hard in the regular season.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Grrrr....

3rd baseman can't throw and the catcher can't catch or call a game......jeeeeez

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that play wasnt all bakos fault

coffee shouldnt even have let haren touch the ball

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

todd coffee still in??????

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do our innings go by so quickly

and their's go on seemingly for half an hour

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo

The Reds make me want to drink heavily.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 2, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

dont sweat the petty

pet the sweaty

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now THAT is a place for an RR outing.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

bako

just made up for that miss played ball

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

nice!

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

did conor jackson get hurt?

'cause i dont think burke should be playing 1B otherwise...

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

dunn looks like an elf

with his new haircut and his ear sticking out of his helmet

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

In other NL Central News:

Brad Hawpe just hit a solo shot of the Cards to tie things up in the 4th

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Two Games...

Two errors for EdE.
Some things never change.

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice at bat...

EdE!!!!!
Can't help it.....

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just curious...

...who do you propose we install at third? Juan Castro? Ryan Freel? Ryan Zimmerman (the Nats will let him go soon, they can't afford him)?

Seriously, he's streaky at the plate and he's streaky in the field, but the kid is still a good player.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say once gonzo gets back

kepp moves to third

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

great idea

why dont we also make harang our setup man, trade dunn for carl crawford, and tear up the mound to put in a mini-putt course?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's just cruel.

Putting up the mini-putt after we trade Dunn?

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you can only play the mini-putt

if you know how to SWING A DAMN BAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

not happeing now

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

votto finds out

you get hits when you swing the bat

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Votto!

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang...

Cards just took a lead with Rick Ankiel home run...

And Hrabosky is comparing Ankiel to Babe Ruth... idiot

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

cause babe ruth

took seroids right?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell

is this Kent Mercker guy? Some rookie phenom?

He is looking GOOD.

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

kent mercker

mowin' down suckas like he's mowin' the lawn

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy... something or other

Mercker is kickin it

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think...

He is in Canseko's new book......

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

wow... Good job Mercker

Methinks it's the last time I'll be saying that, but who knows?

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

is tommrows game gonna be on fsn

or mlb extra innings, or neither?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking like

Another fine bullpen performance marred by no offense. Surely Dusty's gonna mix it up for the series finale, right?

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

thom thinks

freel will play 3rd tommrow

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't lie to me.

Any phrase starting with "Thom thinks" obviously is bullshit.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has evidently already said Bako is playing.

So if JV starts..consider that the wrath of Fistbands.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

one pitch

one out

Corey Patterson, ladies and gentlemen

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

keppinger 3-3 and a walk

when gozo comes back kepp should be playing 3rd everyday

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that...

Is a great idea. Trade Ede for a left handed arm...

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

nothing to say, kepps 3-3 no errors and edwin is 0-3 with a costly 2 run error

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

you have every right to be as stupid as you like, but do not antagonize. just a friendly word of warning.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Glad you can be so specific.

YEAH! A LEFT HANDED ARM!

Oh, and when Keppinger is our starting 3B, you realize that means Juan Castro will be starting at least twice a week if not more and will be a full-time starter if anyone gets hurt or somebody's son falls mysteriously ill again, right?

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geki speaks the truth

Encarnacion is the best option we've got and he's showed some major promise

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left handed starter...of course

You are right, we'll just keep watching errors everynight from the corner...OK., seriously, I just don't understand this man-crush you guys got on EdE?
Every year. Even though he doesn't get better?

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't mess with the Geki

He eats children's souls for dinner...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

he has made marked strides every year. he is geting better, and he still quite young. he's had two bad games. cool off.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A left handed starter such as?

Don't give me that ctownboy bullshit, either. Jonathan Sanchez? Noah Lowry? Joe Saunders? Who you got in mind, buddy?

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is going to play though

reds spent too much, plus baker hearts gozo

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kep

What a hitter.....you gotta play that guy everyday.

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhhh...

Keppinger: 3 for 3 with a walk
The rest of the team: 3 for 26, no walks

by Gray on Apr 2, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This team just looks...

anemic. No energy at all.

Illusions Michael. Tricks are what whores do for money...and candy.

by Steve Holt on Apr 2, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

EDE?

I presume that is who you are referring to...despite his ill advised error earlier.

Illusions Michael. Tricks are what whores do for money...and candy.

by Steve Holt on Apr 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey...

I said "at least one."

by Gray on Apr 2, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Dusty hired to inspire?

He's inspiring me to hate this entire team very quickly, but I'm not sure that was the goal.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

I think EdE must have fucked Jeff Brantley's wife or something.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Apr 2, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

its kinda scary

how they jump on a guy so hard after only 2 games, huh?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 Games?

It's been two years....

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and as i recall

he was a much better defender last year. he improved greatly over his bad '06 season.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two years of him being a good player.

And about one month of him not being a good player.

I'm almost sad RR doesn't share the same viewpoint as you, I mean, you've spent one gamethread acting like a retarded assclown and yet we haven't "traded" you yet.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been a member for three years.

Thanks for not noticing.
We have this EdE conversation every year...that he does't quit throwing the ball away...

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you and the jackass brigade have this conversation every year.

People who possess something called "mental capacity" have taken note of his improvement and don't demand a trade two games into the season.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK dude, chill out...

must have been a mistake that he was rated the 26th best 3rd base in both leagues this year....

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Verity's wife. Jeesus.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sage advice

The Cowboy advocates Junior bunting with 2 outs

"Glory is upon us, Reds fans! Glory!" ~ F.V. Alan

by Young Lefty on Apr 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Whoa.

Guess I should have paid attention as the bases filled up with one out...

by Gray on Apr 2, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

doged a bullet there

common reds one more out

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

whoooooo affeldt

trying to give me a heart attack here

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Affeldt almost makes me miss Mike Stanton.

My god. If only we had more lefty arms like him.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

phew

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

THE most important half inning

... of the season coming up right here.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well... so far

Don't you think? Come on... get dramatic!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAPS ON

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ON

suggestions, anyone?

by BobbyO on Apr 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ON

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO REDS!!!!!

Lets have some kind of magic here....

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, look on the bright side

All of our starters have ERAs under 4, and the bullpen has only 2 pitchers with ERAs over 4!

GO DUNN

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

BP is still good

I think so anyway.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

NL MVP!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Zimmerman with the Nats has that wrapped up

No one can catch him after the season he's had this year.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice ....

go with the pitch Brandon

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

seems the strike zone has shrunk

since the begining

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

DUNN GOING THE OPPOSITE WAY

THATA BOY

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunner baby.

Going the other way? Who would have thunk it?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE better not make an error here

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't we need 3 runs to win??

WTF!!?? Bunt????

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Three times

Back to back hits... but here, lets give you an out.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing for the tie

at home!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

CMON EDDIE!!!

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG.....

This is an ugly at bat....

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Verity

Suck it buddy

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WOO HOO!

EDE!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

EDDIE E

you just made up for all those errors

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

And Dusty wanted to bunt!!

Way to go EdE!!!!!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

EdE says

shut the fuck up, Jeff.

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!

BobbyO called it!!!

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

"This guy is NOT a clutch hitter."

Shut the fuck up, Brantley.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Dude...I said up above he could hit....

It is the give away throws that kill us.
But tinight,,,,,,,VERY NICE EdE....way to make up for that throw!

by Verity on Apr 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"trade him for a left-handed arm"

i believe is what you said. so please, pretty please, continue sucking it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verity

Take a day off, come back tomorrow and try not to parrot Jeff Brantley or I'll make the ban permanent.

You remind me of one of the old trolls with the EdE bashing.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Apr 2, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I recall correctly

Verity WAS one of the old EdE bashing trolls.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I'm pretty sure you're right.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Apr 2, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

You miss one 400+ post game thread, and you miss a lot. This guy's been banned and back already?

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy SHIT!

Might this set the course for the rest of the season?????

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 2, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

.gif monkey:

A celebratory .gif?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A hotel in downtown Hamilton?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

There's something I don't recall seeing much last year...

by Gray on Apr 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

If that call doesn't make sportscenter tonight, I'm a monkey's uncle.

"He is just not a clutch hitter"

CRACK!

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They showed a stat

showing that EdE hit .360 last year with runners in scoring position. Three seconds later, Brantley declares with a touch of disgust in his voice that EdE is just "not a clutch hitter."

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking awesome

"Glory is upon us, Reds fans! Glory!" ~ F.V. Alan

by Young Lefty on Apr 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I begged EdE

to hit that homerun just to shut him up. Jesus, he was really tearing into Eddie and then just promptly shut the hell up.

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But of course,

They'll pour on the praise for Adam Dunn because he went to the opposite field.

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP and Dunner did their jobs - EdE crushed it

Both tHOm and CLownboy were so irritating all night that J.D. should bann them. For a guy who's 63 years old Murker looked too good. Great Win - Like the old BRM days, never ever out of it.

I love Chaos like Dusty loves VPness

by Madville on Apr 2, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone should wash EdE's mouth out with soap

All the 'bite me's' and 'STFU' he's sending out

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i guess he redeemed himself

i am glad he did that, because he probably got a huge monkey off his back.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

How bout them apples

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

the only way it could be better . . .

is if Edwin fouled off the pitch before back up into the press box, shattering the glass and knocking Jeff Brantley to the floor. I'm so sick of that guy's bitching. Yeah, what's he doing in the game if he can't bunt? BUNT THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

nice night all around

Mercker looked good from what I saw on gameday, EdE redeemed himself, Arroyo was adequate, and Coffey didn't suck in his second inning of work. Nice to get a win. Lets hope this isn't the last time we see .500.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope it IS

Now, let's go catch (and pass) the Brew Crew, since we've left the Cubs in our dust!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow... Affeldt got the win too...

Only way that coulda been better is if Arroyo still got the win...

Scared by the new look...

by crolfer on Apr 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

arroyo

once again only gave up 2 ERs and didnt get the win

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

At least the bullpen didn't blow his lead or anything.

He was already losing when he left, right?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and hey no 8th inning meltdown

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we permitted to

utter the unspeakable words now?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

think ARZ fans are pissed

... about losing their closer from last year?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll stick up for Thom

he had EdE's back against stupid-ass Jeff Brantley, and he told him he was a dummy before the blast

suggestions, anyone?

by BobbyO on Apr 2, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thom

I think Thom probably thought deep down that Edwin was going to be forced to bunt again and that he'd fail. Then Thom would have looked smart for being against the bunt.

But even if Thom had been predicting the Edwin walk-off for three innings before that, he's still a D-back fucker.

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 for 1 this season.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

This

was meant for "The C"

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

...maybe Freel won't be starting at 3B tomorrow after all.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

the umpire

he actually stood there to make sure Edwin hit the plate, then he walked away.

by Blue on Apr 2, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Imagine if Affeldt did that evertime the umpire didn't give him the called strike.

Although, to be fair, Lyon didn't get one or two calls in the bottom of the ninth.

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Was listening on the Radio...

Marty was just tearing into EdE and then had to eat all kind of crow. Beautiful.

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 2, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

So exactly what happened to Brantley on the TV side.

Gotta love it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 2, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if . . .

instead of banning Verity, JD makes him use that Brantley mullett photo as his avatar? I think that's punishment enough.

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

well said

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 3, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

One more rec!

Let's make it green, people

by ken on Apr 3, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

So...

let's take the series with Johnny Quest tomorrow!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a fun game.

Edwin just owned about three-fourths of the Reds fan base, all the announcers except Thom and Gorgeous George, and his dumbass manager.

Also, after watching Edwin's postgame interview, I fail to see how anyone could possibly not like him. I'll be damned if he's not the cutest little Latino I've ever seen. He was talking up all sorts of Dusty cliches, and then when he got to the end and was finally talking about the homer, he had the most genuine damn smile I have ever seen. That, my friends, is baseball.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the kid

I love how he acts too cool for school most of the time. Then you catch a glimpse of him looking over to the dugout, and you know he's just made eye contact with Phillips, Griffey or Dunn, and a smile begins to curl a bit.

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extra Innings

Because Extra Innings cuts its coverage the second the winning run crosses the plate (cheap bastards), I never got to see a replay that showed Edwin trotting to and rounding first base. Did anyone see him? Was he pumping his fist or "banging his hands together" (hat tip, Marty)?

by Brian B on Apr 2, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huge smile, arms in the air, getting pummeled because he just hit a walkoff homer. He ran into the dugout and kinda joyously ran into some people and then ran into the clubhouse, arms raised high.

I love Edwin. People can talk about BP loving the game and being a great guy because of his smile and whatnot, but Edwin is the most likable guy on the team for me. He's frustrating sometimes, but you know he tries and he gets more joy out of his successes than any player I've ever seen. He's a human being, and that's why I like him. He wants to fit in with the cool kids like Junior and Dunn, but he still wears braces so they don't quite accept him yet, but they give him these indications that let him know that they're there for him and that he can be a damn fine player.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok I don't hate EdE by any means

but seriously when Dunn, Edwin or any Reds player who a majority of people on this site like gets a "clutch hit" everyone is all in your face about it to people who do not like either of those player. I thought we all accepted the fact that there is not so such thing as a "clutch hit" but when a player we like gets what is thought of a "clutch hit" we use it to prove a point? It seems fairly childish of us all to do that...

"Touchdowns are the most over rated stat in football, first downs are what win games!"-ESPNs Skip Bayless on why Tony Romo is not a good QB

by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't see the incredible irony?

Of course we'll point out that a walkoff homer is "clutch" if a blowhard announcer was just ripping on the kid for not being clutch beforehand. That's not necessarily endorsing clutchness, that's impaling blowhards upon their own delicious sword.

As for the "in your face"ness of it, it was hardly anymore "in your face" than the Edwin or Dunn haters get. When a player we know is good shows his worth, of course we want to point it out. That's human nature.

It also may be a bit childish, but it's completely necessary and should absolutely not be stopped.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you are no better then them then

...OK that is not entirely true because you back up your points with facts and reason unlike Shortstop and Verity but still I expect better out of you Geki!

"Touchdowns are the most over rated stat in football, first downs are what win games!"-ESPNs Skip Bayless on why Tony Romo is not a good QB

by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proof

I was once arguing a technical point with a friend at work.

"All you have to make your point is Proof by Loud!" I said.
"Ah," he said, "but I also have Proof by Rude!"

Of course, I conceded the point.

by bbjones on Apr 3, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course there's such a thing as a clutch hit.

...what most of us are saying is that there's no such thing as a *clutch hitter*

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 3, 2008 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cloggin up the bases

really was a factor. If it wasn't for the clogging we would have only scored 3 runs.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 2, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

They didn't clog up the bases

Those were both singles to get them on base. Good thing they didn't walk.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 3, 2008 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doug Davis

Always Kills the Reds...it is hard not to root for him but he is playing my favorite team

"Touchdowns are the most over rated stat in football, first downs are what win games!"-ESPNs Skip Bayless on why Tony Romo is not a good QB

by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realize it's a weeknight

and not 75 degrees, but that is pretty disappointing when we've been without baseball for 6 months.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone able to youtube the finale?

I want that Brantley shit immortalized.

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley

not only knows nothing about baseball but is an awful announcer as well...every time I hear "Hatt-E-Burg" I want to shoot myself out of anger...ok maybe not that extreme but you guys get the point

"Touchdowns are the most over rated stat in football, first downs are what win games!"-ESPNs Skip Bayless on why Tony Romo is not a good QB

by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

EdE gets the Cluchtcy McClutchy Pants award

but lets look at the big picture...if he didn't make that error then his HR wouldn't have been SO big!

My Goodness I can take Docs Job

"Touchdowns are the most over rated stat in football, first downs are what win games!"-ESPNs Skip Bayless on why Tony Romo is not a good QB

by Zach K on Apr 2, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one irritated...

...by the fact that Fay and C. Trent Rosendouche have absolutely nothing up about Edwin? I want some Dusty quotes! Some Edwin quotes!

by Geki on Apr 2, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I just started looking around...

and I was peeved that this is the only pic so far:

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic Fay.

Brandon Phillips summed up Edwin Encarnacion's final at-bat nicely. "He can't for (squat). But he sure can hit. "Phillips didn't say squat, but this is a family blog.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 2, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRANTLY GOT ...

CORNHOLED ON REGIONAL TV !!!!!!!!!!! WAY TO GO TRIPLE E

I was on a flush draw?!?!?

by REDLEG5 on Apr 2, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

For those of you with mlb.com accounts

the game is now archived at 400k. Tune in at 2:54:30 and watch Jeff Brantley look like a total douche (again).

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 2, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Great Game Thread

After watching the game at my favorite local establishment and finishing about a pitcher an inning with two of my friends. I come home and check RR and see a fantastic Game Thread as I have to apploud as it was a fun read.... hopefully I get to join in on the action tomorrow

"If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing." - Sparky Anderson

by bphil2b on Apr 2, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

just got back

Had a great time. When last seen Slyde, Sukr et al where heading back across the river in search of more drinks and their cars

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 3, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

This team has POTENTIAL!!!

Kep picks up where he left off. EdE clutch as hell. Phillips and Dunn with smart hitting when we absolutely needed it. Bullpen was solid!

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 3, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

I can now say without absolute question

that rally caps do indeed work. That was a fantastic game in person, even if I only saw a good 15 minutes of it.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 3, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

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